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I don't like half things but if I've got no choice, I'll make a deal with a friend, he'll take the upper part while I'll take the lower part so that we can swap the parts each time we wanna enjoy something different .

Well my answer is that I'll simply port . Op for example, why do U think we have numerous zones from our network service providers? It's for us to change from one zone to another if one is not giving us what we wanted. Imagine that girls are like mtn (just an illustration), then u'll know when to port or change ur zone.

I guess it's because the exposed body is seen first before the well guarded big phones, so you must see their selling points first irrespective of the phones.

If u ask Tiwa to come and perform in my school for free now she'll decline, and demand for half of our school fees but na we dey buy and dance to her songs.
Leaving where u are been treated like a king to a place where u'll be treated like a servant.

I was so addicted to nairaland to the extent that even when I was watching the matches during the offline period, I kept typing www.nairaland.com to confirm the updates .
I missed nairaland the same way I would've missed my period if am a girl and never cared to protect myself after few minutes of fun

I feel like clapping, sorry I feel like

Shebi d award is Gala night, I'll be there bcoz of d Gala nd I've already ordered for my zobo. No time to dull, "Gala my G" .
I wish all d Nigeria nominees all d best, I hope d award will be fair nd default of any questions concerning d winners. God Bless Nigeria, God Bless Africa. Go team Nigeria for Gala is (I mean we ar) behind u .

Op if U think u ar ugly plz don't wait for reasons why ugly ladies or people do smile, just start smiling too. It's good to smile whether U ar ugly or a damsel, to me no one is ugly we just fine pass each other.

six packs of wot? Is it six packs of cigarettes on a guys body?

Option B. No!
Although some ladies do drink d ticker saliva dt emanates from their guy's joystick, d guy can just reciprocate by drinking her saliva. Is dt not TRUE love? Oops I mean TRUE lust?

DJDOLA: Have never in my life tell any girl dat I love u... and no girl as ever told me I love u

wot about guys? Who knows U might be ... well I didn't say anything sha...

U've had series of heartbreaks which has left U heart broken, I think by now U should av nothing left in ur heart dt could be broken or better still get used to d heartbreaks. Plz don't mind my 1st paragraph.

I think wat U need is TIME, time dey say is d giver of everything. With time u'll feel better nd finally get back to ur formal self. I'll advise U be careful with ur male friends who might av been showing interests in U, coz at dis ur critical moment dey might take advantage of d situation nd possibly hurt U more.
My #20 nd I stand to be corrected.

Boy: I love U
Girl: I love U two
Boy: me and who?

Since U ar scared bcoz d pussy is Holy, I'll suggest U make ur pen*s Holy too so dt if d two Holy holes happens to come close they will just share their holiness in spirit .
Trust me no matter d temptations from her, it'll do U more good to resist than succumb although it might be difficult coz U av conscience but dicks no get conscience
Plz don't do d "needful" as dey'll soon be telling U to do it in dis section.

I don't see anything wrong in it, moreover I don't hide mine coz I either tell her if it's on d phone or I show her if she's physically present. Either ways, it shows she's not gonna escape it nd it az been working

I just pity two ppl ( op's boyfriend nd d guy's girlfriend even if he's gay), op nd d guy ar enjoying wot dey're doing while their partners ar probably faithful to dem. But seriously dt guy needs proper check, since both of U ar christians I think d guy is yet to find his prayer points . Tie some guys pen*s with rope wen in d guy's shoes nd it'll definitely loose itself

I like dark skinned ladies but seriously I'll support bleaching wen I see a white lady or guy using anything (cream or wotever) just to look black. After bleaching, some (if not all) smell, av multiple skin colours, some look more skinny, fragile (skin disorders, infections, etc), some look like (pussycat)... Mehn d list is endless. I just freaking dislike bleaching

Raw sex leads to raw results nd puts others (friends) in raw situations. Imagine dey didn't tell U dt dey're gonna av sex without protections ( condom or contraceptive) which it's obvious from ur post U would've discouraged dem, but now dey've put U in a tight corner dt can make U look like an accomplice to d abortion. Continue to talk dem out of d abortion plans, make dem understand U ar not in support of it nd wotever happens ur conscience is free.
Looking at it from another angle, it'll be difficult keeping dt baby. I wish U nd dem all d best.

I think d op should av done some editing b4 posting dis coz of many repetitions. Anyway it's bad if we can't appreciate nd praise our own brother (Mikel) but others (foreigners) ar doing d praising for us.
How many English players are better than Mikel but yet dey praise dem as if dey can lick Ronaldo's nd Messi's shoe laces. God help some ppl dt mixes sentiments nd reality together wen passing judgement in dis country.

