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Education / Re: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by Agalasis(m): 6:11am On Dec 24, 2015
[color=#006600][/color]Of the greatest GREAT IFE!
Politics / Re: Army Has Met December Deadline Of Defeating Boko Haram – Lai Mohammed by Agalasis(m): 5:44am On Dec 24, 2015
If true,where are our chibok girls? TRASH![color=#990000][/color][i][/i]

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Politics / Re: FG Declares Dec 25, 26, Jan 1 As Public Holidays by Agalasis(m): 5:34am On Dec 24, 2015
ace101:
I dont know why they have refused to declare Mauld uptil now.
It has been declared!
Politics / Re: Patience Fakabelema Jonathan: 15 Things You Did Not Know About Her by Agalasis(m): 11:03am On Dec 21, 2015
Wow!
Romance / Re: She Has Helped Me A Lot But All She Wants Is Marriage by Agalasis(m): 4:38pm On Dec 19, 2015
louistearer:
Thank you all for ur contributions. I have no choice than to stick to her.
Good!
.
Better!!
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.
Best!!!
I wish u all the best,and pls love her,cherish her and handle her like an egg.
My humble regards to her.
GOD be wt both of you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment By Polytechnic Ile Ife, Osun State by Agalasis(m): 4:47pm On Dec 18, 2015
It is a private institution
yak:
is dis schl a state, federal or Private?
the owner is also the owner of OUI(Oduduwa University Ipetumodu) in Osun state
Politics / Re: FG Declares Dec 25, 26, Jan 1 As Public Holidays by Agalasis(m): 9:51am On Dec 18, 2015
Abeg,make one fine lady help me tell FG say Dec.26 na saturday ooo.
Romance / Re: She Has Helped Me A Lot But All She Wants Is Marriage by Agalasis(m): 7:19am On Dec 18, 2015
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my broda do u love her?
If yes,then 4get abt d age-mate stuff.
Afterall u dnt consider d age-mate stuff wen u were accepting/enjoying her gifts.
Abeg,no break her heart ooo.
Just imagine,since 2013...
louistearer:
I met a girl after my service year in 2013, but then she wasn't working, we met and started dating. Two months to our relationship she got a job and has being supporting me financially because am still yet to get a job. She rented an apartment for me and even furnished it, she pays all my bills including feeding and clothing me. But all she wants in return is to get married to me though we are age mates. Nairalanders if u were in my shoes wld u walk her down the aisle bcuz she has being supportive or wld u marry a girl that's ur age-mate
louistearer:
I met a girl after my service year in 2013, but then she wasn't working, we met and started dating. Two months to our relationship she got a job and has being supporting me financially because am still yet to get a job. She rented an apartment for me and even furnished it, she pays all my bills including feeding and clothing me. But all she wants in return is to get married to me though we are age mates. Nairalanders if u were in my shoes wld u walk her down the aisle bcuz she has being supportive or wld u marry a girl that's ur age-mate
louistearer:
I met a girl after my service year in 2013, but then she wasn't working, we met and started dating. Two months to our relationship she got a job and has being supporting me financially because am still yet to get a job. She rented an apartment for me and even furnished it, she pays all my bills including feeding and clothing me. But all she wants in return is to get married to me though we are age mates. Nairalanders if u were in my shoes wld u walk her down the aisle bcuz she has being supportive or wld u marry a girl that's ur age-mate
Romance / Re: She Has Helped Me A Lot But All She Wants Is Marriage by Agalasis(m): 6:34am On Dec 18, 2015
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louistearer:
I met a girl after my service year in 2013, but then she wasn't working, we met and started dating. Two months to our relationship she got a job and has being supporting me financially because am still yet to get a job. She rented an apartment for me and even furnished it, she pays all my bills including feeding and clothing me. But all she wants in return is to get married to me though we are age mates. Nairalanders if u were in my shoes wld u walk her down the aisle bcuz she has being supportive or wld u marry a girl that's ur age-mate
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my broda do u love her?
If yes,then 4get abt d age-mate stuff.
Afterall u dnt consider d age-mate stuff wen u were accepting/enjoying her gifts.
Abeg,no break her heart ooo.
Just imagine,since 2013...
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Dokpesi Released From Kuje Prison by Agalasis(m): 12:19am On Dec 17, 2015
Nazacent:
FTC, what ever it means I don't know
Nazacent:
FTC, what ever it means I don't know
Nazacent:
FTC, what ever it means I don't know
FTC = First To Comment.

