₦airaland Forum

bandely:
Oga e never reach that one naw, oya how much last?

Ok because we I know your father's uncle's brother's friend bring 8 points last. O ya bring am now? You see no profit!

bandely:
Okay make I pay 4, 9 too much, I no want make Muki con pass me.


Hey you! Where you dey since? Oya come into the Court now.
tkb, dayokanu and others where una dey?

O! boy you think say I de sell crayfish? Abeg carry your badluck go dis morning . I never sell u come de price me afu and kobo.

Prrrrrrr(whistle), gbagirin (rings bell) moves on

Ogwu oke(rat killer), onye choro ya, onye ka O na-agara (who wants it)

Ala di n'udi n'udi

There are varieties of madness.

mukina2:
han han
ask agaba naw . .

e be like scam sef

Which kain scam now, abeg no spoil my biz

bandely:
ROFLMAO
Abeg e no gry 3 points deduction? ;DYou fit borrow me 1 sachet?

haba 3 points e no do at all at al :ol. you see this one as e be, white people de buy from me. Dem de carry am kill rat for their aeroplane and for ship.
eee what about 9 points?
Lend you one satchet ke? You no serious

mukina2:
yessssssssssssssss

Agaba
don miss road

No way. I sabi road

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (whistle)

Gbagirin rings bell

shouts ogwu oke (rat killer) onye choro ya?(who wants it)? very cheap
only ten ten points deduction from your FPL score or N2000 per satchet!

You better ask him since you are gonna marry him!

Well if IBB can be born again, the Nigeria can be be born again too.

Good statement credited to him though assuming it is not one his game plans- once a maradonna . . . .

A man cut 3 pupil vandalising his unriped palm fruit.

He dragged them to the headmaster and told him,

' Three us cut my unriped palm fruit'.

You are listening to nwa baby . ,. flavour.

Next you ill ask what is 'ife nsoli'?

dayokanu:
Ramadan is over Muki has been unleashed. She is topping the vile talk charts right now.

Why can Ramadan be extended.

Well I like it sha. I means more kinkiness and explosive bedroom actions

True talk!

omega25red:
Am i the only one who thinks the brother is creepy for spying on his sister's sex session. ewwwwww
how old is the brother
the brother was probably jerking off to his sister having sex ewwwwwwwwwwww

poster i wouldn't worry what that perv thinks of you i would worry more of the type of person her brother is

Thanks bro. The guy is weird! He probably fancies the sister.

Wetin he wan do?

Mukina?

Amaka

All these you hollier than thou attitude you play in nl is no longer cool.

You moouth off anybody at the slightest chance. Haba no one is preventing you from having sex so do not take out your sexual frustration on those who wanna have. It is none of their fault that you are fasting from sex. And it will do you more good to stay away from sexual topics before you start raping your brothers.

Don't come here cautioning adults like they are your househelps.

Keep it moderate.

We are independent my dear.

MrCrackles:
Technically. . .

Brashy, this kind thing sef de shock me. na wa!

Forces in corridors of power behind my ordeal - Aondoakaa
Lanre Adewole, Abuja - 23.09.2009

THE Attorney General and Minister of Justice, Chief Michael Aondoakaa (SAN) has blamed some powerful government appointees for plotting to cause misunderstanding between him and President Umaru Yar’Adua.

Senior Special Assistant to the minister, Mr. Onov Tyuruugh, made the allegation in Abuja on Tuesday, citing a series of negative publicity in the media against the minister which he claimed were sponsored by some people in the corridors of power.

The enemies, Mr. Tyuruugh added, were envious of the confidence the President had in him (Aondoakaa).

Insisting on the innocence of his boss, the senior special assistant said that all the minister had done was to stand by the rule of law, adding that events in the nearest future would vindicate Aondoakaa.

He said that the minister’s alleged detractors had deliberately twisted statements made by the minister with the aim of causing mischief and misrepresenting him before the public in order to make the president to hate him.

He said: “All the minister had done was to insist that Nigeria is given the respect it deserves in the comity of nations. By insisting that our country’s laws be followed.”

