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Romance / Re: Man ''Working In Oil Company'' Tries To Scam Lady On Facebook. Then This Happens by Ajisebioyolaari: 11:27am On Mar 23, 2018

The lady is barely only smart by half.....she even deleted some of her messages to appear like she was smart from the beginning. She actually replied him when he asked for her occupation. Where is that part? Two dullards.

Meanwhile, Someone who is a staff of "Chaverlom" should "nomarry" be able to afford N400 airtime na....... grin

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Travel / Re: NSCDC Pursues Commercial Bus Into Valley In Enugu, Passengers Die by Ajisebioyolaari: 9:41pm On Mar 22, 2018

Wanna create an assassin squad in Nigeria?

Just recruit a group of jobless youths into the any of the military or paramilitary outfit. Give them fully loaded rifles and watch them act like animals.

Uniform + Rifle = Wild Animals that love to suck human blood

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Politics / Re: Dapchi Residents Wave & Hail Boko Haram As They Drop Off Schoolgirls (Video) by Ajisebioyolaari: 1:22pm On Mar 21, 2018

Dont even know what to say

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 5:20pm On Mar 13, 2018

hammer2010:

Abeg stand at ease jawe. You wan use grammer take scatter my dada

On a serious note, abeg stand at ease baba

no wahala sir. Sometimes blood need to hot small....e don tay wey e don dey cold. grin

I bow out.....over to you! wink

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 5:06pm On Mar 13, 2018

hammer2010:

Chief, oya make we talk man to man. Wetin dey really bite your body

I hate what I dont like. One small pikin no go dey tell me rubbish because one recruitment join us together. Hammer just continue ur comic relief jeje ooo

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 2:41pm On Mar 13, 2018

Ghostofspata:
@Ajisebioyolaari calm down man... Take it easy

realone2012:
Ogbeni Erudite Ajisebioyolaari, e fi ara ba le now. Haba!

Thanks for being peacemakers in a polite and sensible manner! Simple communication skills will clearly highlight the difference between finely bred individuals and the untrained sophomoric class anytime and anywhere. Sometimes, it is just sacrosanct to let certain uncouth persons know where they belong lest they mistake their posts as sensible. That being said, I, like everyone else hope this process will be over soonest so that this thread which has become a play ground for all manner of quisters, ignoramuses and frivolous speculators could finally fulfil its intended purpose. I hope I'll get to work with smart and talented graduates at DPR not these meme-crazed juveniles. Cheers!

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 8:23am On Mar 13, 2018

AIZubair:
Ajisebioyolaari.
Wetin be your own sef?!!!
Ehn!!!
Oya commot from hia!!!

Wizgrandpa:
The fact that you typed this at 12:49am says a a lot . hi and Bye

Senseless kids everywhere..........I dont blame any of you but the endless recruitment that has amalgamated nobles with riff-raffs, adults with juveniles and erudites with half-baked graduates.

If you can't deal with my posts, then your sense of reasoning is abysmally low and further butresses how ignorant you are........you are simply adding mere numbers to the truly qualified applicants. As for you who is ranting about the time of my posts, you wish everyone was stuck in a Nigerian village like yourself. Still shows so much about how limited you are in everything called knowledge.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 12:49am On Mar 13, 2018

talk2ekpa:

Another display of immaturity....

Ohh My...!!! What was I even thinking...

Peace bro, no vex!!!

smh....find your brother elsewhere. I'm not related to any dullard in anyway. Bye!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 11:07pm On Mar 12, 2018

talk2ekpa:

Bros...Please learn to be matured, his little contribution doesn't deserve the silent insult in your comment. He's just trying to think out of the box. Please lets learn how to respect and relate with people.

If you think you are matured and educated, then you should be able to pass your points across without raising your voice or embedding insults.

And for the fact that God favored you and gave you whatever it is that you are doing does not mean that some graduates who have not been able to secure a job are dump.

Please work on your mentality

With the bolded above, you are even more stvpid and uncultured than the person you are trying to defend. I think you should preach to yourself first on communication etiquettes and indeed work on your own mentality. If the only message you could see in my post is the bitter truth which you myopically referred to as "silent insult", then you are another confirmation of the type of graduates we churn out. Oh Lord, are these the kinda colleagues I will be working with?

Next time, sip some hot coffee before quoting anyone, it would help stimulate your medulla.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 9:13pm On Mar 12, 2018

ejiykzazi2007:
The friend could be the typist or knows the typist who typed the list na. Abi na Minister go use im hand type the list?

Really? And you are also a DPR applicant? Hmmm......

Every single day, both online and offline, I come across some graduates and I begin to realise why some employers insist some Nigerian graduates are unemployable. I realise why many people still fall victim of fraudsters and conmen.

So, if DPR needs to type a list as sensitive and secretive as the successful GT/EH applicants, it is a newly recruited staff (who hasnt even undergone training nor understand the civil service rules) they will give the assignment to?......

Let me just be going.......I dont want to say what is on my mind.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 5:43pm On Mar 12, 2018

lokoventurex1:
God will help you guys all. My friend that started February 19th this year told me yesterday that the GT/HND/EH list is very small. He told me the numbers, but i won't mention it here. The number is nothing to write home about considering the you guys struggle.

I hope some of us makes it.... Geo-political zone is KEY....

sorry to burst your bubble but your OND holder friend CANNOT (I repeat CANNOT) have access to, let alone have the slightest idea of how many GT/EH DPR will be recruiting in the first batch. Your friend (if any such person exists) should be in training right now far from where he can have access to the GT/EH list even in his dreams.