However,on radio/tv program,FTC means First Time Caller
Crime / Re: Burial Of Nkiruka, The Female Student Shot By Soldiers Announced by Agalasis(m): 5:24pm On Dec 07, 2015
Chanchit:
Op, you should wait for Viviangist to come and do the announcement, since na her sister,or maybe the family never inform her sha,cos she's busy sourcing for stories to make Fp. Na since that day I start to duff my boxer for that Vivian.
Vivian had already announced it b4
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy Who Is Handsome And Educated, But Poor? by Agalasis(m): 7:51am On Dec 07, 2015
SameMissclassy:
This question is actually sensitive.

Ladies, can you get married to a guy who is good looking, has an education and potential to be successful, but is poor?
Or would you rather go for a guy who is already made?
Abeg,define wot u mean by being POOR.
Is it poverty of the hand or poverty of the head/mind or both?
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalander Shot In The Leg At Biafra Protest (Graphic Photos) by Agalasis(m): 7:54am On Dec 04, 2015
That ur leg looks like a woman's leg.
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Abeg o,wer u walking with ur head down and ur legs up,or was it dat d bullet hit an electric pole and then bounced back downward to hit ur foot?
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I wish u wot u wish Nigeria/Nigerians!
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalander Shot In The Leg At Biafra Protest (Graphic Photos) by Agalasis(m): 7:54am On Dec 04, 2015
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Nairaland / General / Re: Bride Dies In An Accident On Her Way To Church For Wedding by Agalasis(m): 7:36am On Dec 04, 2015
Ishilove:

This is why in MFM we always pray that any power waiting for our day of glory to waste us, that power should be destroyed.

This is beyond sad. sad
wow!
So u attend MFM...
That's my church.
Romance / Re: How Often Should Girls Change Their Panties? by Agalasis(m): 4:57am On Dec 03, 2015
Pheals:
undecided no excuse every 6hours tongue

kiss
Pheals:
undecided no excuse every 6hours tongue

you said NO EXCUSE,what of if she's working(not self employed)... Should she go along with extra panties?
Autos / Re: Registered Toyota Rav4 2005 For Sell @ #800000 by Agalasis(m): 7:25am On Nov 20, 2015
FTC
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Agalasis(m): 5:45pm On Nov 09, 2015
LOUIS6:
Hello.... NOUNites..

Are u guys seeing what am seeing.?





https://www.nairaland.com/2722830/senate-approves-noun-nysc-programme




Cc : Kazrem , honourableseyi , kosplateau , MimiHANS , donbrowser , JigsawKillah
It is bery bery true.
You can check nysc fortal.
NOUN is now among the list of registrable institutions por nysc.
Pollow the instructions and see por yourself...frovided NOUN-senates av sat and affroved your final results
LOUIS6:
Hello.... NOUNites..

Are u guys seeing what am seeing.?





https://www.nairaland.com/2722830/senate-approves-noun-nysc-programme




Cc : Kazrem , honourableseyi , kosplateau , MimiHANS , donbrowser , JigsawKillah
It is bery bery true.
You can check nysc fortal.
NOUN is now among the list of registrable institutions por nysc.
Pollow the instructions and see por yourself...frovided NOUN-senates av sat and affroved your final results
LOUIS6:
Hello.... NOUNites..

Are u guys seeing what am seeing.?





https://www.nairaland.com/2722830/senate-approves-noun-nysc-programme




Cc : Kazrem , honourableseyi , kosplateau , MimiHANS , donbrowser , JigsawKillah
It is bery bery true.
You can check nysc fortal.
NOUN is now among the list of registrable institutions por nysc.
Pollow the instructions and see por yourself...frovided NOUN-senates av sat and affroved your pinal results

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Religion / Re: Pastor Suleiman-Johnson Causes Stampede In Cameroon,1 Dead, 20 Injured (Photos) by Agalasis(m): 11:58pm On Oct 21, 2015
Abeg,how did he cause it?
Wen Bonnke came to Benin city btw 5-10 october 1999,on the 1st day/nyt,many died.
Was it the Evangelist dat caused it?

