₦airaland Forum

Crayfish/dried prawn.

surrogatesng:
What is the best alternative to meat?

Maybe he was a lion husband/Toxic and abusive when he was in Nigeria and the wife endured alot, really took her time planing all these.

Revenge is a sweet meal best served COLD.

If na loving husband I nor see any reason why the wife would zonk out on him in the UK.

I understand.

surefx:
There are over 12 of them. It's like a continuous nightmare

Lunch
I substituted with redoil...groundnut oil nor dey gree me eat.

Crayfish
Boiled eggs
Pumpkin leaf.

Kikiki ngbo"tor

Ishilove:
Una don find trouble. Nigerians will turn your country to their second home.

AGN should see to his case.

Akpu n fufu are same oga

Entprys:
Are you sure that thing is fufu ?
Fufu dey smell o.
It must be Akpu.
Fufu as how ?

Breakfast
Redoil rice.
Lots of crayfish
Boiled eggs

Yeah I'm good, please stop whinning me like lasisi siinzu money

zoer:
You carry 3600 naira onion put for only breakfast beans?....I must chop your Christmas rice...


Good morning ahnie...hope you are good.

Roosters are my alarm clock in the mornings,I use their crowing to my advantage


Recently one cockerel took it to the extreme standing on the fence close to my window crowing non stop and I really needed to sleep.

I had to come out look for pestle,aimed at it,I like to think I missed him by a flicker since then
the eediot stopped coming.

Aside that experience...I think roosters are cool they serve the purpose of both a wall clock/alarm.
Until they end up in my pot of soup!

Sorry for your ordeal sir.

Dbreak:
Good morning.
May the Joy and Blessings in your family continue and never diminish.
I created this account to hide my identity due to the information though I have used my main moniker to send you a pm.
My main moniker was created in 2014 and for verification process, you can give it to whoever that want to do it, just don't want to use it to type this.
A graduate of Economics and with 3 beautiful daughters, I was a Store manager for a Company in one of the South West State.
I was sacked January 2020 and was arrested right there at work because of some shady business I had with 2 of the sales guys. The other 2 escaped and I took all the fall.
My account was frozen and every property traceable to me were also confiscated. I was bailed after 4 months in Prison and in June 2020, my bail was revoked and was back to Prison.
Note: I know what I did was bad and I believed it was a lesson, a big one though it set me many years backward but I thank God, I still have my life at least for a second chance.
Due to everything already gotten from me and Pleas, the Company decided to withdraw the case against me in December 2021 but it was already late because all the evidences and trials have been concluded so I was given a lenient sentence of just a year imprisonment but came with N100,000 fine. That was in March 2022. My family rallied around and paid the money which set me free.
Due to my ill- health after the whole thing, I spent the rest of 2022 going in and out of the hospital.
I'm currently teaching in a School while I look for better jobs around. The age and some factors have made my job hunt difficult as things have never been the same again if not my wife and friends that have been very supportive, God knows I would have ended it all when I came out. Infact I even created a topic with my main moniker about my depression that time, if you search through my topics, you would see it.
I'm not idle infact I have minimized everything to suit our budgets at home and from my wife business too,we have been surviving.
I have every available evidences to proof all I have written here, videos,pictures and even receipts of the fine we paid even including a court order that I was served to eject me from the house when I came back for verification.
I have used my main moniker to send you a message and I pray I'm lucky to benefit from your Thanksgiving gift.
I'm open for verification by you or whoever you select to do the verification but just want my identity concealed due to obvious reasons.
Thanks and have a lovely day ahead

You should probably look for a church to hang around for the moment,truth be told your request go hard o.

Dustbinbint:
You're absolutely right. Such a thing is highly probable.
Serious question: do you have any other suggestions?
I don't think I can stay here for much longer.

Days ago I watched a very disturbing video on WhatsApp posted by a very good friend where the man was beating his wife ...dragging her braids on the floor,kicking,hitting and spanking her,she was hapless.


Truth be told....I shudder no woman should ever go thru such degrading treatment.

Some men are beast and the beastly men are those always wearing ironed well pressed plain trousers.

He thinks Nigeria is like the abroad.
Truth's it's risky taking someone in
at this moment.
Worst is a stranger you freaking don't know.

You might wake up with your throat slit,killed n your properties
Stolen.


Anyways....may the tides favour you.

[quote author= post=126759050]What is the meaning of this?
Ahnie,
Kindly ignore.
They abound on social media.
What an eyesore!
Pukes[/quote]We see them everyday on social media,grown pathetic doofuzes with troubled childhood blaming us for how they turned out.

Lolz!

There's a huge reason why I m not a fan of court marriage, traditional marriage has bn absolutely fine by me all these years.
I struck out church wedding n court.










And oh!he forgot to do the ashraf hakimi's stunt.

emperorz:
sleep no gree come

Take chilled Desperado, it induces sleep

Eat n sleep Daz all.

emperorz:
My second ever ogbono but I forgot to add locust beans and onions sha

7 by 7 fibre very big,contains
4 pillow cases,one bedspread and a duvet for king sized bed.

20k pere!

Lunch

Pink nature I don't need it....he should gift it to anybody he deem fit.



Who knows what they'll come up
With again
Tomorrow,maybe den go come
Up with Another
Lies again say I be ritualist.

That is to show you how toxic he has been on nairaland,I m pretty convinced he's amongst those hungry redpillers degrading women online.

Foodqueen:
Shior!!!

And some are lucky getting both genders back to back.
Wait o...2 kids in this economy is killing not to mention 6 kids.

Breakfast

No stunt our resident alabosi alias food nutritionist cannot pull

Sirqt5:
. the idi0t don run away . Watch , he/she will not be able to post dat photo ... We are waiting ooo , liar @Laurene . Photo of u in front of Walmart in the Bronx with ur Nairand moniker . No come here tell audio lies . We will ask for proof n receipts , dummy . We dey wait bruh

A pack of spaghetti now goes for 750 naira.

Hi Anonymous1900,May I please suggest you look for any ophanage home and donate to them online.

It could be any ophanage homes in Nigeria.pls think about it.

I fear the same cartel,this time more sophisticated ones would come at you with sob stories and stampede you with mentions.