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ILIDEFI:
You're the one getting it wrong. There is a difference between -10^2 and (-10)^2. The former equals —100 while the latter equals +100. Op was referring to the former. He is still correct mathematically.

No sir. It wasn't written like that. What he wrote was 10^2-10^2. However u can try -10^(2) in case u are trying to guess what he did

stephenduru:
He got it right bro.He used difference of two squares.In mathes a^2-b^2=(a-b)(a+b).Do u grab?

How does -10^2 give u -100 instead of 100?

Twaci:
Its sad, really. Well I won't start that all guys are wicked and the same rubbish....Rather lemme say this, girl, he aint worth you.

Everything happens for a reason, even breakups. Let him go, don't cling (that's stupid), don't even bother wondering if he misses you (yeah, I can read minds and I know that's what you are thinking)....just stand up, dust the memories off your shoulders (won't be easy, I know), and smile. Smile because a better man is coming for you.

Oh yeah, in the meantime, work on yourself....we don't really know why he left, so, just learn and move on.

#my2cents

Be more constructive in ur criticism. Did u get to know d reason behind d break up? Let her come up and gve reasons den we get to hear from the guy if possible instead of passing selfish judgements!

dharay99:
I'm yet to unwrap one talkles of buying it.

U buy b/4 unwrapping plz

vega84:
na the shame wey ur harlot mother no get fool

Thank you sir. I can see that you have no respect for ur own mother that's y u speak ill of another's.

vega84:
And so? Wetin be the biggie? Nigerian designer no be human being? Msttchewwwww yeye site called nairaland! #vegatalks

Dem force u make u open account for nairaland? U no get single shame

NoreenUG:
The people who compiled this list are definitely clueless.
Just look at their Abia analysis and understand how dumb the whole thing is. If these people were really on ground, they wouldn't be mentioning the APC candidate like he was some front-runner. And for the record, Alex Otti of APGA will emerge the winner.
This list shows PremiumTimes is nothing but a Lagos-based garage newspaper company without a clue what is going on in other states across the federation even though it would like to believe otherwise.

Were u forced to read it? Stop ranting plz

uboma:
Drink as much water as you can. Water is good for the body. Excess water in the body is expelled via sweat and urine.

In other words, water, no matter the quantity is not harmful to the human body.

Thanx. That helped. Grateful

Hello house, I just need an insight on this issue! I consume at least thirteen sachets of pure water everyday! An average of three sachets after each meal! My colleague told mi that too much water in the body is not good. I also don't consider it as too much considering the hot weather condition. Any professional in the house to aid me on this?

Ikenna351:
08052811236.

Ikenna351@gmail.com

Good morning.

Ikenna

Thanks

Ikenna351:
This thread is for Lion owners, aspiring owners, Lion admirers and friends of Lions (former Peugeot owners).

If you are having any issue(s) with your Lion, you can seek for help here on how to sort it out. Someone might have a soluton to the nightmare the Lion is giving you.

We can as well post our experiences with our various Lions; both unhappy and happy ones.

Sometime early this year, very close to my office, I saw a 505 V6 packed in an "under Mango Tree Mechanic workshop". I went there and asked for the owner, for i wanted to see and know another fellow that own such a rare car like mine (505 V6) in Abuja. I was told the owner dropped the car over a week with them and the car was yet to be fixed. I asked what was wrong with the car, the mechanic became uncomfortable why my interest in the car and why i wanted to see the car owner. I explained to him that I own the same version of the 505 which is rare in Nigeria and I would like to know the owner, thats all. Well, he tried to explain to me what was wrong with the car, but he wasnt making sense. So I asked him to allow me to see the engine bay. When he opened the hood, I was shocked! Nearly all the vacuum lines were cut off from their various terminals. Weird! Well, i then asked him to start the car, when he did, i saw what or how the engine was behaving and knew right there the issue: an injection issue. A lot of things were wrong in that engine bay. No matter what the mechanic would tried to do, that issue must remain there, since all he explained to me he had done or replaced had nothing to do with the issue the car was having. In fact, he was creating more problems with his trial and error for that engine. He even replaced the MAF and installed the wrong part number (Luckly, I know the part number off head, since I have a similar car, with identical engine). I tried to get the owners phone number from him, but he wouldnt give me. Instead, he asked me to drop mine, that he would give the car owner whenever he comes, to call me. I made a note on the paper i gave to the mechanic to give to owner where i wrote down my number, explaining reason why i would want to meet with him, believing that the mechanic wouldnt understand what was written. I left them, after i realised that my presence there was no longer welcomed. As suspected, the owner never called because the mechanic would not have given him the note; fear that i want to collect chop from him! For another 3 more weeks, the car remained there at that workshop each time i passed there. At a point, I even forgot about it. 2 months later, i remembered, went back to check and the car was no longer there. Could be that the owner has towed the car to another workshop or only God knows what has happened to that car. This was a car I would have fixed that for person less than 24hrs, without a dime, if i had met him. There is no injection and ignition issue of 505 V6 i cannot fix myself. I have studied and mastered every wire from the 2 ECUs to various sensors, by knowing the function of each wire, sensors and components in that engine bay. I could tell quickly what is wrong with that EFI system and what the culprit would be with a little test with multimeter and test light. I dont need any scanner to diagnose and fix Bosch LH 2-2 Jetronic (EFI system of ZN3J - the PRV V6 engine in 505 V6). I couldnt help the guy because he was unlucky. If we had met in nairaland, he would have been saved from the hands of that clown that was killing the car when i went there. Possibly, he may have scrapped the car by now. Because there is no way that car would run properly with the condition i met it that day. So many wrongs were done in that engine bay.

