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InvestmentRe: My Imported Product Was Seized by aiyeboy(op): 12:37am On Dec 10, 2013
yoddy: You for try list things wey dem talk say make you bring so boys go see how dem fit help you.

Also, whenever you are going there, I'd advise you get a lawyer to tag along. I suspect they'll try to bully you. All the best bro.
oga o
1.proof of purchase.
2.data page of shipper's international passport
3.work permit of shipper.
4.short note from shipper.
5.valid international passport
6.national id card.
7.driver license.
8.a letter of authority from company.
9.certificate of incorporation
10.staff company identity card.
InvestmentMy Imported Product Was Seized by aiyeboy(op): 11:58pm On Dec 09, 2013
wonderful day my fellow NLers, sometimes ago i posted my ordeal with the nigeria police and armed robbers which made me loose all i can call gadgets,but i didnt give up there, i proceeded to importing goods from aliexpress and it was successful unless for the last one which is actually a laptop,i was to receive the package on the 20th of november , but i didn't and finally on the 24th i received a call from the DHL guy ,i was glad and rushed down to the meeting point, on getting there i signed and he handed me a letter that my goods has been seized by the NDLEA i was like EH how laptop tay concern NDLEA and the letter i was told to come to their office in lagos to come and clear the package and i should bring along documents an average nigeria could not provide asin the requirements was just too much and sincerely out of all the required shits the ones i had was my dollar card and identity card that is having 2 over 8 and the most shocking part of it is that i must clear it before 18th of December or it shall be placed on auction ........so dear nairalanders pls WHAT CAN I DO .............nigeria and its ugly situation is wrecking my financial status......
Christianity EtcRe: Fishing Season Is Over. Its Time For Hunting And The Biggest Hunter Is In Town by aiyeboy(m): 12:46am On Nov 02, 2013
Science/TechnologyRe: The World's Ugliest Animals by aiyeboy(op): 3:08am On Nov 01, 2013
RINE.:
Please click 'like' if you knows that these animals are really ugly!.
Lol @ the poor Girl.
the poor girl is really poor in beauty.
RomanceRe: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by aiyeboy(m): 2:09am On Nov 01, 2013
CelebritiesRe: Must See!!! Wizkid Gets Erec.tion While Having Fun With Tania Omotayo!!! by aiyeboy(m): 2:07am On Nov 01, 2013
FamilyRe: Things Men Find Irresistible In A Woman by aiyeboy(m): 1:58am On Nov 01, 2013
Christianity EtcRe: . by aiyeboy(m): 1:54am On Nov 01, 2013
PoliticsRe: Oduah - N255m Cars Were Not Bought For Me by aiyeboy(m): 1:37am On Nov 01, 2013
TV/MoviesRe: Dennis Okike Wins Gulder Ultimate Search 10 by aiyeboy(m): 1:31am On Nov 01, 2013
Science/TechnologyThe World's Ugliest Animals by aiyeboy(op): 1:13am On Nov 01, 2013
#11 Oriental Yeti ("Lu Chin"wink

We thought it couldn't get any scarier than the Hairless Cat but this new creature found in China is something of nightmares. Since 2010, no scientist has concluded what it is. Evidently it calls out like a cat but looks like a hairless bear.
[img]http://c2.likes-media.com/img/eb2e8bdceb4bf36936ca9f18d8619183.600x[/img]

#10 Geoduck (pronounced Gooey-Duck) Clam (Panopea generosa)

This phallic looking saltwater clam is native to North American beaches and is a prized edible seafood that requires major digging in deep muddy sands. Its neck stretches out over 3 feet in length!
[img]http://c2.likes-media.com/img/b7479a31c7b9ef716ae554e9b4fcf7b5.600x[/img]


#9 Orangutans

Orangutans are among the most intelligent primates. They were made extra popular on the Discovery Channel documentary of the Orangutan rehabilitation center in Borneo. The male's faces get buried in large fleshy padding like this one. It's so ugly it's cute!
[img]http://c3.likes-media.com/img/a05b3f3fe4b9753727cc22b7dff27616.600x[/img]


