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This is incredulously beautiful, God bless the union

I remember a similar threat about 4 years ago or so from supposedly boko haram. I was just chilling in Indy hall's JCR waiting for the said bombs to go off.
What is with Islam and terrorism?

Incrizz:
Do tell me about Xena and Venus sometime. I want your version, not google's

Lol...you are so funny lol.
No.
Related more to: let me try to explain.
You are male, I am female right? Males are strong, females are weak(right? hehe )
That mannish, that male thingy, whatever it is, must be felt (not in anyway talking about intimacy), must show through. And we do anything to make that happen. (Gosh I don't even know what I'm typing anymore ). Can't explain further. But I think it's a way of judging if we're safe around you, should you ever get into the "beastly" mode/mood.

Sincerely, I think I'm a handful I don't think someone who's got no mastery of his emotion can deal. Infact, I pity him in advance lol.

No not clairvoyant.
Have you ever heard about the Holy Spirit of God? Well He is a person and reveals stuff, God's mind to God's children.

The dream I had, if I should share it with you, may hardly make any sense but I knew what it meant. Whether you beliver it or not, the ball has been set roling for the antichrist's rule. That dream just let's me know that the plot just got thicker. You see this recession or hardhip or whatever is going on in the world? Things like these would make it easy for people to receive him, when he promises and gives relief.
Atheist who all want a sign before they believe, would get more than enough when the antichrist causes signs and wonders and lightening to appear in the sky at will.
(I am to open a thread for this though)

So are you a philosopher, or a hunter or a psychologist or what?

Hahaha, that's gonna be a bit difficult considering Google is all knowing. Funny thing is I've never actively googled them, my knowledge is restricted to glimpse of their characters from movies. How about I actively Google them out and tell why I think you are a cross of the two?

We are doing compliments already

Let me see if I read you correctly, you are saying ¹it's to test your partner's commitment just like the female eagle example where she keeps dropping twig from different heights to see if the male eagle will swoop to get the twig?

² To see if you can cope with his worst behavior?

That detail has been filed to the archives

Yes, I've. Seen as the comforter in some parlance.
I like your analysis of the situation though I will admit you are sounding like a conspiracy theorist.
Do mention me when you open the thread, I'm open to learning.

The hunter part got me ROTFL, my answer depends on your definition of the 3 roles

Trust you had a good night sleep.

Incrizz:
I'm so glad you did. 'Been hoping you would do something about it...whew!


On track in a way.
Like, acting in a way to see how wild YOU can get. And most times, those things I do to have a feel of that "cave man" , I'm not serious about it but just joking but you would not know.

I'm not alking about expensive jokes and lies. No.

Anything to know how wild you can get...I'm usually at the peak of playfulness when this happens. But you would never know.
You'd be so involved in the process that the giggles and laughter may leave you stewing in anger even more.


Most ladies have it or do it but are just not aware of it.
Makes any sense

Whatever. *rolls eyes*

Haha.. Anything for the Xena-Venus cross breed lady..

Are those things by chance related to say lighting a spark with stones or go hunting for wild animals

Ok... My curiosity level has officially peaked, you must be quite a handful..

Hahaha, not judging. This infrequent burst of 'craze' I believe is one of those things that makes you exciting

BTW, your siggy.. Are you like the clairvoyant?

It's obvious nairalanders don't read. Koffi's grouse is with Kiss Daniel's management not Kiss Daniel himself. Whatever rocks their boats sha

Incrizz, I had to bring you to your own thread as we have literally taken over someone else's.
Well I happen to struggle with using the right words to describe things but let me give it a try.

I will say the 2% involves going wild - a deviation from what you would have done on a normal day or a deviation from what society expects. You know damn the consequences kind of act as long as I'm having fun.

Am I on track?

Motun03:
you guys think you are the only one using girls for sex abi?
i bet she just enjoyed the big d while her fiance is away

thats karma bro
take heart

What are we saying, what are you saying? Berra act like your hairline and fallback...

Back to the matter, Op should quit acting the victim. You were both matured enough to decide what kind of relationship you both wanted but you chose to be a coward when things were getting intense so you've no right to say she used you. Take responsibility for what has happened and never forget the lesson learnt

Incrizz:
Gosh Agrovick, I was already putting on my full armour for war!! Thank God you answered

Okay, I remember the thread. Where you the guy that attacked me there
Was this your moniker there? I'm tempted to go back there just to search for you.

Aww thanks Gro
3000 wow!

Hahaha, now that's an image I will like to see. You're probably gonna end up as a breed of Xena and Venus.

Nah, I didn't attack you plus I doubt if I posted there, I was more of a passenger but I remember your moniker standing out during the course of my followership.

Can you define the intense 2%

Incrizz:
Agrovick I met your conditions, you said so, so tell me where

Hahaha, you've not forgotten how we got here. Niice. Remember the improve your dating game thread from 2013? PS - This post been my 3000th post Nl data attack is dedicated to you

Sweet ride...
God punish recession.

Incrizz:
Lol...

If you hate snitches, and then suspect that a site is a snitch, a bad snitch, I tell ya, you would want nothing to do with them, however trendy.

