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missbronze:
If Hosea can forgive Gomar for unfaithfulness in the bible.


Why then, will a man not forgive his wife if she cheats.


You can forgive for children, the sacrifices she made in the marriage, etc.


All I am saying is to forgive is Divine.



And as long as we are mere mortals, to sin or err is a must. it may be from husband or wife. Therefore, we should always be ready to forgive one another.

Abeggi, no dey quote Bible. I find it amusing how quickly we are to quote the scriptures as an inference to how we should or would react to certain situations such as this.

When the reverse is what we would do should the situation present itself.

We just like to quote bible, even quote the bible as to why the chicken crossed the road!

shocker007:
I don't really know what VP Osinbajo is saying about GEJ not building any new road, but if you are familiar with Benin-Ore road before now.
We know this roads can take hours of our time to travel on.
But ever since GEJ worked on it. The road is a bliss till today and i can't but keep saying God will bless that man.

Except if the VP meant Creating a New Road Path and not Revamping the already destroyed ones.
Even as at that, what do we need New Road Path for?

I only wish Politics isn't played this way and people get to work more than they talk.

Is Benin-Ore a new road? The problem with Nigerians is the lack of understanding of simple English words. This is not to absolve the VP for any Gaffe of his as regards his statement if there is, but it will do well to understand before making comments!

PoliticalThuG:
Good day nairalanders.

There is this problem i have been having since i was 18. Now i am 22 but the problem still persists. I dnt know what to do to stop it, so i decided to bring it here to seek help.

Whenever i see a lady, what comes to my mind is how to have sex with her. It is becoming so embarrassing because sometimes my di.ck does rise at the sight of a lady or when i'm just enteracting with a lady.

I am a shy person, no doubt about it. Shyness will not allow me woo a lady but the sexual feeling will not go away. Sometimes i do watch porn. movies just to reduce or kill the feeling but it will never go away.

The good thing about this is that i dnt masturbate. I dnt like the idea at all.

Fellow nairalanders, how do i stop feeling Hot each time i see a lady? Does it associate with a particular age? Will i over-grow it?

Your contribution is needed. Thanks.

Dont fight it homs, it's just the Animal instincts in you!

draftmaster:
Save a husband's marriage by advising him maturely






http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2016/01/i-made-a-horrible-mistake-with-my-lovely-wife/

Dude, shit happens! Even the mst gentle guy can be turned to a demon overnight by a woman's tongue! That's how they are made. In our bid to control our outburst or anger, we lose it, and it's us being human. Don't beat yourself over it, she won't leave you!

As an ammeliorative measure, treat her ro a romantic getaway(if your pepper rest) I'd suggest venice, show her you truly love and didn't mean to hit her.

And as for you, get some counselling , only a weak man would hit his woman a 2nd time, hoping you won't do it a 2nd time.

Lastly buy plenty viagra, and render her immobile by ravaging sex during your romantic getaway, Bleep it, use skills from '50 shades of grey' sef!

Cutehector:
Enya...

Try ' the cranberries'

Thank me now, not later!

samento:
Can you see this in your state?

I'm from lagos, and I live not in Nigeria!

stephenduru:
Governor Ambode of Lagos State has moved a step forward towards tackling crime in the state by lighting up the nook and cranny of the city. The light up project is not only contributing to maintaining security in the state but also beautifying the area.

It should be recalled that Governor Ambode recently faced criticism when the state was faced with high crime rate especially on the road. In a bid to tackle crime in Lagos,Governor Ambode donated security vehicles and equipment to security operatives. He also inaugurated the Lagos light up project headed by the deputy governor, Oluranti Adebule which has received positive reactions from Lagosians.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/governor-ambode-beautify-lagos-state.html

How is this like london? You been to london before? Better still, use Google to get images of London and compare with these images! Thank me later...lol

jaelz:
Okay this the last stage in the hitman blood money game, can you see what am seeing in the 3rd here that relates to Nigeria? If yes did you think the referenced or honoured Nigeria or whats ur explanations on that?

I expect you to know better, that's is Not Nigerias Flag!

quiinnBee:
she was 18 no big deal

She was actually 17 sef, the dude should been arrested for pedophilia..jokes!!!

