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CrimeRe: Girl Kidnapped In Kaduna For Being Beautiful (Photos) by ahahnow: 3:05am On Oct 09, 2016
Malawi is now trying to compete with Kenya...
RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Who Must Have Sex With 3 Different Men Every Day (Photos) by ahahnow: 2:53am On Oct 09, 2016
Kenya and nonsense

HealthRe: Help Before I Kill Myself. Body Odour Has Turned Me To A Recluse. by ahahnow: 10:15pm On Oct 07, 2016
do you use dettol? also you may need to cut down on certain foods...maybe you body cant handle them well. try to cut out milk and dairy and garlic as a start to see if what you eat might be the cause.
CelebritiesRe: Emmanuella Nwosu To Wed Uzochukwu Anyiam (Photos) by ahahnow: 8:24pm On Oct 07, 2016
nicerichard05:
Not Bad.

like i said in my previous comment some days back


No matter how cute, fresh. expensive, clean and sexy a T0T0 is, it will always be banged by a nigga somewhere for free.

I actually do not place so much value on T0T0.

Bros na ur own wen Osalobua give u, nack am well well
spoken like a true rapist
CrimeRe: Unclad Lady Climbs On Top Of Kenyan Police Car (pics) by ahahnow: 11:17pm On Oct 06, 2016
And then kenya is wondering why Mark Zukerberg only stayed one day in Kenya and ran away. He does not want to share in Kenya madness. Kenya and nonsense

AgricultureRe: My Cucumber And Tomatoes Farm In Abakaliki, Ebonyi State by ahahnow: 11:04pm On Oct 04, 2016
About your tomatoes...i want to buy about three acres of tomatoes from you, is it possible? Also let me know if I can be buying from you seasonally.
RomanceRe: 17-year-old Girl Stripped Unclad By Wife Of Her Married Lover In Zimbabwe (Pics by ahahnow: 12:13pm On Oct 02, 2016
I actually feel bad for the girl though...Why didnt they unclad the man too? what his pen.is not involved in the cheating situation?
PetsRe: Any Cat Lovers Here On Nairaland?? by ahahnow: 1:14pm On Sep 29, 2016
I used to have two cats. They are soo funny. miss them cry cry
HealthRe: Nigerian Doctor Suspended In Canada Over Sexual Comment (Photo) by ahahnow: 10:28pm On Sep 27, 2016
Nigeria has been disgraced one again
EventsRe: Mannequin Represents Abroad Based Groom At His Traditional Marriage In The East by ahahnow: 10:24pm On Sep 27, 2016
When you must marry oyinbo man by force grin grin grin
RomanceMaking Eba With Peak Milk Ke? by ahahnow(op): 7:50pm On Sep 26, 2016
Na wa oo. It is today I am hearing of this oo. I was on Youtube when I came across a Peak Evaporated Milk video advertisement. Peak Milk is teaching us how to make Eba with Peak Milk shocked shocked shocked shocked Is this a thing now? Is this normal? Who has tried it?

Please check out the link to what I just saw shocked shocked shocked shocked End time Eba shocked shocked shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxuhnTmGqAs
Jobs/VacanciesRe: As A Startup, How Much Should I Pay Workers? by ahahnow: 9:55am On Sep 24, 2016
I suggest you pay your employees 1 million per month. That is not even enough to buy bag of rice
FamilyRe: Oyinbo Man And His Nigerian Wife In Lovely Photo by ahahnow: 5:36pm On Sep 23, 2016
This is the way to go. I encourage all my Nigerian sisters to marry oyinbo men jare...we have suffered too much in the hands of black man
FamilyRe: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by ahahnow: 1:14pm On Sep 13, 2016
thekingisback:
just like yours.
It will only come true with yours
SportsRe: Paralympics: Nigeria In Top 10 On Medals Table In Ongoing. (pics) by ahahnow: 12:46am On Sep 13, 2016
Nonsense disgrace angry angry angry why cant nigeria be first. is it only in corruption we will carry first. mschewwwww
FamilyRe: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by ahahnow: 12:30am On Sep 13, 2016
FrustratedNigga:
and you had to include someone's mother? You must be very stupiiid
your father is stupid. your generation will be stupid
RomanceHaters Won’t Stop Calling Asian-american Miss America Contestant Ugly by ahahnow(op): 5:47pm On Sep 12, 2016
The internet can be a grueling place, especially when it comes to beauty.

