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Jokes Etc / can u crack this nut? by aikmamah1(m): 10:13pm On Aug 30, 2007
Devide Without Remender
At death a man left 17 camels for his 3 children and in his will he said that “ the first son sld take ½ of the camels, the second son sld take 1/3 of the camels while the last sld take 1/9 of the camels. Now how would they share the 17 camels?
Jokes Etc / Re: Solve This One Too! by aikmamah1(m): 9:36pm On Aug 30, 2007
Migines:

1. I waz talkn bout d master detective(user name witheld)
2. You kuuuuuldnt av just call me a "prick".

he just dd and u reacted as if u r one, r u a "prick" grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Lie So Much! God Have Mercy. by aikmamah1(m): 9:24pm On Aug 30, 2007
@ walemania
cld nt read ur stuff, rather too long
Romance / Re: All Women Are The Same by aikmamah1(m): 9:21pm On Aug 30, 2007
tipsydude:

[b]@ topic

dude am going to try 2 answer u wit this little illustration: "a driver was on d road on a cool sunny morning, he was hardly 10 mins away from his house when he had an accident, it was just a slight brush so both parties involved settled over a hand shake. 20 mins after that he was involved in another accident which got him pissed, but he moved on and by 4 pm he had been involved in 10 different accidents. He was so infuriated with the last one that he exclaimed 'WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE DRIVERS ON THE ROAD TODAY?' he failed 2 understand that he was d one that has been involved in 10 accidents and not the other drivers. so who has the problem?

dude i suggest u check your self because you're d one wit series of heart breaks and not d other way round. so u must be doing sumtin wrong 2 yourself and d sistas because there r lotsa sweet sistas out there. though am beginning 2 wonder what u expect 2 get from your relationships. if you're expecting what a sista can't give then you're expecting way too much because believe me u also can't give a sista all she expects.[/b]


well i can c u r having all rosy with ur chick thats y u c it the way u do. well we all have it rosy with them till we dont. sing this song for me in the nxt 10 months then i will ihave a thumb up for u
for me my mum and my sis, no diff.
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by aikmamah1(m): 9:13pm On Aug 30, 2007
bc screws need holes



y d segun hate u that much grin?
Romance / Re: All Women Are The Same by aikmamah1(m): 6:46pm On Aug 30, 2007
solidicon:

[color=#000099]I once had a girlfriend that toyed with my tender heart, after being heart-broken, ISolidicon.[/color]

if u know your heart is tender y go loving? love is not for the tender-harted   tis for the  bold
All women r the same, your sis has got all your mum has got grin
Romance / Re: "girl Or Guy", In A Relationship Who Should Love Who D Most Or Is It 50/50: by aikmamah1(m): 6:43pm On Aug 30, 2007
to me oooo, it shld be 40/40 affair so that each party will keep 10 each to themselves ooo, just in case. if u dont, when heart brake comes (as it most often do) u will have nothing to hold to, I VE BEEN DIA, 50/50 is a sucide mission qoute me
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by aikmamah1(m): 6:37pm On Aug 30, 2007
bc i am a 9jarian and we r the happiest ppl in the world





how on earth dd they even came to that conclusion?
Romance / Re: I Caught My Girlfriend With My Guy by aikmamah1(m): 6:35pm On Aug 30, 2007
i dont know what u have to do though i ve been there but at the other side, my guys girlfriend is falling for me, if i tell my guy he wont believe it and we both may end up having a misuderstanding, for now i am tempted to touch and soon i am afraid i will.
what am i saying ? move on with ur life, it happens avery day grin
Romance / Re: Should I Stick To Her Or Should I Let Her Go by aikmamah1(m): 6:29pm On Aug 30, 2007
sammyjl:

shocked Ya'll should learn to shorten your stories.


no b small oooo, i just look at the lenght and lost intrest, believe u mean i dd'nt read it and wont read it,

@poster,
NA WA u no do summary for school?
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by aikmamah1(m): 6:23pm On Aug 30, 2007
point of correction, we do it depend on where u r looking from, i am at the rear and 9ja is moving towards me.


how dare u say wwe r not moving 4ward
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Lie So Much! God Have Mercy. by aikmamah1(m): 6:14pm On Aug 30, 2007
i was with chika ( a girl) just lying down and chilling after some rounds of sex, it was getting late and the rain has started falling so dias no way sld would be able to go home that night, besides i would be travelling the next day and she does not want me out of her sight, then her boy friend called, he wanted to know where she is so that he would come and pick her up as it was raining "honey i am in my girl friends house and i will pass the night dia, i will c u 2moro", yes i knew she has a boy friend, but she wants me so? but the issue is that she lied, we all do its not a man's thing
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by aikmamah1(m): 5:50pm On Aug 30, 2007
your not supposed to to know, dumbs know nothing.





y shld black be bad
black-list
black-mail
black-out
black-sunday
blackball (The act of excluding someone by a negative vote or veto)
black man grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: Condom Pattern Dresses: Would You Mind One? by aikmamah1(m): 8:32pm On Aug 24, 2007
more grin grin grin

Fashion / Condom Pattern Dresses: Would You Mind One? by aikmamah1(m): 8:28pm On Aug 24, 2007
how would y like wearing any of thses?
these cloths r made of condoms of diff shapes colour and sizes