Lets share our problems here in this thread and possibly get help from ourselves in keeping our Lions on the road as long as it takes.

Ikenna.

Sir please, how do I get ur contact? Need advise on how to solve my temperature issues (peugeot 406)

Ikenna351:
Then your radiator fan doesn't work well. In fact, your cooling system is seriously abused. To put it in a better way, you are currently ruining that engine you newly purchased and mounted.

Anyway, I am kind of busy right now. Will get back to you on how to revert that abuse and then troubleshoot then find out if any cooling system component is faulty for exceeding 90 degree Celsius at such short km.

Ikenna

Ok. Thanx a lot sir, I'll b waiting

Ikenna351:
It works well, how?

Let me break it down.

When you start the car, does the fan starts spinning immediately the engine starts or immediately you switch on ignition?

OR

Does the fan starts spinning after the engine has ran for about 30 minutes (without AC)?


Ikenna

the fan starts spining immediately I switch on th ignition

See the way a born again answered this mathematical problem. He should av at least respected himself or left it without incuring the wrath of the teacher. Now out of nothing, he's going to pay d teacher 5 marks

Ikenna351:
The cooling system cannot be perfect with absence of thermostat and bleeding an EW engine with Japs method of bleeding.

Before I go further, how does the radiator fan works?

Ikenna

It works well, twas tested yesterday. I'm grateful for ur time sir

Ikenna351:
Information you provided isnt enough to find solution for your Lion.

For a start, what engine model is it?

Then, whats the history of that cooling systems? In other words, whats the current state of the coling system?

How does the radiator fan works? Still factory?

The cooling system thermostat, still present?

How did you bleed the cooling system the last time you bled the System? Japs method or Peugeot method?


I can only help you here, if most of the above questions are answered.


Ikenna

It's an EW10 engine. The cooling system perfect, thermostat absent, It was d japs system of bleeding. Tnx

honmusa:
The faster your engine temperature get to optimum running temperature, the better for your engine .That is an indication that ur car cooling system is excellent .(as long as your engine doesn't overheat ).Actually, your car needs to get to close loop as soon as possible .

Sorry to ask, how do I know it's overheating and kindly help mi throw more light on this close loop stuff! I'm a novice. Thanx sir

I don't know why my peugeot 406 temperature is always exceeding 90 within 10km even early in the morning. I just changed d engine because the other one got bad. I need help on the situation please. I'll be grateful

yawahappens:
Guys I feel so bad , cos the temptation was too much, here's how it happened.........

My dad has been ill for over 3 months, he had an accident with fractured wounds but he is recovering, my family had to move to the hospital, so we have bn tending to him on a daily basis....to cut the long Mata short, this hospital has hot and sexy nurses...shuu!

Nna mehnn...everyday I flirt with everyone of them, but there is this particular one that always gave me this "cum and [romance] me" look mehn, the one and only big problem was that she is married (a forbidden fruit), Na she cum fine pass, fresh pass, sexy pass....OMG!, I couldn't resist so I collected her number and we started from decent chats like "how is ur family?, take good care of ur husband" to "I feel like __ hmmmmmm".

It got so intense that we had to choose a date for our Champions league match , so we picked today.

I went to her house and as a sharp guy b4 leaving, I bought a pack of durex condom.
On getting there it was a two-storey building and she was living in one of the flats, I cum dey fear make none of her neighbors code our mission.

As we enter house, she first go on generator, kon on dstv dey show Africa magic (the channel u see in most Nigerian homes...eeeww) , then as the guy, I made the badoo move ,

I held her hands and was complimenting her on how soft it was while __ kissing it, she started __softly, so I pulled her towards me and then...ghen ghen!, the main action started

After the action film ended, she showed me her wedding photos, it felt awkward and weird to me.