Oglethorpe University is in Chambee/brookhaven, GA. Maybe we can do Lunch soon Obanikoro!

yungchief:
Out of wedlock

So?!!!

standingtall:
hi guys,

I have been dating my fiance for 3 years now. In the beginning everything was cool until recently. About a month ago, I found condoms an, empty pack of condoms in his bag, I confronted him about it and he told me he saw the pack on the floor and he liked the colour of the pack so he picked it up.

I let it go because I didn't want to upset him since he started getting upset.

Fast forward to today, I was looking for change in his bag and this time I found 3 different brands of unused condoms in his bag.

I didn't say anything and I won't say anything. I am hurt and crying inside.I just don't understand what he wants again. I hate him so much right now.

Please my sisters, I need a coping mechanism until am safely far from him. Sorry about my epistle. I needed to let it out.

Why do you go unabated checking his bag?

Enahi:
I still don't understand why Men go crazy about big behinds.
Its embarrassing walking down the road and I start getting all sorts comments and look from Men.

The most painful part is I cant wear fitted skirts and gowns and feel comfortable anymore.

Ladies with big backside how do you cope? I get very shy when walking down the road because of the way Men stare at me. Its very embarrassing.


What should I do?

I have heard Men shout Ukwu when they see me. Seriously what should I do, am not finding it funny.

You need to ask 'Sir Mix A Lot'

Previous Govt. Spent Billions for this same event.

Why the unnecessary hate, there's nothing wrong or bad in what omotola has on, and yes even for a mother , it's a decent dress!!!

Rapture4real:
As a trained pastor, one area of theology that is of interest to me is Islamic Studies. It has nothing with being born again because it is just a study.When you have a matured mind, it will born affect your original faith.Benefits:interreligious dialogue, ability to persuade a Muslim to accept Christianity, Christian Apologetics, you can latter convert to study law it will give you added advantage

Nice one here

Collinsemegreat:
1.She got to pray! Remember the first comandment as a christian, we shouldn't worship any other God.
2. The surety of employment with that course, is not guarrantee- not generally need!.
3. It may be a test from God.
4. If she insist let her it's her choice and she may change it with gud cgpa

Your level of ignorance is unbelievable

mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.

Send this to wale Adenuga, this is a super story!!

It's two months APC took over and yet they are still comparing Buhari to Jonathan, that is what I call cluelessness of interstellar proportions.

Get to work already you fools!!

By the way I'm not a supporter of PDP or Jonathan.

Thank you!

Selective Judicial system, Cecilia I Bru stole 1000x more all she got was 6 months in a hotel like hospital, how about all the politicians who have stolen ..Nigeria is a huge mess, I pray God uses PMB to rewrite the wrongs of that Country!

Is it by dancing? What are his plans in uplifting the standard of living for his people? That's what will make him stand out if he so does improve thier living standards! Not by being common or dancing in the village square!

That's a private Jet. You reported it like he was going on a commercial Airline. I can't wait to see PMB come after this man and his goons!

It's just a well fed bat!

DuchessLily:
Yeye dey smell.... See what she is proud of doing; showing off how cheap she is

I bet you are jealous and would have loved to be in that position, quit the hate and beef already!

PassingShot:
4. Serious Undergoing Efforts to Recover Our Stolen Money: FIGHT AGAINST CORRUPTION
Before now, the mantra was "stealing is not corruption". Now it is "Stealing Is Now Corruption" and all treasury looters have started feeling the heat.

Apart from efforts being made locally in this regard, it was the other major reason the president was invited to USA. Despite what the wailers will have us believe, PMB himself has recently said that he has received from USA, some documents that will assist Nigeria in tracking and recovering our stolen money from the looters. Read it here please http://www.punchng.com/news/us-gave-buhari-names-of-oil-thieves-source/ .

Similar efforts are being coordinated with UK, Switzerland, France and others. Read here also http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-traces-looted-funds-to-uk-switzerland-others/

Is it not then an absurdity to read many wailers shouting blue murder whenever we read that EFCC or DSS invites some treasury thieves for questioning? It is absurd because every sane person knows that PMB/VPYO campaigned on the three main cardinal points of ending insurgency, fighting corruption and improving the economy. So, if he fails to go after those who have stolen their future and that of their unborn generations, will the president be deemed successful in his campaign promise?

5. Refineries now Working:
I know many including some PMB supporters will be quick to point me to the president statement that he didn't do anything to make the refineries work. That is another sterling quality of the president but wait, I have some pertinent questions for you.

