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RomanceRe: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:43am On Feb 08, 2022
Fake story

I said what I said
RomanceRe: If King Solomon Were Alive He Wouldn't Be Able To Solve This Kindergarten Maths by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:32am On Feb 08, 2022
Damn!
TravelRe: The Saudi Arabians Treat Us Like Animals - Black African Maids Cry Out For Help by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:38am On Feb 07, 2022
Conwarden:
Hmmm
I find it annoying when Nigerians keep staring, gawking and famzing at any white-skinned foreigner in Nigeria.

Imagine minding my drinks at Quilox some years ago, and a stupid waiter asks me and my guy if we can move to anotber seat and make way for some Arab-looking guys and their naija runz gals. We changed the Club's atmosphere that night grin grin grin

Or a Customer Service officer in a bank attending to a whitey foreigner before me? Operations Manager and Branch Manager had to come and placate me and other customer's that morning angry

These same Arabs that barb my hair, or load my trash can into the city's dumpster truck in US, where they rush to do menial jobs?

Anyway, it's their shithole country, where they can be kings.



Meanwhile . . .


angry

Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all angry angry angry
Your tripping nigga
CelebritiesRe: I Feel Pity For My Boyfriend's Wife – Bobrisky by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:29am On Feb 07, 2022
Bob is crazy as fvck

grin
RomanceRe: Help!! My Mother And My Girlfriend Are Putting Pressure On Me by AFvckingAlpha(m):
Yo my nigga, don’t let no one pressure, your the captain of the ship, do what you think is right.

People don’t really get the joy in Sunday set, damn! Just some few hours to burn some calories and express yourself, bitch ass niggas ain’t gonna understand

My girl too she always sad but I don’t give a damn, the one thing that gives me joy, playing soccer and you wanna take it away from me cos of church, damn I ain’t even religious.


I said what I said
PoliticsRe: 25 ISWAP Terrorists Drown In Marte River As Military Bombardments Kill Scores by AFvckingAlpha(m): 6:44pm On Feb 04, 2022
ISWAP that have thousands of fighters, fighters that have been brainwashed

The war in the N/E will stretch for years to come

Unless the West come to our aid, bitch ass Nigeria can’t defeat IS backed ISWAP

Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger, the whole Sahel is a mess

Africa is the new playground for Islamist insurgency


I said what I said
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I’ll Prioritise Poor, Vulnerable Nigerians’ Welfare Till 2023 by AFvckingAlpha(m):
This cloned nigga should shut the fvck up

The president of the poverty capital is talking crap cos he wants to chill with the big boys

Inflation is at its highest ever.

Countries grow, but Nigeria is declining cos of this fake ass nigga

I have never seen Nigerians so frustrated close to 3 decades in this country

What a mess!!



I said what I said
CareerRe: Sport Betting Addiction —the Great Career Killer by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:04pm On Feb 03, 2022
I wanna reiterate the need for gambling responsibly. As a gambler too I been here many a times, it could be difficult but you got to adhere to that shit.

Do not allow any shit fvck up your mental health.

There was a period I was loosing so much that I had to go for a break, I needed it and I did it.

So manage your funds wisely and bet for fun my nigga cos Once you get a penchant for gambling your get into a financial mess.

Once an addict, always an addict. That’s why I’m addicted to the hustle and my LOUD.


I said what I said
EducationRe: Should I wait for my visa or follow my parent's advice by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:31am On Feb 03, 2022
All I got to say is nigga you need to level up

I remember my days in Unilorin, despite my non chalant attitude towards my university education boys still cross the 1.5 crossing grade point

We still comot with 2.2 grin

My point is study if you wanna study or hustle if you wanna hustle, you can’t be going to Uni and not be crossing, facing tanke as my people will have it. It’s a shame my nigga, and your parents are right, no be everyone go study medicine.

And you need to up your game if you dey go study for Canada, no go dey fall Nigeria hand for there


I said what I said
RomanceRe: How Waist Bead Caused Fight Between My Girlfriend And I by AFvckingAlpha(m):
Well personally I don’t see anything bad in baby girls using waist beads, damn it turns me on. And you said it yourself, she got it to please you. Guess she gonna go please someone else. Make una stop all these profiling of people abeg, cos I feel that’s the issue here. Cos I’ve got tats or dreads don’t make no cultist, well I be Norseman sha!

I said what I said
BusinessRe: Did CBN Recently Order Reduction In Bank Charges? (Fact Check) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:37pm On Feb 02, 2022
All lies

My bank still debit me SMS charges and STAMP DUTY some days ago and e choke small.

I had to reduce my e transactions cos the charges dey everly choke esp the STAMP DUTY. I no fit dey work for Government, o wrong!

Dey tax Nigerians anyhow yet nothing to show

M**fvckers


I said what I said
EducationRe: How Good Are You In English Language, Check This Out by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:53pm On Feb 01, 2022
Ain’t no one got time for this shit nigga

Niggas’s out there looking for opportunities and your hear playing with words that ain’t gonna put food on the table

OP you need to level up


I said what I said my nigga
PoliticsRe: Fire Guts Obasanjo Farm In Benue As Robbers Attack Firefighters by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:17pm On Jan 31, 2022
[color=#000000]Baba would not be happy with this news![/color]
CareerRe: Help!! My New Job Is At Risk by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:00pm On Jan 29, 2022
You want to bam bam

You see how the thing go

Level up son!
PoliticsRe: Security Report Forced Buhari To Cancel Planned Subsidy Removal by AFvckingAlpha(m):
Buhari was right to follow the reports

It’s simple, there’s no way we gon buy PMS at that ridiculous amount, whatever it is grin

If Buhari try rubbish we shutting down this country and I ain’t kidding man

I sabi say boys no get joy

I dey personally lead the line if need arise


I said what I said
RomanceRe: Man Reportedly Dies During Sex Romp With Prostitute In Delta by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:36am On Jan 28, 2022
Shit!
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:01am On Jan 28, 2022
Wu Tang- An American Saga
SportsRe: Aubameyang Left Out Of Arsenal's Mid-Season Trip To Dubai, Left In London by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:57am On Jan 27, 2022
Arsenal’s treatment of Pierre ain’t nice at all

The niggarr is going out of the club anyways
PoliticsRe: Oyetola: I Have Fulfilled Many Promises On Infrastructure by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:53am On Jan 27, 2022
Bitch ass governor

What about stomach infrastructures??