Arianna Quan – also known as Miss Michigan – learned this the hard way when trolls online started calling her “ugly” for being an Asian-American Miss America contestant.

According to Cosmopolitan, the 23-year-old diva was born in Beijing, and became a naturalized American citizen at 14 years old after she moved to Detroit at the young age of 6.

Ever since she took home the medal for Miss Michigan in June, Quan’s been criticized in both America and China, by people who think she’s “unfit to represent the Chinese population” because she’s “ugly.”

Although the 23-year-old was at first hurt by the comments, she quickly overcame the shamers by rising above the insults.

Instead of taking the rude comments to heart, she started focusing more on her platform for the upcoming pageant. Her issue is “Being American: Immigration and Citizenship Education.”

In an interview with People, she talked about how she plans on taking the negativity she’s been plagued with and turning it into good:

My goal is to just drive the conversation in an important direction, because there are so many things we have to discuss about immigration and diversity in this country right now.

We admire your optimism, Quan. Never let the haters bring you down, and kick ass on Sunday at the Miss America pageant.

Source: http://elitedaily.com/news/haters-miss-america-arianna-quan-ugly/1605961/

BusinessShipment Of Samsung Smartphones Explodes During Transport, 3 Dead by ahahnow(op): 12:11am On Sep 12, 2016
According to witnesses, a series of explosion took place in the truck’s cargo trailer, setting it ablaze.


Within a few seconds, blazing smarpthones were flying in the air in all directions, hitting nearby vehicles at extremely high speeds.


“It was totally crazy! There were hundreds of flaming phones coming out of the trailer at bullet speed,” says Jamal Anderson, whose car was hit by three phones. “It looked like a huge firework with flames and explosions everywhere.”


Seven nearby vehicles were hit by the flaming projectiles, leading to a dramatic car crash involving 17 vehicles.


Samsung Electronics has already recognized many security issues with it’s new smartphone model.
Several people posted images and videos of charred Galaxy Note 7s online and said their phones had caught on fire or that their phone battery had exploded.

Samsung Electronics finally delayed shipments of its premium Note 7 smartphone, wiping almost $7 billion off its market value.


The phones that exploded were models that had been recalled until further tests have been completed.

Source:http://does.ozock.com/shipment-of-samsung-smartphones-explodes-during-transport-3-dead/5/?utm_source=viralholmes.com&utm_medium=s1&utm_campaign=957&atm=957&sp=2

RomanceAngry Woman Cuts Off Man's joystick For Not Making Eye Contact During Sex[photo] by ahahnow(op): 10:38pm On Sep 11, 2016
A woman in Scottsdale Arizona has been arrested after losing her temper and cutting off a man’s after he allegedly would not look her in the eye during .

Shania Jones attacked Bruce Fox in his home last Thursday. According to Fox, the couple were having when Jones got up all of a sudden, grabbed a kitchen knife and proceeded to slice off the tip of his . The woman then fled the scene quickly leaving Fox laying on the bed bleeding profusely.

Emergency services arrived on the scene and were able to stop the flow of blood before Fox lost consciousness.

The woman has since admitted to the crime claiming that she lost her temper because Fox would not look her in the eye during . She has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon and faces up to 8 years in prison.