* Did NNPC/GEJ not tell us in Feb 2015 that N99bn was needed by Nigerian engineers to fix the refineries or not as contained here? http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/nigerian-engineers-to-repair-refineries-for-n99bn-nnpc/

* Did NNPC and GEJ's team not tell us in March of this year that $550 million was needed to fix the refinery or not? give us as contained here? http://thenationonlineng.net/new/nnpc-to-repair-refineries-with-550m/

* On March 6, 2015 (before the election), did GEJ/NNPC not tell us that refineries will not work before 2016 or not? http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/refineriesll-be-back-on-stream-2016-nnpc/

There is no report anywhere that any of the requested sums was paid by the FG to NNPC, yet the refineries have started working!

The fact remains that, had GEJ won the election, the refineries would not have worked, even in 2016. We traveled that deceitful routes with jonathan many times before.

The fact that PMB is known to be on a mission on corruption; with NNPC the number one priority, is what has made NNPC to quickly put its acts together and bring the refineries on board.

Btw, I already did a comprehensive thread on this here https://www.nairaland.com/2392387/buhari-not-jonathan-responsible-refineries

6. Improved Electricity:
Only the bigots will deny the fact that electricity has improved compared to GEJ's era. The miracle we're witnessing here is similar to what is happening with refineries. The Transmission Company of Nigeria has continued to achieve one peak or the other since the coming of PMB. Is it another coincidence? No, it is not.

Through FG's efforts, there have been improvement in gas supply to the generating stations. These generating stations have been there since GEJ's era, how come they couldn't get gas supply despite government granting suppliers various loans? The answer is that the suppliers and some PHCN big wigs connive to elope with the loans while keeping Nigerians in darkness. But with a new Sheriff in town, they dare not try the same nonsense. End of story. https://www.nairaland.com/2487750/again-tcn-records-new-power#36402389

7. Nigeria Image Boosted:
I don't think I need to say much here as comments from notable citizens and international figures are a testament to this fact. Even, PDP has been somehow forced to eat the humble pie when they declared that "Buhari is the only clean man in APC". To many of us, this is a huge difference between the two parties. After all, PMB/VPYO are the representatives of the change we fought for.

To attempt to put things into perspective, take a good look at the Nigeria PMB inherited from the Otuoke man.

God Bless Nairaland
God Bless Patriotic Nigerians
God Bless PMB/VPYO
God Bless Nigeria

Let us not be hasty to praise PMB, I am a passionate supporter of PMB for the sole reason of his selfless and discipline outlook, but for us to run to his praise barely two months of taking over will be for us to tow the path of blind followership, one of the major problems that the last dispensation was characterized by.

We must not rush neither hurry to sing praises, IMO , he is yet to achieve anything or even start work sef!!

That's no news Fayose, we know. where else would have formed your immoral and careless attitude!

I am yet to see any immortal man, who no go die?

Captain from the bench?

Next!

CuteMaryJ:
Hello everyone, I hope this makes FTC. This started as a rumour and it sent shocks into the hearts of a lot of university aspiring students. I would love if this message is spread across and everyone gets to know of it.

According to news reaching us from inside reports, Jamb has suddenly come up with a new eligibility regulation whereby students that scored 200marks & above in 5 Nig top universities are being posted to other universities (mostly private universities). The affected universities include Unilag, OAU, Unilorin, Uniben and a yet to be confirmed institution.

Though the Federal Government set the new Jamb score at 180, unfortunately, applicants to these affected universites who scored 200 and above may not write the post utme exam not to talk if being admitted.

According to highly reliable sources, Jamb has shortlisted 9,937students (out of over 30,000 applicants) for Unilag PostUtme & 18,324 students Unilorin by using different cut off marks like 220,240,250& 255 for diferent courses & catchment area. This is a very illegal move which MUST be fought against.

So for those who opt for these universities in their utme, hurriedly go to your school portal to see things for yourself. A friend of mine just checked hers and discovered she has been changed to an unknown institution. This is no longer a rumour. Thousands of students who passed their UTME examination & applied for these universities will be denied admission. This is a move against the poor who cannot afford expensive private universities. How can someone opt for his/her preferred choice then you deny him the chance to write the exam? Non~indigenes are the most at risk. This is illegal. SAY NO TO CORRUPTION! SAVE NIGERIAN STUDENTS!