#8 California Condor

The endangered California Condor now is making a come back. The vulture is the largest North American land bird and it's bald head and neck makes it one of the most unsightly too.
[img]http://c3.likes-media.com/img/f78a054de28f1d545bc042f5b90bb8db.600x[/img]


#7 Frilled Shark

This creature is found in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans and usually deep at the bottom... thank goodness, because we wouldn't want to run into it while scuba diving! It's said that it catches prey by lunging forward like a snake, swallowing victims whole!
[img]http://c2.likes-media.com/img/63d3699061be30b1949ea1dd022fdde1.600x[/img]



#6 LLama with bucked teeth

This poor Llama is probably worse-off looking then the rest of his tribe mainly because of his bottom bucked teeth. Also... that's some hairstyle!
[img]http://c4.likes-media.com/img/62eaeba5a9e7deb483bf34700587a78b.600x[/img]


#5 Proboscis monkey (Nasalis larvatus)

Maybe it's his beady eyes, bulbous nose and pot belly, but this character is one of the most comical. We think he looks like a friendly old man! The south-east Asian monkey unfortunately is on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species... Oh no!
[img]http://c2.likes-media.com/img/07e977f6cdb70206f2710659a21b00d4.600x[/img]


#4 Poor Girl

With her pretty neck collar, it looks like she getting good love 'n care! She must be old but a haircut would do her wonders!
[img]http://c4.likes-media.com/img/842cefe2df3ad43d7d44583bca76a3da.600x[/img]


#3 Naked Mole Rat

The naked mole rat is one of the ugliest animals so it's a good thing they spend their lives underground. They're rather blind and live in colonies like bees and have one queen who is responsible for reproduction. Eww!!
[img]http://c3.likes-media.com/img/643e1a4a91dca9eb88ad6322fba58f98.600x[/img]


#2 The Blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus)

This is the only fish that looks like a person. It's the nose and lips.. you think? It almost looks like a cartoon character! The Blobfish lives in the deep-waters off Australia so people rarely get to see it... maybe this is a good thing.
[img]http://c1.likes-media.com/img/6dea4ea0556dfb95b6f592ab0bcfc687.600x[/img]


#1 Star Nosed Mole

The red 'star' of fleshy tentacles is this mole's nose and it's what's used to help his poor eyesight like sensitive antennas. Sorry, but this harmless North American resident gives us the creeps!
[img]http://c1.likes-media.com/img/8022060dab6cf43894a96ec5b2b73267.600x[/img]

from: http://aiyeboy.yourlikes.com/worlds-ugliest-animals?pid=88832&utm_source=mylikes&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=ml&utm_term=28377708
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Section Reference Library (sticky) by aiyeboy(m): 4:28pm On Oct 15, 2013
Christianity EtcGENESIS Chapter 3(who Should We Blame For Our Suffering Now ADAM,EVE Or SERPENT) by aiyeboy(op):
LAST sunday was wonderful in my church, as the pastor told the who congregation NO PREACHING TODAY..............
he told us to open to gen 3, and we should read then the men should defend adam, that he he is not to be blamed,women to defend eve that she is not to be blamed and the youth also should defend the serpent that ITS not guilty so guys i guess its cool if we also trash it out here.......
to me i beleive the serpent wasn't guilty because IT was just carrying out its normal daily activities, and u would help note in that chapter that IT never told eve to eat it all IT said was if u eat from it u shall know the truth.
so pals lets rub minds together and bring one out as the most guilty.
www.fb.com/aiyeboyx





wow it hit the front page after a month of posting..............THANK YOU
PoliticsRe: My Ordeal With Armed Robbers Vs Nigeria Police by aiyeboy(op): 9:06pm On Oct 01, 2013
Jakumo: And I apologize for my over-sabi reply earlier. That was an ordeal for sure, and it was indeed made worse by the police cash-for-investigation policy. Talk about being caught between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Anyway, on the positive side, those anti-theft features on the smart phone should soon give you a picture of the thief to post on the net, as suggested above.
i have check that and i have his fb account though abadoned but it carries his picture and his phone number is very much available but i dont call him
PoliticsRe: My Ordeal With Armed Robbers Vs Nigeria Police by aiyeboy(op): 6:50pm On Oct 01, 2013
Jakumo: What the phuck is all this chit ? You claim to be a student, yet you write like this ?

