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Education / Re: A Thread For All Prospective\New Postgraduate. Students Of NOUN by Agalasis(m): 5:56am On Jul 30, 2015
BornSad:


With your degree certificate, you can run your PGD program with NOUN provided the teaching hospital allows that. However, following the new decision takes by the NYSC board recently, there is this speculation that anyone presently doing the NYSC program might not be allowed to run any postgraduate degree program with NOUN concurrently. Ciao.
Alright, brother BORNSAD.
Thanks a bunch!

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Romance / Re: Can You Fall In Love With Someone You Havent Met Before? by Agalasis(m): 5:03pm On Jul 27, 2015
The answer is YES and NO.
Everyone is entitled to his/her opinion.
One man's meat is another man's poison.

Oyinbo man say- wetin good/source for the goose dey good/source for the gander...,
but it is not always true because as 4 me,sometimes it is- wetin good 4 the goose is not good for the goat. Or wetin good 4 the goat is not good 4 the goose.

If it doesn't work 4 u doesn't mean it wnt work 4 odas.

It is 100% real and possible for 'A' just as it is 100%unreal and impossible for 'B'
Romance / Re: Can You Fall In Love With Someone You Havent Met Before? by Agalasis(m): 4:40pm On Jul 27, 2015
Captainswag225:
thats nice, what are ur expectations as u prepare to meet him soon?

See questions... You be journalist?
LOL
Education / Re: A Thread For All Prospective\New Postgraduate. Students Of NOUN by Agalasis(m): 3:58pm On Jul 27, 2015
Well done guys 4 d gud job!!!

Pls,can sm1 doing his/her internshp in a teaching hospital be able to do PGDE in NOUN at the same time?

Urgently nid response.
THANKS
Career / Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by Agalasis(m): 4:00pm On Jul 16, 2015
tiluv1:
pls how much does UCH pay intern med lab scientists, and which other teaching hospitals pay well.

Is it the amount paid u want or u want a place 4 ur internship?

I guess if u ar in Nut.Diet wer there are only five teaching hospital in 9ja dat do Nut.Diet internship,u wnt be looking 4 wer dey pay well.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Strictly For Ladies Looking For A True Lover by Agalasis(m): 5:15am On Jul 10, 2015
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Strictly For Ladies Looking For A True Lover by Agalasis(m): 5:08am On Jul 10, 2015
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Boyfriend Break up with Me Because I Have A Son! by Agalasis(m): 12:54am On Jul 10, 2015
Confession14:
Ouuccchh! I wont do without it...am the one to steal it from him ooooo hehehehehehehe...if thats it then i advice him not to run oooo cos he will be my sex slave *pops champaign*
hmmm,nawaooo
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by Agalasis(m): 12:37am On Jul 10, 2015
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by Agalasis(m): 12:26am On Jul 10, 2015
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Deltans Meet Here! by Agalasis(m): 12:11am On Jul 10, 2015
Wow!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Agalasis(m): 12:04am On Jul 10, 2015
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Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by Agalasis(m): 3:20am On Jul 08, 2015
After u and ur friend don chop am finish una go cum dump am like pupu.
Na only God know hw many of una friends una go stil pass am to.
Even the girl sef be like runs girl.
Na only God too know hw many guys she don give food chop.

Now,on a more serious note,it is a sign of immaturity and stupendious stupidity for any1(he or she) to set such trap(what sm call test) for his/her partner.
Sometimes,an innocently innocent partner can fall into such trap(i.e.fail the test) and you'll start thinking or saying that he/she is spoilt or not faithful.

You have to think of how to always bring out the best in your partner and not the bad in him/her.
Even an harlot or a flirt can change and bcom the best partner.

I strongly say NO to pre-marital and extra-marital sex as well as flaws/fault-finding...

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Celebrities / Re: 10 Funniest Nollywood Actors And Actresses Of All Time by Agalasis(m): 2:37am On Jul 08, 2015
KINGTELLER:
The first four posters above me.. Una be quadruplet ??.. why comment at the same time... cheesy cheesy cheesy




I doff my heart to the late veteran of comedy; Sam Loco.. R.I.P

there are five-same-time posters just above u and four-same-time posters just below u!!!!!
Crime / Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Murders Aunt In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Pictures) by Agalasis(m): 5:00am On Jul 05, 2015
CR77:
Mumu
don't mind the dracula
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Agalasis(m): 6:55am On Jun 29, 2015
Pls,can sm1 tell me more abt dia postgraduate programs;courses,fees,requirements,duration,etc.
Hope no discrimination wen it cumz to getting jobz,esp federal govt and lecturing job?

