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halfricanadian:
i can relate o me nd d post are a relation o

You use glasses?

dgalon:
what the heck is myopia ?

Shortsightedness

10) Add your own
Sauce/Source: Me, myself and I
Mods kindly move to the appropriate section, if it doesn't belong here.

9) What goes through your mind when the same people calling you ‘efiko’ start assuming your yanga is too much just because you are always donning fancy spectacles 24/7

iix) One faithful day, you forgot to use your glasses while going out and you hear people hailing you but you just have to wave since you can’t see them

7) How you look after ditching the nerd glasses for fancy spectacles

6) And then you come across people who don’t know you but who assume you are an ‘efiko’ just because you use glasses but you are like

5) How you look after getting fitted by your eye doctor

4) You decide to accept your fate and just get the darn glasses

3) Then the doctor runs some tests and says you need glasses but you are thinking of what the colleagues you made fun of will do to you

2) Then you struggle to at least read but the chart appears like this

1) When you are told to read the snellen chart but you can’t seem to, since you can barely see

All these self righteous agbayas, this reminds me of 3 weeks ago or so when I was coming back from the Barber's shop around 8:30 pm or so, ran into 2 teens making out in one of the numerous corners around. I just passed them and laughed, reminiscing the good old days when boys were running things. Only God can forgive all the sins I committed as a teen.

Iceland here I come, I've always had a thing for Viking lasses self

SWITANN:
lemme just post mine.

Chai! See load. Heavy duty

tbabs10166:
kindly send your cv to Careers.UbaAfrica@ubagroup.com. That's an alternative. And make sure u indicate your country in ur cv.

This alternative worked like magic and I already received an acknowledgment. You rock

Vizkizzy:
This one too will be saying

"I turned down a married man"

In as much as I hate adultery I will have to blame the man going for a lady who looks like a thriller video reject.

Just look at this piece of shiit? How will you feel carrying this thing along to a party when your friends are around?

Gaaawd.... See her teeth like vampire fangs

Holy Moses of Aniocha! Na person sister o

bioduneberry:
Mehn it was a tug of war, I kept getting the error message too even when I tried it on PC. Just keep trying. I will advice you use a PC.


I used Mozilla Firefox.

Got a mail confirm

Nawa o! Let me keep battling it. Thanks

bioduneberry:
Applied.

Hiya! Which browser did you use cos I keep getting an error message every time I try to log in, registration itself took close to 100 years before working.

Smh

Eh God! Yoruba boys again

Warfi City, everytime I enter that city from my riverine community I'm always at alert to avoid stories that touch.

trishapal:
And you'll know how to keep working even when it's not yielding anything

I recommend 15 minutes of sit ups 5 times a week for you.
Court!!!

Elxandre:
by the way, docile is a synonym of Gentle, so you understand the 'context' now?

cc. Agrovick

I believe foladara777 has given an apt definition of docile but I also get your gentle description which I feel is a good thing to describe someone.
We will keep going over this particular argument without a compromise, Ronaldo fans will say he is the better player while Messi fans will say that's not true. Let's just enjoy what the two legends have to offer.
Messi for me any day, any time.

Elxandre:
still better than the always docile and reactionless skipper, messi.

Hehehehehe, go and check the meaning of docile plus Messi just demonstrated how reactive he can be.
Back to Ronaldo, how can you blame someone else for your misfortune (Iceland of all teams). Messi already accepted his and decided retirement is the best but Mr Ronaldo found a way in blaming Iceland.

Chai! After 2 years of steady gbenshing?
2nd hand products everywhere.
Dude acted cowardly though, should have just opened up to you as regards where you both stand.

AccessME:
why can't messi take responsibility for failure like ronaldo is doing? behaving like a kid joor

Mtcheeeww, the same Ronaldo that was acting like a condescending biatch after Portugal failed to beat Iceland or the Ronaldo that was throwing a tantrum after they fell behind to Hungary?

Little finger; the mischievous b@st@rd, always lurking in the shadows to pick crumbs of information to further his deceptive game. Pfft!

All these are just acts to keep her man, she is aware she will lose out if she plays the wild part.
Them girls be forming bad gurls in the early days and then become mother Teresa when it's time to catch a mugu.

Cc apheyz

Ujsizzle: The lady in shiny gown, Queen of the North. Thanks

gj22:
I died in this scene.

The look on the youngest of the sisters was epic. Confusion