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Health / Re: Peace Samuel Omana: Multicoloured Eyed Girl At Mile 12 Market Cute Photoshoot by ajalaolanr(m): 3:51pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
Wawu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Career / Re: What Are The Necessary Steps I Can Take To Be A Commercial Pilot? by ajalaolanr(m): 4:04pm On Jul 07, 2017 |
sugah: That is correct. |
Career / Re: What Are The Necessary Steps I Can Take To Be A Commercial Pilot? by ajalaolanr(m): 2:43pm On Jul 07, 2017 |
sugah:constant flying does not mean every day, but he should not have a long hiatus |
Career / Re: What Are The Necessary Steps I Can Take To Be A Commercial Pilot? by ajalaolanr(m): 2:21pm On Jul 07, 2017 |
If you are between the age range of 30- 35, Forget that career bro. It will take you 10 yrs minimum of constant flying to build your hours to get a good paying job. it will cost you between $50k - $75k for the training and another $25k for type rating. so be looking at a cost range of bout $75k-$100k. You will do your PPL, Instrument Rating and CPL. PPL=Private Pilots License Instrument Rating = flying blinfolded and with just the aid of the planes avionics and Instruments, in essense flying at night. CPL+ flying a faster plane with a landing gear and also speed in excess of 250 Miles an Hr . Type rating= Learning how to fly the particular plane that interestes you. Most of all look for a sponsor, and God help you bro. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: The Girl I Nearly Committed Suicide Because Of Now Wants Me Back.(advice) by ajalaolanr(m): 9:04pm On Jul 05, 2017 |
mostsimpliest: The Things i read online these days!!!!! 1 Like |
Business / Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate From 1972-2017 Will Amaze You (photos) by ajalaolanr(m): 8:54pm On Jul 05, 2017 |
ADEWUMIMichael: This is wrong, The $$ got to a high of N500 last year, why do i not see the figure there? |
Travel / Re: What Special Services Do You Receive When You Fly Business/First Class? by ajalaolanr(m): 3:50pm On Jun 27, 2017 |
uboma: Understanding the Class system will give you a better perspective to this. First, Business and Economy (Gbogbo Ero ). First class is pretty much you having your privacy much to yourself, The elitists and royals fly mostly in this category. They mostly would want their privacy and would not want to be disturbed or taken by peoples faces, hence they choose to have a first class ticket booked where they can have pretty much anything to themselves, some other benefits may include a view into the pilots cabin, more variety in the food , entertainment and drinks. Business Class as the saying goes, Gives privacy and also allows for networking, Most executives of Companies fly this for the main and sole purpose of meeting like minds, exchanging contacts , discussing business and pitching ideas to prospects. Some women also use this opportunity to sell their trade, i know of a few that get contacts from their insiders that let them know the time and dates some elites are flying , they will book sits next to those elites and dress erotically just to entice those men, who of cos would not want such a sexy and luscious looking woman pass them by. this also comes to more variety in food , entertainment and Drinks too. Economy; this is the variety that is for every Tom Dick and Harry, this is just a way to say...i just want to get to my destination, rarely are business discussions initiated on such flights, but some do... Many may also meet their future wives or husbands in this category as it is a more relaxing class. By the way, all in the different classes take off and arrive at the same time!! lol My post was based on international routes, I do not know of local flights that have First Class arrangement , But some have business class which in most cases are the seats in front of the plane coming with bigger capacity seats. |
NYSC / Re: Corper Poses With His Mother Who Sold Pap To Educate Him (Photos) by ajalaolanr(m): 2:15pm On Jun 23, 2017 |
ecoeco: lol...you are crazy i swear down....hahahahahahah |
Celebrities / Re: Elizabeth Adeola Oshodi, Dammy Krane's Mother Issues Statement On His Arrest by ajalaolanr(m): 3:15pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
