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Nihilist:
oh those wonderful days....when Martial was better than Lukaku and Kane

Oh those halcyon days when Pius was better than Neymar and had the potential to be as good as Messi

diggz:


My chest!!!

Guy, nothing do ur chest o. Jehovah will heal u, you must be around to witness what Messi and company have in store for you guys.

Paraphrasing one of your OGs, the fake Barca (Arsenal) beat u, then the fake Arsenal a.k.a fake fake Barca (Bournemouth) beat u, what will the real Barca do?

dopeJemi:
diggz sheathe sword abeg, No vex, I no wan make this thing go personal.. I dey happy this evening

If you know how e dey pepper Diggz for body that squad players like Lingard and upcoming players like Martial are showing Pius what productivity is you won't be testing him like that.

Everytime he hears "productivity" or "product" he starts shedding tears thinking it is directed at Pius. If you doubt me just quote him and talk about the GDP of China see if he won't attack you.

diggz:
Useless club....useless fans....useless coach... uselessness united fc..... We won the transfer FC...awon Omo wobe FC....

Fvck you dopejemi.....blaady cvnt!

Welcome, it seems you have recovered. Now sit back, calm down, and drink up some BOURNEvita.

dmcdad:
I've been wondering this Kante ish in recent weeks. I thought whenever Kante plays, they seldom lose. What's going on these days?

Global warming and the erosion of the sunken place have diminished Kante's powers, he is the victim of a series of unfortunate events.

diggz:
You are highly irresponsible and lacking in wisdom....is your useless team not filled with world-class players again?

Your own "useful" team, is it filled with world class dancers? Ooops, it just might be.

And talking about the world sef, is Kante no longer covering 60 percent of the world again? Or has global warming affected him too?
Oh my days, is Kante melting like the polar ice caps?

diggz:
Omo the Ake touch my brain o!! I no go lie

No worry, e go better.

On a more serious note, have you seen Pius?
His mother is DEEPLY worried about him, she looks DEPRESSED and i fear she might soon be in a SUNKEN place.

diggz:
Pogba is how much again? Lukaku is how much? Sanchez is how much?

Receive sense

Shey na the Ake wey dem use plank your head make you forget how much these players cost?

Oya take BOURNEvita, i hear it is good for memory loss.

dopeJemi:
Mr man, after Man City, Chelsea are the next highest spenders in the league and are still losing 3 nil at home to a relegation threatened team


You lack dignity

Why are you taking shots at his moniker? Well, none of my business. He has to help DIG his club out of the sunken place, no DIGGITY.

Nihilist:
im at wembley mate.

Party over on your thread in 20mins

No lele bro, we be grooving at the bridge. In the immortal words of Jenifa "cash ya"

There is an APB out on Hazard, last seen warming up in the Stamford Bridge tunnel a.k.a The sunken place.

Nihilist:
Fellaini the new Bag of Beans

Jose strikes again

I heard scores are 0-3 at your stadium, please who is striking for Bournemouth?

Ibime:
It's bad enough losing to fake Barcelona (Arsenal), now we're getting hammered by fake Arsenal (Bournemouth).

What will happen when we face real Barcelona?

Who said you guys will "face" Barca? Na touch your toes those bad guys dey plan for una......they have already imported their stool from Ghana.

Nihilist:
Bag of Beans being exposed yet again as a fraudulent receptacle of Phaesolus Vulgaris

At least now that you no longer have beans you are keeping your nourishment up with a hot pot of Bournevita, hehehe

diggz:
Are you steeewpid? What is the meaning of away or home? Shey una go collect point from losing away?

You no go go beg your old boy, the Alake of egba land wey dey use UTC flog una koboko.

Chelsea kan fi Ake kori!

Aye mi, temi bami!
You are what? 3 what?

Lana1:

Egbon diggz and the pro-yoot brigade are in a better position to answer this....

That Musonda is not special jo, i know 50 players in Apongbon better than him

Nihilist:
Bruh...that was a post from 3 years, and 4 seasons ago

It's 2018 now B

Matic has been a grocery bag for a minute now...

4 seasons ago? FOUR SEASONS? When e no be hotel

That was the pre-season period of 2 seasons ago bro. No doubt you are bigkeshlizing this.

dopeJemi:
I don't think he's gonna cost more than 35m pounds

We will see. As long as they are not selling us another sick old man he is an upgrade on both Fellaini and Herrera. But i hope he is not the major midfield signing of next season.
He can come as a secondary signing to replace Fellaini and/or Herrera, but we need more than just Vidal in that midfield for our 4-3-3 to be set.

Nihilist:
He was world class at the time....

Now he's a bag of leguminous matter

Aww c'mon are you trying to Bigkeshilize/Ibimelize the situation?

I hope you won't betray Lukaku in a similar fashion in a year's time, lol.

Nihilist:
Of course Matic is a world class player.

The truth shall set you free bro

dopeJemi:
How did you know his heart is not with the club again

He is a heart surgeon .
This Vidal story about him coming in the summer is getting louder. If true i hope it is on the cheap, because with his age and 1 yr left on his contract i don't want us to waste any more money on "lemons" from Bayern.

Kai! This Bundesliga na yeye league.

E be like say today's party go be for Dayo's thread. Julian's Nackersman's team is giving Bayern the D in Munich

See MUTV showing clips of Alexis Sanchez wozing us in his Arsenal days to show how good a player he is. LOL

Lana1:
Azzin. Eleyi gidi gan..

I don't mind dopejemi as our striker but does he have good first touch??

And in that pivot, is it sinizia that is supposed to unlock joeace or vice versa??

I am sure Dopejemi will be happy with that no 9 position cos we all know how he likes making penetrating runs.

But wait o, it is disappointing to see usually reasonable posters here engaging a certified troll and twitter plagiarist in back and forth conversation.

Bibidear:
lol,d funniest thing is that after manutd i prefer arsenal cos my elder bro is an arsenal fan and he made me like them.....lol,i still prefer them to other teams.....i hate mancity and liverpool......wish they can be relegated

Young lady you have your priorities exactly right.
Arsenal are not the enemy. City and Liverpool are, and that should never be forgotten.

raumdeuter:
airmark don carry him people reach here all those fake football wannabee and agent

Hahaha
Abeg we have enough of those already here on this forum.

WTF?

Nihilist:
your records are irrelevant unless you can categorically tell us that you have a guy inside the club feeding you info, or point us to an interview where Emenalo or Conte or whoever comes out to say "i signed this guy"

if you're reading daily fail or daily hoaxpress newspaper, and using their speculation as the basis of your list, then that's a foul.

Conte didnt even expect Bakayoko to see 1st team shirt when the boy signed for us. Conte never played Zappacosta for Italy despite playing a wingback system here. he's still being benched for moses now

so if none of these guys were in Conte's 1st choice plans, whats the proof that he was the one that signed them? Especially with the way the man has been denouncing transfer policy every chance he gets..

now that Emenalo don go, una wan sharply turn conte to the new scapegoat.

continue.

It is very egregious that Antonio Cunt is benching the best RB in the world for Vico.