The minister, he went on, had not stopped the prosecution of anyone since he assumed office, promising that the list of corruption cases pending in various courts would be published to show that the minister was committed to the fight against corruption.

The minister had on Sunday denied the allegation that he stopped 25 witnesses from going to the United Kingdom to testify against former governor of Delta State, Chief James Ibori.

Aondoakaa had in a statement on the matter, said that he was surprised to read in newspapers that his office had stalled the request from the London Metropolitan Police for the release of 25 witnesses to testify against some suspects.

According to the statement, “On the issue of 25 witnesses needed by the Metropolitan Police, nobody has brought that information to my notice.

“Immediately I saw the publication in the papers today, I contacted the Secretary of the EFCC, Mr. Emmanuel Akonmaye, who said they would be bringing whatever they have got from the Metropolitan Police on the next working day as regards the witnesses to testify in Ibori’s case.

“I have no request on my desk in relation to these witnesses,” denying too, that he went to the United Kingdom to meet with Metropolitan Police.

The minister had stated that he went to see the UK ‘s Home Secretary over allegation that he had stopped prosecution of all cases of corruption.

Is this guy still answerable to the home sec or has he ran out of excuses?

kristos:
i told y'all to watch out, i joined in game week 5 and i have the highest points in GW6, 97 points can you beat that!!!. who would have thought bthat vermalean, saha and fletcher would bag two goals each?

There is always an advantage for late bloomers as they would have known who is who before bpicking their teams!

Andre
Ama m uzo ahu I na-ekwu maka ya. O bidoro na tower n'Umuahia junction.
Onye ruru orieagu erualanu Aba branch.
Aruchaala uzo ahu tupu arua Achingali Aba branch road.

:-x

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=225819.msg4593694#msg4593694 date=1253664500]Avutu na achingali bu around the same area.
Otu Mainroad ka eji a ga both places.
Umulogho di kwa nso

abughi m onye that side
O bu ee love kporo m we gaba[/quote]A ma m ebe ahu ofuma. Uzo gara umulogho putara orieagu mbano.

O gaputakwa achigali n'uzo siri umuahia gawa owerri through Ahiara junction na mbaise.

Cabinet shake-up: Yar’Adua’s list ready • 8 ministers, 1 aide affected • Travels to Saudi Arabia today
Lanre Adewole and Okey Muogbo, Abuja
Tuesday, September 22, 2009

NEWS oozing out of the seat of power in Abuja is suggestive of an imminent cabinet reshuffle by President Umaru Yar’Adua, which is likely to sweep away a top government functionary and about eight ministers, just as the president has concluded arrangements to travel to Saudi Arabia today.

Nigerian Tribune gathered exclusively that the top government functionary appears to enjoy a very cozy relationship with the Nigerian leader and his appearance on the sack list was said to have shocked many of those in the know about the coming cabinet shake-up.

The top government functionary was moved a step higher in the Yar’Adua administration, when the former occupier of the post was controversially sacked by the president after coming back into the country from an equally controversial trip abroad.

The president who has developed a knack for dropping bombshells, when either travelling out of the country or just coming back from such trips, was said to have also planned the imminent shake-up in view of his trip to Saudi Arabia.

One of the ministers, said to be on the sack list is reportedly the most controversial in the Yar’Adua administration.

Though one of the favourites of the president, close associates of the Nigerian leader were said to have persuaded him to dispense with the services of the minister, who they accused of bringing the administration into disrepute on a daily basis.

At a point, a powerful security officer in the administration was said to have stepped into his alleged ‘many sins’ and relating them to the president, when it reportedly became obvious that he also had his sympathisers in very sensitive positions in the seat of power, who were allegedly putting in favourable words for him with the president and shielding incriminating documents about him from the Nigerian leader.

According to a source, “his (the minister’s) days are more than numbered. Of course, he’s among those to go.”

He is also said not to be leaving anything to chance as he is said to have also been working round the clock to stop his sack, by getting those who have the ears of the president to help him convince Yar’Adua that those asking for his removal were not doing it for the benefit of the nation.