IhateAfonjas: This is very true, They will not waste Tax payers money to investigate and arrest you if they have not built up a very strong case, they usually will have evidence that will lead you to being locked away for a very long time, Need i say that the prison system in the USA is Private and the only way they make money is by locking people up for a long time. Trust me, they wont have arrested him, if it was just a first time attempt, they would let it fly ....this must have been a well built up case. Why people want to live the life of the Jonses amazes me...if you are hardworking and tedious, you will live a very beautiful life in the usa , the life that rich people live in Nigeria, and you will even have a better quality of life...work hard, obey the law and enjoy your life.... |
Culture / Re: Canadian Lawmaker In Nigeria To Invite Ooni Of Ife To Canada. Photos by ajalaolanr(m): 9:34pm On May 23, 2017 |
I respect the OONI Of Ife, Why? Hes so humble, I despise the servant and political Oba of Lagos, why? he's so stupid and full of Himself, He's nothing but a 'lil' kid when put on a bed, he rolls back on the floor where he belongs. Long Live the OONI of Ife. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Sir Roger Moore Is Dead, "James Bond" Actor Dies At 89 by ajalaolanr(m): 3:48pm On May 23, 2017 |
7 REASONS WHY ROGER MOORE IS THE BEST JAMES BOND April 12, 2013 Roger Moore doesn’t usually come to mind when weeding out the best Bond over the last 50 years. Sure, he’s a world away from Fleming’s vision, almost straying into comedy territory with his portrayal and these days it’s all about the dark, gritty reboots. But sometimes you need a hero that can appreciate just how bloody silly something is and is still happy to go along for the ride. Moore does just that and then some; a jovial sociopath verbally violating dying men with quips and puns, carrying out his patriotic duty with a seemingly constant erection stowed down his pants. Here’s 7 reasons why Roger rocked the tux. 1) He was Bond before he was Bond… Even before he was cast in the role of the tuxedo-swathed Commander Bond, Moore was already flexing his eyebrows, honing his repertoire of bad jokes and generally hamming it up ten whole years before his silver screen debut in a comedy skit on the British TV show Mainly Milicent. Hell, take out the tittering audience and you’ve pretty much got the template for his entire run as everyone’s favourite superspy. 2) He has the best arch enemies The Roger Moore run of Bond movies play host to some of the best Bond villains in the entire series and only the campiest of secret agents could take on this bizarre medley of whack jobs and still pull off a credible performance. Here are just a few: It’s not the size that counts… Francisco Scaramanga in The Man with the Golden Gun. Three nipples, two sandwiches short of a picnic and one ridiculously impractical flat pack golden gun are just some of the highlights of this assassin-for-hire. Aside from the fact that it’s Christopher Count fucking Dracula Lee, he has his own henchmen try to assassinate him every now and then for kicks and keeps a dummy James Bond in his underground funhouse to practice his French kissing technique. Probably. This floss seems kinda thick… Jaws in The Spy who Loved Me and Moonraker. An indestructible giant with steel dentures and a penchant for biting anything at hand, be it vegetable, mineral or Bond. Other kooky candidates include Nick Nack, Scaramanga’s right hand and heir who is ultimately thwarted by being stuffed into a suitcase; Baron Samedi,an immortal Voodoo god who nevertheless needs a robotic decoy to take a bullet in his place; May Day, a woman that oozes 80’s androgyny whilst casually bench-pressing men in her spare time; and Dr. Kananga, who harbours a split personality disorder that apparently includes Micheal Jackson circa the 90s and meets his demise when Bond shoves compressed air pellet down his gullet resulting in one of the most hilarious on-screen deaths ever. 3) He’s the perviest Bond by a mile. Moore’s Bond is the happiest to casually abuse his position and the tools at his disposal just to get laid. And the best part? He truly doesn’t give a Bleep. Despite being on the payroll of Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Moore’s Bond is happy to receive payment for his specialty services in sexual favours from a desperate Andrea Anders in The Man with the Golden Gun and the sticky cherry on this gooey cake of depravity? He stuffs a co-worker he was seconds away from porking into a cupboard while he does the deed. You’ll get your turn! In Live and Let Die, he pulls out all the stops to seduce a young virgin, knowing full well that the minute they utter “Lahium!” over the breaking of her hymen, she’ll lose her tarot superpowers and become useless to the religiously superstitious