What's special clearing exams for

THANKS!
Education / Re: LIST OF COURSES OFFERD @NATIONAL OPEN UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA by Agalasis(m): 6:39am On Jun 29, 2015
Pls,can sm1 tell me more abt dia postgraduate programs;courses,fees,requirements,duration,etc.
Hope no discrimination wen it cumz to getting jobz,esp federal govt and lecturing job?
THANKS!
Career / Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by Agalasis(m): 9:33am On Jun 25, 2015
Better!!!
cowleg:
we have reached our maximum participants on whatsapp!!!

So that u guys wl nt 4get doz of us pikins dat are nt yet on wossop...
Politics / Re: Buhari's School Certificate: How Real? by Agalasis(m): 5:07pm On Jun 14, 2015
Pls houz wot do I do to get my pry 6 leaving cert(93/94) frm delta state ministry of education?
I cnt find d one I got frm my sch ZEPPA PRIMARY SCHOOL ASABA in 1994
Career / Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by Agalasis(m): 4:38pm On Jun 07, 2015
Pecanto:
Am nt a bro, am a Sis. I was latter able 2upload it here, just check few pages back. Al d same, ur welcome..

Am nt a bro,am a Sis.

LOL!!!
Career / Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by Agalasis(m): 11:52pm On Jun 05, 2015
cowleg:


Dr Lagusta my man work dey move ooo, just Four days old, started june 1. Just tryna get use to everybody. Everybody even cleaners go expect you worship them cos i be intern, my chief don convert me to errand boy ooo. Chaii its well.

Abeg pls continue to help colleagues here with info, how lautech hosp naw?

nobi dia fault sha,dey think sey housemanship and houseboyship 2geda na part of house officers job...
LOL
Career / Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by Agalasis(m): 5:40am On Jun 02, 2015
ejihand1:
FETHA sent me a txt last week saying I should come and do my documentation. I am almost through with the documentation process now. IT SHALL BE YOUR STORIES THIS MONTH JUNE; IN JESUS NAME; AMEN.

Amen!

CONGRATULATIONS!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Housemaid Bites Mother of 3 To Death by Agalasis(m): 7:27pm On May 26, 2015
So bad and painful.


@30 her 1st child is 15.
It means she became pregnant around 14yrs.
Career / Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by Agalasis(m): 7:53am On May 24, 2015
murraykc:
Pls dis is d much I knw abt juth.
YOU ARE INVITED FOR JUTH HOUSE OFFICERS INTERVIEW SCHEDULED AS FOLLOWS
DATE: TUE 26 & WED 27 MAY, 2015 FOR ALL CANDIDATES
TIME: 9 AM PROMPT
VENUE: MED STUDENTS LECTURE HALL, JUTH, LAMINGO
YOU ARE TO PAY A PROCESSING FEE OF N2,000 A DAY B4 THE INTERVIEW, PLEASE.
CONTACT: 08036577198
pls,is it only 4 HOs?
I also applied 4 Dietetics but got no sms
Family / Re: My Sick Husband Wants Me To Be Having Sex Elsewhere by Agalasis(m): 11:28pm On May 22, 2015
The man is only testing the woman,and from the look of things now,the woman wl fail the test.
The consequence of her failure wld be the man's death wc wl make the woman happy.
Romance / Re: Abuja Runs Girl Slept With A Politician And Found Worms In Her Private Part by Agalasis(m): 5:59am On May 01, 2015
She wl soon end up in MFM Prayer city or any branch nearest to her.
I pray she does that quickly b4 it bkomz too late...
Career / Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by Agalasis(m): 3:46pm On Apr 26, 2015
Abeg I nid sm info abt JUTH,Jos
Religion / Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Agalasis(m): 6:29pm On Apr 19, 2015
Bekwarra:
My friend who's a worker in a new generation pentecostal church (I won't mention names) invited me to his church. Although I don't normally go to church VERY EARLY, he succeeded in persuading me to go early with him because as a worker, he should be in church very early and he knew fully well that if we didn't go together, I wouldn't go; so he succeeded in dragging me along.

When we got to church, they started their normal Sunday School like chit-chat and later praises, worship songs and the service started proper. Born into an Apostolic-inclined orthodox and later crossed over to RCCG, I wasn't at home with the mode and method of their service. I was getting bored and feeling out of place while silently praying for the service to end. Then it came to things like "run to five people and tell them greater things are coming your way this week, you must run o", "grab the person beside you and shake him happy sunday". I was getting tired and shaking my head in despair.

The worms in my stomach were not helping matters, they launched a massive #BringBackOurFood protest because I couldn't take breakfast before leaving for church. The only thing that kept on pushing me on was the hope that the pastor would soon say "run to 5 people and hug them happy sunday". I would gladly and patiently look for 5 beautiful sisters with their killing mini/pencil skirts and tight-fitting shirts to hug but unfortunately, that command never came. All those times, I was feeling frustrated already and whenever my eyes meet those of my friend where he was standing with the engines and mixers, he gives me that "padi no vex we go soon finish" smile.

