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Mainstreet Bank all the way!

Mainstreet Bank all the way!

born2fuck:
I never register my two lines and still calling and receiving calls and I will never register except they are block

Typical Naija spirit!

DDN:
El-rufai, thank you for this exposition. No doubt, it is an intelligent write up. My simple question is this, why are you northerners interested in the oil in the Niger-Delta?

Now that you are through with the history of oil and gas in Nigeria, we want to be educated about agriculture (groundnut) and its contribution in the economic growth of Nigeria.

Very funny!

Image123:
Ah, our OP himself! It's a pleasure(methinks). i hope though, irrespective of whatever decision you took/will take, that it rang in your eyes that you're a greedy, covetous hypocrite who should repent of his hypocrisy? Mind you, i didn't say repent of giving or not giving tithe, but repent of your hypocrisy.
Before your sympathy voters descend, let me add this. Plan your life better in future. Today is 3RD! 3RD of October. Tomorrow's the 1st official working day if you're a salary earner. Seems you're salary earner about to tithe on the 1st Sunday(2nd October). You've spent 90% by 2nd October? And you knew you wanted to help a family out of job for two years? Help yourself ehn. The plan's to love your neighbour as yourself, pele.1st official working day if you're a salary earner. Seems you're salary earner about to tithe on the 1st Sunday(2nd October). You've spent 90% by 2nd October? And you knew you wanted to help a family out of job for two years? Help yourself ehn. The plan's to love your neighbour as yourself, pele.

@Image123, If your interpretation of remaining 90% not being with me is that I have spent it then so be it as I owe you no explanation on how I choose to employ my finances.
I will not descend to your level and start exchanging words with you cos I just read through a few of your empty posts. You are just not worth it.

am sincerely grateful to most of the posters here and cannot but wonder if some other posters read my post at all before their comment or perhaps they are replying to another post they read in possibly the auto section.

Why would I contemplate helping him from 10% tithe if I still have the 90% with me?

I read through every single post on this thread and I am happy I asked this questn rather than do what I think is right which may continue ringing in my head later.

Many thanks to you guys.

Thanks so much for your reply manmustwack.
The problem is that no help is coming from the church.
No one ever want to listen to his opinion anymore since he lost his job.

God bless you brother!
Am so grateful.

I have a brother in my church who lost his job during the 2009 Tsunami experienced in Nigerian Banking sector.
He has been out of job since then, his wife is not working too with 3 kids to cater for.
Before the service started this morning, we spent 5 to 7 mins together and he let me into a little of what he has been going through and that his 3 kids are yet to resume back to school because they don't have any money to pay their fees.

I encouraged him as a brother to keep praying to God, that only God is capable of pulling him through all this.
But come to think of it, will God come down from heaven to assist this brother in need?
The money in my hands, isn't it God's money?

I am here asking for your advise because I ended up not dropping the tithe and I am still holding on to it hoping to give it to that brother to settle part of his children school fees so they can get back to school.

I would av loved to assist him from another source but wat i av left is not even enof for my monthly transportation cost not to talk of some other needs I am yet to meet.

Candid advise only please.

@ poster,

welldone, but some of the pics are duplicated eg V5 is the same as V31.

Amen!

Kennyblues:
Do you have to repeat Toba's post to make your point?

was Glo incuded in Toba's post?

Weak, confused.

sammyzacks:
This in not Jos bomb blast. It is one of those petroleum fires around lagos last year.

Please guys lets stop misinformation.

You are very correct!
This is not bomb blast, the picture has been in circulation ever before the bomb blast.
Please stop misinforming the populace.

He is probably not in Nigeria which makes the recharge card useless to him as he said.
you can as well text it to my telephone number 08033919924, I will appreciate Jay bee for it.

No professional Accountant will send his CV without knowing details of the company and other relevant info.
If you need a professional, talk to me on 08033919924.
Take care.

For me, 2009 was better cos I was able to change my job and the salary much better than I was earning.
However, I checked my ICAN result today, I failed the only paper stopping me from being a chartered accountant - again.
I feel very bad considering all my effort and sacrifices and the thought that I am carrying this hurdle into 2011 when I already set new goals for the new year.
I give thanks to God all the same ,
HALLELUYAH!!!

thweraja10:
i agree with some while some i disagree. Nice write up. u try

Which ones u disagree with?