Dr. Kananaga. After relentlessly chipping away at her resolve like a Hot woodpecker, he finally gets his way by turning her tarot cards against her using a trick deck. Before you watch the video, just consider the practicalities of this little stunt; Bond would have to locate a shop that stocks the exact tarot deck Solitaire uses, buy approximately 80 packs, sift through each for the Lovers card, construct his trick deck and slide a couple of random cards on top before showing up in her room to cinch the deal. There is nothing this guy won’t do for a little poontang. So far Roger Moore has holds the record for sticking his tongue down the most Bond girls’ throats with a tally of 20. That’s commitment to the job. 4) Amazing stunts The Moore movies have had some of the most epic moments in the series. Kananga’s comical death aside, here are just a few of them: Another Live and Let Die entry, Bond is so badass he uses crocodiles as scaly stepping stones without even breaking a sweat. No stranger to finding himself in ludricous situations, in Moonraker, Bond is tossed from a plane and has to grapple a foe for his parachute on the way down, enduring a faceful of buttocks in the process. And who could forget the famous The Union Jack parachute moment from The Spy Who Loved Me. 5) He’s all for equality Always one to support the feminist movement, Bond does what he can to promote gender equality in the workplace. 6) He doesn’t take himself too seriously Roger Moore’s Bond persona embraces the lashings of cheese thickly spread over his run in the series creating such absurd moments as the slide whistle car stunt. The final segment of the Venice boat chase which transcends action movie status and gears up into full blown comedy. And one of the most farcical characters of the series to date – the redneck Sheriff Pepper. 7) Moobs Daniel Craig may be rocking a diamond hard six pack but Moore was never afraid to unleash his sagging man boobs for all the world to see. The oldest Bond, Moore came to the role at the ripe age of 42 and was in in his early 60s when he hung up the bowtie, but he never let that stop him from giving us an eyeful of man titties. 33 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Religion, Power And Politics by ajalaolanr(m): 4:58pm On May 22, 2017 |
I am beginning to see the relationship between Religion , Power and Politics. They are like the three headed Hydra (Sea Monster)...three heads seperated with distinct necks, aligned and joined at the base onto the same body! They serve the same purpose by the rich and ruling class in a uniform bid to keep the masses entertained , divide them, turn them against themselves and keep them at all cost away from the truth. They have the tools to achieve this purpose and they use it damn very well. Some of the pertinent tools are : The Media Industry, The Tech Industry, The Sports and Entertainment industry and The finance industry. These tools all play the crucial roles of defining your lives and keeping you further apart from the truth. You are perpetually blind, asleep and may never be 'woke'. Take the Red Pill my friends! 1 Like 1 Share |
Music/Radio / Re: "Made For You": Banky W Features Adesua Etomi In New Music Video by ajalaolanr(m): 2:16pm On May 10, 2017 |
victorisreal02: eveytime kiss kiss...lol |
Politics / Re: "Port-Harcourt Is Part Of Igboland And Igbos Developed Lagos" - Pat Utomi by ajalaolanr(m): 3:40pm On May 08, 2017 |
hornyofife: Your eyes be deceiving you like it aims at deceiving us abi? |
Romance / Re: What Does My Neighbour's Wife Mean By This? by ajalaolanr(m): 2:05pm On May 03, 2017 |
Brasstop:Nigger, if you ain't invited Formally, Don't Invite yourself~! |
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Pockets N8.2 Billion For Beating Klitschko by ajalaolanr(m): 2:36pm On May 02, 2017 |
ellagabs: Better go learn Boxing then... you think it was Anthony's call God Picked? he worked tirelessly for it. |
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Congratulates Anthony Joshua, FG To Invite Him Soon by ajalaolanr(m): 2:28pm On May 02, 2017 |
Shameless Leaders! |
Politics / Re: Buhari Not Harrasing Jonathan's Family, Law is Taking Its Course - Presidency by ajalaolanr(m): 6:57pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
Foxyn: hahahahahha, I found this hilarious |
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Pictured With Abdulsalami Abubakar by ajalaolanr(m): 6:53pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
