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SportsRe: Brazil Vs Netherlands: World Cup 3rd Place (0 - 3) On 12th July 2014 by Agrika: 9:29pm On Jul 12, 2014
Abeg make brazil win ds match ooo....so dat ds man go fit chop.
CultureRe: Lazy Men:urhobo Men As A Case Study by Agrika: 9:22pm On Jul 12, 2014
You all know is true
FamilyRe: Rape Victim, 16, Speaks Out After Photos Of Her Assault Were Spread Online by Agrika: 5:19pm On Jul 12, 2014
Nonso23: Those are your words not mine .
then wat exactly are you saying, u no get talk jor just dey make noise up and down.
CelebritiesRe: Adaeze Yobo Shares Swimwear Photos by Agrika: 5:01pm On Jul 12, 2014
Odiegwu
CelebritiesRe: Adaeze Yobo Shares Swimwear Photos by Agrika: 4:44pm On Jul 12, 2014
kaeto: Yoruba caveman. even an ageing igbo lady beats silly the yam tuber yoruba looking girls, not to even mention their culture of filt.
erm! I think he is igbo too
PoliticsRe: Delta PDP Chairman, Youths, Beat Up Former PDP National Chairman's Wife by Agrika: 4:38pm On Jul 12, 2014
Big shame on those who feel nothing is wrong with what happened to this woman, even if she attacked d man first ehen! so what.....u could hv simply played the victim to the nigerian press (a simple case of stooping to conquer)....u simply hv no right to raise ur hand on a woman, another man's wife for that matter. Shame! Shame! Shame!
FamilyRe: What Kind Of Dream Is This? by Agrika: 6:55am On Jul 11, 2014
Fast and pray, i think God is trying to tell u something
FamilyRe: Teenage Pregnancy; Any Benefit? by Agrika: 10:14pm On Jul 10, 2014
simple2004: let me continue..... my friends began to discuss about a particular girl. they have all `toasted' her but the've all met a brickwall,some of them even got reported to the principal. i made some investigation concerning the girl and discovered she is a paragon of beauty! all her friends had boyfriends then, why she has not yet gotten one..... i'm coming back
say wat u want to say or shut da fuuuck up! Mtcheww.....for ur mind u think say here na romance section be this.....this section is filled with mums and dads who have the gigantic task of warning and protecting thier daughters from guyz like u...
FamilyRe: (married Only)how Do You Signal To Your Partner That You Are In The Mood For Sex by Agrika: 9:57pm On Jul 10, 2014
Signal ke, i just reach down his boxers and GRAB "it".....him go understand d "signal" sharpally
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by Agrika: 8:45pm On Jul 10, 2014
Harmvirus: Bia onye ofe mmanu a gbawa door kita o maka ndu gi o tupu umu igbo atuo gi utu aka
bia biko nwanne ignore d Fool, whenever d word "igbo" is mentioned, his 2.5'' "thingy" erects.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Agrika: 8:52pm On Jul 08, 2014
I cant really classify this as a blind date sha....but here is my story...by d way am cooking, reading and "nairalanding"...so make una forgive any spelling mistake or grammatic "bomb" i might throw.....some years back when i was in level 4(as a 5 year course that was our practical year)......i was treking back from d school farm with my leggedis benz,....i was so tired, dirty and unkempt....plus hunger wan finish me....suddenly one car just parked beside me......Hello! Hello! Excuse me miss...."yea right" i said to myself just what i needed ds hot afternoon....i just bone ds human being just dey waka....ds man no gree ooo....he was just rolling his car dey follow me....attracting d attention of other students.....suddenly he said... Please dear why all this, why are u doing dis to me, at least listen to me na dont u know u are embarrasing me.....eeya d poor guy didnt even know that even if i wanted to i cant even summon myself to listen to him cos i was so hungry and tired....d next thing i knew ds guy dropped his card in between my lecture notes and just sped off....about a year later....when we don graduate....remain to find work.....i somehow "stumbled" upon that card and somehow decided to gv ds guy a call...cos i saw he was working in a similar field related to what i studied in the university...suprisingly he still remembered me....and so we fixed a date on sunday(who knows if na dat date go gv me work) the next day....he was to come and pick me from my parents house (family policy).....that day i just dress up, called my fiancee that i was going out with a "friend" luckily dem popsie don travel....so was alone in d house wt my sis...and i waited...around 6.30am i saw one red merccedes benz just dey cruise around our area cos on dat day he "toasted" me i no even look am once...so i wasn't sure if it was him....i had to call him to confirm...he told me he was d one.....so i directed him to our house....i was alreadly waiting for him at d entrance.....then he came out from d car....Chineke!...i dont really know how to "capture" ds scene in words...but my jaw literally dropped.....see as i come