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SUGARBEE:
Lol. . See how this engine guys are disgracing my school . If they had made an air bound object nko?

disgracing ur skool indeed. Which one have u made so far that will not disgrace ur skool?

pharmow:
I give up on you

coz nothing you'll say will convince me.

pharmow:
You got some growing up to do bro

Still a shame

pharmow:
Every real men knows that is not that your friend is broke if he asks you for a condom. Just like going to bar with your friends and declaring for all them. You're not implying that they are broke neither do you mean you are richer than them. It is all part of brotherhood love and bond. As a matter of fact, I can't the number of times I've asked my friends for condom neither can I count the number of my friends that had asked me for condoms. Be a real man and give your friends condom if they ask for one.

What a shame!

pharmow:
The man shouldnt have taken it in the 1st place. Having taken it, he should know that he's dealing with a woman probably more intelligent than him. Aggressiveness and turning it to fight will only make him look dumber. This is a mind game and it requires a man calmness and intelligence to deal with it amicably

If I were him, I will give everything back to her stating that I took it initially not because of temptation, but to give some of my single friends. If she did take everything which I strongly doubt, I will jokingly tell her that she should take it easy with her temptation with a wink and leave.

so ur single friends are too broke to buy condom abi?

emusmith:
Hmm...

I suppose it's a Male condom.
So, will she now distribute CD to her bfs? Shouldn't they come with theirs?

WOMEN HARDLY CHEAT JOOR ! I'll give a smile and say, OK.

She did that out of her "confused" state of mind ATM. She is suspecting him, scared of telling him not to cheat and also wishing he wouldn't.

They are the best cheats ever. Don't lie to ursef.

emorse:
I'd accept them, return them intact and score massive points in the fidelity test.

Return them intact my foot. Were the condoms marked by her? How are we supposed to know that it's the exact condoms she gave to u when u can use them and easily replace them? Accepting it initially is the first step to failure.

HungerBAD:
Wait until your 3rd Class result is published.

speaking from experience

ireneidiva:
Dunno how they reason.

u can't know how they reason when their reasoning ability is higher than urs

engrlarex:
I don't aw aw some guyz passed common entrance, dia is nothing like bodmas hia...firstly -3+3=0 then 3+3*3=12 so what's d big deal abt dis.

u somehow still followed d rule at the end.

MrsAnyanwu:
my dear, ignorance is really a disease

What do you call a medical doctor who specialises in dentistry?

MrsAnyanwu:
pls google is ur friend na pls

Ignorance is a disease

MrsAnyanwu:
na Dentist, I hear ooo

so pls tell us who a dentist is!

kaka22:
I went to immigration office in Ibadan today to apply for my international passport. On getting there, I consulted one of immigration STAFFS who was in uniform on how to go about it. He told me that 32pages passport was 27500 while 64pages passport was 35k. I didn't doubt him since he was an immigration staff and I had seen on nairaland that international passport was 27k. I paid and waited for interview and biometric scanning. While waiting, I talked to people around who then informed me that the official amount was and still is 17k. I thought they were joking. Then, I opened immigration website to see the authenticity of what I was told. I saw 17k as official price. I was flabbergasted. I realised that I have been duped of 10500 by immigration staff.
Note: 1.For those that want to confirm the official price on immigration website, click on 'apply online' icon. Then fill your details or any details and proceed to payment. You will then see the official price.


As I am now, I am still in shock and furious at the the same time.

Staff

kossyablaze:
No b dah school OBJ attend one time like that?...
The school was dead on arrival...No focus,no plan,no agenda...I pity her students!...They should just close it up.
I'm a man utd fan buh I want arsenal to win o
A BIG CONGRATULATION TO ALL THE ARSENAL FANS WORLDWIDE!!!
Hit like if u want make e pain chelsea fans well well.

bros u too much as u want make e pain chelshit fans

UrennaNkoli:
Ass ànal fans dey celebrate like sey they win champions league. Chamberlain dey celebrate like sey he score for world cup final. Wenger dey jubilate like sey he win american powerball lottery.
To ass ànal fans, this is just a tray and not a trophy. I can use the tray to serve my dog food.
We shall meet again on sep 19. Na 7-1 u go chop i swear.
Mourinho no need the chain. The small boy wey catch am fit use am chain hin dog.
The winners money ass ànal got from winning nor fit pay mikel salary for 1 week.

sore loser. Kill ursef. From ur post I can see u don't know what a trophy means. Ignorant fowl-cow. Chelshit.

Dollyak:
This house with a substandard tiles, walls, gate and main door is $6.5 million?

ignorance is a disease

SirLegal:
Callous means bad.

Check your lexicon.

kindly screen-grab ur dictionary which defines callous as bad. I'll be glad to see it

etiosa97:
Is that abubakar shekau?? That nigerian boko haram leader? Does he play basketball? Ahh he even has iphone6? Pls tell me cux I stay in south africa!!!

yes. He's ur uncle

SirLegal:
Mehnnnnn.
This is callous.

how does the topic relate to the word ''callous''

Uyi168:
...bro nor vex ooo...its more 'power' to yur elbow nt grease..

Any 1 he writes is ok. Afterall English is a borrowed language.