Just as I was resigning to fate and hoping that the service would soon end and I would bolt home the worst of it happened. The pastor had been preaching for close to 45mins harping on the need to give and sow as good Christians. He gave several examples in the bible of people who gave and later reaped God's blessings. He urged us to give and test God. After that, it was time to give offering. The offering was going to be in two parts; normal Sunday offering and the commitment towards the church building because their auditorium is under construction. We gave offering and afterwards the pastor came back on the pulpit and started complaining why people refused to give generously despite taking us on a journey through the word of God about the essence of giving in a Christian life. He preached for another 10mins. I wasn't even listening to him again because I was gradually dozing off.

What actually jolted me back into reality were these words "now it's time for operation search your neighbour". I sat up immediately to listen well and that was when I heard the pastor saying

"this is time for operation search your neighbour, search your neighbour's bag, wallet, purse or pockets as need be and bring out the contents, if there is no money there return the bag but if there is money bring it out, we must learn to give to God. He gave us the money and we must return it to him".

After all those words, people took the bag of the person sitting beside them while the pockets or wallets of brothers were being searched.

The brother beside me was taking his hands towards my pockets about to begin his own search when I said with venom in my eyes and in a Russian mafian voice

"What do you think you want to do??"

He replied me

"You heard what the pastor said brother".

I told him not to even contemplate trying it. He was then trying to pacify me and cajole me telling me there is no harm in giving towards God's work. I told him I'm not against giving but I'm against collecting by force. This is no more giving, this is collecting. He smiled at my words and said

"My brother it's the same thing, God's blessing awaits the two"

and he made for my pockets again, I felt that my phonetics were not having any effect and I replied with

"Bros abeg no try that thing o, I swear I go change am for you".

He was shocked. grin

One usher noticed us and came to us and he was trying to calm me down because my voiced had changed as my face too.

My friend remained where he was to avoid being seen as the person that brought Orubebe to church. I don dey para for them like mad and the people sitting around us were trying to pacify me. I said "Okay, no problem," carried my bible and.............................with one last Dracula look I told the usher

"Please don't even try to follow me". angry angry

He remained rooted to the spot and I made my way out of the church and straight home.

lol
Politics / Re: I’m Not Seeking Asylum Anywhere, Says Diezani by Agalasis(m): 7:24am On Apr 15, 2015
eleojo23:
It's funny that some people think that Buhari has been elected as a military head of state. Well, he has been elected as a democratic president.
So don't expect him to come and dictate and throw people in jail as he likes.
In fact, he has told you himself that he will not do that.

Such approach to tackling corruption is merely a reactive one and doesn't really address the problem squarely. Tackling corruption requires proactive measures such as pulling down old systems that have allowed corruption to thrive and raising up new systems that promote transparency so that anyone who intends to practice corruption will be handicapped.
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That's wot many pple dnt knw.
They think it is just to arrest d corrupt leaders dat wld kill corruptions.
GEJ said he wants to block the channels of corruption,by dat,d corrupt man/woman wld find it very difficult/impossible to involve in corruption.
For instance,killing and arresting armed robbers/criminals has nt stopped robbery/crime unless we address dat thing dat is causing robbery/crime. Why do pple involve in robbery?

The Big Question now is - What then are the causes and channels of corruption in Nigeria?
Politics / Re: 3 Dead, Properties Damaged As PDP & APC Supporters Clash In Osun by Agalasis(m): 2:25pm On Apr 13, 2015
bushdoc9919:
While they fight....Mr Politician their oga/madam is probably on his/her way to Dubai for second Christmas break....then it is onward to New York to celebrate the mistress/toyboy's birthday.....then Singapore for the wedding anniversary....before finally settling down at Zurich, Switzerland to see the bankers about that $40million transfer.

Then land at Lagos...issue a statement to the media deploring the violence....as well as making a 'kids today..they don't respect we elders' comment...before retiring to the mansion for a few days break....while spending time on the phone with Henry in New York, Giorgio in London and Francesca in Rome....discussing the stocks and other sundry business....before heading to Brussels to see the young ones at school....

Priorities, priorities.

Funnily true
Politics / Re: Election War In Akwa Ibom State-many Dead, Many Injured (Graphic photos) by Agalasis(m): 7:31pm On Apr 11, 2015
DickDastardly:
Its all part of the fun. cool

Humans like you were either injured or killed and you call that fun...
Haba bros,you no get human feeling at all

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