₦airaland Forum

vedaxcool:
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While the rest of humanity is thinking of making use of their talents in moving their country forward you prefer to cultivate yours in clothing your people in victimhood and indolent cowardice.

The rest of humanity are moving their country forward by cheating some sections of their country shebi.

PAGAN9JA:
why cant we be original

d thing tire me too

watergate = dasukigate
brexit = biafraexit
America decides = Nigeria decides
Obama campaign slogan "Change we can believe in" and the chant " = APC slogan "Change"
etc.

vedaxcool:
As if NDDC is the only project for the ND as Min of Works, Housing, Transport, ect don't have any project there. This man is a case of using the same lame lies to fool his people every time.

Which lies?

I only blame the Niger Delta people who don't want to see that they are treated as conquered territory with the South East.

It is good the way things are going because it is only a matter of time before the youths will understand the need for south-south and South East alignment.

chloedogie:
Just tell me what u feel govt should have done to fight this dolla-naira saga. I really want to hear your candid opinion. Let's pull objectivity into play.

1. Uncertainty - Investors are speculators. The late appointment of ministers and uncertainty of government policy direction made investors to put their money elsewhere.

2. The useless list by CBN where importers can not apply for dollars to import certain products. When you exclude products without alternatives, then people will use all means to import them as prices will skyrocket due to scarcity and when there is scarcity there is a ready market, so people go to any length to provide the goods. Note: they were not banned, people were free to import just that you have to look for your own dollars outside the banking system.

3. Different rates of exchange: You want a foreign investor to bring in his money in dollars at an official exchange rate, but when he wants to take out is money the goes to the black market to get dollars at black market rate. Hmmmm foreign investors are no fools. They could just have assured the foreign investors to bring in their money and take out at the official rate. Government can keep a database (although Nigerian corruption will not allow) of all investors and give them at the rate or prevailing market rate. There was a time foreign airlines could not repatriate profit.

4. Creating tension in the Niger Delta by going after militants.

rationalmind:
Phone might be on loudspeaker....lol

with the home screen fully displayed, na it's not possible.

1kinggy:
Hello gurus,

I have astra 3A/Multitv (23e) and 16e on a 90cm dish with the multitv as my primary. There was a strong wind last week and the dish shifted along its axis. Knowing the problem, I decided to rotate it along the axis till I get back my signals. The strange occurrence is that my 16e channels are now showing on the multitv settings.. lnb, diseqc configuration, etc but I can't get a. Single multitv channel. Also, the signal strength on my 16e set up won't pass 8%.

I've switched the configuration, even the cables but the problem remains.

Any suggestion on what could be the cause and how to resolve it?

Cheers

Shift it a bit to your left while standing behind the dish.

chloedogie:
When it's a bad news why are u guys always happy to make comments and turn prophets of doom? It goes up to 200 u say it's a fake rise, it falls to 500 u say you knew it. If Nigeria were to be ur personal business will u always speculate bad tins for her? No white man will come here to repair tins for us we will. Learn to stay positive In life so as to lways attract positive things. Cheers all d same.

Hmmmmmmmmm, abeg go church and do fasting and prayer make he change. People dey talk reality u dey talk wetin one pesin dey think. When dem no do the correct thing na wetin pesin think go correct am?

Olami90:
so the man would have marry the former fiancee if he had not met the friend(through her) he married now?? knowing fully well the former fiance is full of flaws he isn't comfortable with, but wanted to marry her.
#ConfusedMan

That's how people ignorantly get themselves into a terrible marriage with their eyes widely opened to red flags

You should understand that some women think because of their beauty, her man should just be grateful she is dating him out of all the thousands of toasters. Some don't even bother to do little things to please the man, like chatting, cooking food, even how to serve the food, etc.

So when a friend sees these little requirements they tend to show the man, they can change and accommodate.

I have witnessed where two friends almost fought just for the fact that the friend advised her to treat the boyfriend better. The friend was of the opinion that the guy was not even that demanding and the little things creating problems are not that difficult or require much from the friend.

