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There is nothing like Love at first sight, but lust at first sight.

This is not the Nigeria for my children.
My children will not grow up in the jungle of barbarians.

She is wise girl.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=504544.msg6652400#msg6652400 date=1282935714]Hehehe, that's the girl that slept with the Governor. Hehehe, I'm glad he resigned. He was such a hypocrite [/quote]Yeah. She disgraced Eliot Spitzer, the former Governor of New York.

Romance in the Fakebook Generation

[size=18pt]The Fakebook Generation
One friend announced her status as In a Relationship with Chinese Food, whose profile picture was a carry-out box and whose personal information personified the cuisine of China.

~ By ALICE MATHIAS[/size]
Published: October 6, 2007 on http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/06/opinion/06mathias.html?_r=1

With over 500 billion active users (including their clones) and 700 billion minutes spent monthly, Facebook is a galaxy of humankind and of course abused and misused by countless nonentities. Facebook is a logbook of falsehood by barefaced liars who post fake wall posts of their daily lives in conceit and deceit.

[size=18pt]Why would people create fake facebook profiles?
1. Shallow relationships: "lovers" testing and teasing each others, teasing by fake comments of fake profiles, testing each other by fake flirts or msgs!
2. Monitoring: monitering people (students, employees , ) lives by fake personalities!
3. Business: forcing some business to grow by making it popular through many profiles!
4. Revenge: broken people creating humiliating fake profiles for those who hurt them!
5. Psychos: males creating profiles for females and vice versa.
6. Some people are just sick: some stupid pointless people likes to fool around!

http://www.zimbio.com/Facebook+News/articles/156/Fake+Facebook+Profiles+How+detect+them[/size]

A Nigerian guy has four Facebook accounts and he is a different person on each one.

A Nigerian girl enjoys posting lies to boost her ego in her depression and begs for sympathy.

A Nigerian girl in America has fallen mugu for the fake profile of a Nigerian bobo in Nigeria and they are about to wed!

Nigeria: a comedy of errors.

CNN Condemns Pastor Helen Ukpabio for Attacking Child Witches in Akwa Ibom


The popular Nollywood movie producer pastor Helen Ukpabio has been condemned in a special CNN report on the abuse and murder of children accused of witchcraft in the Akwa Ibom state of southern Nigeria.

“One of the most notorious and influential pastors is Helen Ukpabio of Liberty Gospel Church. Her 1999 film, the widely distributed, "End of the Wicked" has been attacked by child rights groups for its depictions of Satan possessing children,” reported the CNN on Thursday August 26, 2010.

The reporter said she agreed to be interviewed, but repeatedly postponed it for two days. Ukpabio’s Liberty Gospel Church has been the centre of her deliverances of various children suspected of being witches and wizards.
"Witches and wizards, they started getting afraid. I never gave them rest!" She boasted to her congregation during one of her usual services.

The CNN also highlighted one Pastor Celestine Effiong who is popular for child molestation during his deliverances.

http://www.nigeriansreport.com/2010/08/cnn-condemns-pastor-helen-ukpabio-for.html

What happened to all the private universities?

Beautiful testimonial of love and sacrifice.
Would make a great soap opera.

But as we all can guess, this never happened in Nigeria.

There is no way a wife can have cancer in Nigeria and keep it a secret, even if she is dumb.
Nigerians are the most dramatic creatures on earth and I enjoy watching them on the streets than even viewing TV.
Have you not seen the serio-comic drama of Nigerians on Facebook?

It is only in Nigeria that people fast and pray for every basic need, even for light, water and going to toilet.
Oh, God. Make light come today oh!
Even if PHCN dey strike, Baba do am for me oh.
You said let there be light and one time, light just appear. Papa, na you biko. (a popular chorus on miracles follows.)

To gain admission is a miracle.
To pass exams is a miracle.
To get a job is a miracle.
To get a wife or husband is a miracle.
To get a Visa to US, wow! That is a mighty miracle!

Don't even mention that you are ill, because the devil or a witch is at work even when God knows the illness was caused by dirty habits and dirty surroundings from Lagos to Abuja. CANCER?
A Nigerian wife would have alerted even the GO of her church, the TV stations, daily news papers, etc.

DIVORCE ME?
A Nigerian wife would break into speaking in tongues to curse all her enemies.
She would strip unclothed to fast and pray for a miracle.