For unilag students, you can check your eligibility status by following these steps:
1): Go to Unilag website www.unilag.edu.ng
2) Go to Prospective Students
3) Click on Full Time Undergraduate Admission
4) Click on POST-UTME APPLICATION
5) Insert your utme registration number, telephone number and email address...

Join us @ UNILAG GATE tomorrow 22/7/15 by 7a.m. for a mass but peaceful protest. Remember that a closed mouth is a closed destiny

Cc lalasticlala (Please help move this to front page)

Sources:
> http://www.unilag.edu.ng/newsdetails.php?NewsID=2224
>http://www.ui.edu.ng/New-Regulations-and-JAMB-Revised-requirement
>www.uilugportal.unilorin.edu.ng/
>http://admissions.unilag.edu.ng/?page_id=253
>http://www.channelstv.com/2015/07/14/jamb-announces-cut-off-mark-for-201516-admission/
>http://www.uilugportal.unilorin.edu.ng/putme_instruction.php
>http://unilagadmissionguide.com/2015/07/21/jamb-new-policy-on-eligibility-of-candidates-for-20152016-admission-for-undergraduates/
>http://www.myschoolgist.com.ng/ng/unilag-jamb-new-policy/

The level of rot in the education system is alarming, in my time cut off mark was from 240.

Sheds tears for naija

CuteMaryJ:
Hello everyone, I hope this makes FTC. This started as a rumour and it sent shocks into the hearts of a lot of university aspiring students. I would love if this message is spread across and everyone gets to know of it.

According to news reaching us from inside reports, Jamb has suddenly come up with a new eligibility regulation whereby students that scored 200marks & above in 5 Nig top universities are being posted to other universities (mostly private universities). The affected universities include Unilag, OAU, Unilorin, Uniben and a yet to be confirmed institution.

Though the Federal Government set the new Jamb score at 180, unfortunately, applicants to these affected universites who scored 200 and above may not write the post utme exam not to talk if being admitted.

According to highly reliable sources, Jamb has shortlisted 9,937students (out of over 30,000 applicants) for Unilag PostUtme & 18,324 students Unilorin by using different cut off marks like 220,240,250& 255 for diferent courses & catchment area. This is a very illegal move which MUST be fought against.

So for those who opt for these universities in their utme, hurriedly go to your school portal to see things for yourself. A friend of mine just checked hers and discovered she has been changed to an unknown institution. This is no longer a rumour. Thousands of students who passed their UTME examination & applied for these universities will be denied admission. This is a move against the poor who cannot afford expensive private universities. How can someone opt for his/her preferred choice then you deny him the chance to write the exam? Non~indigenes are the most at risk. This is illegal. SAY NO TO CORRUPTION! SAVE NIGERIAN STUDENTS!

For unilag students, you can check your eligibility status by following these steps:
1): Go to Unilag website www.unilag.edu.ng
2) Go to Prospective Students
3) Click on Full Time Undergraduate Admission
4) Click on POST-UTME APPLICATION
5) Insert your utme registration number, telephone number and email address...

Join us @ UNILAG GATE tomorrow 22/7/15 by 7a.m. for a mass but peaceful protest. Remember that a closed mouth is a closed destiny

Cc lalasticlala (Please help move this to front page)

Sources:
> http://www.unilag.edu.ng/newsdetails.php?NewsID=2224
>http://www.ui.edu.ng/New-Regulations-and-JAMB-Revised-requirement
>www.uilugportal.unilorin.edu.ng/
>http://admissions.unilag.edu.ng/?page_id=253
>http://www.channelstv.com/2015/07/14/jamb-announces-cut-off-mark-for-201516-admission/
>http://www.uilugportal.unilorin.edu.ng/putme_instruction.php
>http://unilagadmissionguide.com/2015/07/21/jamb-new-policy-on-eligibility-of-candidates-for-20152016-admission-for-undergraduates/
>http://www.myschoolgist.com.ng/ng/unilag-jamb-new-policy/

The level of rot in the education system is alarming, in my time cut off mark was 240.

Sheds tears for naija

Now this is looking more like deciet , APC has only been cosmetic thus far, we need to see concrete structures on ground else the hate PDP Received will Be Childs Play TO WHAT APC WILL Receive !