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Extreme anger ain't profitable!

ikes9: lol
I'm obsessed with older babes.... 35+ year old chics

okay! Take it easy o

Abeg buy me akara and bread for junction!

experimentist: You no get work abi? Come dey pack my shitt for house na, I go pay u we'll

I go gree blame you? And you go dey form badoo later...smh

bigemmmybig: hmmmm, male virgins dey ooo, stop dey do us like so na

wetin una sabi?

Don't back out!

What if you come leave am, then you go marry pesin wey you no catch red-hand dey do like fish wey dem comot for water and later when you done run long, you come go find out say na winchy winchy winch , wetin you go do?

That time na your turn to go do deliverance o be that!

Gone are the days cute guys trip me!

Team HANDsome guys jawe!

Male Virgins ke? Maybe next world.

Them go sabi the thing?

L = learner

Chilug: Do me a favour don't ever drop that cross

Granted!

*yawns*

*spreads mat*

*pours garri inside bowl*

*add water*

*sieves it*

*add water*

*add sugar and groundnut*

*licks lips*

Mehn! You are missing!

Story story!


@op what do you say your problem is?

Don't advertise what would make them have the intentions!

Nevertheless, it's a cross we carry.

@op tell them o

*yawn*

you had time to even comment?

We girls ehn...make una leave us o with the way God create us.

@op ah hope say you no cry sha? Eyaaah...pele...do odeshi...make e no pain you and act like man pikin.

Next time when she put that kind picture ehn, type "www.You'reUglyAndWhhhOre.getaway"

Thank me later!

Make una bet who go win the cup!

@op take alomo + combine + 2 shots and a little jedi

The Lord God made them all.

Marry her and do IVF whatever if you're in love!

Another option is going to Mountain of Fire so as to pray and ask God for a change of Genotype

Even if I know we'll get married, he must ask o.

Ask officially and it shall be done.

If I need him to ask quickly, our chats will be on proposal talks, like "oh baby do you see how cutely that guy asked her hand in marriage?"

I go show am pictures, movies, etc but if after all these he remains the same, I go withdraw gradually then that time he go do the needful.

Pesin no go fit use me come shine! Naaaah.

McWhillion: That explains the fact that God created the man first so that when the woman came around she will have someone to depend on. It's just like the provisions made for an unborn baby by it's parents before its birth.
That's why women are dependent on the man for daily bread and security.

Eve wouldn't have survived if she was created first.

Says who? You guys are mere fore-runners

Me do get nervous but I'm beating it off now...I'm better than before!

mencade5: hahahahaha...if i hear. Lookatew

me fine! Me know

Chigold101: i see u thats why am following u...

hehehe

They didn't know I didn't go for that vigil

And for Adam there was not found an help meet.

And there we have Eve.

So this should give you a clue to the answer of your question.

mencade5: shut up!

Are you looking for your girlfriend?

Because I don't remember being in a relationship with yew! so e no fit pain me

And it shall be written "...and the girl married another man she met in school".

Believe me. I forgive more even before you offend moi.

Afterall Sweet Jesus says 70 x 7 times per day!

Kslib: I don watch the film.
The guy later die for the end. E pain me sha.

Hahahahaha...really? Are you serious?

@op please where will your funeral take place?

Exit of an Icon!

Sunkyphil: i mean i want to 'work' directly under you,though i would av prefered dat of d 'caretaker' job

Under me ke? Oya write application!

@Op when next you're going to bed, take a cutlass along with you and an arrow just in case.

Because it seems you sleep with thoughts of her. Never worry, take the thoughts of her and those weapons to bed.

I swear them no born am well to follow yew again!

Thank me later!