Tears ke?
If na Okoya Tejuoso wife, she go do thanksgiving before alarming City People and National Encomium for maximum exposure of the SCANDAL.
Na front page news.

You won divorce me, because of one husband snatcher!
God forbid!
You go kill me today oh!
I go unclothed for you oh!
Ma toto no do you again abi?
Na Jane toto sweet pass, shebi?
Chineke!
Tufiakwa!

Mr. Goodluck is not Mr. Innocent.

One notorious armed robber was called Goodluck until nemesis caught up with him.

[quote author=coupe-boy link=topic=503099.msg6637065#msg6637065 date=1282736604]Nairalanders, pls help me to look into this issue. A next door neighbour of mine was despoiled by armed robbers in the presence of her husband,and the husband is now treatning for a divorce. Though they have gotten 2 kids and in school. What is your take on this matter?[/quote]I knew about the pathetic case of a young woman who was raped by armed robbers in the presence of her husband and that harmed their marriage.

But that is when she needs the husband most.

It is not easy for the husband and he would need counseling as well as the psychotherapy for the wife.

Many young women who have been raped by guys are often ashamed to report them, because of the stigma they are afraid will worsen their trauma.

See the following report.

Rape, trends and the Nigerian law8 Feb 2009 , Rape is a common sordid phenomenon in Nigeria, and some observers have blamed laws, societal attitude which tend to heap blames on victims ,
thenationonlineng.net/web2/, /Rape, Nigerian, /Page1.html -

MOBO444:
Black brother have lost face here in the United Kingdom, maybe in Europe as well and certainly in all Africa, our black Nigeria women have brought us the supreme shame, I know right now you maybe be saying what the hell is he saying again as you read this piece, we have not forgot the shame our late President wife put us through for 6 months while her husband was incapacitated or comatose (Yes Turai), well we talking of the BLUE eye White baby she gave birth to (yes that story again) in South London, the black Nigeria house wife has not confessed to the truth and all this while the black brother is allowed to wallow in shame among his fellow men of other race the world over.

We all know the popular story of how a South London based Nigeria Black women gave birth to a white baby and how the black husband gullibly agreed with her and the medical history researcher (not certified Doctors) that it is possible to have such possibility, we are been laughed and mocked by the White British, the Scots, Indians, Ghanaians, Jamaica, Libyans, Zimbabwe, South Africa, Polish, Italians, Spanish, Brazilians, Aussie, Russians, Portuguese, must I go on, (OUR BLACK SISTER HAVE DONE THE ULTIMATE DAMAGE), a black brother was sacked from his place of work in centre London for fighting with his boss who called him a blue eye white baby product at work, My Manchester based Nigeria friend (jerry boy) white female wife cheated on him and she said after all your black women cheat on you and used the blue eye baby story to score a point (they divorcing as you read).

Nigeria International football icon Osazee Odemwingie of West Brom FC was insulted by Sunderland FC clubs fans in premiership football league game when they called him product of a blue eye white baby, my good friend took his wife to the hospital in South London for test (she 7 month pregnant) and the white doctor told him I hope she wont deliver a blue eye white baby, everywhere I go here in London the shame is alive and kicking, I got told in Heathrow Airport when they saw my international passport as a Nigeria and the airport staff said, O’ the fellow from the blue eye white black baby Country, fellow black brother Nigeria that went to South Africa for the FIFA World Cup were taunted in Pretoria, Johannesburg, Cape town about how weak our Nigeria men are and the Blue eye baby story again, even our President Jonathan Goodluck (God bless him) has lost face in the International community due to the scandal of the blue eye white baby, please see the link below again for source from Indian and English Newspaper online.

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/odd-news/blonde-haired-blue-eyed-white-baby-born-to-black-parents_100399079.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html

You are wasting your talent on Nairaland.
We need people like you to write for Nollywood.
Your sense of humour is HMMM-HMMM!

See the following:

Re: Which Nigerian Tribe Has The Prettiest Girls? - Nairaland32 posts - 25 authors - Last post: 23 Aug 2007
And having dirty habits has nothing in any way to do with tribe. , THE MOST Prettiest Nigeria girls are Hausa, Fulani, and Women From the ,
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Many Nigerian girls are dirty anyway.
Visit female hostels.