Lies

snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer...

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words.

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

Are u dat jobless that only wat u do is listen to a couple when ever they are making love dat u know when they start, stop, go for dinner and all that? If ur story which I see as fake is true, simply park out if u can't take it or find something better to do

blemon44:
why not mourinho

why this trophless coach

Thank God u said trophless! What has mourinho won in his last two years as a coach?

kobonaire:
How will 'Mr. specialist in failure' now make our Naija coaches better??
He will instead ensure that we are consistently in 4th place in Africa's rankings

Where is nigeria in Africa's ranking at d moment?

Meringe:
Condom might be used for so many reasons. So you don't just conclude.

Moreover, he's a man. Though I don't support cheating but sincerely I think a man is polygamous in nature, but what matter is that the man in question respects you as a woman.



For your own good, stop sniffing around. If you leave him, how sure are you that your next man wouldn't be worst.

You can confront him in a matured way but have it at the back of your mind that many men cheat even though their wife might be more beautiful than their cheating partner.

Though it takes courage for a man to remain faithful.

Bros bet why? What else is the condom used for?

[quote author=Meringe post=31081742]Condom might be used for so many reasons. So you don't just conclude.
What else is the condom used for Pls? Educate us

Sexycleopatra:
Lol guys dr r tinz you all do evrytime dat makes us laff evrytym and the high time you stop doing it, the berra for you. Maybe its d reason why dat babe you'v been eyein doesn't call you. Now here are some funny questions guys normally ask wen the call we girls

1: have you eaten? ( Like seriously? Why why why? If I havnt eatn nko? Would u buy a whole mega chicken restaurant for me?)

2: what are you wearing? ( Fig leaves!! Duuh) watelse would I be wearing if not clothes

3: did you miss me? ( No I Ddnt miss u, I missed my period!) Lool

4: did you go to church? ( I swear we aren't pagans, dats why we pray for a God fearing guy! So we should be askn u dat question!)

5: don't you go out? ( Lol wats your business if we don't go out? We dnt want to be raped or kidnapped dats why we stay indoors)

Lol ladies add yours.

Dry thread!

kennaustine:
Propheet!! You dey inside my mind abi?

Ur words have spoken for u already!

kennaustine:
Flavour or Maggi or whatever is your name... grow up and quit sharing your pix online like an attention-seeking woman on chronic menstruation.
He looks cute anyway

Hatred go finish you

Adeoba10:
@Op... Sharap... Get d full gist at linda's blog... It was a mistake on d part of d artist... D guy explained everytyn...

Which dirty mistake? I also read what the claim was for d so called mistake! If they were responsible, they would av changed dat top, no matter the arrangement made! Now it has gone viral and he's looking for an excuse to back up his foolish action

BrTune:
My people I greet una o.
This Valentine don Red 4 my Cousin o.
Her fiance whom she has dated for 11 years and whom she helped get a Job in Shell just dumped her.
My Cousin is turning 32 this year, and began dating this hediot immediately after NYSC. This man, she helped get a Job, through a retired senior officer in Shell.
When she began dating him he was a nobody, hopping around with his CV from pillar to post, until my sister started pushing his CV in Shell, until reluctantly a family relation gave this man the job, because he thought the Man was gonna go through with the marriage.
Fastforward to this day, after making my cousin turn down suitors in powerful positions, and so many eligible bachelors, he left her heartbroken this morning, when he informed her that he was in love with another girl.
My cousin is currently suicidal, infact sef, My family just hired a matured lady as a personal escort because we cant trust her with her life anymore.
This pig wasted 11 years of my Sisters life, when we were telling her to dump the man, she was forming love, now it haf done her like Nigerian movie and he even had the guts to buy a Range say na reconciliation gift, like my Sister needs his money.
To all the ladies out there, better shine eyes o. If the man is not ready 4 marriage better leave him bcoz time is not always on a Ladys side. Now na to start do night vigil 4 husband na him we dey o.
MoD move this 2 the approprait section so NL ladiea can see this n wiseup.

Bros park well! Keep lies for 1 side! 11 years ko, 21 years ni!

funmilayoB:
Thank god no 1 has ever gotten under my skirt

Console urself!

mutter:
How I wish I could be a kid again
You would need to spend the whole night and more turning back the hands of time.

He has no right to flog them because they are not his kid`s. The kid`s are not under his care. He is not related to them in any way.

No matter what they did there is no justification.

This jungle justice approach is barbaric.

kids not kid's

WASMOG:
my brother we did the wedding with what we have u can be rich like dangote before u start planing urs

Bros! This is even excellent for a traditional. Don't mind dat fella talking nonsense. Thumbs up my brother