I did not spot a single period ( full-stop) in your entire effort, and the total absence of paragraphs just renders your verbiage totally un-readable.

I seriously intended to TRY and read all that chit above, but after rerpeatedly losing my place in your sea of writing, I phucking gave up.

May I respectfully suggest that you forget about computers and literacy, and sign up as a Nigerian policeman, where such communication skills are not necessary.
u wont mind me on that m on a borrowed laptop and i just gotta be as fast as possible.
PoliticsRe: My Ordeal With Armed Robbers Vs Nigeria Police by aiyeboy(op): 9:46am On Oct 01, 2013
otokx: That is Nigerian police stations for you, they are the same everywhere. What did the vigilante say?
they said nothing reasonable o my bro they said they were two streets away
PoliticsRe: My Ordeal With Armed Robbers Vs Nigeria Police by aiyeboy(op): 6:50am On Oct 01, 2013
cogitoErgo: when some pple say that Nigeria is a failed state, I thnk u will now reason wit thm my broda! Do the police need salary or beta office to do this work? U have alredy done 80% of the job, their own is to go there and arrest.
I will suggest u try civil defence or beta still SSS, because thnkng of NPF n d first instance is a mistake.
I also suggest u put your experience together in a very good and detailed write up, making sure u state the station involved and send it to a newspaper for publishing, at least let the whole world know, if possible send it to foreign media!
and lastly, please always backup ur work on various cloud storage systems eg box, google drive, dropbox etc, if what hapend to u, hapen to me, then 'I wuld rather kill myself dan to comit suicide'
thanks
PoliticsMy Ordeal With Armed Robbers Vs Nigeria Police by aiyeboy(op): 2:45am On Oct 01, 2013
morning nairalanders, every time i remember what i passed through within the last 2 weeks i seriously hate nigeria and this even made me more angry to hear we are celebrating independence, this was what actually happened and it happened to me not a movie....

on the 20th of september 2013 in my residence in akinyosoye street ondo my home in school as a student of adeyemi college of education ondo, this day would always leave lot to think of in me for the rest of my life as i slept being so weak from the days' work at around 12:45am i heard a loud hit on the backyard door before anyone could wake up the door was already pulled down and seven(according to those who saw them when leaving) men came in with weapons and started raiding the house of 8rooms and were seriously beating people mercilessly they entered my room and took all they could lay hands on with heavy hands of beating on me and my friends they took my samsung galaxy s2 from the trolley and took my laptop,my friend's laptop and in short they collected all our phones and all this didnt happen without heavy kicks from their big boots,they took us all and locked us i the landlady's room and went back to search each room and believe me nothing useful was spared talking of perfumes,modems,all my domiciliary mastercards and atms including money they left for the house behind our house at about 2:35am they also raided the house behind us and took to their hills.......................lets say i forgot this is a street we pay monthly vigilante/security dues and they were no where to be found there was nothing we could do so we accepted faith until security men came to open the door to where we were locked at about 5:15am i was so so so down and the guy next to my room was seriously injured so we took him to a nearby hospital and believe me he sustained a really fatal injury which they inflicted on him by hitting his cooking stove on his head.............
my samsung gala s2 has an anti theft activated in it that sends back any number inserted into it to my roommate so i waited to receive the new number inserted into my phone and lo and behold i received this message with the new number,and i had gone to the police station to make a report and promised to be back when i receive the msg and when i received it i went there and to my greatest surprise i was asked to pay 3k for signal file or so and i was like i lost all i had to thieves and u still ask me to pay money again and with the look on my face one of them said ok i shouldn't bother so i left the second day i was there again and the one that says i shouldn't bother explained things to me that they need to track the thieves down by calling them with a lady so they need money to get sim,load airtime and transportation he requested for #1500 buit i gave him the last 1k with me that day and to my surprise when i went back there he said i should go get an mtn sim i got it,he said i should go and load airtime on it which i also did from my own purse again now time to call i wish u could just imagine someone older than my mum that they said would make the phone call.....(god i felt like crying) and i forgot to add that when ever they want to make the call i would be the one to remove my sim from my torchlight phone i just got it was as if i was the one doing the case myself ,when i reasoned i was only loosing there than gaining or having hope to retrieve my phones and laptop back i left and went to get a computer with an internet connection to do some research and lo and behold i saw the persons details plus picture(that is the person who inserted his sim) but he is not in the state he came from a nearby state so i went to give the police all the details i got and i hated Nigeria more when he stylishly shielded away from going to that location to arrest the culprit he said if i could get enough money they may do that but Nigerians reason with me na i got no and i have been spending since the day this case started pls what do u think i can do even if its just my laptop,,,,,,,, got a whole lot of work on it that is seriously affecting me now
EducationRe: Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba, Post Ume Cut Off Info. by aiyeboy(m): 6:22am On Jul 29, 2013
Pls when will EBF environmental biology and fishery be having their own exam pls its urgent
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ok by aiyeboy(m): 7:58am On Apr 23, 2013
that to those who dont know
Sunebanty: Thanks to you all but what make you think the op is the person in the pix,i said check him out...and to you wey they jealous the guy,don't lie he is more handsome than you are,nawah for una o cos i know say na girls they jealous themselves.
FashionIs Your Old T-shirt Hurting African Economies? by aiyeboy(op): 7:21am On Apr 13, 2013
Inside one of the many busy open markets in Kampala, rows of hanged trousers and dresses swing in midair, casting a shadow over the colorful stacks of unsorted clothes sitting on rickety wooden stalls.

