₦airaland Forum

Yazmin: Abeg read through ur post again. U curse am for ur 1st $ second line come pray for am for 3rd and 4th line.... Are u as confused as he is??

yea he deserve d curse and d blessins...cos he has gone astray...
@yazmin na nairaland J.J.C u be...chei u no get even one topic...no wonder u dey analyse my post....abi u too lyk d format(curse then prayer)...holla me for ur own blessins

Okija_juju: How does the death and alleged ressurection of Jesus affect anything?!

The world is still as f`ucked as he met it so I wonder why he even bothered coming in the first place?!

u dey craze...holy-ghost fire u....dis juju name u carry don dey affect ur spiritual life..neva in ur life time u say such blasphemy words...may God 4giv ur sins and bless u....amen

pardoning is good for criminal lyk pickin pocket theif,chicken/goat theif,aged criminals,minor crime offence....and not dis high profile THEIF....dats not fair person theif goat dey suffer for jail and heavy known criminal get pardon.....who is foolin who....?bayelsans hobby

why dis kind rubbish do mek front page....? better news go hide,but tonto mess go mek fromt page...damn moderator for wastin my bundle....

how i go lyk old cargo...i no dey craze...? dis na 4ck up thread,show us better people or better still show us monkeys photos...

JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS,ON THE THIRD DAY HE ROSE...HALLELUYAH THE MESSIAH IS COMING....
ALL YEH BOKO HARAMS REPENT FOR JESUS COMETH SOOOOOON.....!!!!
HAPPY PALM SUNDAY.......

who give's a damn...mek him give way for potential graduate...al dis old cargos occupying office with grey hair,mek una resign begin dey enjoy pension and gratuity...
GIVE WAY FOR OUR GOOD YOUNG,DYNAMIC GRADUATES TO HELP NIGERIA WITH MODERN IDEAS....PLS

i wonder how him take arrange dis dictionary words for him brain...?abi him too cram dictionary....

okorafor aboy: PLEASE,HOW DO I POST SOMETHING ON NAIRALAND?UNA NO WAN TELL MA ABI!!

very simple...tear a sheet from ur excercise book,use pencil write ur post,buy stamp,use shoe gum to rub on ur write up....address am to nairaland....place d sheet on ur handset screen firmly....we go see ur post clearly...cos dis pass nairaland front page...na d secret to nairaland hardcover page...goodluck

GraceBestowed: WHAT!?!?!! LoooooooooooooL!!!

nairaland J.J.C
e be lyk say forum members neva baptize u....?see as u just dey do gra-gra....kilo-sele iya basira.....?

patholaw: must u quote everything?

why u too quote am...abi r u a learner...better go down low

we hav police mosquito u see em pure black,camouflag mosquito u see em black and white...even d type das pour saliva on mosquito coil,plus d ones dat use gas mask against spray...and d ones dat tear/raise mosquito net...na noah cos dis,him for no allow mosquito enter d ark durin d flood time...now see wahala

space rezav....

Phonon: Here is a very simple way:

1.Click on the YouTube video you want to download.
2.Copy the link in the address bar.
3.Go to www.keepvid.com and paste the link in the bar displayed on the page and click 'download'.You choose the format you want and you are good to go.

goto www.savevid.com and repeat d above procedures...this works too

nemesis of poverty...we neva hear dis kind tale from ajebutter family...na only aje pako dey discover say him kids na evil....poverty why now....?

NYSC na mess up sumtimes....

na shakara be dat....he is now d most popular person on social media....courtesy channels tv....i for slap dis woman but my oga at the.top wul tel me wat to do...dats al

no do no do oh...no do gra-gra cum here.......
....i for show dis man pepper for accusin d best worldwide black forums....but MY OGA(seun) AT THE TOP...will tel us wat to do dats al

WWW.NSCDC.SILENT
ask my oga at d top...

e mandman: shut d f up.
While i dnt supot d poster u dissed cos he's a dreamer,at the same time,dnt compare govt agencies web address to jumia.com or gtb.com where d life of d firm also center on d website.
Dt man wit all fairness has got ntn 2do wit his agencies web.though he fumble too but if he doesnt av flair 4 internet,den he has no job cheking nscdc web,cos he's job doesnt centa around d site at all.

shut d down off
how on earth wul a boss with furnished office wit computer and internet acces...usin a blackberry phone...have facebook account dnt knw his office official web address...a graduate for dat matter...dats not an excuse....e be lyk say na oga on top giv am degree,dis job...cos he aint worth it...he is occupyin d seat of potential graduate

lets hav sum rib crackin jokes usin d phrase....MY OGA AT THE TOP....
1.nairaland is d best forum.... i for dash everybody free bundle but MY OGA(seun) AT THE TOP wul say sumtin dats al
2.nairaland for stop words censorship but OGA AT THE TOP wul say sumtin later datz al
3.no more bannin but MY OGA AT THE TOP will pass d bill dats al
4.too.much laugh wnt kill me but MY OGA AT THE TOP DEY ENJOY AM dats al
5.you det go office ...yes my oga at d top wul say where i hav bin dats al
6.wetin come be ur official website address....double-you....double-you...double-you...dot...NSCDC....dot...silent
6.i go ban u....no banned me o..cos my oga at d top wul not tolerate dis dats al....

ASO VILLA here we cum...survival of d fittest....MY OGA AT THE TOP wul say sumtin dats al....

femmyb: Where can I watch the video clip of these my oga at the top thing I am seeing on NL
last couple of days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaurbDSCgho&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DkaurbDSCgho

vislabraye: Please can you tell me where I can download the video clip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaurbDSCgho&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DkaurbDSCgho

we too want to stop dis joke but MY OGA AT THE TOP wul say sumtin later....dats al

Akshow: not funny. Dint you see the whale in the topic abi you no know the meanin of whale?

no mind am he tink say na WA-LE SPERM...porrn.freak

Costa2000: Ur ban go expire 2029

wich kind ban...its a life time huntin adventure...not every livin soul can do dis.....i envy d butchers...wish i was on d pics

mukina2: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/577989_349375161838846_2052240818_n.jpg

Yesterday, this pygmy sperm whale was washed up on the beach in Lekki in Lagos and sadly, our people did not give one thought to conservation or ask themselves if it was an endangered specie. they took their knives to it and butchered it for a feast.

https://www.facebook.com/adeola.adewumi.9/posts/622622484421338

dem look lyk nairaland.moderators...see seun back us wear black trouser...see mukina dey cut meat...see sexkillz...see em o....kip my peper soup share wit alemo/red label...lol

na wetin ocean no want ego bring out...na correct meat na....mek em chop...if em ask una mek una say na MY OGA AT THE TOP send dis awuf...dats al

nice idea but MY OGA AT THE TOP wul say sumtin on my behalf.....dats all

up kano pillars

SAI MASU GIDA.....

farms should accomodate agricultural and allied courses graduates...and not an electrical engineer abi banker,lawyer,journalist e.t.c graduate...agric,zoology,botany,aquatic corpers e.t.c can go to the farm
medical related corpers....hospital
education corpers....schools
banking corpers....banks
telecom engineerin corpers..network
law corpers...chambers/court
mass comn corpers...media
and d rest correspond to their field
as a corper when u serve in ur field u improve with better experience to ur carrier and not been confuse with irregular services...many corpers cnt secure a job as a result of lack of workin experience due to wrong corper servin in wrong field...NYSC program shul help and not divert carriers
sumtimes NYSC mess up ur carrier line...
i for scrap NYSC but MY OGA AT THE TOP wul say sumtin diffrent...dats al