Source: http://fons3.ozock.com/angry-woman-cuts-off-mans-penis-for-not-making-eye-contact-during-sex/5/?utm_source=lordofviral.com&utm_medium=s1&utm_campaign=1469&atm=1469&sp=2

FoodRe: Bag Of Rice May Sell For N40,000 By December - Minister Of State For Agriculture by ahahnow: 10:17pm On Sep 11, 2016
It is your father that will buy and eat all the bags of rice in nigeria then angry angry angry
CareerHaters Won’t Stop Calling Asian-american Miss America Contestant ‘ugly’ by ahahnow(op): 2:03pm On Sep 11, 2016
The internet can be a grueling place, especially when it comes to beauty.

Arianna Quan – also known as Miss Michigan – learned this the hard way when trolls online started calling her “ugly” for being an Asian-American Miss America contestant.

According to Cosmopolitan, the 23-year-old diva was born in Beijing, and became a naturalized American citizen at 14 years old after she moved to Detroit at the young age of 6.

Ever since she took home the medal for Miss Michigan in June, Quan’s been criticized in both America and China, by people who think she’s “unfit to represent the Chinese population” because she’s “ugly.”

Although the 23-year-old was at first hurt by the comments, she quickly overcame the shamers by rising above the insults.

Instead of taking the rude comments to heart, she started focusing more on her platform for the upcoming pageant. Her issue is “Being American: Immigration and Citizenship Education.”

In an interview with People, she talked about how she plans on taking the negativity she’s been plagued with and turning it into good:

My goal is to just drive the conversation in an important direction, because there are so many things we have to discuss about immigration and diversity in this country right now.

We admire your optimism, Quan. Never let the haters bring you down, and kick ass on Sunday at the Miss America pageant.

Source: http://elitedaily.com/news/haters-miss-america-arianna-quan-ugly/1605961/

RomancePhotographer Captures Intimate Photos Of Women’s Faces As They Orgasm[PHOTOS] by ahahnow(op): 7:32pm On Sep 10, 2016
Photographer Albert Pocej didn't want the project to be a cliche, so no acting was allowed

The ladies were caught on camera by photographer Albert Pocej, who came up with the idea in a dream.

As soon as he woke up he knew he had to make it a reality, but that was when the hard work began.

Convincing women to take part in the shoot was very tricky and took three months.

“I had no illusions. I knew that it would be hard to find the models,” he told The Sun Online.

“I was ready for the possibility that it would take a time.

“I found all the girls on Facebook, among my friends. The goal was up to 20 photos.”

He wrote to everyone he knew, with many not replying or saying they didn’t feel “brave enough”.

Eventually he found 20 women, but some of them wouldn’t continue with the project when they realised they really had to climax and couldn’t act.

Others couldn’t relax enough, he explained on Bored Panda, which left him with 15 women.

The next stage was to get the women comfortable enough to take part because the orgasms needed to be real.

“It was hard to relax for some models, others did it easily,” Albert explained.

“A few failed to reach an orgasm and pictures of them are not present here.

“I was looking for the place, light and good composition at the beginning of photoshoot.

“Then the girls needed to reach the orgasm. This moment was a little bit awkward, but she knew what she need to do!”

Albert has been in the business for ten years, and regularly updates on his work via his photography website and Facebook page.

For some of the shots Albert used time-lapse photography, setting his camera to snap every second so he didn’t need to be nearby.

He physically took others, when the women didn’t mind him being there.

It was vital to Albert that the pictures didn’t look cliched.

That’s why he was so determined there would be no acting involved. It was important to him the orgasms were real, so people would see genuine emotion in them.

The photographer hasn’t had any awkward experiences with the women since either.

“Most of the women only met with me for the photo session, we don’t know each other,” he said.

“We wanted to make make something interesting together.

“All the responses from the models were positive, and the women enjoyed the result and that they overcame the fear.

“They knew, that the whole process will be an artistic and trusted me. The girls wanted to look at themselves.”