Many men in present day Nigeria have experienced this kind of scenario, only the question of morality prevents them from marrying their babe's friend, or the girl is not comfortable to marry her friend's guy. While some damn the consequences and go ahead.

me too

Jalubarika:
Lies everywhere.

Bros wetin you want make dem do again? e better make dem continue to dey dish the lies small small so that their zon bs go get something to hyperventilate about.

The same boko haram wey dem say get sophisticated guns more than army, since na so so dane guns I dey see oh, so na this hunters gun been dey make army abandon their machine guns, armored cars etc. run away before?

but sha e get people wey need the lies to survive.

Doyin2:
People like you just talk with leaking mouths,no supporting evidence or authority to back up your senseless comments.

Is forcing a president to sack an executive part of Senate independence?Is that not actually a breach of executive independence ?Which law has Buhari not obeyed concerning this matter?

There is no case of rubber stamping here.The senate had exercised its right not to confirm MAGU. President Buhari is exercising his own right to retain MAGU as the acting EFCC chairman,in accordance with section 171 of the constitution.

Legal illiterate like you should note that the constitution is superior to any senate rules or resolution.The senate is not the law,the law comprises of the Constitution and an Act of parliament!!!


Now Who is bulling who?:

1.A senate that wants to blackmail the president to sack acting EFCC chairman,contrary to section 171 of the constitution ?
2.or a president that is exercising his powers under section 171 of the constitution.

171. (1) Power to appoint persons to hold or act in the offices to which this section applies and to remove persons so appointed from any such office shall vest in the President.
(2) The offices to which this section applies are, namely -
(a) Secretary to the Government of the Federation;
(b) Head of the Civil Service of the Federation;
(c) Ambassador, High Commissioner or other Principal Representative of Nigeria abroad;
(d) Permanent Secretary in any Ministry or Head of any Extra-Ministerial Department of the Government of the Federation howsoever designated; and
(e) any office on the personal staff of the President.
(3) An appointment to the office of the Head of the Civil Service of the Federation shall not be made except from among Permanent Secretaries or equivalent rank in the civil service of the Federation or of a State.
(4) An appointment to the office of Ambassador, High Commissioner or other Principal Representative of Nigeria abroad shall not have effect unless the appointment is confirmed by the Senate.
(5) In exercising his powers of appointment under this section, the President shall have regard to the federal character of Nigeria and the need to promote national unity.
(6) Any appointment made pursuant to paragraphs (a) and (e) of subsection (2) of this section shall be at the pleasure of the President and shall cease when the President ceases to hold office;
Provided that where a person has been appointed from a public service of the Federation or a State, he shall be entitled to return to the public service of the Federation or of the State when the President ceases to hold office.

You said the president is exercising is powers, then why is he sending them to the senate?

Tundellinium:
The continuous clash between the Legislators and Executives, is it a progression or regression in the Democracy of Nigeria? Any political analyst in house?

None of the above because both are only protecting their individual interest and not the interest of the masses.

modelmike7:
Glad we still have some sensible people in our country. . . . ( just reading that the bunch of corrupt sinator just invited him to the house for this facts he stated here )... May all the enemies of Nigeria never know peace!!

Smarta -rse since the senators are acting childish, why send names to them? or you think they are just rubber stamps?

guest12345:
May your sense never return to the normal position. Your healthy father can never seat among your community elders forum.

Go to school, and find the difference between healthy and sick. then come back to nairaland.

akashi01:
India oshim..na Igbos suppose dey go dia and develop am for them

I no blame you, I blame the pesin wey tell you to go for deliverance instead of to direct you go night school, because your illiteracy no get cure.

APC has brought disgrace and insults to nigerians all over the world. Nigerians have lost all iota of respect from all over the the world, imagine a country being ruled by a sick general

Abbeyme:
Please Nairalanders,

What will it cost us to go back to 1975.

