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Romance / Re: You Fit Hold Body? (guys) by akaluka: 10:35am On Dec 14, 2007
na yam?
when be say your rod no weak
ol boy,na fire for fire.nobody go sleep.
Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of My Girl: I Need Advise by akaluka: 3:19pm On Dec 12, 2007
hmm! na wa o!
so maga still full this country boys dey waste time dey look for oyinbo wey go pay.
ol'boy u better wake up.the small money you should be using to enjoy urself as a student,u dey go put am for bear bear bank.
u better face ur studies

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Romance / Re: Hey Fellow Need Your Help by akaluka: 3:10pm On Dec 12, 2007
this is what is known as gradual discharging.
the girl is being serviced by one bad boy in school and ur here doing lover boy.
u never sabin anything
Romance / Re: I've Just Lost A Girl I Thought I Would Marry by akaluka: 3:03pm On Dec 12, 2007
take 10 tablets of valium 5 at a go
it should help calm you down
Romance / Re: Should I Go Back To Him Or Continue With The Present Guy? by akaluka: 6:29pm On Dec 11, 2007
instead of you to close your legs and look for a good man to marry you,you're busy dating the whole nigeria.
i pity you.before you know it,like ten guys don service your Kini !!!
na dat time your eye go clear.
ojuelegba girl

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Jobs/Vacancies / Any News On Nestle Industrial Engr Test by akaluka: 9:54am On Dec 11, 2007
pls does anyone have news on news on Nestle Industrial Engr test held in October
Romance / Re: Dating An Ibo Guy But His Sisters Are Demanding by akaluka: 5:15am On Dec 03, 2007
@ poster,
ur lucky his sisters are not even demanding from you.
or i guess you dont have any of yours
when my elder brothers were dating,
i used to "tax" those chicks then.
they'd gladly or grudging ly give me becos as the last child of the family,
i had to be pampered cos my brother's usually ask if the girl is nice
and of course i'd reply in the affirmative
Romance / Re: Your Childhood Crush? by akaluka: 4:30am On Dec 03, 2007
mine was Eno,one verysweet pretty girl in church
saw her choreograph Bette Midlers' "from a dictance"
just couldn't take my eyes off her.
then subsequent sundays,took a vantage position to watch her.
our gaze held a few times and i guess she new i had the hots for her.
don,t know where she is now ,
though
i'd still love to tell her the way i felt back then.
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Want To 'do' Before They Say 'i Do' by akaluka: 8:50pm On Dec 02, 2007
ettehgate:

e good make man test and see before marriage o

if you wan buy suya for abuja here them go give you test

if you wan buy okirika you go test am

99% of our babes now na belgium

make man no go pick XXXXXXXL WHEN HIM BE XL
LMAO
Romance / Re: Is He Testing Me Or Is He Simply Not Interested? by akaluka: 8:40pm On Dec 02, 2007
davidylan:

As a guy his actions are completely understandable. He has someone else he thinks he likes better but he's keeping you as backup just in case that one doesnt work out. However he is not willing to fully commit to u so as not to hurt your feelings if eventually his fantasy works out.
word
Romance / Re: Am I Expecting Too Much From This Relationship? by akaluka: 8:48am On Dec 02, 2007
what kind of business is the guy setting up that he cant even afford N2000 - N3000 to buy her a gift or take her out.he dey build factory?
Moni abeg fashie that guy.he's just a stingy SCRUB
if he cant afford the little things that can lighten up friendship,he should go and self-service himself off.
no be by force to get girlfriend.
and talking off religion,in the long run,u'd be under pressure to convert to his.are you ready to do that?
dating and marriage no be the same thing o!
abeg shine ur eye
Romance / Re: I'am 27, She Is 16: I Did It And She Is Not A Virgin. by akaluka: 6:37am On Nov 30, 2007
did i not tell you that girl was fooling you.
this young kids of nowadays want to break their parents' record.the thing wey dem  mama do for twenty years,
them want achieve in two years.anyway ,hope youenjoyed it.was she good in bed as in she sabi DO!!!
[sub][/sub]sings  new p square track,i like the way u do me,do me,do me
Romance / Re: I'am 27, She Is 16: I Did It And She Is Not A Virgin. by akaluka: 6:35am On Nov 30, 2007
did i not tell you that girl was fooling you.
this young kids of nowadays want to break their parents' record.the thing wey dem mama do for twenty years,
them want achieve in two years.anyway ,hope youenjoyed it.was she good in bed as in she sabi DO!!!
[sub][/sub]sings along new p square track,i like the way u do me,do me,do me
Politics / Re: Nlanders List Your 5. Top Nigerian Criminals Of Your Choice + Reasons. by akaluka: 6:27am On Nov 30, 2007
Tony Anini(Anenih)
all past nigerian ministers,heads of state,governors,commisioners,
abeg na long list.the more i name,the more annoyed i become
Romance / Re: Can't I Marry My Girlfriend? She's Fifteen by akaluka: 12:44am On Nov 29, 2007
ur a BIG FOOL
Romance / Re: With by akaluka: 8:54pm On Nov 26, 2007
this story na lie!
no woman will admit she had sex with another except she just wants to
make you feel rejected or wants to dump you
Romance / Re: I Caught My Girl In Bed With My Brother by akaluka: 8:32pm On Nov 26, 2007
its a family affair
Nairaland / General / Re: Re: My Boyfriend Doesn't Call by akaluka: 2:08pm On Nov 25, 2007
its the first sign of about being dumped

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