Source: http:///j3gae85

RomanceWhy Men Should NEVER Put Their Phone In Their Pocket by ahahnow(op): 7:18pm On Sep 10, 2016
Study shows how prolonged exposure to radiation steadily destroys sperm

-New review of 21 studies found link between phones and sperm count
-Public health are hesitant to say phones definitely harm sperm - there is currently no way to prove exactly how radiation and sperm count are tied
-But experts warn this review provides compelling enough evidence that men should not keep their cell phones in their pockets


Despite all the fears about cell phones and radiation, most of us still put our phones in our jean pockets.
It's easy, convenient, and any bad effects are impossible to see.
But a new study warns there is conclusive evidence that men in particular need to find another storage spot.
A systemic review of 21 research papers on radiation shows phones placed close to a man's genitals for a prolonged period of time steadily drive down sperm count.


And among the studies, many suggest surviving sperm could be DMA-damaged. The biological phenomenon is currently under fierce debate since scientists have no way to explain how non-ionizing radiation influences the body. Without that link, many public health investigators are hesitant to say definitively that cell phones harm sperm. However, a new review by a team at Australia's University of Newcastle has collated years of evidence in an attempt to both emphasize the trend, and to identify potential causes.


And since 14 per cent of the world struggle to conceive - with male infertility involved 40 per cent of the time - they warn a small detail such as where one stores their phone could be crucial. 'While this subject remains a topic of active debate, this review has considered the growing body of evidence suggesting a possible role for RF-EMR [radiofrequency electromagnetic radiation] induced damage of the male germ line,' the authors write.'In a majority of studies, this damage has been characterized by loss of sperm motility and viability as well as the induction of ROS generation and DNA damage.'The authors reviewed 27 studies. Twenty-one of them showed a causal link between cell phone radiation and sperm damage.

Ten studies were examined including 1,492 human sperm samples.
Exposure to mobile phones was found to be associated with a significant eight per cent reduction in sperm motility and nine per cent reduction in sperm viability.

The effects on sperm concentration were more equivocal.
The results were consistent across experimental laboratory studies and correlational observational studies.
The data are hardly surprising, the authors say, given the 'unique vulnerability of the highly specialized sperm cell'.
But by continuing to store phones in pockets, the male population is ignoring 'the future health burden that may be created if conception proceeds with defective, DNA-damaged spermatozoa'.

Dr Joel Moskowitz, of UC Berkeley's public health school, explained to Daily Mail Online that this review is a pivotal step towards broader global understanding about the dangers of our phones. In 2011, the World Health Organization classified cell phone radiation as a possible 2B carcinogen. It was the first major recognition that cell phones could have a detrimental effect on our bodies.

However, while studies have shown a correlation between sperm count depletion and cell phone radiation, there is a lack of research and concrete findings into the link between the two. Regardless, Dr Moskowitz warned, the University of Newcastle review is clear evidence that 'men should not store their cellphones near their genitals'.'In this line of research more intense cellphone radiation leads to more sperm damage,' he added.




Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3781953/Why-men-NEVER-phone-pocket-Study-shows-prolonged-exposure-radiation-steadily-destroys-sperm.html?ito=social-facebook

RomanceMan Recovering After Mistress' husband Chopped Off Manhood And Threw It Away by ahahnow(op): 7:08pm On Sep 10, 2016
Adulterer recovering after his mistress's husband chopped off his manhood and threw it away - after it was sewn back on by Dr Van Dong

-The man is recovering in hospital after alleged attack by lover's husband
-Victim's penis found by relatives two hours later more than 200 feet away
-Surgeons then took half a day to reattach organ to unnamed 32-year-old
-Adultery discovered after husband followed couple to a hotel in Vietnam


A man is recovering in hospital after his mistress's husband allegedly chopped off his manhood and slung it away.
His relatives found it two hours later more than 200 feet away in a street after coaxing his attacker to reveal what he did with it.
A team of surgeons including Nguyen Van Dong then took half a day to reattach it to the unnamed 32-year-old.