dey look ds man lyk mumu...Jesu! Denzel Washington ai'nt got shiitttt on ds man....as in d guy was too damn fine...he was huge (just d way i like them) and dark in complexion.....me wey dey form say i tall see d way i resemble cockcroach near ds man...i know my fiancee is "phine" bt ds man come make am resemble "houseboy" near am.....we went to a date and he was a gentleman through and through....he was like babe i didnt know u were ds fine had it been i knew i couldnt hv let u go on dat day....i just smiled...if only he knew wat was going on my mind.....he wanted the relationship to progress....but it was too late...my wedding was already scheduled to take place in d next 2 months....so in the end i didnt get any job but i learnt one lesson in life never underate any one in life....everybody no matter how annoying or insignificant they appear to be deserve ur attention even if na for 1 sec sef.
Kurunkus!
FamilyRe: She's Fond Of Doing This.... by Agrika: 7:07am On Jul 08, 2014
nairalife2013: u are wrong Agrika dear. Very wrong. I have seen women who still stay with thier cheating husbands who also batter them untop! Don't go there! Wen we sit demdem(just men), we talk a lot about women. I hear a lot! I am a counsellor now, on "How to marry a goodwoman" I dated my wife for four years befor I concluded she is a material. I pushed her to d most rough of walls! U can't fake goodness wid David! I hid all my money thro d four years of our courtship and drilled her in d crude sense of a man wellversed in d game. I had myriad of other ladies in my life; I battered her and still go back to beg. I feigned penury and sat eating her sch fees in d early stage. I faked serious anger sent her away from my house when all she did was make a kitchen mistake a third time; I zeroed my mind and flung her things outside but she hung to me and cried and bugged! I went further and pushed her to d door step and she hit her head and had a cut! Yet she was still weeping and telling me she loved me so much and dat living widout me will literally kill her slowly. Pls I don't want to remember all these. I needed a woman I can entrust my life with and go to sleep. A woman I can love and die for- a woman whose children she bore for me I can love as much cos I love thier mom. Only a very few beautiful women can be dat good. I wanted a woman whose excessive love for me will be my inspiration to work hard and be d man. I could have still married someone else who had a lesser love for me but I would have been more reserved in dealing wid her interms of welfare and care. She wouldn't control my finances nor know I hav a vault somewhere- this would have affected my kids and I wouldnt mind. But I didn't want dat. Many of my sisters are married to even richer men, but none of them equates with my wife's societal status even as she is cool and very humble. AtLeast not at that age when she was just 22 or3. Non of them controls what my wife control, Nor even thier friends upon thier wealth and age. Everyone knows who she is and how much she loves me. When I was satisfied wid her uncommon lifestyle of respect and patience, midway in sch, I had to change the game...I started by paying her sch fees, then went straight and bought her first car for her. Between then and now, she has had a saloon and two suvs. I recently sold one of d suvs cos of infrequent use. upon all I did to her, she has never spoken to me with contempt in his eyes or face. D highest she did was to complain- pls listen to me dear, pls pls. And if I refuse she will quietly walk away and come bak to solicit for my audience. A woman dat once told me "all men are like little boys and will never grow up, u must treat them like u would your own son, no matter how stupid they behave, except u dint love him-itz only d woman's unconditional love and obedience and God dat brings dem bak to thier senses" she admits d difrens btw male and female emotions and has limits to complaints in this regard. Those wheels don't move her even tho we hav passed d time where we can be so broke as to not be able to hav at least one car in the house and still eat and take care of other important needs. Don't go there... U don't know what u don't know. Even my wife schools my mum and many other older women in ways of tolerance and antics of man. Datz how good she is. U won't know pls. Just leave it there. Just live yur life. Thanks
hmm,
FamilyRe: She's Fond Of Doing This.... by Agrika: 9:41pm On Jul 07, 2014
tonychristopher: I just do not know why women prefer to live in foools paradise, its like playing ostrich and do know that at one point in a marriage or the other 96.9% of men cheat and count yourself lucky if he doesnt have children outside and do klnow that men will cheat on you fgor somany things like your all saggy, flatty and open in places meant top be tight,firm and fresh, maybe you have grown fat or maby your naggy.