Another minister, also said to be on the sack list is from a state in the North-Central.

He mans a ministry which is seen as very crucial to the economic development of the nation, though many agencies under the ministry are moribund.

It was learnt that he touched a raw nerve of the president when he had problems with some prominent members of the elusive but powerful Katsina mafia, even though his state governor, reportedly, recently visited Abuja to plead for him.

He was said to have become a marked man after the problem with the influential group.

A female minister reportedly became an automatic candidate on the list after a lacklustre performance in two ministries.

Non-performance is said to have been a major negative factor against other ministers said to be on the list, with the administration reportedly repackaging for a greater and better service delivery.

Meanwhile, the Attorney-General of the Federation (AGF) and Minister of Justice, Mr. Michael Aondoakaa (SAN), on Monday, denied that he was chased out of a London hotel during his recent visit to London to clear himself of allegations of shielding corrupt persons in Nigeria.

A statement issued in Abuja by his Chief Press Secretary (CPS), Mr. Taye Akinyemi, read in part: “It may, therefore, be educative for me and other Nigerians and the world at large, to know if this hotel takes exception to this minimum practices or whether the national daily and the so-called Nigeria Liberty Forum, the organiser of the so-called telephone protests, have a mutual working agreement with the hotel to set aside this standard practice.

[b]“It is important to establish this fact in view of the unprecedented intelligence available to the leader of the Nigeria Liberty Forum, who within 24 hours was aware of a visit by a serving Nigerian minister to the UK and within the same period was able to mobilise Nigerians across the UK and the globe to bombard the Marriott Hotel with unprecedented phone calls to make a minister on international assignment for his country “abandon” the assignment and return home.

“Marriot Hotel at Heathrow and elsewhere is a five-star hotel. Anyone who has ever been a guest at any standard hotel knows of fliers such as “do not disturb.” Once this notice is hung on the doorknob, the hotel management is obliged to obey this simple request.

“I wonder what will happen if Nigeria invokes the principle of reciprocity in international relations to subject visiting minister to such terrorism by other means. I was amazed at the capability of the newspaper for investigative journalism until I became aware that the story was just a regurgitation of the gossip as carried by Sahara Reporters in its lead story of the preceding day.

“This to me is significant for one reason. Perhaps the said national daily was the only newspaper that extended patronage to this online service in respect of the story, unlike in the past when this online service appears to be the “mother of the media” in Nigeria.

“Whenever a medium is established for a purpose, a personal purpose for that matter, sooner or later, that purpose may be achieved or lost. When either is attained, the demise of the medium is as assured as the rising of the sun.

”I wish the national daily and Sahara Reporters the best as they strive to achieve their purpose.”
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Meanwhile, President Yar’Adua leaves Nigeria today for Saudi Arabia on a working visit.

The Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr. Olusegun Adeniyi, in a statement, on Monday, said the visit was at the invitation of the Saudi Arabia monarch, Abdullah Bin Abdul-Aziz Al-Saud.

According to Mr Adeniyi, Yar’Adua would, during the visit, hold talks with King Abdullah.

He would also be the guest of honour at the opening of the new King Abdullah University of Science and Technology.

“President Ya’Adua will, at the invitation of King Abdullah Bin Abdul-Aziz Al-Saud, undertake a working visit to Saudi-Arabia from tomorrow, Tuesday, September 22.

“President Yar’Adua is scheduled to hold talks with King Abdullah in the course of the visit and participate as a special guest of honour in the opening of the new King Abdullah University of Science and Technology.

“The president will also meet with the leadership and members of the Nigerian community in Saudi Arabia before returning to the country on Saturday,” the statement added.

He did not deny it. Did he?

Does anyone know if he is one of those to be dropped? I wish!

chaircover:

Nothing bad

rubi:
@agaba123 you tried to re-trace her post

It was not that difficult. I just looked at her profile and the picture clicked.

I only had to go her earlier post in her profile using the 'the most recent post ' and there she was.