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... Should a man commit suicide because his penis fails to work?

Apparently frustrated by his inability to make love to his girl-friend, a university undergraduate Emeke (surname withheld) in Igbiegwa Quarters, Ute-Erumu, Ika North East local government, Delta State has committed suicide.

The said Emeke, an under-graduate of the Delta State University, reported to be in his late thirties, was said to have jumped into a well in his family compound, after desperate efforts, including visiting several herbalists to revive the failed genital.

While the problem persisted, the deceased was said to have also visited several churches, especially white garment churches where he was subjected to 31 days fasting and prayers to solve his problem but to no avail.


Emekus as he was fondly called by family members and friends was said to have had a heated arguement with his girlfriend, Kemi, over his inability to make love and he had promised to make it up to her after which they checked into a guest house at nightfall but his manhood failed him again.

A family member who gave her name as Emilia said on the fateful Monday, after the episode with his girlfriend at the guesthouse, Emeke sold his clothes and shoes after which he left a suicide note on his bed.

She said she had heard him shouting and came out of the room to find out what was wrong with him only to see him jump into the well.

Many people in the neighbourhood who spoke with us described the circumstances surrounding the act as rather mysterious.

The deceased was said to have been buried after payment of a fine fixed by elders of the community, who described his action as a taboo, by his family.

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THIS BOY NO NO SAY ED GET CURE?

Promhize: You are a good dancer but its not innovative.
The guyz that won Dbanj and Donjazzy's competition danced on a bridge.

Try to do something different if u want to win.

or on transformer

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schoolboi: u want receive online punishment from God.

which rubish statement be dis? what what of the pastor nko?

Babiloko: guess u re alredy undergoin PUN-ISHMENT

babyoko is a combination of english and yoruba languge which means pr1ck baby.
i guess u wanted to write babyoku

you go like pricck oo

okupe is doing joe no good.




























wether the rants or not.gej is wining 2015 in 5 geopolitical zone.

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1.south east: those guys are solidly behind him and against apc,i see him getting 93%of the votes.

2.south south:they say charity begins at home,his brothers will give him 90% of the votes.but if ameachi is contesting it could be a little less.

3.north east:do you remember the role the killing of osama played in the reelection of obama? osama bin ladin was killed just months before the reelection.during his campaign he said "i said we will get him and we did" that was how the crowd went wild.
the death of shakau is synonymous to osama,which happen close to the election date.and judging by the support of the local to the fg,buhari is alone here.i see gej getting about 70% of the total valid votes

4.south west:these guys are genetically marked saboteur,history has never failed to repeat itself starting from the precolonial days to the present.one wonder why they never voted for nuhu ribadu in 2011.an average yoruba man will still prefer gej to buhari. take it!. i see gej getting 80% of the total valid votes here.

5.north central:do i still need to tell u guys that the north central will prefer a white goat to a hausa/fulani man? i see gej getting 85% of the votes here.

6.north west:gej might lose to buhari here but it will almost be 50-50.
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any way,fresh air till 2019

who is the other candidate?
uba and who won the pdp primaries?

plaindealer: Cruelty to animals. ... Smh..

then wat will u say about the bull sport?

dem go ban u again oooo
[quote author=Okija_juju]AND NO PICS...


Thats the power of a useless Yoruba related News. But If this thread had read Igbo men build Africas first Spaceship and travel to Pluto with Pictures and videos of it, it will not see the FP.. [/quote]

kettykin: I hope he did not omit FFK's name other wise a recount is needed

collect 5

very inspiring

logicboy,mammustwac and rossick over to you

You can't do this right now,pls try again

Why can't I comment in politics and other section? Pls what is my offence?

Seun I don't want to float another I'd again ooo.

I didn't commit any offence so why this?

Oboabona benched captain yobo,can arsenal call yobo for trial?

Na wa o

When a man cook for the whole village they will finish it but wen the whole village cook for the man....... Nuff said.

The truth is dat igbos are not lazy,igbos are not destitutes...fact

In every 100 beggars in the street of lagos,we have 80 hausa/fulani (northerners),18 yorubas and 2 igbos.infact I hardly see igbos beg or being idle....fact again!

The issue of deportation is mere hatred by the fashola administration and perhaps the core yorubas at large towards the igbos,it has taken sooo many metamorphosis before getting to this internal deportation(never heard of anything like this before now).let me remind u of the ladipo incident wen fashola locked up the market,a spare part market,a condemnand metal scrap market under the allegation of being dirty,odun ade and alaba market follow suit bt lagos island market wasn't affected,did I hear u say because lagos island is 50-50? Yes u re correct if u say so.

How come hausa fulani almajiri wasn't deported with proof?

How come an ebonyi "madman and begger" was reunited with his family in opi iweka? Is it for him to continue his madness in anambra,because this anambra love mad people?

Dis guy of a spokeman has just made it easier for a baby lawyer to win the case and sue the lasg for damages relating to violation of human right and "attempted murde",kidnapping.

Incase u all re wondering wen all this wickedness and act of cowardice for these folks will end,then just wait a little longer because "their problem is genetically marked and motivated"..like okija juju once said.

egift: RIP to the dead. Our government should not be turning the law by its head. If they need this youths for law-enforcement, they should simply recruit them properly into the Nigerian Armed Forces, instead of endangering their live by sending them to harms-way and call them "over 20 innocent civilians" when they get killed.

#May God help Nigeria and give our leaders good brains.

Nice statement...
Jonathan,sambo,ihejirika,dasuki,abati,okupe,ola said are u all reading this?

Ok

See gobe