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Cryer:
And what are you tagging the mods for,to push a post meant to mock women?

When our gender was raping and having sex with different animals you never created a post about it,now it's women una no want make we hear word again.
Make all of una go rest abeg,no be your papa she fvvk so why the fuss.

PS. The client only provided those few information.........

I will reach out to him later to see if I'll have to add any other thing

So I was made to design this..... to be printed as flex..

Your contributions and criticism - constructive only - is welcome

100% CorelDraw X7

chipped is the word

Righteousness2:
Looks like this man has chipped his brain already....

As cited on Twitter.......
https://twitter.com/OzraeliAvi/status/1519504503661535237/photo/1

DoggoneDogg:
[s][/s]

What do they need it for? Will they go to office with me??

Most people asking such are busy bodies and I don't hesitate to put them in their place.

Nonsense

i love you man!

.....no homo

Osi247:
guys pls i need urgent help,i registered jamb last year but i could not secure admission.
so i am about sitting for this years jamb but ignorantly i used the same email of last year jamb to register this years own..
when ever i login to my portal it displays my last year jamb details

pls i need solutions..
thanks for reading

Apply again next year, but with a different e-mail.

Kriss216:
Nice piece.

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Good to read this. That's the most interesting part of the story.
I hereby induct you into Nairaland OG Hall of Fame.

Kingsuave:
Op arrange sQuad for your area go dismantle the fagg*t na,

If i born pikin wey turn out as gay,i go use that pikin do ritual even God go understand.

Even me wey no be God understand u

lexy20I4:
You are a jealous simp.

stop abusing the word "simp"

Lol. You dey use nairaland topic to learn blogging inside nairaland.
your village people too strong abeg

Biodun556:
https://rutube.ru/

site is a huge heap of shit. you pple should keep deceiving yourselfs

SmartPolician:
Nsiro?

Udom akama mme owo ison aboho

Just when you think you've seen/heard it all.......then something new pops up

LilMissFavvy:
You are so daft*, a complete nonentity* and you don't know people relax with entertainment news, fashion news, news related to music, gossips, etc. Oga what has news on fashion or celebrities got to do with sex? gosh. It is called entertainment. I mean, from your replies I am convinced you aren't even a journalist like you claimed. I thought a sensible human posted this thread, not knowing a fooool did.

you sound like a broken record

And what gave you the assurance that she's getting it back. Is the phone under some kind of insurance or something?

MadamVanessa:


Udom Emmanuel Akung itid owoden

"akung akan ebe" owoden ke enye'do. yak unam ado ak'ekpe pensioners akuk mmo, mbak abasi idi'mia anye ufen

I don't think Japanese can ever forgive USA for dropping bomb on them

but they are justified of killing soldiers, destroying US assets (warships, planes, etc) at Pearl Harbour unprovoked?. They dragged America into the war

Kriss216:
Fools are and their brains are soon easily parted.

do not give me headache, please

InfinityFabric:
Exactly proving OP's point: lack of creativity. To be honest, they're not designed to be creative anyways.
They've never build any civilization so why should they start now.

comrade is getting "vahulented"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ygqwcNZn1M

US and Poland fly F-16s, MiG-29s, F-35s, F/A-18s in pursuit of Russian jets near Polish air.

Russia is increasingly harassing NATO aircraft near Polish air space, reinforcing the need for both Polish and NATO air policing, including various U S Air Force assets, a senior Polish Air Force official told Air Force Magazine.

“The current situation brings more tension more risk and it’s definitely more serious for the whole NATO community,” Polish Chief of the Air Force Directorate Brig. Gen. Ireneusz Nowak said via videoconference.

Nowak said Russian Su-35s, Su-27s, and MiG-29s from Belarus have approached Polish air space multiple times since the invasion of Ukraine.

