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Rangers: Access bank mtcheeeeeeew.Got to d last stage of interview,we were asked to write essays of abt 4000 words.Which wasn't funny to say d least.For d final interview,I met d lady in d Hrdepartment who told me to source for 5million naira as fixed deposit and tenor days will be 6mnths.Some peeps wer given 7.5m naira while odas were 10m naira.a
All wer fixed deposit to b kept for six mnths.We we're given 10 days to source for it which ended last week friday else no employment for you.Crazy people.

Laff wan tear my edhardy shirt Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo.

How many times do you guys expect fbn to recruit in a year? From what i know, its workforce that handles fbn recruitment. I have a friend who has just been invited for the last stage of the 5 phase recruitment process. His interview is scheduled for tomorrow 31/05. Don't know about access. Is that not the bank that pegs its entry level age at 24? Rubbish

damilarelr: Delivered into everyone's mailbox. Make I sleep now.

Bro, abeg me sef need d study pack. Kindly forward to my mail addy; abiodun.ajibike1@yahoo.com
May God bless you man

MOBBDEEP: Seconded ( your applause of the OP ).
On the 'gbagaun's, you are on point brother. I just enjoy hearty laughter with the numerous slips I witness though I quite agree it's not worth too much fuss beyond the thrills it ripples out.

You have nailed it. There is no better way to put it, afterall it is not our mother tongue...

MOBBDEEP: @ Van Snickers & Ajirapsy,
Una go kill me with laughter.
Imagine! You nailed that post. I guessed it must have been typographical mistake.

It is not uncommon to spot gbagauns on NL bruv. You have to watch your back. That said, the OP deserves a lot of credit for the write up. Enough said already. @kadata; nice posts, keep it up.

Ugosample: What if someone started with a CGPA of 2.8, can he still make it? Anyway, this is a timely piece of information.

Highly unlikely...

Van snickers: @op


Well Done, extremely intelligent write up.



I reserve my comment my wonderful 2:1 holder.

Am not the only person to have noticed that. She try small sha....

mankand: Brosssssssssssssssssssssss

All theses you laws no fit work for University of Ilorin, You better cram for exams and get the score you need or else you are finished and face Tanke

Hey dude, are you referring to another University of ilorin? I finished from there in 2010. I applied most of the points mentioned by the OP and with God on my side, i was celebrated on our Convocation's day. Don't limit yourself bro. Forget about tanke, i lived there during my time at the school. Those that limited me when i was doing A Levels before i secured admission were all shocked when my result came out. The journey starts from day one my brother. You have to believe you can do it...

@OP; i agree with most of your points. Especially 1 & 4. Needless to say i graduated with one.

Another mischievous story. I could not finish it, but from the little i read. How could he have hated Jesus the son of Mary (Peace be on him)? No TRUE muslim does that. We love him just like all the other prophets, right from Adam to Muhammad(May the peace and blessing of the Almighty Allah be with them all).

If u dont have any meaningful thing to say, den shut d 4ck up. We shall all be held accountable 4 all our actions on judgement day. U dont call d ALMIGHTY thirsty Allah.

noblezone: Koran has sympathy for those who kill for the blood thirsty Allah.
Did I say sympathy? I mean support...... em mmm. Its even a command.

Islam is not a religion of peace.

The peace in Islam is defined by subduing all with contrary views.

The sooner we face the truth, the better for us.

Shior 2 levante, dey hv lost dis match already. I dont see dem finishin witout conceding anoda 2goals. Rubbish

Levante no 4ck up abeg. Bt dey hav 2 bury dia chances o. Cos i no trust dis UEFAlona, sori Barcelona. Lets go 7pts clear 2nite. CR7 41 league goals. No be beans nah. Hala Madrid

I think we should all shift our focus from Orji & think about the system itself. Also, i think this report is lopsided. The writer focused on Orji getting mad, whereas we were all made to believe as at when he was arrested that he was a mad man. So this is not news to me. For a second, think about the other 554 people also awaiting trial in the same prison. Am sure there are many more in other prisons across the country. Blacks on Blacks. That is not fair.

violent: The only thing i consider madness in this case is the system that keeps people locked up awaiting trial for 13 fu[i]c[/i]king years...Is this even a country we have at all?

Justice is not served by making him await trial for his crime...Justice is only served when/if he is found guilty and punished accordingly.

What is perhaps even more gutting is that the rubbish newspapers we have have chosen to ignore these outrageous human rights violations and focused on mundane talks such as TB Joshua's predictions or Mo-Hits break up. We really are insane as a collective group of people, even the thread was focused on his mental health than the obviously more important issues. What if it wasn't Orji? what if it were someone who got locked up for trivial non-punishable stuffs like Insulting the village's "big man"?


A corpse as they say is just a corpse until that corpse is your pops!!!....the same system that sees nothing wrong in holding a man for 13 years without trial is still here and the next man may just be someone very close.

Nice post man

It is very easy to spot scam job adverts. Am sure this is one of them. Fellow NL, shine ur eyes. Don't part with your hard earned lil cheese. Am speaking from Lagos experience,

Boyloaf:
Union Bank Aptitude Test
hello all, i just got a text from Dragnet. which
says, You hav bn shortlisted to take a
personality test by Union Bank,
Pls who else got d same text? Is it a scam?
What r d likely questions? Pls mods create a
thread for dis to help fellow nairalanders.
Pls

Hey bro, got d same sms but i'm contemplating on going cos i could remember d position we applied for was Retail banking. I later learnt dat retail banking is marketing & i don't think i want that kind of job irrespective of the pay. Goodluck to u & others.
Does anyone have d idea of d kind of questions they set in dragnet aptitude test i.e quantitative,verbal,logical reasoning,spatial diagram et al? I have a test wit them this saturday for an Oil & Gas company. Thanks

D emir so highly placed to have shed crocodile tears in d presence or his subjects. I think he was deeply overwhelmed by d high death toll. They should start acting now, before he becomes a victim,