YerYer:
Stories like these defy a response. You beat your child with barbed wire simply because she was trying to protect her own mother? Then on fridays you will wear your favorite clothes & shoes with a quran on your hand saying you are going to mosque, terrible.

Same way Christians do misbehave and dress pretty with bibles in their hands and go to church on Sundays.

FowlYansh:
What is this one saying

When u finish relocating ur family to maiduguri u can come back and read it. Ull understand it

FowlYansh:
First to Komment for the 5th time in two days!









Solving Critical National Issues is far Better than Wearing Pampers to Visit Cows and Post pictures on Facebook.

So, how many awards have u collected for commenting first five times in 2 days? Height of joblessness

asdfjklhaha:
I've decided to counter this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/2417116/ladies-reasons-why-guy-dumps

By opening the one below.

Enjoy.

1. Being too Authoritative: most guys as so authoritative. The moment you accept their proposal, they will begin to act like a God over your life. Some will go as far as sizing your phone, buying you new sim card and forcing you to break the old one and begin using the new one they bought, screaming like a dying goat if they call you by 8pm and the background is noisy. Such attitude pisses girls off and may make her reconsider other toasters proposals.

2. Asking for sex too early: most guys think that because you've accepted their proposal you've automatically become their sex machine. They'll begin touching you everywhere at every chance they get. If you mistakenly visit them in their house, you're on your own. Guys should understand that creating an atmosphere that would make the girl comfortable is the only way to win her heart, not acting like a he goat at every opportunity you get.

3. Initiating sex chat all the time: 99% of guys are guilty of this. You exchange number with them, they add you on BBM or whatsapp, the next thing you'll here is send me a hot pic of yourself, snap your boobs let me see how it looks like, how does your waist look like? what's your best sex position, do you suck dic*k and all that. Haba all girls are not porn stars, and that attitude would just tell the girl that you're only interested in her body.

4. The beggar: Its true that some girls rely on guys for almost every material thing in her life, guys are also guilty of the same. Some guys will beg and beg and beg, no shame, I have a coursemate like that, her guy uses her phone to make calls, comes to her lodge to eat, collects her food stuffs and worse of all is that he isn't even faithful to the girl. Guys like that are worse than mosquitoes and can make any girl feel irritated.

5. Abusiveness: Most guys act as if they're professional boxers, they'll slap, punch, kick, and beat you to a pulp at every slight misunderstanding you have. In fact, if you visit them for a week, you'll look like someone that survived an accident between your okada and a dangote trailer. Guys you people need to stop this attitude. Any guy that lays his hands on a girl regardless of what she did doesn't deserve the love and care of any woman.

6. Unfaithfulness: Men are polygamous in nature, but its so irritating when you introduce you guy to your friends and in less than a week he has slept with all of them. He even goes as far as asking your siblings, cousins and female members of your family out. Its so annoying. You cannot even leave him for 5minutes alone with a female without him misbehaving. Most girls get turned off by this attitude and begin to consider other options.

7. Comparing you to their ex: Believe me no girl loves this. Most guys behave like kids, they compare everything you do with the way their ex used to do it. From your cooking, to your dressing, even the way you talk. Please just allow the girl express herself. Trying to force a girl to become what she's not will get her frustrated and as a result she could begin to look elsewhere.

8. Refusing to get matured: We have many guys in their early, mid and late 30s but their characters are like that of teenagers. You say hello to a friend on the road, problem, if you smile while saying hello, they'll say both of you have something in common if not why did you smile, if you give him a peck, that one is another problem. If they take you out, they'll expect you to remain silent like a monument not reply greetings and talking to anyone till you come back home. One word for you, grow up!

Note this article was written by asdfjklhaha

Continue dumping and soon u will become a dumpin ground

libertyfather:
WARNING!!! Haters are liable to die before the completion of PMB one term, so join the Change or die hating

What are u even saying? Does it make any sense to u?

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

Sorry plz just take liquid paraffin and rest for like 20 mins and it'll come out smoothly. If u like take drums of water it won't soften d bowel.

NgeneUkwenu:
Buhari should Reign on this traitor called Saraki, let him defect to PDP and dig his political grave!

Enough of this nonsense pettings!

Feel free to kill ursef

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Why a noterner
#sad



Before u judge me, a northerner will always be a northerner, dey will always be biased wen it comes to real life situation.
Its "islam economics" first before "conventional economics".
Dey are always good, buh always guided by bias(islam)
*only few people will understand

U type with so much ignorance! Are all northerners Muslims?

soe:
lol

By the way ... senate president visiting a state governor...LOL

I have never heard of this before sha...maybe it's just me

What's wrong with dat plz?

MakCoby:
PMB should merge NECO and WAEC as well

How? Do u know d full meaning of WAEC?

fxskye:
the term "empty" doesn't mean empty as a world but means meaningless article in that contest.

So i support the guy. Barcanista is just on "Revenge Mission". APC-led admin hasn't started but searching for a directional bearing which is ok because if it were to hit the ground running, it might run in a wrong direction.

Let's wait for its 100 days in office then we can beginning to analyze its direction to 2019.

Still what I'm talking about! How can a meaningless article amuse one to the extent of rolling on the floor?!