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Islam › Re: Protection Against Toilet Snakes by ajumma(m): 9:34am On Dec 03, 2021
Leverage2021:
grin Satan sef dey Muslims nyash as he dey their nose

Sahih al-Bukhari 3295

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."
just like typical Nigerian xtians

Sports › Re: Rangnick 1st press conference: I've never seen anyone as fit aged 36 as Ronaldo by ajumma(m): 9:24am On Dec 03, 2021
obembet:
throughout his 3games he never sat and watch Netflix like OGS. he was there with boys all through. rotate the team well. made good sub and selection. gave everyone chance and choice and to cap it all tactics that matched each game.

Thank you Legend

Lalasticlala
Make which sub well?
against ARSENAL Sancho was tired
can barely move but left him on the pitch
Islam › Re: Protection Against Toilet Snakes by ajumma(m): 9:20am On Dec 03, 2021
Aal-e-Imran 3:16
رَبَّنَآ إِنَّنَآ ءَامَنَّا فَٱغۡفِرۡ لَنَا ذُنُوبَنَا وَقِنَا عَذَابَ ٱلنَّارِ

"Our Lord, indeed we have believed, so forgive us our sins and protect us from the punishment of the Fire,"
Politics › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: DJ Switch Lied About The "Lekki EndSARS Massacre" by ajumma(m): 8:20am On Dec 03, 2021
@
kalemy
AfonjaConehead
Tomek09
InoGetJoy
EmekaA125
NGArmyTerrorist
Tranquillity360
BeardedMeat
HIYN:
bencr7
EmekaBlue
chichar1
kettykin
okoroemeka
sharpsecret
DOTian:
WhatCanIsay
sekundosekundo
federal9
we told you that Lesbian (DJ Switch )
the fugitive is a pathological liar..

she will never see peace in her live

Micah 2:1
Woe to those who plan iniquity,
Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 5:04pm On Dec 02, 2021
FamTomx2:
"Akpa Amu" somebody haven't heard from you,

Local head Slammer you think BMC will do you any good, you have succeeded in marring you destiny..

Like Easu of the Holy Bible you have sold your miserable birth right for a roasted corn.

#tableshaker
#troublemaker
abi this man has been close arrest
for his clandestine activities


since morning fa
Politics › Re: DSS Spends ₦500Million On Nnamdi Kanu’s Court Appearance - Sahara Reporters by ajumma(m): 2:59pm On Dec 02, 2021
IPOB news outlet
Crime › Re: Police Authorised The Burial Of Timothy Adegoke - Vanguard for The Truth by ajumma(m): 1:47pm On Dec 02, 2021
RIP
Politics › Re: Troops Foiled Kidnap Attempt, Neutralize IPOB/ESN Kidnapper by ajumma(m): 12:55pm On Dec 02, 2021
Tomek09:
So every criminal and miscreant is now IPOB and ESN abi?
something like that
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Trial Adjourned Till January 18, 2022. Court Allows Him Change Cloth by ajumma(m): 12:17pm On Dec 02, 2021
hammer567:
E NO GO BETTER FOR BUHARI AND NYAKO HIS SISTER IF KANU IS NOT RELEASED ON BAIL TO SPEND CHRISTMASS WITH HIS FAMILY.



IT IS HIS FAITH NOT TO HAVE CHRISTMAS WITH DSS.
Buhari or Jubril from Sudan?
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Trial Adjourned Till January 18, 2022. Court Allows Him Change Cloth by ajumma(m): 12:03pm On Dec 02, 2021
Tranquillity360:
So with all millions of evidences Nigeria government have against Kanu this what they could come up with.
one evidence alone can sent him to death,

stop disgracing yourself here
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Trial Adjourned Till January 18, 2022. Court Allows Him Change Cloth by ajumma(m): 11:50am On Dec 02, 2021
@
FamTomx2
thatsleepboy1
Imustnottalk:
Janicex:
od501
YourFavorite21
gazza07
ello29
googlepikins
kalemy
AfonjaConehead
Tomek09
InoGetJoy

we promised you he will certainly died in prison
Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 10:40am On Dec 02, 2021
FamTomx2:
This Mugu's brain box don crash abi he don dey fear me ni??

Feel Free and continue quoting your demented Brainwashed Brain.
you pillock!
READ
“Macbeth has murdered sleep, and therefore Macbeth will sleep no more.” William Shakespeare ( 26 April 1564 – 23 April 1616)
Politics › Re: Hoodlums Kill Kunle Ajibade (NURTW Boss) In Lagos Hospital by ajumma(m): 9:34am On Dec 02, 2021
@AfonjaConehead

your kinsmen are looking for you
Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 8:53am On Dec 02, 2021
FamTomx2:
"Akpa Amu" somebody haven't heard from you,

Local head Slammer you think BMC will do you any good, you have succeeded in marring you destiny..

Like Easu of the Holy Bible you have sold your miserable birth right for a roasted corn.

#tableshaker
#troublemaker
keep on reminding you ....what the fada said
& muggins like u with daft skull still procrastinates
thinking Biafra is an El Dorado

Same fowls that believed that,
Jubril was cloned to become Buhari, and they passed it around with so much glee, because a mental murderer (according to his father) told them so.

Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 8:49am On Dec 02, 2021
FamTomx2:
"Akpa Amu" somebody haven't heard from you,

Local head Slammer you think BMC will do you any good, you have succeeded in marring you destiny..

Like Easu of the Holy Bible you have sold your miserable birth right for a roasted corn.

#tableshaker
#troublemaker
you can never win this war

either head or tail

see the pix below

Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 8:47am On Dec 02, 2021
FamTomx2:
This Mugu's brain box don crash abi he don dey fear me ni??