i must be honest i aint no saint and my wify(God bless her) understand the genetic make up of a man, i still maintain my responsibility sexualy,sensually and emotionally even financially to her...nobnody takes thats a awy..but all these mistresses virtually throw themselves on us sweet dudes(Thank lord for making us cool) but it still a mans world you know

A concubine was a second-rate citizen, a chattel, a possession and could be easily discarded by her master. In today's society, a woman who choses to cohabit with a man might not be perceived as a concubine, but she is absolutely selling herself short. Yet the law of the land encourages such behaviour because she can claim a share in any property, or seek maintenance for any children from the union, even though the couple are not married. Since the permissive 60's and "free love," marriage has been denigrated and cast aside by people who think it's okay to live together and enjoy all the fun of cohabitation, but as soon as problems arise, they can go their separate ways. They don't want commitment, least of all taking on the responsibility of a life-long partnership.

It seems like it's now the norm for men and women to live together like husband and wife but without going to the trouble and expense of getting married because they want to "try it out" and if it doesn't work, they can just go their separate ways. They fail to understand why marriage is desirable and very necessary if children come along. They want to "have their cake and eat it too" and duck out of the responsibilities and make a quick exit the minute the going gets tough.


It seems there's a growing trend of "shacking up" and living together rather than committing oneself to marriage these days. Reminds me of when people in ages past settled for concubines instead of wives. Doesn't opting for a concubine instead of a wife essentially say to the woman that you're not worth marrying? And you're only here to meet my sexual needs/desires?
somebody pls make him stop
FamilyRe: She's Fond Of Doing This.... by Agrika: 9:35pm On Jul 07, 2014
nairalife2013: she is not dependent. She loves me and has never regretted marrying me. Only a few women can lead her kind of respectful and forgiving life. Thatz a true mother and a real wife! Thatz is why God has stupendous bless her. And am on d brink of letting all dates go. It's not d money dat is controlling her. She has always bn like dat. Am very careless. She is d only carefully thing in my life. She holds my life wid God. I can't do widout her.I spoil her becos I truly know who she is from d start. I protect her like a baby or an egg. I check her skin all day to make sure she has no scratch. I listen to her breath. I sit and watch as she sleep and wish all women Wer like her. From your comment u expect she should go. She is a complete woman wid a liberated mind.Also, Thank u for your wishes of aids. But u don't know who I am. I am David. U came too late.
hehehe, u think so,...*just thinking* how i wish u can withdraw all those "privillages" she so much enjoy...trust me u will see d real nigerian woman.....no woman i repeat no woman ever no matter how cool, holy, decent, modest she is ever comfortable wt d idea of sharing her man with another...... Ds is just a simple case of crying in a jeep Vs smiling in a bike.
FamilyRe: To Report A Cheating Wife To Her Husband Or Not, What's Your Take? by Agrika: 8:17pm On Jul 07, 2014
Heeeeh.....ds is dangerous ground ooo....i remember when i was 17, a close family friend's wife asked me if i have been seeing one particular woman with her hubby...i replied her innocently that i hv been seeing the woman in the man's office plus in his car.....that was it ooo....the next day the man a professor called my Dad and was threatening fire and brimestone....he accused my Dad of sending his daughter to break his family cos it turned out d woman told her hubby that i was d one who "reported" him to her.....less than a year later the woman packed out with her kids because of this man's extra-marital affairs.....now if u ask this woman why she packed out ...she will tell u she packed out because a 17 yr old gal who was going out wt her hubby and even had the nerve to confront her about cos it turned out dat was d story her hubby gv her......they say once beaten twice shy in my case make it "thrice" shy.....e fit be say true true d woman na gba away match.....but one thing u should know is that such women easily know how to locate and press thier hubby's "mumu" button....u fit go report now....once dem enter bedroom story go change....she fit even say na u dey pursue am sef.....so please thread very carefully..
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nine Of The World's Most Controversial Photographs by Agrika: 9:45pm On Jul 05, 2014
virago: The child is a little girl
Ooooooooooh!
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nine Of The World's Most Controversial Photographs by Agrika: 8:49pm On Jul 05, 2014
sweetguy10: The girl will never forgive America and revenge she will, that's if she can survive the trauma first
walahi, later they start wondering how suicide bombers came to be...
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nine Of The World's Most Controversial Photographs by Agrika: 8:48pm On Jul 05, 2014
virago: Girl you mean
am mean as in how?
RomanceRe: I'm Obsessed With Milfs/cougars by Agrika: 8:46pm On Jul 05, 2014
Watever rocks ur boat....
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nine Of The World's Most Controversial Photographs by Agrika: 8:36pm On Jul 05, 2014
That pic of that iraqi boy, Samar, dreenched in his parent's blood brought tears to my eyes, War is not good.
Science/TechnologyRe: Update On Snakes Tangled In Electric Lines In Benin by Agrika: 8:42am On Jul 05, 2014
kuzee: you be ashawo?
no offence plz
wasted sperm!
Science/TechnologyRe: Update On Snakes Tangled In Electric Lines In Benin by Agrika: 8:36am On Jul 05, 2014
bizngr: Hahahaha, Benin people serious...