Modified
You got impressed, so tell me where

Hahaha, so you think the Oga at the top here is not snitching? I'd like to hear your snitching experience though.

BTW, You just succeeded in taking us back to where you escaped from but I'm gonna let it slide
As regards the how, your offer in the penultimate post got me lost, I'm usually the one getting folks lost. Are we in the 98% or 2

Incrizz:
Lol...
Okay.
I would finally shove my dislike for facebook aside and open an account sooner than I would love to.

Impressed yet?

Clap yourself! You succeeded in getting me slightly off balance. That is impressive in my books
Just Holup, you are not on Facebook? How is that even possible? I'm curious

Nice piece, Tiri gbosa for the Op

Let me just mark my presence here, to be candid a no sex relationship is a no no for me. At the initial stage of the relationship I'm ok with no sex, 2,3 months after I better be prospering in her Canaan land

Everything has its own appointed time.

Incrizz:
Lol... Bribery is corruption

Are you not a Nigerian? Now stop tryna wriggle your way out of this

...

Incrizz:
With what?

I'm flexible, impress me

There is obviously a need to strike a balance to avoid stories that touch.

Bready:
did you later call them?

I just did, the two numbers kept ringing without been picked.

Incrizz:
Where?

Bribe me

jagugu88li:
He's coming back, he has to

Thebachelor, form busy then come finish what you started On second thought, Claire probably delivered

Hahaha! Do fish him out, this story needs to be completed.

LastMumu:
OK sir. I'll alert you once any opening comes up. Regards.

Very much appreciated sir

jagugu88li:
Does anyone know why Thebachelor's moniker is now Nobody? I've been seeing this for a while now. Someone.....anyone

It means he has deactivated his account, unless he comes back with another moniker this story is gone for good. To think I was looking forward to his update

EternalTruths:
It is also vice versa.

If you reduce interest rate and industries go and borrow to import semi finished materials, it will put more pressure on the forex which in turn will increase price of goods and services.


Nigeria is like a man trap between an angry bear and a hungry lion


The problem is our inability to produce locally as a result of our technological backwardness due to our outdated educational system

I agree with the bold but at the same time the finished product to be derived locally means there is a substitute available for consumption, the worth of the value added to the imported semi finished material stays within the country.

What do you suggest as the way forward?

EternalTruths:
If you increase interest rate and you fail to increase industrial production, what will be the outcome especially in an economy like us that is import oriented

Increasing interest rates will cause a decrease in production as manufacturers will find it difficult to obtain capital to operate, meaning it's likely going to be cheaper to import than to produce locally. This will result in to redundancy of local producers and a strain on the country's reserve.

My opinion is subject to review by people who are more experienced.

I smh at the comedians who posted the first 10 comments or thereabout on this thread.
A recession means little money is in circulation, a way to tackle this is to reduce interest rates so as to encourage borrowing and discourage saving so that money can be spent in order for the economy to pick up. Another way is for govt to increase her spending while also reducing tax collection in order to keep money in the economy.
Emefiele, Adeosun and Buhari - Which way abeg? Epp our country.

LastMumu:
The position of a finance analyst is currently open where I work. If you studied Accounting, made a minimum of 2.1, and you are interested in the job, kindly forward your CV to my email lastmumu@gmail.com on or before 6pm Friday this week.

Thanks

Lastmumu

Oga friedplantain, do alert me if an entry-level role is available. I'm looking forward to this analyst kind of role but my degree is in Agricultural Economics.
Ejo e epp career mi.

Got a similar text, I've been combing nairaland to get a hint on the role and what I've gotten so far points to marketing. Will put a call through to one of the numbers included to make enquiries tomorrow.

modupetemie:
You are Invited for Test and Interview,on Monday 19th September,2016 by 8.30.am,at SOL Office 27/29,3rd Floor,King George V,Road Opposite Ghana High Restaurant Onikan Lagos Island, Lagos,Come with your CV,Original and Photocopies of your credentials, NYSC,SSCE,3,Passports Photographs,first degree & Birth Certificate,(Ladies should come along with a Pregnancy Test Result from a Reputable Hospital)Be Formally Dressed in BLACK Suit.Enq?09053903363,www.solnigeria.com....


I just received this,pls how real are they?? You are Invited for Test and Interview,on Monday 19th September,2016 by 8.30.am,at SOL Office 27/29,3rd Floor,King George V,Road Opposite Ghana High Restaurant Onikan Lagos Island, Lagos,Come with your CV,Original and Photocopies of your credentials, NYSC,SSCE,3,Passports Photographs,first degree & Birth Certificate,(Ladies should come along with a Pregnancy Test Result from a Reputable Hospital)Be Formally Dressed in BLACK Suit.Enq?09053903363,www.solnigeria.com....


I just received this,pls how real are they??

Hi, did you honor this invite? If you did, what was it about? I received an invite to come to their Apapa office

The said dude is heartless, haba...

jackie3B:
awwww sum1 should call me those names.I will reciprocate.hshahahsha

Smh! This is the era of equality, ladies first