Amidst the hustle and bustle, bargain-hunting shoppers rummage through the large piles of printed t-shirts, short-sleeved blouses and retro jackets in search of a great deal.

This is the Ugandan capital's version of a thrift store, fully stocked with second-hand garments from the West. Here, European-made clothing, American sports jerseys and designer labels are all offered at discount prices, turning second-hand markets like this into a prime destination for cheap garments.

"Things from U.S. and UK, London, they are nice," says Karol, owner of a local second-hand market stall. "My customers keep on coming."
Cashing in on second-hand clothing
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Short-term gain, long-term pain?

The sale of Western cast-offs starts with charities in European and North American countries that earn money by offloading donated clothes they cannot find buyers for. The unwanted used clothes often end up in landfills. Increasingly, however, they are also being purchased by wholesalers, who then sort, label and package them into containers for export to different markets.

A large portion of these previously owned clothes ends up in market stalls across Africa -- according to an Oxfam report, used garments account for over 50% of the clothing sector by volume in many sub-Saharan African countries.

For customers in Kampala's bustling markets, however, this is no dumping ground. Instead, these clothes are as desirable as they are affordable.

"Yes, the price is right and the clothes are still looking good," says Brenda, a local shopper.

In the beginning, it appears to be a win-win situation for everyone involved; Western charities receive much-needed revenue, African buyers with weak purchasing power get low-priced, well-made clothing, and merchants find eager customers for their merchandise.

But some experts say that the mass influx of cheap hand-me-downs from the West could have a much more negative impact.

"The long-term effect is that countries such as Malawi or Mozambique or Zambia can't really establish or protect their own clothing industries if they are importing second-hand goods," says Andrew Brooks, lecturer at King's College London and co-author of a study called "Unravelling the Relationships between Used-Clothing Imports and the Decline of African Clothing Industries."
Your t-shirt may be quite cheap for someone to buy, but it would be better if that person could buy a locally manufactured t-shirt.
Andrew Brooks, King's College

"Your t-shirt may be quite cheap for someone to buy, but it would be better if that person could buy a locally manufactured t-shirt, so the money stays within the economy and that helps generate jobs," he adds.

Big business

Analysts say textile industries are relatively easy to develop and, as success stories like South Korea showcase, can provide the first step in the ladder towards economic growth. A booming clothing sector is labor intensive, generates national revenues through taxes and, ultimately, can help end dependency on aid.

But in Africa, the introduction of trade-liberalization policies and the opening of economies in the 1980s and 1990 allowed both second-hand and cheap new imports, especially from Asian countries, to enter markets across the continent.

This undermined growth opportunities for many local industries and led to the closure of several African clothing factories, say experts.

According to a 2006 report, textile and clothing employment in Ghana declined by 80% from 1975 to 2000; in Zambia it fell from 25,000 workers in the 1980s to below 10,000 in 2002; and in Nigeria the number of workers fell from 200,000 to being insignificant.