Seems it was the turning point for Nigeria. It caught Nigerians unaware.

That was before the oil boom, can we forget about crude oil?

botad:
5 down, many more to go.

Baba, abeg when will Saraki and Co be sacked too?

Leave nairaland, go night school e go epp you.

I dey hungry, how this dino matter fit take give me garri to eat.

lol, for naija

Wetin do her

Thanks for the good advice.

Thif-nubu must finish this man.

hmmmmmmm,

4 9ja devil sef dey go church.

ichommy:
Sacred Apostles Church individuals in Ilaje Local Government Area of Ondo State have rioted to dissent the proceeded with conclusion of their congregation.

Individuals from the Holy Apostles Church, Ayetoro in Ilaje Local Government Area of Ondo State turned out in their numbers on Sunday to challenge the proceeded with conclusion of their congregation by the police.

As per Punch, the congregation was shut around the request Ondo State Police Command in January 2016 after an authority emergency in the group.

The individuals say that the congregation is the main church that all individuals from the group go to and whoever is the leader of the riverine group is the leader of the congregation. They asked the administration to reach their guide and end the emergency.


It was likewise accumulated that continuation of the conclusion, individuals from the group were not able love. Amid the dissent on Sunday, admirers who were in their formal attire conveyed notices with various engravings, for example, 'Open our place of love', " Freedom of love is our privilege here,' 'All we are stating, we require a position of among others.

An individual from the group on state of namelessness unveiled that the congregation was at first shut down for a while yet was revived on November 8, 2015 and later shut down again on January 11, 2016 for the second time by the police.

One of the pioneers of the congregation, Mr. Lawrence Lemamu, who talked with writers on the advancement bemoaned that the legislature and police specialist were denying them of their key human appropriate to venerate in the place where there is their fathers.

He stated, "Serving God in love is vital and fundamental to the foundation of this group by our ancestors. Ayetoro is about adoring God."

In any case, another pioneer of the congregation, Bishop Eretan, said the congregation was put under secure in light of the fact that the issue in the group bothered from the congregation, taking note of that it was a piece of the measure utilized to quiet the wronged parties before government swims into settle the emergency.

Eretan said that the conclusion was prescribed as a brief answer for the issue to deflect comparative emergency which initially emitted in 1986, when a life was lost in the common distress.

"Religious emergency is extremely hazardous. In the event that we are not cautious many lives might be lost. A similar instrument utilized then we have connected." he clarified.


http://www.emmanuelbabatunde.com/2017/03/irate-holy-apostles-church-members.html

Someone, please help a brother understand what is happening with interpretation

This is 9ja, with the right connection you can be a banker, civil servant, perm secretary, politician, etc, endless opportunities await you.

none

redbeans:
Penile fracture has to do with a tear in the ligament supporting the penis to the pubic area. It affects erection, the shape of the device and causes pains to the 'fatboy.' Some causes are: hitting the 'nunu' on a hard surface while erect, wild masturbation, forceful penetration of a tight a.ss/punany and mostly cowgirl style [some girls lean backwards while on it].

In a sexual era where guys are only given a 5 star in 'the other room' when they act really aggresive, BE CAREFULL. The future of our 'screwdriver' should be safeguarded .

So we should fry brown beans?

Crappy pastor with crappy followers.

Groovenaija360:
Just when you think you have seen all,yet the day breaks with another hilarious event.

As shared today by a Facebook user named Becky Uahomo, of a man pictured in a wedding banner with two ladies one on his right hand and the other on the left.

And i asked my self could this be possible, where will this take place,so i took a closer look at the banner only to discover that its happening in Delta state.

Will this couple be wedded in the Church?? which pastor will do this?

If your are a Pastor will you wed them?? please comment below!!

Source: http://groovenaija360.com/man-set-to-wed-two-ladies-at-the-same-daytime-and-church-in-delta/

Are you seeing church or someone's compound. Simple comprehension and logical reasoning you cant, but you expect people to read your blog!!!