Davash222:
Lazy people!

How can you call them lazy?

Nigerian government is intentionally playing games with the masses.

They know very well the consequences of the action they're taking, but they want the masses to learn the hard way, since they have been clamoring for the lockdown to be eased.

This is not fair from many angles.
They should look for a way to help the people and not to put them through unnecessary risk.

Fake names, fake story.

2nd paragraph, drugged her cousins

6th paragraph, seduced her cousins

Inconsistent

Did he show any COVID19 symptoms before his death? I guess not.

Well, his test result will prove that.

RIP Emir of Kaura

It is called infatuation. Everything can change the moment you set eyes on the person.

Therefore, it is not advisable to pronounce it Love at this stage.

Ezennwa:
Na Dem!

One of the suspected Agent of Darkness speaking,

what do I know.

Are you the one suspecting him?

He's making a good point abeg

What is special about the broadcast that 50 million people would want to tune in.

What information does he want to pass across?

Well, if he has a solution for COVID19, I will be more than happy to tune in. But if all he will do is to castigate PMB, then it's a waste of time

You are 98% correct.

I have seen it happen, over and again

Where will they get the money from

Sad

Rochasewele:
Due to boredom during this lockdown me and my babe decided to prank each other. The prank she played on me has been giving me sleepless night. What happened in the prank is not the bone of contention and I don't have the time to write a descriptive essay on it but how well she executed it and how smooth it went is why am bothered. I Know you are wondering why this is a problem. But to be honest the way she decieved me in the prank has got me thinking about most of excuses and stories she gives to me. Especially when I catch her with something fishy. This girls deception skill in the prank is just too good. If this girl can pull such a stunt on me so professionally then she can cheat without traces. All the stories she's been telling me and am believing. This girl is a very good actress I swear. This is a girl I see as loyal. Which means she might be lying to me about all the chats, calls and going out.Chaiii

How do you expect one to understand your predicament without knowing what this girlfriend of yours did.

WWJD.

You already know the answer man

It isn't a new trend at the moment.

Over 30 million Americans have lost their jobs already.

It is a trying time for individuals and organizations all over the world.

That you still have your job till date is a privilege. Everything can change in a moment. Be grateful

I have this online matured friend that i have.we always chat see talk

Talk true, what have you two been talking about?

That boldness to ask didn't come out of the blue.

Any where you see free nyash, big or small, old or young, men must gather.

If you doubt this, set up a bar in the most remote place, take time and observe the turnover of male customers.

Just introduce a semi naked lady to the place, the result will amaze you.

AlfaSeltzer:


You must have had an awo free education.

Remember, I said that I have no idea. It was only a question.

If you start arresting everyone that insults PMB on social media, I'm afraid you will run out of cell space.

This is a Democratic government

Children Of Dead Victim, Pastor Test Positive In Rivers

Wouldn't the heading be easier to read and understand if you simply add a conjunction "and"?

Children Of Dead Victim and Pastor Test Positive In Rivers

I have no idea.

Modified...

The heading has been modified with a conjunction added
Lala I hail oo

How has she been cleaning her body since birth.

With ashes and dry clothes

Bring them on, I'm waiting...

Things are really happening.

Lord protect your people

Someone said they will now be selling Agbo for COVID19

NockMedia:
Is it just me 'cause I fink blacks love to brag and show off alot.
The wealthy Arabs and whites don't boast the way blacks do.
Maybe it's in our DNA or something.

Did you say the wealthy Arabs, I don't think you really know them.

An Arab man will intentionally park his Bugatti strategically for people to admire the car, knowing fully well that he will be getting a parking ticket for wrong parking.

That's the level of their show off

What goes around surely comes around.

Enjoy your fruitful harvest

We are in big trouble in this country.

Everyone wants lockdown lifted but the virus is still spreading like wildfire

Noted

No end at side

But how did the guy get her account details?

This question settles the matter at hand.

Great MOG. God bless your new age papa

Someone decided to be fair with the national cake. Good one Dickson