Meanwhile, second-hand became a highly lucrative industry across African markets. Whilst exact continent-wide figures are hard to come by, global used clothing exports from OECD countries stood at $1.9 billion in 2009, according to 2011 U.N. Comtrade data.

Yet Brooks claims the figure is an underestimation, largely because of the widespread smuggling of used clothes that occurs in many countries, as well as trans-shipments that are not documented in official statistics.

"The best estimate that probably gives the value of the global trade of second-hand clothing would be about $3 billion," he says. "Obviously, that's the import cost and once things are sold on retail, [it's] probably twice that," he adds.

Foreign AffairsMali Refugee Camp Appalling by aiyeboy(op): 7:10am On Apr 13, 2013
About 70,000 refugees who fled violence in Mali are living in "appalling" conditions in a camp in the middle of the Mauritanian desert, Doctors Without Borders said Friday.

The situation has only got worse in Mbera camp since French forces entered Mali in January to help local forces take on Islamist militants, the humanitarian group said.

About 15,000 more refugees have flooded into the camp since the fighting, and conditions are so bad there that many who were healthy became ill or malnourished after they arrived.

The number of children admitted to clinics in the camp for severe malnutrition more than doubled in that time, climbing from 42 to 106, Doctors Without Borders said.
What led to Mali's disintegration?
Mali's refugee crisis worsening

About 85% of the children under treatment arrived between January and February, despite the nutritional status of the new refugees being generally good when assessed on arrival.

"These statistics show that the refugees have grown weaker whilst in the camp, the very place where they should have been receiving assistance, including correctly formulated food rations from aid organizations," said Henry Gray, emergency coordinator for Doctors Without Borders.

"There has clearly been a lack of preparation for this new influx of refugees."

The camp was set up by the U.N. refugee agency, UNHCR, with the Mauritanian government 60 kilometers (about 37 miles) from the border when refugees started arriving in early 2012.

The report, "Stranded in the Desert," is based on testimonies collected from more than 100 refugees at the Mbera camp between February and mid-March of this year.

The majority of the refugees in Mbera camp are pastoralists who lived nomadic or semi-nomadic lifestyles in northern Mali, according to the report. Some of the families left their young men behind to tend to their herds while they fled over the border into neighboring Mauritania.

"Most of the refugees are from the Tuareg and Arab communities," said Gray.

"They fled preemptively, often for fear of violence due to their presumed links with Islamist or separatist groups. Their home in northern Mali is still in the grip of fear and mistrust."

Limited water, poor hygiene facilities

While some improvements have been made at the camp since the mass influx of new refugees three months ago, Doctors Without Borders said, "the challenge will be to continue to provide assistance that meets humanitarian standards."


Water is still in short supply in the desert camp, a situation made worse by daytime temperatures that reach 50 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit).

Refugees at Mbera receive just 11 liters of water per person per day, instead of the 20 liters recommended by humanitarian standards, the report said.

Some of the families that arrived in January had to wait more than a month for materials to build shelters, the report said. They were forced to do what they could with sticks and scraps of cloth in the meantime.

There is also a serious shortage of toilet facilities.

When the camp was extended in January to accommodate the influx of refugees, there were four latrines for 12,000 people -- far below the recommended minimum of one per 20 people. More are now being built, but the hygiene situation remains difficult.

Another problem is that the rations provided by the U.N. World Food Program, mostly rice and pulses, are very different from the pastoralist refugees' customary diet, which is based on meat and milk. Many new arrivals also suffer from delays in getting food supplies, the report said.

And with the situation in northern Mali still volatile as French and African forces hunt down the remaining Islamist fighters -- and against a backdrop of complex ethnic and political tensions -- it's unclear when the refugees will feel able to return home.

'This time, we left early'

A 71-year-old Malian interviewed for the report, Ibrahimou, said three sons had stayed in their village to care for the livestock, but the rest of his family had left.

"With the other village chiefs, we took the decision to leave out of fear of the Malian army," he said.