U S Air Force fighters patrol Poland’s skies alongside the Polish Air Force, plugging into a complex network of American, Polish, and NATO systems under NATO Air Command that initially took a week to work through, Nowak admitted, before the air picture could be shared properly. The so-called Enhanced Air Policing missions have brought regular rotations of U S fighters from across Europe, including Air Force F-16s and F-35s, and Marine Corps F/A-18s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2KUopTvpQY

F-35 and B-2 Bomber Practice Missions Together – The U.S. Air Force is trying to see whether the F-35 Lightning II and the B-2 Spirit stealth bomber can successfully operate together in simulated contested skies during a multi-aircraft training exercise that includes night flying.

The Air Force is currently conducting Exercise Agile Tiger at Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri for the bomber wing there to better integrate the B-2 Spirit with the F-35 and other aircraft.

Six F-35A Lightning II warplanes from Hill Air Force Base, Utah have flown into Whiteman and are taking part in the drills. The Air Force believes it is time to practice a war scenario in which the F-35 will support bombers in combat.
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Stand-off Missiles Are Becoming More Prevalent
One likely aspect of the training will be the simulated use of stand-off missiles fired from the B-2. The war in Ukraine has shown the world that stand-off missiles fired from airplanes represent the current operating environment of modern conflict. The Russians are usually staying out of range of Ukrainian air defenses and firing air-to-ground missiles, even hypersonic weapons, at targets in Ukraine.

The United States is likely to incorporate these stand-off tactics into their use of bombers such as the B-2. This might include the F-35 maintaining an escort role that can help clear the airspace for the bombers to operate at maximum efficiency when delivering their ordnance to targets. Exercise Agile Tiger could be a proving ground for these tactics.

In a March exercise, two American B-2 bombers were escorted by three Norwegian F-35 fighter jets over Iceland and the North Atlantic. So, it appears the Air Force wants to explore how a B-2 and F-35 pairing will work out.

The B-2 can deliver conventional and nuclear munitions. It has a range of 6,000 nautical miles from their home at Whiteman AFB and 10,000 nautical miles with an aerial re-fueling. It can fly 680-miles an hour with a maximum altitude of 50,000-feet.

The B-2 Can Be Equipped with Stand-off Missiles
The B-2 can carry 40,000 pounds of weapons. The Air Force estimates that “two B-2s armed with precision weaponry can do the role of 75-conventional aircraft.” It currently supports the AGM-154 Joint Standoff Weapon. For other standoff attacks, the Spirit can launch the AGM-158 Joint Air Surface Standoff Missile. The B-2 will carry the Long Range Standoff nuclear cruise missile when it enters service.
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The B-2 and F-35 pairing is one that can be practiced around the globe as more and more F-35s are being sold to U.S. allies. While the B-2 ordinarily drops bombs, it could someday have the capability to launch a nuclear-tipped cruise missile and this stand-off attack is something the Air Force wants to rehearse for future conflict in the Indo-Pacific and perhaps the European theater.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htF2hhGhIOI

Did Ukraine Sink Moskva With US Navy Help? Report Says American-made P-8 Poseidon Aircraft Tracked Russian Warship

The US may have played a role in the Ukrainian attack on Moskva, the flagship of Russia's Black Sea Fleet, as per reports. The US Navy reportedly used its new marine surveillance aircraft to provide accurate coordinates of Moskva to Ukrainian forces. Ukraine claims to have fired two Neptune missiles at Moskva while the Russian warship was patrolling south of Odesa on April 13.

Chilly................ Abeg make China calm down below them go anger U.S of A

US Deployed Armed F-15 Fighter Jets In Response To China's J-20 Combat Patrols Near Taiwan

On April 16, in a show of force the US Air Force (USAF) reportedly flew its F-15C long-range fighters near Taiwan. Reports say that the fighters were armed with live AIM-120C and AIM-9M Sidewinder missiles.
One of the F-15s reportedly carried a Lockheed Martin’s AN/AAQ-33 SNIPER ATP (Advanced Targeting Pod)

Flights by the US fighters carrying live air-to-air missiles are relatively rare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY4QbLIdlnI

Nerogaming01:
Na the dates wey you cram dey bother me

Comrade you're too "vahulented"