The gory drama started after Nguyen Van Huan suspected his wife was having an affair.
The sculptor, 29, secretly followed her to a hotel before bursting in on her and her lover in a bedroom, said cops in Bac Giang, Vietnam.
Huan then lunged at the man and sliced his off manhood, they added.


Doctors at Bac Giang General Hospital said it would take a while before they knew whether the surgery to reattach the severed penis was a success. Dr Nguyen Van Dong said: 'The patient's condition is stable. 'But it will take some days to learn if the function returns to the victim's Instruments.'Huan is being held on charges of 'deliberately inflicting injuries'.


Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3782965/Adulterer-penis-sewn-Dr-Van-Dong.html?ito=social-facebook
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can You Accept A Job Offer For N18,000 In This Present Economy? by ahahnow: 6:46pm On Sep 10, 2016
SlimBrawnie:
As an undergraduate, I was offered 30k as salary by some firms in Abuja some months back either as a secretary, paralegal or admin assist...and I complained it was too small even after accepting one of the offers... Men! I've been ungrateful.
which position did you go for?
CrimeRe: Lady Was Given Indian Hemp And Raped After In Lagos (pic) by ahahnow: 5:51pm On Sep 10, 2016
Chaoi angry angry angry angry angry angry shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked I can not marry a Nigerian man. Nigerian men and evil

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Faced With A One-of-a-kind Famine – UN Reports by ahahnow: 11:59am On Sep 10, 2016
One of a kind ke? Why is the UN always making us look bad? sad sad
Phones'stop Using' The Galaxy Note 7, Says US Safety Commission by ahahnow(op):
Samsung agrees

The US plans to formally recall the Galaxy Note 7 and is telling consumers to power down and cease charging the phones immediately.

The recommendation came through a US Consumer Product Safety Commission statement today, which referenced the various fires that have been linked to battery issues with Samsung's new phone. "These incidents have occurred while charging and during normal use, which has led us to call for consumers to power down their Note 7s," the commission writes.

It put the recommendation more bluntly in a tweetsadSee Below)

Samsung echoed the CPSC in its own statement, saying, "We are asking users to power down their Galaxy Note 7s and exchange them now."

Samsung began recalling the phones worldwide last Friday. That wasn't a formal recall, however, and there's a critical difference: once recalled through the Consumer Product Safety Commission, the Note 7 will be illegal to sell. For the past week, that hasn't been the case, despite the potential danger to buyers.

Now the commission is working with Samsung to initialize an actual recall "as soon as possible." Meanwhile, Samsung is preparing to ship out Galaxy Notes that won't explode

Phones'stop Using' The Galaxy Note 7, Says US Safety Commission by ahahnow(op): 11:23am On Sep 10, 2016
The US plans to formally recall the Galaxy Note 7 and is telling consumers to power down and cease charging the phones immediately.

The recommendation came through a US Consumer Product Safety Commission statement today, which referenced the various fires that have been linked to battery issues with Samsung's new phone. "These incidents have occurred while charging and during normal use, which has led us to call for consumers to power down their Note 7s," the commission writes.

It put the recommendation more bluntly in a tweet: (see below)

Samsung echoed the CPSC in its own statement, saying, "We are asking users to power down their Galaxy Note 7s and exchange them now."

Samsung began recalling the phones worldwide last Friday. That wasn't a formal recall, however, and there's a critical difference: once recalled through the Consumer Product Safety Commission, the Note 7 will be illegal to sell. For the past week, that hasn't been the case, despite the potential danger to buyers.

Now the commission is working with Samsung to initialize an actual recall "as soon as possible." Meanwhile, Samsung is preparing to ship out Galaxy Notes that won't explode.

Source: http://www.theverge.com/2016/9/9/12867008/us-safety-commission-says-stop-using-samsung-galaxy-note-7

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