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Rosicky made it 2-0 for arsenal, 63 minutes gone.

52 minutes gone, arsenal pressing forward but still a balanced 2nd half so far.

Wat a waste from Soldado, danger from corner finally cleared.

Tottenham corner

2nd half on the way, arsenal still leading by a goal to nil

HT: arsenal 1-0 Tottenham

Congra2bidia to 2face nd Congranniebidia to Annie...

2014 is indeed a year for jokes nd jokers

Most of Nigeria men are actually pregnant (drinking tins) with their stomach bigger than dt of d husband. Ladies ar fond of saying wot a man can do, a woman can do better, now tell me wot else does dis signify if not dt wot a woman can carry (pregnancy) a man can carry it better. Although dis is just beyond my comprehension, summary nd essay writing coz I can't stop imagining dt I slept with a lady nd instead of her to get pregnant, nah me come get am . This is weird...

Op d fear is always there bcoz U never try am b4, come to think of it U wan break ur virginity with someone U met online even 2 years older than U? Abeg fear no go gree U. Start with those girls around U or get a gf b4 graduating to online babes. Well I get ur point, hold on to wot U belief if U can, oneluv...

It's ok to me, at least nothing meant for d room (private) was revealed. Una know nah those things some ladies sabi show for public but wen dem dey inside room, dem go cover am

Thank God for his life, I hope God called him nd he heard his voice to work in his vineyard nd not d other way round. Coz d situations in Nigeria can make person hear strange voices nd think say nah God dey call am

To me no course is a waste... I went to open an account in a bank with my school ID card 2years ago, d man who attended to me saw biochemistry on my ID card nd told me he studied biochemistry too back in school. Tell me, wot az Biochemistry got to do with banking nd financing or accounting? If U look deeply, u'll see dt ur course of study does not matter 100%.

Hahaha... No 7? , Amaechi say him be no 1, El-rufai say him be no 7, who be d last? Better still make U na give us d full list self.
Make El-rufai no worry about those b4 him on d list, wen d snipers starts killing dem, we (Nigerians) will be counting their dead body one by one . Joke of 2014

pembisco: Sory to derail ,2day Its ma birthday! Jst like my post for no reason

because it's ur birthday make I dash U 50 likes (1 like for ur post) nd happy birthday. Plz it's 2014 nd not 2013, don't beg for likes again dis year, make it ur new year resolution in mp4 format . Once again happy birthday

I see dem as professionals , dey're simply doing their jobs coz dt's wot dey're paid to do. There is nothing bad in doing wot U know how to do best, so far it's not against d law.

As Nigeria is preparing for world cup nd long open letter was written, I need to read nd digest d long open letter too in preparation for resumption from ASUU strike (done). The spirit of reading epistles must be invoked or better still resurrected.

Nice analysis, hope dis letter gets to the appropriate person nd body, it's an open letter nd so it should be accepted nd looked into with open mind. God bless d writer...

Only God knows everything dt's hidden to men, only Him (God) knows those dt ar worshipping him in truth nd in spirit. May God help us all...

Hmmm... Even people wey dey always claim virginity dey view nd even dey comment for dis thread. Wetin dem wan share with Us (we non-virgins ) or better still dem dey learn coz 2014 resolution is to loose dere virginity? , 2014 is still early ...

Waiting for d equal, opposite nd counter thread to dis thread but make I drop my comment b4 den. Few signs from d above signs is enough for a GUY to think twice about any girl, if d guy is actually not guilty of d reasons why d girl is showing d signs. Nice one op...

I Facebook but I face my book more, so most (infact none) of d reasons doesn't affect me. Give me reasons to quit nairaland nd I'll take U serious, oneluv.

January of every year is always prophecy filled but what I know nd strongly belief is dt " everything is turning around for my good by God's grace". Just as many dt believe in God nd have faith in Him, dis year is gonna be a year of massive turn-around for good for everyone of us in Jesus Name, Amen!

God no be man. Even when U think say U don see everything clearly, some parts might still look unclear, so what happens to d unclear parts? wot I know is dt Nigeria is in God's hands, only him can tell wot becomes of her anytime nd any day. I ain't a supporter or hater of any man whether Man of God or not, God Bless Nigeria, God Bless us all.

Prophecy or no prophecy, those are d things dt happens every year. Talking about d ones dt ar not for public consumptions, I think dey've been consumed even b4 d year ended.

adusco: I use RAID.
Try it nd tnk me lerra.

#teamraidjohr#

Peeta Bishop: I don't care if them stop JAMB totally sef..all i know is my struggle for admission went away with 2013...now am a proud student of Uniport. #some will say "what abt ur kids, dnt u care for dier future?" #I say when that bridge comes, I will cross it....HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE.

Uniport? Welcome to d school for Unique students, congratulations!

Even when students were having opportunities to select first nd second choice institutions nd change d schools at will, admission was difficult for most candidates not to talk of now. It's obvious some schools will av candidates than others which might be a problem, i don't know d reason(s) behind d cancellation by jamb but i seriously feel for d students who are seeking admissions into higher institutions.

No matter wot jamb does, this year 2014 is d year of testimony for someone out there to gain admission In Jesus Name, Amen!

I'm using Raid mosquito spray

To: Nairalanders Date:01/01/2014 Subject: LETTER OF DISENGAGEMENT
This is to inform you that the appointment the enemy had booked for you with failure, debt, sickness, rejection, delay, stagnation, demotion, pain, sorrow, disappointment, ill-luck, ill-health and untimely death for d year 2014 has been terminated with immediate effect by the grace of God. As a result, you are hereby appointed as the PERMANENT AMBASSADOR of divine blessing, breakthrough, prosperity, good health and long life in Jesus name. Please acknowledge receipt of this offer and indicate your acceptance by thanking God for d great opportunity given to U to see this day. HAPPY NEW YEAR NAIRALANDERS!

Where grade can't take u, may GRACE do. Where merit can't take u, may MERCY do. Where labour can't take u, may FAVOUR do. Welcome to 2014, Happy New Year Nairalanders!