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There is only one angry black man here, and we know who it is.

godisgood200:
If Omotola is 40, then Genevive is Omotola's Senior? I listened to an interview she granted some years back when they acted a movie together 'Ije', Genevive was disrepectul to her so they fell out, she said Genevive was by far her junior. We know that Genevive is 40, how cone Omotola is just getting to 40 this year? Why do people lie about their ages?

She is accomplished yet still lies about her age.

Bros, Genevieve is 38 and Omotola is 40.
Not every star lies about age.

See Shekpe fans gnashing teeth and wearing sack clothes .

I just dey rababa fun oba ogo as i remember that we dodged this Bag of Yoghurt bullet.

ChristineC:
I heard that guy was so good he could play every wing.

Could play multiple positions at world class level.
Was far better than Bobby Charlton by all accounts.

Only child of his parents and was engaged to be married.

I didn't even know Pius had a goal and an assist.

On a more serious note, it is obvious Conte wants to be fired but does not want to resign (maybe so he does not lose out on money).
I am guessing that the normally trigger happy Roman will make his wishes come true before the Barca match, and that Russian should look in the mirror too.
There is something dysfunctional about the culture that he has fostered in that club.

PietroRico:
Mans should have left his confidence in actual silence

That part was a bit perpelexing bro. Quietly confident but spoke out on a public forum.

Secondly it is funny how one can go from being quietly confident to being loudly disgruntled over the course of only a few months.

Anyway i don't blame Bro Nihilist, i blame Pogba for giving the address of his barber to Bakayoko.

BushWickBill:
Hahahaha

Omo dat brushing wey Watford give una na real severe beating.

so now una dey sing the praises of Jambody?

Lol .

Is our God not a wonderful God?

Reminds me of The Godfather when Moe Green told Michael Corleone that he wasn't slapping Freddy around but was just straightening him out.

Watford just straightened Chelsea out, na corrective slap dem give them yesterday.

Nihilist:
forget bakayoko for now. With Bakayoko off the pitch, we were 1-1, with only 8 minutes to play. Bakayoko fücked up, but he is not directly responsible for our loss.


lf we forensically analyse that Janmaat goal, plague of locusts should smite at least 5 players.

Kante shocked me there. As in completely shocked me.

Cahill and Luiz now contributed with their collective brain freeze to further destroy the match.


in all honesty, i would apportion the blame for the loss in this order.

Luiz
Cahill
Kante
Bakayoko


Luiz was diabolical last night. Cahill too. The two of them are the most devastating tag team since principalities and powers...

Hehehe, this your yarns scatter my dada

Unbelievable! So you mean they are more devastating than Bonnie & Clyde, Starsky & Hutch, Rakim & Eric B, Tom & Jerry, Aki & Pawpaw.
Geez, they must be really good.

PietroRico:
Someone said Italian Chris brown has not danced for a while now. Say baba don dey forget dance moves.

That's how another person said conte is just trying to distance himself from match fixing allegations

Hehehe

Na only match fixing allegations?

Club wey dem don use d destiny do handkerchief use am wipe Evan’s sweaty face for court.

If Chelsea no plant igi aje obale around Stamford Bridge dey no fit escape this armageddon.

sinizia:
This is wickedness. Wetin Nihilist do you.

Bruv e no do me anything o. I don forgive am as e don become born again, turn Job overnight.
Na apa and egbo full him body now.

MRTA7:
This is definitely the official Pep Guardiola thread since that's what seems to be all people want to talk about on it.

I think we might need a new Man utd fans thread for man utd fans to talk about man utd.

I don't blame the invaders, i blame the stubborn United fans who have refused to borrow sense and ignore them.

They should be smart enough to realize that they are complicit in gradually wrecking this thread.

If you ignore them they will leave this thread and sanity will return. I wonder why some of us carry this Pep/Mourinho issue for head like kpon kpon.

Nihilist:
omo see masterful trolling from afrodoc.

i lift up mine eyes unto the hills, but from whence cometh my help?

my help cometh from the lord, the maker of the heavens and the earth.

arise o lord, and let my enemies be scattered...preferably by means of thunderbolt sent directly to their hating nyashes...

Omo, shey na Watford turn you to chorister like this? See as you dey comot lyrics from Orin Dafidi like Dagrin.

Surely, surely Watford don pass garri.

BushWickBill:
He woke up sweating and screaming Conte Out.
That's when they tied him to the bed.
He is still mumbling Conte Out even in that state

It will not be well with Mr Wig-gins

No Mourinho to blame, no Emenalo to blame, no Matic to blame and this time no Morata or Rudiger to blame.

Very soon they will start blaming Stamford bridge or London weather.

Club wey awon oshoronga don tie the destiny, put for rocket and fly am to space.

Nihilist:
mehn even Kante appears to have regressed...

Regressed go where? When e no be mathematical expression. As a coverer of half the world though we know him as a geographical expression.

diggz:
#Conteout!!!

Conte in! Luiz in!! Bag of Yoghurt in!!! Pius out! Kante out!! Christiansen out!!!

diggz:
#Conteout!!!

When una dey come mock Mourinho una no know. All of una dey jabo like conductor wey don drink shekpe.

Person wey do anyhow, him eye go see anyhow.

diggz:
#ConteOut!!!

Baba, you don wake? Se ko rera?

Cos as you dey post this early momo, e be like say your sleep dey troubled.

BushWickBill:

Dockie on fire

I am sorry to have missed the party bro but sleep came calling.

United fans are classy and have restraint though. If it was these Chelsea urchins they would have camped on our thread for weeks, such incorrigible neophytes and inveterate hypocrites.
It seems their souls have been corrupted in and out and they have made a pact against knowledge.

Awon omo alaileko.

Nihilist:
wow...just wow...

Bow wow wow
yippie yo yippie yay

Where my dogs at?

Nihilist:
Jesus!!!!!!

Is the way, the truth and the life. No one gets to the father except through him.

Nihilist:
see defence.

jah jehovah

He is the great Yahweh that can make a way in Norway when there seems to be no way.

He made a way through the Chelsea defence , he is the unchangeable changer.

He is the alagbada ina that can break any yoke in Bakayoko, he is the gbani gbani that can pull down mountains for Conte.

diggz:
Courtois is a goat!!

Don't be hating, he is better than King David remember?

Nihilist:
good god...

God is good all the time bruv, all the time.

Nihilist:
mehn even Kante appears to have regressed...

Its global warming bro, global warming. Even the polar ice caps have receded.

Nihilist:
somebody needs to shoot bakayoko!

I don't believe it! Shoot your sugar and your tea? What will you feed on afterwards, i know you don't like beans.

I came late to the party, but at all at all na him bad pass.

Please is there any DJ still awake?
Can a Bible believing DJ play 6 minutes of death by Joe Budden pls , if not already played?

Igbokoko!


This Pius na real ojuju calabar, the day he came out to play the rest of the team sarewogbo.

Bakayoko stinking up the joint like a nasty brand of Rizla

Ridiculous arguments and 419 reasoning everywhere.

Good all around performance, but when facing bus-parking teams like this Valencia and Shaw must show more attacking drive and creativity.

diggz:
Well shyttee happens....but Barkley really impressed me. The attack looks promising with him around however they should have gotten a goal or 2 but it is what it is....

The defence was majorly our undoing....they single-handedly dashed Bournemouth the game.

I don't know if it's just me who thinks caballero should be starting our games.....we didn't concede much with him keeping.

Ogidigben!
Veteran Chelsea fans are now hoping that Courtois gets benched for Kaba-kaba!

I thought you guys said he was the world's best, better than King David and eManuel? I laugh in sunken places