Cos the people in your state are still hungry

If you like build a million infrastructures and the standard of living of the people in your state don’t improve your a joker

In fact your a joker just like your former boss and your oga in Aso Rock

Bitch ass leaders



I said what I said
PoliticsRe: Reps Seek More Industries To Combat Unemployment, Social Vices In Nigeria by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:21pm On Jan 26, 2022
Paper talks, unemployment rate is at the highest in history, Buhari clearly said there are no jobs

Niggarrs’s have taken power into their hands and have paved way for themselves

To all niggarrs’s out there, there’s always a payday for hustlers, keep the torch on.

So I’m anonymous online tryna get paid and I’m delving into the world of cryptocurrency to clean the proceeds, dip ain’t got nothing on me my niggarr

I hear one stupid ass governor in the west is clamping down on niggarrs, he better develop his state, pussy ass governor


I said what I said
PoliticsRe: Bisi Kolawole Wins Ekiti PDP Governorship Primary by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:13pm On Jan 26, 2022
It would be great if he can deliver Ekiti state from the shackles of underdevelopment and put the state on the map economically and most importantly, improving the standard of living of the people

Good governance in short

But then they all about the money, damn!

Why can’t everyone have a good heart like me, I mean the masses are suffering


I said what I said
CelebritiesRe: Speed Darlington: INEC Is The Worst Agency In Nigeria (Video) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:46am On Jan 26, 2022
One of the realest niggarr out there, always high on something.

That niggarr crazy as fvck cheesy
RomanceRe: I'm So Addicted To Prostitutes. I Feel Suicidal. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:45am On Jan 26, 2022
Mariangeles:
That is not true.
What do you know, Son??
RomanceRe: I'm So Addicted To Prostitutes. I Feel Suicidal. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:53am On Jan 26, 2022
Once an addict, always an addict

I said what I said
CareerRe: Should I Use My Life Savings To Learn Solar Installation? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:31am On Jan 25, 2022
DantataIsMyGuy:
Hello all. I'm a 25year old unemployed graduate. I finished my NYSC last year and i was able to save less than 50k. After spending 6months without any forthcoming job, I've used about 20k out of the money and all I'm left with in this life is 30k. I was introduced to a solar installation class during Nysc and i decided to give it a try.

The registration is about 21k plus transport to the venue will cost me about 30k for the 6months. I was told there would be a certificate after the training, but I'm still a bit skeptical about the course because i don't know how lucrative the skill is, because i once read a nairaland post on how a guy bought his panels and fixed it himself after going through the manuals.

So my question now is, should i invest my life savings on this course? Is it lucrative? Will the certificate matter at all? Can i build a career from it?

I just opened this account to hide my identity.
Please lalasticlala help me move this to front page please
How you go use 20k guide for 6 months abi na me misinterpret. No be juju be that??
RomanceRe: Imma Kill This Pussy And Get Convicted For Murder (images) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:16pm On Jan 24, 2022
Oh yeah your getting convicted

14 years my niggarr
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Reveals Kazim Adeoti, Her New Lover (Photos) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:12am On Jan 24, 2022
That bitch smiling to the bank my niggarr grin

You gerrit.

That niggarr gon pay bills forever, damn!

I hope he got plenty

I said what I said
Christianity EtcRe: My Testimony: What GOD Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:09am On Jan 23, 2022
This events in this story don’t add up tbh and I say this story is very very improbable. Fiction at its best and in a bid to push what grin

Y’all just try to complicate shit with your religious brouhaha.

I said what I said
RomanceRe: I'm Just Confuse by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:55am On Jan 23, 2022
You want me to be a 100 with you my niggarr, don’t marry that bitch, simple!

I said what I said
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Ivory Coast Vs Algeria (4 - 1) On 20th January 2022 by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:02pm On Jan 22, 2022
Kellibae:
Useless Pervert , keep crying ..no pm for u.
U can die , ntooooooor tongue
No right thinking man would get into a gays dm.

You gay

Bitch ass niggarr
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Ivory Coast Vs Algeria (4 - 1) On 20th January 2022 by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:47pm On Jan 21, 2022
Kellibae:
It actullay shows how shallow and stupid ur brain is grin grin
Even the owner of eth wont do that grin grin grin grin
Chai!!! grin
You don’t get the narrative dumbass grin

You’re too dumb to get it grin

You know your worthless right
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Ivory Coast Vs Algeria (4 - 1) On 20th January 2022 by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:43pm On Jan 21, 2022
Kellibae:
grin cheesy grin grin cheesy grin grin grin.
A fool dont even know anything about crypto. grin
How much would u use to send 1dollar woth of eth, grin fooooooooooooooool grin
grin You see how dumb you are.

To show how worthless you are my niggarr , I’m ready to waste my ETH to get you 1 USD.

You gerrit, if you don’t forget it grin

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