You've not accused d organisers,you are busy accusing the guest minister.
BE WISE AND CAREFUL NEXT TIME

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Romance / Re: Opinion!! Why Do Handsome Men Marry Ugly Women?? by Agalasis(m): 11:21pm On Oct 21, 2015
braine:



...until you are about 35. lipsrsealed
35yrs is even gud.
But,45yrs wld av be better.
By then she wld av turned 4rm sugarhugs to sugarmummy...LOLILIZING

On a very serious note,don't ever marry a guy/gal dat is not physically attracted to you.
You can never manage him/her and nobody can decide 4 u.
Once he/she is attractive to u,then he/she is not ugly.

The guy/gal many see and say is uglier than an ape,is the one sm1 smwer is dying 4 and cnt do without.

THE FIRE THAT MELTS THE WAX IS STILL THE FIRE THAT HARDENS THE EGG.
One man's meat is another man's poison.

Monkey no fine but e mama like am.

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Career / Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by Agalasis(m): 4:22pm On Oct 18, 2015
Comken:
JUTH list 4 medlab n pharm
thanks,but wot of Dietetics list...?
Career / Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by Agalasis(m): 10:48am On Sep 25, 2015
Emmanuelbruno:
Juth interview for Med lab is on 29th and 30th of September.
same with Nutrition and Dietetics.
Wish you guys safe journey(to and fro) and good success!!!
Nairaland / General / ? by Agalasis(m): 7:33am On Aug 27, 2015
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Education / Re: Effects Of Lamination On Certificate by Agalasis(m): 6:45am On Aug 27, 2015
Wow!!!

I learn a lot online everyday,esp on Nairaland.

Thank God I've not laminated my FSLC and B.Sc. Certificates. Others(birth,NECO,NYSC exemption,B.Sc. statement of result) av bn laminated.

I av all my documents scanned and saved in mails,but pls, if I print them out,will they still carry the authenticity seal on them?
Culture / Re: “The Next Ooni Will Not Eat Sijuwade’s Heart” - Ife Chief by Agalasis(m): 2:02am On Aug 26, 2015
People Deceive People.
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1st class lies.
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Nigerians are not fools ooo
Career / Re: 8 Reasons You Should Never Take A Private School Teaching Job by Agalasis(m): 9:42pm On Aug 24, 2015
It depends ooo.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: OAUTHC Vacancies by Agalasis(m): 7:56pm On Aug 24, 2015
Dotunani:
No go area..

WHY??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should Primary School Education Be Added To A CV? by Agalasis(m): 7:43pm On Aug 24, 2015
YES and NO.

It's majorly 4 age verification,esp wen u used court declaration of age.

I once told a relation of mine abt this. He was born 1980 but did court declaration that he was born in 1985 just because he wanted to go 4 NYSC.
Wen he was applying 4 several FG jobs dat needed his FSLC,I told him it wld affect him because he wld be caught.
The FSLC shows he finished in 1992 and his age declaration shows he was born in 1985 wc indicates that he finished his pry sch education at age 7.
Does it mean he started his pry sch edu at age one?
DISHONESTY!!!

