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djon78:That quote is by Ubunja, not Glycolysis. |
Looks like I will return to page 1 and start taking in some real nuggets. |
Adasun:He dropped a comment on a post and disappeared again. 😂 I'm still wondering why Ubunja won't open a Twitter account. |
Never let a woman give you terms and conditions in a relationship. It is hard to break free from such conditions because how you start with a woman is how you're likely going to finish. Ubunja used to say something like that. |
manoflove22:I was once in a similar situation. Babe wasn't a virgin though but she said no penetration, all she wanted was to kiss and touch and give occasional bj. I am a kind of guy that has ego, even back in my simping days, I am too proud to beg for sex. After persuasion failed to work I kept her on one side and went for a substitute. The new girl wasn't as curvy but man she was always down for knacks. You know what effect it had on me? I became nonchalant. Genuinely didn't give a fvck about her anymore. Not the kind where you're faking it but it was so real that she noticed and even confronted me. When you have options, a woman's power over you is reduced and you are not so easily manipulated by just one babe compared to a guy who only has one woman. Eventually, she opened her legs without further pressure or persuasion from me. I left her not long after that, girl was sweet but the drama was too much for me. |
This guy is like the simp of the millennium!
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Simp of the month.
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Looks like a certain troll has resumed duty. It just returned from a 3 months ban and will soon go on another. |
You're dating a girl, she is not a virgin but she made a no-sex rule for you. Chances are she has no desire for you. Zero attraction. |
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If you can't ignore an online troll. How on earth will you deal with the bvllshit of women in the real world?
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Omo! Men can be very funny sometimes. I was traveling yesterday and our car broke down on the way. We managed to get the car to a checkpoint and called a mechanic. The checkpoint was for FRSC. Right there in my presence, even though it was Sunday. They kept extorting drivers and motorcyclists with impunity. One particular officer was so merciless. He stopped people for no reason. Some men had to prostrate to beg him while he made two guys clear grass in my presence just to release them. There were two women in our vehicle, they were traders, probably in their 40s. These women had big asses though. They were gisting with the FRSC officer while we we there. Guess what. They told him they were thirsty and this officer gave them 1k to buy drinks. The woman that was holding the money refused to share with her friend and this mumu man gave her another 1k for her friend. I was just shaking my head. You oppress your fellow men for no good reason just to waste it on women who don't give a fvck about you. |
2000 pages!!! The thread moves on, despite the trolling and the hating. |
Earlier this week, I overheard a conversation between three women when I went to buy bread in my hood. The woman who owned the shop had been pestering me to help her open an OPay account so I finally obliged her and sat with them. While I was there, a car came and dropped this woman, very good looking and curvy. She walked down the street and entered a house. The women in the shop then started discussing about her. In a nutshell, the woman is married to a well-to-do man but she sneaks down to my hood to fvck a well-known lazy riffraff. According to them, there are 2 other women who are married to rich men that visit him often. As Kole is jobless (I know he spends most of his time at the Bet9ja shop close to the main road), these women allegedly buy him foodstuff and give him money. When one of the women asked the shop madam "Wetin dem dey find with that kind yeye person?" The madam replied her "Dem say he sabi fvck woman well well" This guy in question stays in a single-room apartment o. |
She wants to tame you. She wants to change you. If she succeeds, she will get bored and move on to the next guy. NB: Smoking is bad for your health.
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On shit tests.
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TheVictim01:The way the thread is thriving is giving some people migraine and insomnia. ![]() Seems the trolls are losing steam. Things I love to see. |
dvkot:Wooing women with money and cars is not Redpill. |
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SonOfHercules:I have come to realize that people who love to broke-shame others online are often the broke ones. One Ghanian girl on Twitter sometimes last week tried to broke-shame men. Then someone got a picture of her house. She obviously doesn't even stay in a decent neighborhood but felt she had the right to broke-shame men. |
It is a common thing for girls to say "I am more comfortable with male friends" The actual truth is that they get more benefits from their male friends than the females. So, if you're keeping a female friend, chances are you're losing more than you're getting in return. It is never balanced. The only exception are childhood friendships. If you weren't friends as children, you should have something worthwhile you're getting from her cos she definitely will not be your friend if you're not offering any benefit to her. I detached myself from my last platonic female friend in December 2022. Now, all the female friends I have left are either casual "good morning" friends or we fvcking occasionally. No more silly investments. It sounds petty but it is what it is. Male friends are the greatest. |
SOZINN:Same also applies to platonic friendship between a guy and a girl. |
It pleases me greatly when I see how much the detractors try to derail this thread but keep failing. Keep starving them of attention good sirs. Many of us do not comment often but we are following. God bless the RedPill. NB: Heard Cobra Tate and Tristan have been released from prison. |
logicalhumour:Same with me, thought he was joking. I honestly felt bad for him. He will learn his lesson eventually. |
Her reply. I know a guy who did something like this and got just an "OK" from the girl.
