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Two threads with the same contents on d FrontPage? Why nah?

Dt ur in-law funny die better still immature, imagine man to man things him com go jamtalk for everybody for dere family. My brother U did nothing wrong johr, if after explaining everything to ur girl she no believe U, den..... Complete d rest abeg.

stinggy: who called who? If it was ur dad that called,it's a gud omen, if it is ur girl who made d call,i'm suspectin she's pregnant & she doesn't wnt to abort it like u guys av bn doin for som time nw

how U take know say dem dey abort? U be cctv

It's simple, I'll simply get a lighter nd gas cylinder close to her for her to do d real smoking coz dt one na fake.

No be for dis forum Una dey talk say make guys "sample d samples" b4 marriage? Wen U don do all d doables b4 marriage, wetin menses go cause again if not for U to sleep nd safe urself small energy from d wedding stress. But I think d dates of d period should be part of d wedding planning, or why do we av wedding planners sef ?

stinggy: I undstnd ur point nw. Not too bad to b picky especially as ds is a lifetime decision, we all wnt d best for ourselves. Mayb u shld try me too, I'm available also

I'm an American don dey warrant unnecessary applications

Everything for dis country dey always turn to gist nd gossip, it just depends on how Ur own story was reported. Expecting threats from ladies like " I'm gonna slice ur dick" , rapists be warned nd to d reporter, plz complete ur work by giving us updates about their first sexx after d make up for ppl like me to be sure dt d d*ck was just sliced nd not in a dicey state now

airmark: The rate at which your man utd is going down, they may find crude oil.

bro hope man utd is not thinking about going down finally for Niger-delta area coz we don find cruel oil dere, make dem go down for other parts, dem fit find d crude oil for us

sadlas: Kicked d bucket"may be"

is he a bucket kicker?

victorazy: Mikel for African best click yes if u like it

See dem dey beg for likes dis new year , it's never too late for U (Una) to make a new year resolution in mp4 format, plz stop begging for likes . Anyway congratulations to John Obi Mikel for his achievements today, 300th appearance nd a goal.

protegesol: Get banned and molested by Mods....Especially the business section MOD.
Almost every post there is considered to be a spam. Most information on Nairaland are now getting stale because the MOD's and Spambot has successfully discouraged people from creating threads in most section.
For now...I'm not gaining anything if i can't network with other Nairalanders....


Some people post genuine information here but the overzealous MOD's and overprotective Seun disqualifies all and every poster on SPAM suspicion.

U just said my mind coz two of my health related threads were banned. Sorry I had to quote d whole post.

I saw d joke here on NL yesterday nd I almost fell from inside keke napep , d thing funny johr nd if dem no wan laugh make dem borrow me their teeth make I use am laugh join

Ladies don finish wey U fit bleep? If ur joystick no know d difference btw relations nd sex, wot happens to ur brain dt controls other parts of ur body? I think U should end any form of communication with d girl, be it physical, emotional, etc. It's just a craziness (sex) dt'll last for minutes after which U may not be able to cure it again (addiction).

Someone should wake up b4 having wet dreams

Exponental: If u truly appreciate ur friendship, hit d nail on d head. She doesnt need such as her man.

TRUE talk coz since he didn't av his way with U, he's gonna try another or other girls.

decasey: I do it all d time. Even my sisters do it 2....na when I day with another chick na my battery charge.bt if na my siblings' I don't fill anything!.

make I hear as if d blood nd water wey dey flow inbtw ur legs get sense to differentiate ur siblings from ur chick as U dey claim for ur post.

Abeg holes ar different, just imagine dis conversation:
A girl asked her boyfriend, honey, why is it that
when a girl had sex with numerous guys, she's a
slut and a lot of people hate her, but when a guy
does the same, he is a legend?
The guy answered, if a door is opened with more
than one key, it becomes a useless door and no one will want to keep anything important in a room with
such door, but if a key opens more than one door,
then its a MASTER KEY...

Is dt a skin cut or acid cut? I think d latter is d answer , skin cut ko bald head ni...

11 years? I think by now d lady (woman) for don enter menopause , wetin both of Una dey relate for 11yrs to be called a relationship? Well anything U do to hurt her be sure she'll likely take away or render another 11yrs useless in ur life. I smell wickedness somewhere.

mekuilis: Mtcheeew! Thank God you didn't toast her,just look at your composition of the English Language. My friend go back to your class right away and face schoolwork. Kiddo

falls from waterleaf tree, lands inside pot of soup , see wickedness...

Op no be by force to reply PM, but some girls will buy A Second Hand BlackBerry, and still they will be Asking "How Did You Get My Pin"...The Former Owner Na GHOST .? Don't worry coz d lady dt'll reply ur PM is yet to register on nairaland , ur reply is on d way

Final whistle: arsenal 2-0 Tottenham, thank U all for ur understanding dt arsenal is really delivering wen it matters, #teamarsenalhaswon again#.

Nice ball Ozil, shot saved by Lloris. 5 minutes added time

89 minutes gone, arsenal really defending well

Arsenal playing with 10 men now.

Walcott stretched out, but having fun , 82 minutes gone

Walcott down on d pitch, receiving treatment

Chai... It could've been 3-0, nice try Walcott. 77 minutes gone

Wenger why na ? Dis is getting interesting, Ozil in for Arteta...

Game over Flamini in for Jack, 72 minutes gone

Tottenham gaining possessions but nothing yet to show for it, still arsenal 2-0 Tottenham