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nigeria r full of suprises,super eagles r no exception...

up super eagles

many musician in their lyrics mock super eagles lyk olamide i quote'...other rappers no dey reach final lyk super eagles'...shame on 'em we even won AFCON2013 mek him go edit his lyrics,pls add and qoute d ones u knw mek we booooo d unpatroitic citizens.

nawawo na only.football T.B JOSHUA go predict,why not predict wen we go get NEPA light 4 naija 4 straight 1year witout blinkin.?we r good 2 win burkina chickens witout ur predictions.i beg predict better dayzs lyk wen naija go better,strong pass AMERICA or just focos on church activities...damn

pls nairalanders doz it mean that d poor masses wit black & white tv,doz with olden days cupboard tv,doz with 14 inches tv dat only catch NTA signals may not watch d match unless FG doz sumtin.not everybody has satellite nah,dis match worth watchin in every corners of d country....any hope....?

there wil be throw-in,corner kick,free-kick.goalkeeper go use hand touch ball,line-man go raise flag,refree go blow whistle,fans go blow vuvuzuela,players go chop bench,coach go charge,and NTA/AIT no go show d match.....

Wetin come be our devidened for postin,commentin,and even likin...?u use us hammer,oga seun drop my egunje 'o cos nairaland they draw my bundle.

nigeria armed force no be joke.they hav done it b4 and now sorry 4 d rebels,na real combatant men enter una land...my great military wishin u quick recovery....arwoooo.....

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Saga or Maga? [/color]

saga maga daga vaga waga faga kaga al d gaga....hahaha

sonikstargirl: i dnt ooo... Bt tank God dat i was d 1st 2 comment. Yuppie

see wat i mean na azonto u dance abi galala....?

evry thread i come across i see tings lyk 'first to comment' dancin azonto or first to comment dancin etighi,first to comment doin dis or that....?na wetin e min on nairaland....?

it happens dis mornin wen a suicide bomber drove in and exploded.my colleagues workin their comfirm d report,story developin...

wen next u see me passin by,don't 4get 2 say hai...hahahahawooohahahuhujujupookakakaka.na dat english 'hai'

lets be bold 2 say dis loud,no more such nonsence lyk 'dem say' ting.we r incharge of our selves.AM IN CHARGE OF MY AFFAIRS

overdrive: That na better meat na God butter the man bread we dey find that kind meat for enugu here.

Onyara...igbos can chop any kind of meat a.k.a bush meat.una be cannibals...lol

a reminder 2 evry1 against d schedule global protest 2day,in case u notice a smart move especially in d northern nigeria don't hesistate 2 tek cover 2 safety.God shal protect us...

d match not showin,pls which station is broadcastin live...?

Mynd_44: Someone should please give the OP a brain

Wateva.

so u go rather date dis man rather than a handsome bobo.?i guess na nite outin match una or else even dog go bark una wen una comot in d afternoon.....lol

hahaha u all r funny,i was just wonderin wen one falls a victim either @ d office,school,clubs,aeroplane,buses...etc.

wat wul hapen wen u kiss sum1 with TUBERCULOSIS DISEASE...?pls help

4 where,every one in dis group is a champion.mek una kil una self,na chelsea go cary dis cup.we hav done it,and wil stil do it.up blues

The draw's been made for the
group stages of the European
Champions League - here it is Group A
Porto
Dynamo Kiev
Paris St Germain
Dinamo Zagreb Group B
Arsenal
Schalke 04
Olympiakos Piraeus
Montpellier HSC Group C
AC Milan
Zenit St Petersburg
Anderlecht
Malaga Group D
Real Madrid
Manchester City
Ajax Amsterdam
Borussia Dortmund Group E
Chelsea
Shakhtar Donetsk
Juventus
Nordsjaelland Group F
Bayern Munich
Valencia
Lille
BATE Borisov Group G
Barcelona
Benfica
Spartak Moscow
Celtic Group H
Manchester United
Braga
Galatasaray
CFR Cluj
Group D name a.k.a DEATH ZONE

see dis old kargos who una wan't fool,una 4ck up una opurtunity durin una regime.mek una allow potential fresh blood cum deliver us,beside why dis kind old men 4ck up go apear 4 front page.abi 'em drop egunje 4 d admin...?lol

Ogidi-Olu:
yeah sweetie, guys love punny but they dont like gold-diggers. Datz d summary of d essay .

Yea nobody lyks a gold-digger a.k.a liability.

how much doz it goz 4...?any idea

sexkillz u be mumu.can't u respect ur self 4 once.must u comment on any thread,rather be ur self and stop postin rubish.slowpoke lyk u,u even get girl who lyk u...?mstchew xtradordinary d mumu...lol

I saw dis article abt guys,and it make a sense 2 me if u tink of datin a ryt lady she must pass 70% of dis.or else u just datin d wrong specie...
1. Guys prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you
afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’tunderstand you, it simply
means you’re not thinking theway he is.
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten
already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the
phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting aroundall day but before they
go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly
care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,he’ll disregard all your
bad characteristics.
8. Guys love a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talkabout your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t.
And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit
to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He
will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has
dumped them, and this makesit harder for them to
accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning
back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know
what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys love it when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they
usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes
any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor,
he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t
lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again
tomorrow.”
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before
he gets the message clearly.
24. Guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with
someone else
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to
get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But
this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to
him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He
does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half
of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy firstbefore you believe him.
But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a
small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re
not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help
from about his problems withyou may end up being
admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about hisproblems, he just needs
someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is
when he teases you.
40. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
going to think of it that way.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in
miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but
would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Guys hate it when girls talk about their period
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and
become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boysuffer during courtship,
it would be hard for him to letgo of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after
they broke up especially whenthey’ve been together for
3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before
getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and
hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame
themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even
hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak
will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become
tamed p***ycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s
sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He
really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just
actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at
first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize
at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but
can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and
basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance
novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are liketheir moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with
your unclad eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this
to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first
sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try lovinga guy without prejudice
and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more
repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially
when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too
well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have
unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at
your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to
be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about howshiny their shoes are
unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they
get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own.
He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself
cool but is already thinking ofa way out.
85. When a guy is conscious ofhis looks, it shows he is
not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you
or he’s criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks
for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch
him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend
always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is
jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can
say is your boy best friend loves you more than your
boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance
books that girls read and takeas their basis of
experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he
cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first
why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear
your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells
that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes
makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if
you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their
hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are
serious in your relationships

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History has shown dat a lefthanded person is extraordinary compare 2 a right handed counterpart.among d world famous lefty's r george bush,clinton,Albert Einstein,
Jack The Ripper,
Napoleon Bonaparte,
Julius Caesar,
Aristotle,
Neil Armstrong Henry, Ford,
Marie Curie
Joan of Arc,
Helen Keller, prince williams and many more.even me d poster am a living testimony.haleluyah

@poster stupid post,don't compare anythin with church which is d house of d lord.tink abt sumtin else cos dis is a blasphemy...may God 4give u