Do the thing raw nah but remember after everything U go get raw results , I won't advice U to do it so far u've been giving it to her cooked b4

Don't tell me d guy dt did dis went away without his joystick suffering any damages, mehn some guys ar wicked while some ladies ar weak. Am sure for d guy to av gone to d extent of beating d lady like dt, he would've been giving her small doses like slaps, scolding etc which she would've claimed ar all bcoz of love.
where ar d women dt knows how to handle men by bitting, handling nd cutting their joysticks wen U need dem? Just feeling for d girl, a smooth face (probably) now turn to a bloody face.

Love is wicked, be guided nd sensitive wen it's intoxicating U.

Op did U write all dis things just to justify ur big nose if U get one? Or trying to make dos with big nose feel better if dey aren't feeling good about demselves?
well big or small nose, just thank God u've got one no matter d description.

Nothing serious johr, dey're just sharing d spirit in dem to make it stronger or av U forgotten wot Omawumi meant by " sharing is caring nd caring is sharing"?
Dey're just helping each other in spirit but d question is wot type of spirit?

godwinony: lowkey tinz
lectures not on now..expected to commence fully on Monday.

Ok... Was really surprised no Uniport student az said anything so far. Choba things on my mind on Thursday, safe journey to me by God's grace.

mizzthang: No b una put am there? @ then low self esteem bit.

U don't get? Why s it d first point of action to do?

seriously while making out b4 d detailed entrance, u've got to keep ur two hands busy, meaning one hand on d yansh d other on d bosoms nd squeezing d two parts in rhythm is an heavenly feeling.
Op plz try it with a professional, u'll surely leave d edge nd bcom red (hot) with sounds (moans) wanting for more.

There is a saying dt" if U can't beat dem, arrange to av dem beaten" hope dt answers ur question coz I don't see any reason why a sane man should beat a woman. Well she'll claim she's still in d relationship bcoz of love, love without respect for her is nothing but a sure way to render her useless. I stand to be corrected

2go love will only lead to 2go pregnancy, since both of dem ar from 2go world, dey can only produce 2go offspring . Tell dt lady to get ready nd accept d 2go child to dere world of 2go .

Ok... Joke apart it's like d guy is d type dt likes nd hooks up with ladies on social networks, I think U girls (d friends)can help her get to know d guy well by playing along with him on d social network but trust me it ain't gonna be easy. The earlier d girl's parents know about d pregnancy, the better coz it'll take God's grace for d guy to accept responsibilities.

This is just another lesson (or mistake) both boys nd girls should learn from, i wish d girl all d best.

As if d op doesn't know dt through d action of squeezing some small bosoms av developed nd became big overnight. It's simple nd straightforward, if U aren't breastfeeding a baby (probably married) den ur bf or husband takes charge of d bosoms, nd can decide which level to put d charge .
Seriously, most guys too like boobi nd can't control demselves rather than stir wen d boobi is "waving" at dem but dt doesn't mean all guys love or squeeze bosoms, to me it depends on d guy nd d bosoms (not d ones with low self esteem)

Gunners have been hit with a major injury blow as star winger Theo Walcott is out injured for atleast six months and
shame he will miss yet another World Cup.
The Arsenal star was stretchered off the field versus Spurs in the FA Cup tie and no one expected the injury to be that bad.
England international was in supreme form after returning from injury not so long ago and Arsenal are going to miss him.
However, Gunners supporters should not really worry as far as his replacement is concerned as they did amazingly well without Walcott.
Gunners played seven games when Theo was out injured this season. Won 5, Drew 1 and lost 1.

By all means the above given stats show a brilliant record. Arsenal have top quality depth in their attacking midfield and the same can step up again in Theo’s absence as they did before.
Aaron Ramsey, Wilshere, Gnabry, Rosicky have all impressed playing Walcott’s position out wide this season.
Not to forget, Chamberlain is returning sooner rather than later.
Arsenal supporters are worried for now, but surely their main concern is that the side needs a top quality striker. Other than that, their squad is more than good enough to win the title.
I think arsenal will miss d services of Walcott but den dey'll survive without him, wot do U sport lovers think?

To avoid any misunderstanding, I think hermaphrodite is better . Well I don't mind aving any of d sexes as my first child so far God will bless us with d two sexes. Knowing fully well dt I (man) determines d sex of child by producing XY chromosomes for male instead of XX chromosomes for females, so why argue with my wife instead of taking d necessary things nd beating her at her game.
Don't mind d hermaphrodite part, it's just a

drnairalov: Sowie Women and their problems..like mine

i wanted 2 hav sex wid ma girlfriend bt ma little brodas
were stil awake,so she said,

"1st 1 of u 2 sleep
wil get #5,000", so I slept 1st,den she dump me

PLS Y?

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becos U ar staying, living, nd aving sexx with her in d same room with ur brothers

nekaa: ehn, u go wait na..


lmao... so wedding planner go need to take menstrual cycle into consideration? that means you go need to tell the officiating minister so that him to go plan well when he dey give una date.

shebi na planning, all follow join so far it's for better planning, it doesn't matter ppl wey do d planning.