Travel / Re: I Live In America, But I'm Not Aje-Butter by aikmamah1(m): 7:24pm On Aug 24, 2007
@poster
i no even understand, who even called u Aje-butter in the first place eh? Abi u jus wan tell us say u dey where i no no?
as me and i will say , u be original Aje kpako without part two
Rubish
Career / Chevron Jobs by aikmamah1(m): 11:22am On Aug 12, 2007
follow this link, tis for chevron jobs
al the best

http://careers.pennenergyjobs.com/careers/jobsearch/results?country=Nigeria
Career / Re: Interest in Airline Pilot Opportunities by aikmamah1(m): 10:33am On Aug 12, 2007
I share the same ambition with you, below is an E mail conversation between a capt. in one Nigerian Air line and I. the massage down was the one i sent him when he recommended NCAT Zaria for me, the one on top of it is his reply to my question. just hope u may find it useful
In addition the Bristow Helicopter he talked about i learnt in recruiting for the training he talked about, details in Thursday Guardian of August 9th.
I wish us the best of luck in our quest



To: aikay8479@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: INFORMATION ON NCAT, ZARIA
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 20:51:07 +0100
    Some companies do occasionally advertise openings for sponsorship of students either at Zaria or some Flying Schools overseas.
I know that Bristow Helicopters Ltd does it. I have also heard of ARIK Air. There may be some others in the near future. You just have to look or listen out for them.
Regards,

Chimara
----- Original Message -----
From: aik mamah
To: Capt Chimara
Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 7:40 PM
Subject: Re: INFORMATION ON NCAT, ZARIA


got your mail, may god bless you for that.
The money is rather too much, so may i still bother you again, do you know if there any scholarships that one can get in case one do not have the resources to susponsornself no matter the condition that might be attached to it be it here in Nigeria or overseas.
Ones more thanks for you information, i really apappreciatet may god bless you


IKECHUKWU MAMAH 
www.myspace.com/aikmamah
aik.mamah@yahoo.com
i can do all things through Christ who strstraightens


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pyno:

pilot training is very expensive but the pay is good when you're done with the training.I know a place where you can train abroad for less than 4million which is about the cheapest in the world.If you are interested you can reach me on positivechange73@yahoo.com.

this forum is for sharing of information. u never can tell who will find them useful and u never can tell where the  prayer of who read you contribution and it helped him can take u to. Freely u receivedive ye then freely ( so said the Good book) so i don't see the reason y u should be asking people contact you tru your e mail before u give out information

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Romance / Re: Why Do Men Get Scared Of Commitment& Responsibilities by aikmamah1(m): 7:24pm On Aug 10, 2007
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VictoriaO:

@fine boy.
why did you say that you will marry. u for no marry now and say that all women are not good. if you shine your eyes and pray well you will eat the food that you cooked.

@all
thanks you all for your various contributions o. i have decided to let go. i stopped reponding to him, picking his calls and stopped all communications.
i came accross an old friend that has been disturbing me and i decided to be a closer friend to him just to ease off my mind(not that i want to date him which he - the old friend- is aware of)
now my boyfriend is begging me, has been to my house 3ce this week and explaining that its work that has really been the problem. he is promising me now that he would adjust his own schedules for me, that he wants to be serious with this aspect of his life.
please what should i do. now that i am almost able to get myself together again, i dnt wnt to fall back in the same heartbreak.
fellow Nairaland users, should i give him a try again?

3x in one week, one will nerver know the value of what one has till one looses it
anyway sha, if the feeling is still there, and i guess it still is give him a scond chance. of course you the story of the devil u know and the angel u dont know, in all sha, follow ur heart
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Could Change Your Name by aikmamah1(m): 9:50pm On Aug 09, 2007
@N-joy,
Nairaland Joy
is ur surname NL ? Just curious
Romance / Re: Whats She Looking At ? by aikmamah1(m): 9:39pm On Aug 09, 2007
kellorah:

The girl in the first pic doesn't look under aged to me. undecided
[/quote

ok but wats she looking at?
Romance / Re: Whats She Looking At ? by aikmamah1(m): 7:10pm On Aug 09, 2007
ok she looking at all that u guys have said

then what is he looking at grin shocked grin
Romance / Re: Can This Be Real Love Or Am I Being Scammed. by aikmamah1(m): 7:06pm On Aug 09, 2007
ok oooooo
Romance / Re: Thank You All by aikmamah1(m): 5:27am On Aug 09, 2007
bros ask me,
Romance / Whats She Looking At ? by aikmamah1(m): 5:21am On Aug 09, 2007
whats she looking at ?

na wa ooo all these unde age una no kill me oooo
Romance / Re: Can This Be Real Love Or Am I Being Scammed. by aikmamah1(m): 5:15am On Aug 09, 2007
shaggy u say u r 33 yrs? i no say nothing oooo


well call her on fone, at least be sure she is a female, it cld be a man posting female pics,

but one thing still baffles meooo, all these men wey find love for internet doz it mean they not fit walk up to wan and make their intention know, cos i dont c how u cld lose confidence in all the people u know come put am on some 1 u've not met. well i am just wondering
Romance / Re: Wetin Dey Worry Our Girls Nowadays? by aikmamah1(m): 4:00am On Aug 09, 2007
iice:

What's heartless there?
i wonder too thats y i posted   and this is with all honesty. Allah

acidrop:

u must be really hot, 2 have all the chicks crowding u like that
  some times i look at myself and see nothing, i only think those daughters of eve are being so desperate
what is there in marrage that they will all desire desperately like hell (sorry heaven)

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