At the end,he neva got any of the jobs.
Jobs/Vacancies / OAUTHC Vacancies by Agalasis(m): 7:20pm On Aug 24, 2015
INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL ADVERTISEMENT
Applications are hereby invited from suitably qualified candidates to fill up the underlisted vacant posts in the Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospitals Complex, Ile-Ife.
Menu:
GROUP ONE
*.Pharmacist Interns: Salary: CONHESS 08 Step 2 (N1,151,989.00) Per Annum
*.Physiotherapist Interns: Salary: CONHESS 08 Step 2 (N1,151,989.00) Per Annum
*.Junior Residency Training Programme in the following specialties: Salary: CONMESS 3 Step 2 (N2,277,725.00) per annum.
GROUP TWO
*.Assistant Craftman (R & A) - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Assistant Craftman (Carpentry) - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Assistant Craftman (Electrician) - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Assistant Craftman (Painter) - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Assistant Craftman (Plumber) - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Fireman Grade II/Driver - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Secretarial Assistant III - CONHESS 03 STEP 01
*.Assistant Technical Officer (Mechanical) - CONHESS 05 STEP 01
*.Assistant Technical Officer (Auto Electrician)- CONHESS 05 STEP 01
GROUP THREE
*.Higher Technical Officer (Electrical) - CONHESS 07 STEP 02
*.Engineer II (Electrical) - CONHESS 07 STEP 02
*.Information Officer II - CONHESS 07 STEP 02
*.Assistant Chief Information Officer - CONHESS 11 STEP 01
Menu: GROUP TWO GROUP THREE
GROUP ONE
POSTS:
I.Pharmacist Interns: Salary: CONHESS 08 Step 2 (N1,151,989.00) Per Annum
II.Physiotherapist Interns: Salary: CONHESS 08 Step 2 (N1,151,989.00) Per Annum
III.Junior Residency Training Programme in the following specialties: Salary: CONMESS 3 Step 2 (N2,277,725.00) per annum.
1.RADIOLOGY
2.ANAESTHESIA
3.CHEMICAL PATHOLOGY
4.COMMUNITY HEALTH
5.DERMATOLOGY & VENEROLOGY
6.EAR, NOSE AND THROAT- OTORHINOLARYNGOLOGY (ENT)
7.FAMILY MEDICINE (GMP)
8.HAEMATOLOGY & BLOOD TRANSFUSION
9.MEDICINE
10.MENTAL HEALTH
11.MICROBIOLOGY AND PARASITOLOGY
12.MORBID ANATOMY
13.OBSTETRICS & GYNAECOLOGY
14.OPHTHALMOLOGY
15.ORAL/MAXILLOFACIAL SURGERY
16.ORTHOPAEDICS
17.PAEDIATRICS
18.RESTORATIVE DENTISTRY
19.ORTHODONTICS & CHILD DENTISTRY
20.PREVENTIVE DENTISTRY
21.SURGERY
QUALIFICATION AND EXPERIENCE:
For Post I & II:
Candidates must possess a good University Degree from a recognized institution in relevant discipline plus full registration with the relevant professional body.
For Post III:
Candidates must possess M.B.B.S or M.B.Ch.B degree or its equivalent qualifications plus full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria and evidence of completion of or exemption from the NYSC.
A pass in the relevant Primary Examination of either the National Postgraduate Medical College of Nigeria or the West African Postgraduate Medical College is a pre-requisite for consideration for admission into the Training Programme in any of the specialties.
FUNCTIONS:
Successful candidates will be expected to perform all relevant duties in their respective departments including any periodic ones as may be assigned by the Heads of Departments.
CONDITIONS OF SERVICE:
These are similar to those obtainable in the Federal Public Service and Federal Tertiary Health institutions in Nigeria.
METHOD OF APPLICATION:
Application Form is free and obtainable at Room 1.2, Establishments Department, Administration Block, OAUTHC, Ife Hospital Unit, Ile-Ife.
All completed forms with photocopies of all relevant credentials/document and Twenty (20) copies of up-to-date Curriculum Vitae should be forwarded to the office of:
The Chief Medical Director,
Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospitals Complex,
P.M.B. 5538,
Ile-Ife.
CLOSING DATE:
The closing date for submission of duly completed application forms is six (6) weeks from the date of this advertisement.
DATE INTERVIEW:
Only shortlisted candidates will be invited for interview via Mobile short message service (SMS) at a date to be made known later.
Menu: GROUP ONE GROUP THREE
Career / Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by Agalasis(m): 2:50pm On Aug 24, 2015
INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL ADVERTISEMENT
Applications are hereby invited from suitably qualified candidates to fill up the underlisted vacant posts in the Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospitals Complex, Ile-Ife.
Menu:
GROUP ONE
*.Pharmacist Interns: Salary: CONHESS 08 Step 2 (N1,151,989.00) Per Annum
*.Physiotherapist Interns: Salary: CONHESS 08 Step 2 (N1,151,989.00) Per Annum