Feel Free and continue quoting your demented Brainwashed Brain.
you name na sorry
if wee see you for abuja
u join your no "lefeludum" no erection
in gulag
Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 8:45am On Dec 02, 2021
ebufa:
I live in the Hoosier state of the American mid west, I cannot stomach the naivete of the typical Nigerian, very hypocritical and wicked people! make una go buy sense !
you fit cough where white men dey there..
continue deceiving yourself
doing menial jobs for oyibo
upon that they will call you negro
Politics › Re: Troops Foiled Kidnap Attempt, Neutralize IPOB/ESN Kidnapper by ajumma(m): 8:43am On Dec 02, 2021
@
FamTomx2
thatsleepboy1
Imustnottalk:
Janicex:
od501
YourFavorite21
gazza07
ello29
googlepikins
kalemy
AfonjaConehead
Tomek09
InoGetJoy
your kinsmen & collaborators
Car Talk › Re: Cab Driver Confronts Soldier Who Smashed His Car Windscreen In Lagos (video) by ajumma(m): 8:53am On Dec 01, 2021
he is very luck self
soja direct traffic that show the civil populace
has failed to adhere to simple instructions

Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 4:53pm On Nov 30, 2021
FamTomx2:
Consequences of a failed state and a collapsed Zoo Healthcare System if not they should have long apprehend a mentally impaired patient roaming about.. lolz

You are Brain dead just like the late vegetable!
Silly Dosser..
& you and your ancestor are
begging to be president in failed state ,,?
,what a paradox
inordinate ambitious
like the story of Macbeth just
want power for personal aggrandizement
Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 4:40pm On Nov 30, 2021
[quote author=Afonja Conehead post=108089048][/quote]
Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 4:25pm On Nov 30, 2021
FamTomx2:
Who sent them there??

They simply went for their own personal interest, did they consult Biafrans administratives before departing to meet El Sudan??

If they really love IPOB they should be on their way to UN and ICC not to Abuja!

Get lost joor!
You this blatherskite & traitor.
another MADE IN CHINA SHEKAU.

Kanu has replace your brains with bread
and looking for feet to kiss rather
than think constructively

pls tell me the photo below is NOT you,

Dundee united

Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 2:38pm On Nov 30, 2021
FamTomx2:
I repeat, who is in aso rock is Jubril, the real vegetable is gone!

I pity who no pity your miserable Soul!
Scum head Slammer.
you are really heartless


and you make all those igbo old men
to go and visit Jubril from sudan?
Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 2:36pm On Nov 30, 2021
ebufa:
Are blacks not the only race that was sold like cattle for over 300 years? look in the mirror and ask the necessary questions! is there something fundamentally wrong with the blackman?! honest introspection will do you a world of good! so dey your lane!
you should have relocate to
somewhere else and leave for Africa

*How To Leave Nigeria With 3k*

*Dangote trailer from kano to Lagos is 2k
*From Lagos to seme border is 500*
*From seme border to cotonou town is 500*
*But if you want to go to Europe *****
*Kano to Jigawa is 500*
*Jigawa to Maradi by donkey is 500*
*Maradi to Sahara by camel is 500*
*From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just 1000*
*From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is 200 via flying boat is 1000..*
*So the choice is yours*
*If you want to go to America*
*Drop for Lagos ask for officer Magunus...3000 via boat but na 6 months journey...*
*Make e no come be like sey ah no give una update*
*Your destiny is in your hands*
*I come in peace*
Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 2:19pm On Nov 30, 2021
FamTomx2:
Mumu, the question should be, has the war ended??
He who fight and run will live to fight for another day!!
It's a common sense..

You claim to win the fight years ago and yet you haven't defeated your enemy that one na Victory!

Psychologically, Biafrans are winning.

Fraudral republic of the Zoo is a Fiction.
Buhari is long dead, Jubril is in charge of your destiny!
@bold you see the confusion
instead your elders to go and beg Jubril from Sudan
i said it earlier your brain is retarde%
Business › Re: How Do I Get My Money From Debtors Without Involving The Police? by ajumma(m): 12:07pm On Nov 30, 2021
even the Bible & Quran condemned usury
Politics › Re: Evan’s Co-Defendant Chiemeka Arinze, Dies In Custody by ajumma(m): 11:44am On Nov 30, 2021
[quote author=AfonjaConehead post=108084119][/quote]galloping afonja
Politics › Re: Evan’s Co-Defendant Chiemeka Arinze, Dies In Custody by ajumma(m): 11:27am On Nov 30, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
See am...I knew...a unity begger alumajiri finally reveals himself grin grin grin
You this frustrated freedom beggar wailing all over the internet, when will your freedom come?
Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 11:22am On Nov 30, 2021
FamTomx2:
Dumb Brat, you think you can Cow Biafrans to give up easily..

Strong character defines us!

We fight to death just in case you are just a Newbie in the Zoo politics.
@bold & ojukwu ran away?
If Igbo say they will support you with one million people in a war. Watch your back because they will all flee to ivory coast like Ojukwu and Kanu
General Buratai (2019),,,

Politics › Re: Evan’s Co-Defendant Chiemeka Arinze, Dies In Custody by ajumma(m): 11:21am On Nov 30, 2021
[quote author=AfonjaConehead post=108081518][/quote]haba mallam

you are in for a tough ride

traitor
Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by ajumma(m): 11:19am On Nov 30, 2021
FamTomx2:
You Sabi English and cannot get your self a good job, apparently he earns more Naria than you earn as an BMC!

Danblouba!!!
"ekwensu"
you are traitors
& deserved to be hanged

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