newsynews: This man emptied the Treasury of $6Billion before handing over to Obasanjo, Obasanjo also emptied about $16billion...God you are patient sha! Then Gej, Father of all emptying ...we cant even know how much he emptied. God dey sha! |
Crime / Re: RCCG Woman Who Attempted Suicide In Lagos Arraigned In Court, Granted N500k Bail by ajalaolanr(m): 5:13pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
Jeus: Dem dey craze for that country, So una arrest person wey dey depressed ...walahi dem people wey be our leaders dey Craze!! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Isiaka Adeleke's Corpse Being Buried In Osun (Photos) by ajalaolanr(m): 3:48pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
Jajayi: Shallow Grave, Don't y'all think? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: RMD's Top 10 Ways You Annoy Me On Instagram (Photos) by ajalaolanr(m): 9:44pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
lalasticlala: No 4: what is a freaking 'elder' doing on instagram if not that hes trying to be like a youth. Nonsense, all these old men seeking unnecessary attention . |
Phones / Re: Free Public Wifi In BRT Buses by ajalaolanr(m): 8:34pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
alienvirus: Dude, You were just profiled via your facebook account, why the hell did i require your facebook log on details? |
Fashion / Re: The Contestants For Miss Nigeria USA 2017 Beauty Pageant (Photos) by ajalaolanr(m): 7:35pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
iamhorny: Fine women have finished in Nigeria 'pha'? |
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Serves Passenger On Abuja-Kaduna Train by ajalaolanr(m): 6:32pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
LOL247: Keep them entertained while you loot them dry, 'Politics 101'! |
Politics / Re: Fayose Shares Money To Children Who Flocked Around Him After Project Inspection by ajalaolanr(m): 2:09pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
henryanna36: Dear God, we are sorry! what more would your require that we do to rid us of these clowns we have as leaders?...Please help. |
Religion / Re: Anja Ringgren Loven & Her Husband, David Emmanuel Umem Pictured by ajalaolanr(m): 2:39pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
SmartBug: Green Card In Denmark? smh! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Tony Anenih's Daughter Owns The Apartment Raided By EFCC - Sahara Reporters by ajalaolanr(m): 2:10pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
Sunnynwa: How sir? SR just said who owns the apartment, SR did not say she owns the money! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: BBN Winner Efe Unfollows Instagram Followers by ajalaolanr(m): 2:33pm On Apr 12, 2017 |
gritzky1996: The proud person always wants to do the right thing, the great thing. But because he wants to do it in his own strength, he is fighting not with man, but with God. God opposes the proud, but gives grace to the humble. Pride is pleasure arising from a man's thinking too highly of himself. 'where he rode on the back of others' |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Tweets, 'North Korea Is Looking For Trouble'(Photos). by ajalaolanr(m): 5:15pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
Explorers: Trump sounds in every way possible a Nigerian, He leads just like a Nigerian leader, His leadership style Mimicks what we have in Nigeria and all over Africa. This tweet is so funny, just like a little child telling his friend....You are looking for trouble ooooo 2 Likes |
Crime / Sweden Terror Attack by ajalaolanr(m): 3:34pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
: Active gunman near metro station after truck hits Stockholm crowd The huge truck ploughed into store fronts leaving a trail of bloodied bodies on the floor. Minutes later reports of gunfire began to emerge. Police have now confirmed a shooter was active in Fridhemsplan - around a 20 minute drive from the first incident. Shops the street have closed down and people are being locked inside, according to reports. One woman wrote on Twitter: “Friend are trapped at the dentist at fridhemsplan. Police say it is anxiously outside.” Armed police are at the main railway station in Stockholm, reports Aftonbladet. http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/789219/Sweden-terror-truck-attack-Drottninggatan-Parliament-closed |
Politics / Re: Gbagada Residents Contribute To Fix Their Dilapidated Roads (Photo) by ajalaolanr(m): 3:08pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
bluaero: You want Buhari to come Fix roads in Gbagada? wow!! |
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