Even the first sight of the feet of many Nigerian babes is enough to show you how much they care about personal hygiene.
Many of them do not even wash their hands after urinating.

Lest you forget, girls also send creidt to guys.

I have seen girls doing so many times for guys when they are broke and the girls even pay their bills on and off campus in Nigeria.

If you are matured enough to do so.
Younger men even marry older women.
Your maturity is the key.

They are not above the law. But it is a pity that the law is the jackass of the rulers in our cleptocracy.

If we were in a civilized nation, majority of the members of the National Assembly would have been indicted for their electoral malpractices, because they rigged their way into the corridors of power.

The Nigeria Police Force and the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC) have failed in Nigeria and the government must reform them.

Not all Yoruba girls are dirty.

The topic still remains SHE IS PRETTY, BUT SHE IS DIRTY and if anyone is not intelligent enough to grasp the issue of the dirty habits of many Nigerian women, the person is either an alien or blind.

She is Pretty, but she is dirty

Being pretty is not enough to be attractive. You need to be neat.

Bad toilet habits are common in many female hostels of Nigerian campuses.

I was in the office with two friends and they were gossiping about a black and beautiful Yoruba babe who is a graduate of LASU.

A: She is really attractive.
B: Her boobs are great. Physically, she is pretty and sexy.
C: But she is dirty.
A: Yes. I noticed that.
B: She does not care much about hygiene.
C: Her dirtiness put me off.
They mentioned the details of her unhygienic nature.

MOBO444:
@Agibecky is that your picture or you googled it from the internet and i bet that aint a Nigeria lady,maybe Jamaica, hmmmm a con we have here.

Poster, generalization based on your poor knowledge of Nigerian women is DUMB.

Have you been to all the 36 states and Abuja?

Have you been close to women in the northern states?

Have you lived and worked with them in more than one place.

Hausa Fulani women do not think or behave like Igbo or Yoruba women.


NGO field assignments have taken me to different states in Nigeria and worked with women of all tribes and educational levels addressing facts of life on marriage, rape, girl-child education, nomadic education, harmful traditional practices, etc.

Most of you are stuck in one city in the south and rant about Nigerian women when majority of them are in the rural areas.

How many of them work in the offices in the urban towns and cities?

You do not know much about Nigerian women.

The poster of this topic has a poor knowledge of why most of the single women in Nigeria are unmarried.
In most cases, the single men are responsible for the sexploitation of our single women.
Nigerian men are more promiscuous than Nigerian women.
In fact, there are only a few good men in every neigbourhood in Nigeria.


If you want to marry, be bold enough to date and pop the question.

If lack of a job is your excuse, then create a job and be self-employed.
I need a book distributor.
The Akwa Ibom bookseller who sells my book and other books at the New Garage overhead bridge is happy selling books and making money and one hot Akwa sweetheart is by his side every evening helping him to attend to customers.
My partner needs distributors to sell our magazine.

If you are waiting for dream jobs, sorry, we do not have enough to go round.
GO and START SOMETHING and MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

USE YOUR BRAINS MORE THAN YOUR LOINS.

Stop blaming Nigerian women and go out there and PROVE YOU LOVE THEM BY USING YOUR BRAINS TO WORK AND EARN ENOUGH TO MAKE ENDS MEET AND I BET YOU THAT YOU WILL SEE A SENSIBLE SINGLE WOMAN WHO WILL APPRECIATE AND SUPPORT YOU AS YOUR PARTNER FOR LIFE.

What's the next complaint?

There is a pretty and sexy single woman for every man in Nigeria.
She will put a smile on your face.

If You Cannot Provide for Her, Then Don't Disturb Her for a Relationship
It is only common sense and wise not to disturb or harass any single woman for a relationship if you cannot provide for her.
Even saying “I love you” a million times without paying the bills is nonsense.
You want sex, but remember that her body needs nourishment, dresses and footwear, etc.
Promising her heaven on earth is mere lip service and eye service without actions to prove your love.

Another romance scammer's e-mail sent today.

Angela Adoja <angel1_adoja13@att.net>
show details 9:22 am

Hello, !
How are you doing?I hope all is well,
My name is Angela,i want to have a good relationship with you,
Please send me your email at my private box(ange1_adojaa@yahoo.in)
so i will give you my picture
have a nice day
Angela

Happy Birthday and keep on shining.

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