GOOD NIGHT JOKE:

After their return from Brazil World cup, the Super Eagles were so ashamed of their defeat that they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognized. Mikel disguised himself as a monk and was walking on the street when suddenly an old lady walked up to him and said "Mikel how far na?". Mikel was so surprised that he ran away annoyed that the old woman could recognize him despite his disguise.
................
Disappointed, he went home and dressed as a pregnant woman, again he bumped into the same old lady and she said, "Mikel how far na, see as you just run the other day". Confused and frustrated Mikel asked "but mama how do you keep recognizing me despite my disguises"? The old lady replied: "Hahaha, Mikel na wa for you oh, look me well na, It's me Yobo".
grin grin grin
chai ds is epic....*falls from mango tree*
CrimeRe: Man Repeatedly Molested An 11-Yr-Old Girl In Lagos by Agrika: 8:34am On Jul 05, 2014
Useless fool na wetin carry am come naija...Idiot!.....d community people sef too dull sef
CelebritiesRe: BET Awards Made Tiwa Savage & Mafikizolo Perform For Technicians & Passersby by Agrika: 8:03am On Jul 05, 2014
Abbey2sam: Beyonce`
who tell u na Onyeka Onwenu
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Experienced Betrayal? by Agrika: 10:16am On Jul 03, 2014
DesChyko: There is this guy named Chima. He is the brother to a househelp who assisted my grandparents living in a rural area for almost eight years during my much younger years.
It happened that when I came to fully reside in the East, after the loss of my grandmother, Chima began to come close to me. I couldn't deny him the chance, in appreciation of how his brother toiled for my grandparents.
He had access to food, money and even, room space in the house, since I'm almost always alone.
However, some of his qualities like being a careless talker, irrational actions and practically making reference to my father's wealth anytime I speak of money troubles tripped my patience with him, and eventually, I severed the ties, and kept my distance from him. That was almost three months ago.
There is also this well known homosexual, a palmwine tapper, whose escapades are frowned upon by the entire town. However, I maintain a friendly disposition towards this man, for his innumerable help materially, towards me. Never for once, had he spoken of such in my presence.
Two weeks ago, Chima spoke of a plan to attack him. I told Chima openly that if I get wind of the modus operandi, I will let the man know because he is my friend. Chima said nothing.
The next evening, there was a meeting at the market square for the youths. However, I just came back from work and was very very tired. Also, the youths were being too volatile and boisterous in their arguments or comments in a meeting, so I do not really look forward to such meetings. I stayed behind.
Later that night, my cousin who lives on the same family compound with me came to tell me what transpired at the meeting. He said that the homosexual man was attacked by the youths and his phone seized.
He also said Chima had said the attack is a revenge on the guys that the homosexual had taken advantage of, including me. Chima also said that he had been asking me to confess, but I refused.
As usual, I took my cousin's comments with caution, and went to verify from four other youths who were at the meeting. I eventually found out that even elderly men and women were present at the meeting, and the news of my alleged involvement with the homosexual had spread like wildfire around the market. I was totally devastated.
Each time I passed there, I feel people are looking at me strangely and two men have openly questioned me about it, to which I claimed ignorance.
I will have to change location soon. And as for Chima, I feel really worse, but I won't let my emotions lead my line of action.
eeya i feel for you, be consoled and try to forgive and forget
CultureRe: Why Do Nigeria Men Prefer Male Child To Female Child by Agrika: 9:41am On Jul 03, 2014
charles316: In nigeria,the male child is preferably because they are more focused in life. The girls grow up to be promiscous(they never admit it or see anything wrong in it).
promiscous as in how?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Project Manager Vacancy At An NGO In Portharcourt. Taking Applications Now! by Agrika: 8:55am On Jul 03, 2014
Hello where is the NGO located in ph
EducationRe: Meet The Hottest Guys In Bells University (photos) by Agrika: 9:43pm On Jul 02, 2014
Wait a min....una mean say na sec sch Shildren be this...Whew...*where are ds kids growing too*
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Child Bride Facing Execution For Killing Abusive Husband by Agrika: 3:19pm On Jul 02, 2014
tintingz: Go and read about the Catholics accounts on Mary's age when she married Joseph.
which catholic account? Am a catholic and have never read such account....maybe you should help us and provide the account..who knows who might "benefit" from it...besides if you want to argue in favour of early marriage please dont use ancient "happenings" as proof or backup because as at then life expectancy was really very low thus girls were required to marry early so as to produce more sons....this practice was very common among the arabs and thier neighbours because a lot of wars were being raged during that period and thus sons were required to enlist into the military...
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Child Bride Facing Execution For Killing Abusive Husband by Agrika: 3:18pm On Jul 02, 2014
tintingz: Go and read about the Catholics accounts on Mary's age when she married Joseph.

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