"I lost brothers and cousins in 1992. I saw a lot of atrocities and I lost a lot of loved ones in the conflict. I almost lost all my animals too. This time, we left early. Nobody knows when we will be back but, at my age, I have no desire to go into exile every 10 years."

About a quarter of those interviewed said they'd fled direct fighting where their lives or family members' lives were in danger.

A small percentage said they had fled because of the seizure of power by Islamist groups in cities such as Timbuktu, Gao and Kidal.

Islamist extremists carved out a large haven in northern Mali last year, taking advantage of a chaotic situation after a military coup by the separatist party MNLA.

Many of the most recent arrivals in the camp told Doctors Without Borders they had left Mali because of food shortages and other problems.

"Life has become very hard. I had nothing to give to my children. There was nothing to eat, shops were closed or empty. There was no market for cattle. I could not stay because I have small children to feed," said Halima, aged 24.

Doctors Without Borders has been working at Mbera camp since February 2012, when the first groups of refugees from Mali began to arrive.

Its teams have treated about 1,000 malnourished children since then and delivered about 200 babies.

Even before the latest influx of refugees, the nutritional situation was critical, with a study by Doctors Without Borders in November revealing mortality rates above the emergency threshold for children under 2 years old.

Since the French-led intervention in January, the number of consultations at its clinics in the camp has gone up from 1,500 to 2,500 per week, Doctors Without Borders said.

UNHCR has said that it and partner agencies "struggle to maintain minimum humanitarian standards in Mbera Camp."