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Don't be like him.
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This bro woke up in the morning and composed an epistle for a lady on Twitter. https://twitter.com/JehoHans_/status/1635433459693805578?t=tTJjsrTehlurfef6y7PR5g&s=19 |
Looks like we have a new troll in the house. Many were here in the past. Now, they all have gone into oblivion. Stop quoting or replying it. It will eventually fade away. |
Martinez39s:It butresses the point that the church might be the worst place to pick a wife. Lots of retired hoes in church these days. Imagine claiming she prayed to God to refresh her memory. The effrontery! |
https://twitter.com/adarathexplorer/status/1633271732269187072?t=IAArueFWBlWxH6ayG60ZBQ&s=19 Y'all should check out this thread on Twitter. Women really want to eat their cakes and still have it. |
ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME. I used to be a simp...a nice guy. I found the red pill, my eyes were opened and I began the process of self-improvement. I imbibed the redpill philosophy and I began to see results. I am now more successful with women and my confidence grew. However, a particular phrase in redpill always made me not so comfortable. The belief that "All women are the same". I always believed that the statement was exaggerated. Definitely, there should be some women who would be different. So, I met this girl in 2021 and we hit it off with really good vibes and all. I vetted her to an extent and didn't see any red flags. Infact, she didn't have any social media presence. Neither Snapchat nor TikTok. Just basic WhatsApp and Facebook. Even her IG account was gathering cobwebs from neglect. She took lots of pics but they usually just end up in her phone gallery. I was a bit surprised. I thought to myself "this one is different". I'd found a Unicorn. ![]() All the signs were good. Desire was genuine, wasn't a leech, was respectful and all that. Until I fvcked up. I started treating her special, opened up to her, basically told her everything about myself. There were two other girls on the side sha (one FWB and one ex that occasionally comes over) but I made aunty feel like she was the only girl in the world based on the signs. I thought I'd found a keeper. Surely, all those red pill theory about women won't apply to her, she's not like the others, I said to myself. She's different. MUMU ME! ![]() I mentored her on how to put her talents to good use. I told her to go out more, network, meet new people. Aunty practically upgraded. Then it happened. Fast forward to 2022. She started to change right before my eyes. Our chats were no longer interesting. Her visits reduced. She was no longer eager to have sex like before. Desire was definitely waning. I started seeing the signs but I ignored. Shebi she is special. I got a rude awakening when she forgot my birthday in 2022 (someone that took me out on my birthday in 2021). Sex now practically stopped. Then she started leaving my messages on read. That was when my dead grandpa gave me a knock from heaven and brought me back to my senses. I have done away with her sha (though she's still hanging around claiming repentance). The mistakes I made. 1. I stayed away from red pill for too long. A pill a day keeps simpism away. 2. I thought she was different, so I let down my guard and gave her special treatment. MUMU BOY LIKE ME. 3. I was too open with her. See ehn, MYSTERY MAKES YOU DESIRABLE TO WOMEN. I am a kinda mysterious person. I don't talk much about myself in real life. I realized one of the things that attracted her to me was my mysterious and detached nature. But I fvcked up by unraveling myself to her. One day during a conversation (the week before we broke up) She said something that kept ringing in my head "I used to fear you that time o. You were so strange. I even thought you were a cultist. But now, I know you very well. I don't fear you again". So, if you're reading this and you still think NAWALT. You'd better perish that thought comrade. Don't be a MUMU like me o. Also, don't let a girl know too much about you. Remain mysterious. Like one of our comrades here would say. "STAY TALIBAN".
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