1) Read poetry to one another.
2) Build sand castles on the beach.
3) Make your spouse a greeting card.
4) Swing together on a playground.
5) Go for a midnight dip in a hot tub.
6) Give your wife a balloon bouquet.
7) Plant a tree together in honor of your marriage.
Make heart-shaped pancakes and serve them to your wife in bed.
9) Bring home flowers.
10) Surprise your wife when she's busy by saying, "What can I do to help?"
11) Walk through a housing construction site and kiss each other in each house.
12) Count the stars.
13) Prior to a "work day" at home, hide gifts for your spouse in places they'll find them.
14) Bring a late-night snack and drink to bed.
15) Order different kinds of food at a restaurant.
16) Whisper something romantic to your spouse in a crowded room.
17) Develop a weekly dining spot to meet for lunch.
18) Put perfume on your bed sheets.
19) Go out and play in the mud together and then shower together.
20) Write out 50 reasons you're glad to be married to your spouse.
21) Tickle-wrestle in bed.
22) Place a rose on her pillow.
23) Serve breakfast in bed.
24) Hide small gifts that your spouse will find throughout the week.
25) Sit and listen carefully to one another.
26) Tuck your wife into bed, read her a scripture and kiss her on the forehead.
27) Remember how you used to laugh at things he (she) thought was funny? Do it again.
28) Write a song for your spouse.
29) Go for a walk barefoot.
30) Go kite flying
31) Splash each other.
32) Dance in your candlelit living room.
33) Reminisce through old photo albums.
34) Go away for the weekend.
35) Rub feet under the table.
36) Kiss in a crowded area.
37) Sit on his lap even when there's sitting room elsewhere.
38) Surprise your spouse with an ice-cold beverage while he/she is working hard.
39) Kiss in the rain.
40) Join him unexpectedly, in the shower.
41) Mail a love letter to your spouses's place of work.
42) Create a trail through your home with a string leading your mate to a gift for them.
43) Brush his or her hair.
44) Use a tender-touch as you pass one another around the house.
45) Share a milk shake with two straws.
46) Dedicate a song to her over the radio.
47) Leave a photo of yourself on his dashboard.
48) Give your husband a manicure.
49) Remember something she thinks you've forgotten.
50) Leave lip-prints on a note.
51) Fall asleep holding each other.
52) Tell your wife you will take her anywhere she wants to go.
53) Call your husband during the day and remind him of your love for him.
54) Get up some morning and head out in the car together without planning one thing.
55) Have a hot bubble bath ready for her when she comes home.
56) Ask your spouse, "What can I do to make you happier?"
57) Break your after-dinner routine and go sightseeing.
58) Mail a love letter to your spouse's place of work.
59) Reminisce about your first kiss or your first date.
60) Drop everything and do something for the one you love-- right now!

ladygaga:
whts the biggie had an eight yr old in my class back then, bunmi oloyede

Hi! who is this? I am Bunmi Oloyede

ayodeji_de:
which kind nonsense be dis

Why are you so rude?
did anyone force you to open the thread?
and for God's sake if you opened a thread and you find it irrelevant why not just close it and walk away?
must you insult the poster?
that says a lot about who you are!
I pray you ever find a job with this attitude.

@poster,
you are making sense jo!

I lied am gay.

Abject poverty amidst plenty,
Lack of credibility in our higher institutions,
madness of our police/uniformed men.

For the second test, you will be asked to write an essay on topical issues in Nigeria.

Goodluck Joathan is a very sensitive president and he understands the people's needs.
This he has been able to demonstrate.

Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend’s wife pregnant after 72 Attempts
April 1st, 2009




A nice story, with surprising end:

In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.

So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."

When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.

Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.

http://classicfun.ws/paid-to-do-it-but-fails-to-make-his-friends-wife-pregnant-after-72-attempts/2009/04/01

I applied for payment officer and I havent heard anything so far.
Has anyone been called for this position?
please let us know if the hope can be kept alive.