RomanceRe: 10 Little Things That Break Up Relationships by aiyeboy(op): 11:48am On Apr 06, 2013
tmanuelle: No. 3 is outta it, I don't do "business" dt way. One of ma ex ws telln me recently abt d guy dt fuckd ha up 4 abt 3 yrs. From ha explanation, I cud deduce dt she ws actually wt d guy cos of his fortune, bt trust me, d guy seem 2v bn trained in one of d best "Business Schools" in d world.
Meanwyl, I am nt d stingy typ, I takia of ma woman 2d best of ma ability, bt a lady beta nt xpect anytn @all, dan xpect much n b so dissapointed in d end. More so it pisses me off if u r d expectant typ, kpakam#
nice but if u had #20,000 how much could be the highest you could spend for your girl?
RomanceRe: 10 Little Things That Break Up Relationships by aiyeboy(op): 11:47am On Apr 06, 2013
ayobase: U simply did't understand me...so, don't go all the way quoting and being rude!
that wasn't been rude o just sounding friendly
CelebritiesRe: How can i delete this post by aiyeboy(m): 4:21pm On Apr 05, 2013
How possible is he still broke,he sold the song na,where is the money?
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Sax Proposes To Sholatayo (Pictures) by aiyeboy(m): 1:24pm On Apr 03, 2013
So he wan marry my sister wey he never tell ma papa
BusinessRe: Wao! Nairaland Is Worth $20,135,908USD Read All You Wanna Know About Nairaland! by aiyeboy(m): 1:17pm On Apr 03, 2013
Nice one bro but those the daily revenue actually clocks that ?lets be since am not sure its close to $2k
Christianity EtcRe: Has Your Pastor Ever Preached From Songs Of Solomon? by aiyeboy(m): 1:15pm On Mar 31, 2013
Goshen360: New Living Translation (©2007)
The queen of Sheba will also stand up against this generation on judgment day and condemn it, for she came from a distant land to hear the wisdom of Solomon. Now someone greater than Solomon is here--but you refuse to listen. Matthew 12:42
wow this was the text in ma church today
Jokes EtcWhat The New Nigeria Looks Like by aiyeboy(op): 3:00pm On Mar 27, 2013
WELCOME TO THE 21ST
CENTURY IN NIGERIA.............
WHERE THERE ARE
DEAF AND DUMB PEOPLE AND MANY
SMART
PHONES.
WHERE SEX IS FREE AND LOVE IS
COSTLY.
WHERE LOOSING A PHONE IS MORE
PAINFUL THAN LOOSING VIRGINITY.
WHERE IF
U DONT CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER
U ARE NOT
SMART AND SHARP.
WHERE BATTROOMS HAVE
BECOME A PHOTO STUDIO.
WHERE GETTING A
BB IS AS GREAT TO THAN
ACHIEVING A BSC
DEGREE.
WHERE THE PEN IS NOW MIGHTIER
THAN SWORD AND THE BOMB.
WHERE
RELATIONSHIPS ARE BETTER THAN
MARRIAGES.
WHERE CONDOMS AND GUNS ARE
REPLACING
BIROS AND BOOKS IN SCHOOLS.
WHERE YOU
WON'T BE CALLED MATURE AS A
LADY IF YOU
HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH UP TO 10
DIFFERENT
MEN.
WHERE PROSTITUTION IS NOW A
JOB TO
BE RECKONED WITH.
WHERE PEOPLE PREFER
ROGUES AND LIARS AS A LEADERS.
WHERE
LADIES PREFER TO BE WITH A MAN
IN A JEEP
CRYING
THAN TO BE ON A BIKE HAPPY.
WHERE SLAVES
RIDE ON HORSES AND PRINCES ARE
TREKKING.
WHERE ANY MUSICIAN WHO HASN'T
SANG
ABOUT SEX AND WOMEN IS NOT A
GOOD
MISICIAN.
WHERE DRESSING NAKED IS A SIGN
OF
BEAUTY THAN DRESSING DECENT.
WHERE
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER
ACTORS AND
ACTRESS THAN TALENTED PEOPLE.
WHERE
TRUTH IS IGNORED AND LIARS ARE
WORSHIPPED.....
........IS THIS A GREAT NIGERIA TO
YOU? .......*tell me*.....
ProgrammingRe: Multi-Player Whot & Ludo Game For Phones: Please Help Us Test This App by aiyeboy(m): 2:41pm On Mar 27, 2013
xxyz17: Abeg no dey make mouth, I don try add you make I for teach you small lesson but e nor dey go. You can try adding me with xxyz17
i don add u tay tay
ProgrammingRe: Multi-Player Whot & Ludo Game For Phones: Please Help Us Test This App by aiyeboy(m): 2:39pm On Mar 27, 2013
dpuzo: Tried playing with you but didnt get any response, any problem with the game?
i saw ur invitation and i waited waited and waited no reply it was just writing waiting and i haven't played with anyone yet,has anyone here played with some apart from the com?
Jokes EtcAkpos Is So Brilliant by aiyeboy(op): 2:13pm On Mar 27, 2013
Akpos who has lived in Ghana all his life, just
got
admission into one of the Nigerian
institutions. At
the first day of lecture, the following
conversation
erupted…..
The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing
some
Nigerian history.” The Lecturer asked who
said, “I
shall return to die in the land of my fathers?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Akpos,
who had his hand up. Akpos replied: “King
Jaja of
Opobo, 1875”
very good!” said lecturer.
Then, she asked again, who said, “The land
use
act will feed the nation?” Again, no response
except from Akpos:”Obasanjo , 1976.”
The
Lecturer snapped at the class; “class, you
should
be ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our
Country,
knows more about our history than you do.”
The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: ”Ghana
must
go”.
“who said that?” she demanded, Akpos put
his hand up,”Buhari 1984.”
At that point, a
student at the back scornfully said;”Hmmm,
you
think you are smart?” The Lecturer glared
and
asked; “All right! Now,
who said that?” Again, Akpos
said,”Babangida to
Abiola, 1992.”
Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled “I dey
laugh
ooh” Akpos smilled back and said Obasanjo
to
Atiku 2001.
Now furious, another student yelled; ”Oh
yeah!
Eat this!” Akpos jumped out of his chair
waving
his hand and shouting to the
Lecturer,”Indian
mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998.
Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone
said;
“You little poo. If you say anything else, I’ll kill
you.” Akpos frantically yelled at the top of his
voice; “Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!”
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class
gathered
around her on the floor, someone said; “Oh
poo,
we’re in Big trouble now!” Akpos whispered;
“Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and
Lucky Igbinedon 2007.
Someone angrily said; “Dont answer him, he
is a
fool” Akpos smiled nd replied; “Obansanjo to
IBB,
2011
Now,
the Lecturer managed to get up and asked
Akpos; pls, who’re you? Show your self..
Akpos
jumped up, yelled and said; Jonathan to
BOKO
HARAM, 2012.

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