*.Junior Residency Training Programme in the following specialties: Salary: CONMESS 3 Step 2 (N2,277,725.00) per annum.
GROUP TWO
*.Assistant Craftman (R & A) - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Assistant Craftman (Carpentry) - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Assistant Craftman (Electrician) - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Assistant Craftman (Painter) - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Assistant Craftman (Plumber) - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Fireman Grade II/Driver - CONHESS 02 STEP 01
*.Secretarial Assistant III - CONHESS 03 STEP 01
*.Assistant Technical Officer (Mechanical) - CONHESS 05 STEP 01
*.Assistant Technical Officer (Auto Electrician)- CONHESS 05 STEP 01
GROUP THREE
*.Higher Technical Officer (Electrical) - CONHESS 07 STEP 02
*.Engineer II (Electrical) - CONHESS 07 STEP 02
*.Information Officer II - CONHESS 07 STEP 02
*.Assistant Chief Information Officer - CONHESS 11 STEP 01
Menu: GROUP TWO GROUP THREE
GROUP ONE
POSTS:
I.Pharmacist Interns: Salary: CONHESS 08 Step 2 (N1,151,989.00) Per Annum
II.Physiotherapist Interns: Salary: CONHESS 08 Step 2 (N1,151,989.00) Per Annum
III.Junior Residency Training Programme in the following specialties: Salary: CONMESS 3 Step 2 (N2,277,725.00) per annum.
1.RADIOLOGY
2.ANAESTHESIA
3.CHEMICAL PATHOLOGY
4.COMMUNITY HEALTH
5.DERMATOLOGY & VENEROLOGY
6.EAR, NOSE AND THROAT- OTORHINOLARYNGOLOGY (ENT)
7.FAMILY MEDICINE (GMP)
8.HAEMATOLOGY & BLOOD TRANSFUSION
9.MEDICINE
10.MENTAL HEALTH
11.MICROBIOLOGY AND PARASITOLOGY
12.MORBID ANATOMY
13.OBSTETRICS & GYNAECOLOGY
14.OPHTHALMOLOGY
15.ORAL/MAXILLOFACIAL SURGERY
16.ORTHOPAEDICS
17.PAEDIATRICS
18.RESTORATIVE DENTISTRY
19.ORTHODONTICS & CHILD DENTISTRY
20.PREVENTIVE DENTISTRY
21.SURGERY
QUALIFICATION AND EXPERIENCE:
For Post I & II:
Candidates must possess a good University Degree from a recognized institution in relevant discipline plus full registration with the relevant professional body.
For Post III:
Candidates must possess M.B.B.S or M.B.Ch.B degree or its equivalent qualifications plus full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria and evidence of completion of or exemption from the NYSC.
A pass in the relevant Primary Examination of either the National Postgraduate Medical College of Nigeria or the West African Postgraduate Medical College is a pre-requisite for consideration for admission into the Training Programme in any of the specialties.
FUNCTIONS:
Successful candidates will be expected to perform all relevant duties in their respective departments including any periodic ones as may be assigned by the Heads of Departments.
CONDITIONS OF SERVICE:
These are similar to those obtainable in the Federal Public Service and Federal Tertiary Health institutions in Nigeria.
METHOD OF APPLICATION:
Application Form is free and obtainable at Room 1.2, Establishments Department, Administration Block, OAUTHC, Ife Hospital Unit, Ile-Ife.
All completed forms with photocopies of all relevant credentials/document and Twenty (20) copies of up-to-date Curriculum Vitae should be forwarded to the office of:
The Chief Medical Director,
Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospitals Complex,
P.M.B. 5538,
Ile-Ife.
CLOSING DATE:
The closing date for submission of duly completed application forms is six (6) weeks from the date of this advertisement.
DATE INTERVIEW:
Only shortlisted candidates will be invited for interview via Mobile short message service (SMS) at a date to be made known later.
Menu: GROUP ONE GROUP THREE

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mountain Top University Massive Recruitment For Non-teaching Staff Positions by Agalasis(m): 6:22am On Jul 30, 2015
Nigerians deceiving Nigerians...

While on campus,many wl pretend dat a particular course is difficult that they wl neva bother reading such coz or topic,just to deceive u.

I stil remember a prof. once told us neva to listen to or believe such students,that they wl go behind u and 'jack' that coz/topic very very well and even get 'A' in it.

Many of such folks,after graduation,stil carry that bad habit wt them.
Them come here telling u they wl not apply because of this and that.
The truth is dat sm of them already av gud jobs,while sm wl be d 1st set to apply or wld av already applied.
They only come here to deceive many.

You better go and do what u want to do without minding them, if u meet up wt d requirements.

For the referee stuff,u can get the letters 4rm them,put them in different envelopes and then address them b4 posting them yourself. Just make sure the hand-writings on the four envelopes are nt d same.(MY OPINION).

Abeg,I dey come make I go piss.

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