₦airaland Forum

eazydon:
Ahn ahn, bae bae, did that back in those days, when we still dey learn. Now, I'm a graduate in that field. Come on, what will it take, to prove to you that I cannot just stop thinking about you, ehn?

It seems my head, wth, my brain has been re-programmed to constantly gaze, ponder, wonder, fantasize, and ruminate over and about any issue concerning my 'Aitee1'.

Damn! Even the sight of your moniker gives me goose pimples, or even bumps all over.

Tell me, what is it that I should do? What shall I give? Where is it located? Inside river Ocean? Sambisa Forest? Just say it. It will take less than a second.

I don't care if the 'Ditto' comes before or after the body of the letter

But, Ditto

Exceller:
I can't forget that in a hurry.I was in SS1 then, on my way back from school one afternoon. I saw this pretty damsel walking in front of me with her friend I suspected..I quickly adjusted my posture and the way i walking to impress her....In my mind I was fantasying and admiring her beauty and thinking of all the crazy things I'll do to her .She too was flirting with me through eye contacts as we walked along and I was smiling,then she and her friend crossed to the other side of the road. So i kept watching them while walking backward and THEN THE UNIMAGINABLE HAPPENED...I fell into a gutter filled with all the watery garbage you can think off....Jeez! I couldn't even summon courage to stand up from the stinking piss I was upon and before I knew it, she rushed over with her friend and they both held me up and immediately got water nearby to help me clean up a little..Damn!! I told her point blank that she was the reason I fell. She smile and apologized..She told me her name "Love"and they just moved to our estate 3 weeks ago and that she sees me when am going to school that her house was two flats from mine and that they were going JAMB lesson...we became friends and she was given all the green light but in me, my interest died in that gutter..Fast forward two years later. She was still trying to gain admission while I was writing my jamb, so I took it upon myself to help her and she passed with flying colours and she did everything for me to date her but you know now......the interest no dey again o......She told me she fell for me since the day I fell inside the gutter...Damn!!!.

sleek82:
Its true this lady has started bleaching. But why nah? I think she was beautiful the way she was nah

Karlovich:
The only governor that did a billboard advert cos he had a handshake with obama.

eazydon:
Aah! Boob ke? Swthrt i just like just like you immesely. It's hard to explain, i've been here on NL for more that 6 years and havent seen anyone that catches my fancy as you. Please, don't be mad at me, okay?

sirTesco:
If u like make u lik d monarch feet.

The day the monkey is destined to die, all the tree becomes slippery.

Sen. David Mark is the Chairman house committee on sleep/rest.

The introvert senator of the HATE assembly.

Solidkay:
My dear u r a gonner,u supposed hubby is hiding a very biiig secret frm u which m pretty sure if u find out u will use d exit door,
Reminds me of a brother in Deeper Life in Benin,his wife has been tying her turban since their courtship days till they married,yet she wont put it off even when they make luv,mnths into d marriage d husband was forced to remove it,that was wen he found out that his wife has a small horn in d middle of her head.

pbs4real:
no its the rite bobbi

eazydon:
Hey babe, you wanna visit Owerri?

chesterlee:
Owerri make sense sha....One of the cleanest city in the East.



This Xmas go sweet die!!! Ngwori Reloaded!!!

LEXYCOM:
It seems u perfectly understood what I said....like seriously, I just discovered I have only on testicle in my scrotum......are u saying I have noting to fear about....am 28, not married

benedictnsi:
Review the news, review the comments, review your own comment and den quote me again

Blizzy9ja:
she also thought 2 call peeps like u "useme"

Blizzy9ja:
Unam ikot

eazydon:
Sorry hun it's part of them nah. Anyway, are you still over there?

Chubhie:
At a certain period comrade Osho was fighting against oppression now, he's turned the oppressor.

Is the comrade adams different from governor adams? What could be responsible for such change?

seunny4lif:
Northern Nigeria no hot, U need to visit Agadez in Niger rep or Durukun in the same Nigeria then come back an tell us?
These places worst die cos 4 things are involved there

eazydon:
Ha ha ha. No be small thing o

aminho:
wow so true ve been to 8 countries you listed and its just as you said here

Explorers:
Hot like kilode ...Northern Nigeria is hot but not as extreme as these places.

Dreyl:
I met this girl at first Bank yesterday, she's an epitome of beauty, but the only thing bizzare about her is the odoriferous odour that oozes out of her mouth, however I didn't have a long convo With her because of the odour, I wonder what she ate, but she's fun to be with, please guys what should I do? should i tell her or not?

Rexphobia:
We all have our dark sides

bigass123:

Rexphobia:
Not really a sadist but I was expecting to see the video or even a picture of the act...

bigass123:
Long time no see my dearest Airtel Aitee1..
I miss you oh