Now, run along.....cos your bolded statements show you are already confused.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 7:22pm On Mar 10, 2018

hammer2010:

My brother ah just tire

And back then, na so one busy body guy just dey shout "she is married, she is married" upandawn

u this hammer ehn grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 9:17am On Mar 07, 2018

Legend90:
I can assure you no one was contacted and the list has Not been finished

you are just a troublemaker. People were contacted and I am 100% sure about this. The call was from DPR and not FCC as some suggested.

Education / Re: Nigerian Maritime University 2017 Recruitment by Ajisebioyolaari: 5:29pm On Feb 28, 2018

NMUniversity:

some questions are just nerve-wracking.

If you were not invited, what exactly are you coming to do? Clear grass?

you are a poor social media handler. You do not deserve the job. Better alight from your high pedestal and learn the art of effective communication. Mtschwww

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 9:23pm On Feb 26, 2018

AIZubair:

Bros, dem dogs gat 2 stay awake o. We need our APLs.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 8:01pm On Feb 26, 2018

hammer2010:

Please let's not go into that again

There are other pressing concerns here

Let sleeping dogs lie

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 12:27pm On Feb 24, 2018

damage control. Medicine after death. Nothing wey person no go see grin

DPR should answer abeg angry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NECO Recruiting? by Ajisebioyolaari: 2:16pm On Feb 23, 2018

Yagazee:
l'm not sure. Maybe you should check their website, under career

Thanks bro.....

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NECO Recruiting? by Ajisebioyolaari: 2:16pm On Feb 23, 2018

Pusyiter:
They have already collected. Appointment letters have been circulating. Dont ask me how, The Naija factor of course.

Thank you so much.

Jobs/Vacancies / NECO Recruiting? by Ajisebioyolaari: 11:21am On Feb 23, 2018

Hello, please can anyone confirm if NECO is currently carrying out replacement? It's quite urgent. Any information will be appreciated. Thanks!

Celebrities / Re: 5 Nigerians In "Black Panther": Sope Aluko, Tunde Laleye, Amechi Okocha, Tari by Ajisebioyolaari: 9:36am On Feb 19, 2018

princechurchill:
So no kannywood actor really

lol.....trouble maker! grin

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Politics / Re: Governors Running To Abuja Over Herdsmen Crisis, Are Shameless, Cowards – Dalung by Ajisebioyolaari: 3:46pm On Feb 14, 2018

Fool. Who controls the Police, Army and other security agencies. It is time to introduce state policing. Only then, can you hold the state governors truly accountable for the security of lives and properties. Is it not in this same country, that a commissioner of place prevented an incumbent governor from accessing the state government house? Is it not in this same country that the police shut the gate of the National assembly against an incumbent Speaker and other honorable members of the House of Reps? Is this not a clear fact that the Federal Government is in absolute control of the security apparatus? Despite PMBs order to the IGP to move to Benue State, have the killings stopped? What then should the governor do?

I'm not speaking for the governors cos they are also foolish and lack competence. Most politicians have no sincere interest of the masses at heart. However, Dalung's stvpidity ought to pointed out in clear terms. He is as useless, clueless and senile as his principal PMB.

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Politics / Re: The Chicken Fed Primary School Pupils In Cross River - Ifere Paul (Photo) by Ajisebioyolaari: 9:20pm On Feb 12, 2018

Mtschwwww....this is the least of my problems. Who can assassinate Mourinho?

B915eztcpzqqcq-193752. He ruined a N49m ticket.

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Health / Re: Lassa Fever Spreads To Osun, One Dead, 40 Isolated by Ajisebioyolaari: 9:15pm On Feb 12, 2018

Instead of the lassa to infect all Man Utd players and their useless coach........

Just imagine this. N49m wasted.

B915eztcpzqqcq-193752

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Education / Re: Unilag 2017 Thread by Ajisebioyolaari: 1:41pm On Feb 12, 2018

pweetiedee:
Please who stays close to school and can house me during the week? before tfare cumman kill me.

Help a sister

PM me

Crime / Re: Father Of 2 Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Ekiti State. Graphic Photos by Ajisebioyolaari: 9:38pm On Feb 11, 2018

Pray for buhari.....psalm 109:8

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Politics / Re: Photos From Lekki Toll Gate Protest Against Price Hike In Lagos (Photos) by Ajisebioyolaari: 6:25pm On Feb 09, 2018

Pinkie

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 5:27pm On Feb 05, 2018

salesani88:

Lol! Are you his mouthpiece?

if I was a contractor for DPR or an oil magnate, I wouldnt be on this thread. If I was an OND applicant, I would either be celebrating by now or would have accepted my fate and moved on. What are we all expecting at this point?

I see no basis for your question really. But all the same, just like methusah wrote, I was checking on the staff's welfare.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 4:15pm On Feb 05, 2018

Just went off the line after a call to the DPR helpline. He asked if I was an OND, HND or BSc applicant. Then he told me me we will hear from them anytime soon. Wasnt what I wanted to hear but the dude was very jovial.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ajisebioyolaari: 5:20pm On Jan 21, 2018

You guys typing in Hausa on a public forum where English Language is the lingua franca must be insane. Is this not part of what we are saying? That is how you guys will get to the office and be communicating in vernacular. Nigeria has a long way to go really. We are in a serious mess. SMH

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