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Olowo o ni gba arodan ki iwofa lo oun agun mate.

There cannot be 2 captains in one ship.

Oun tin tan leegun odun ti n mu omo alaagba wa fowo rakara jeko.
Children of the masquerade clan had all the free bean cake they wanted, cos it was surplus during annual eegun festival. As soon as the festival is ended, they had to buy like everyone else.

Used as word of advice that nothing lasts forever.

Pata Pata laa n foju, Kumo Kumo laa n dete, oju afo fotan ija ni muwa.
Often used when someone, overhearing a specific part of a conversation not minding the full jist and decided to comment, but was totally off in a tangent.
Could be used when someone felt insulted even when none was intended.

Its the guy in blue. The eyes dont lie.

found this on the net.

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this labe orun show on MITV tried to pass this off as real sometimes last year. The guy added salt and pepper by saying a powerful hunter found the said creature and its children in a deep forest in benin republic.  
I think availability of internet should be made a fundamental human right in the UN charter.

Carolece:
Dogs were not created to get human assistance, they were made in the wild to fend for themselves, thats where they belong and thats where they should stay.

I totally agree with.  Its sickening to me to see a dog lick some people all over when they hardly can tolerate their fellow human around them.
A colleague of mine thinks his dogs are more important to him than fellow humans. One of his dogs attacked his wife's visitors and he concluded the woman must be diabolical, cos the dog singled her out. They fact is dogs are animals, you cant truly know whats on their mind and I think its mean and selfish using an animal having your affection to terrorise fellow humans.

Do not blame the students. Blame the halfbaked teachers seeking cheap fame and the idiotic journalist that failed to check facts in this age of internet.

Its not worth the trouble.

She was the officiating minister for 10 weddings.

I hope it gets FCC approval by November.

Its going to be the I-pad killer if produced with the spec publicised.

this should be nailed to the door of every church and mosque.

The Pope has it but he
does not use it. Your
father has it but your
mother uses it. Nuns do
not need it. Your lady
friend's husband has it
and she uses it. What is
it?

SURNAME

Their service at PH airport is horrible. They need to sort out the bottlenecks always existing at the check-in and ticketing stands. They are always complaining about network being down.

Where does that leave T.B Joshua?

How would it be managed with all the dusts. How would it be powered. If it will be powered with solar, how well have the solar street lights and traffic lights fared.
   Someone should please tell fashola to think of something more practical and sustainable.

A natural disaster could precipitate an ungovernable nigeria. Lets face it, it going to happen one way or the other. God has given us sufficient time to make things right but we failed. Repected religious leaders that carry weight in the country failed to speak up for justice and morality in governance. They choose the easy alternative to keep praying. The more we pray the more they loot.
The signs are there all over. Do we suddenly expect the house and senate to develop a morality they never had. The governors to stop looting to enhance their 2nd term and future godfatheship. The pitifull road constructions to stop developing potholes. Government parastals workers to suddenly stop collecting kickbacks for them to 'help you'. Police to stop collecting bribes.
Collapse is going to happen somehow.

Yeah I used that one at Atara health center primary school.

Bloody scammers. Is it an inverter,wind turbine just mention the name of the technology that powers it? No pictures or product spec. Am amazed to see people encourage you. Nigerians will believe anything they are told when it comes from a sugar coated tongue. Get a life.

eli09:
to akkanniade or wetin u dey call ursef,i can see u are good at talking but u re entitle to your own opinion,proudly celestian and as for the other person talking that your dead body no go enter the church we no want dead pple for celestian church we want pple who wont criticise any church and that has good relationship with God.it is good to be a celestian.pple wey want to dey run mouth re free.

Jesu ye titi aye
mi ko ni yese
Jesu ye titi aye
mi ko ni yese
gege bi igi to duro leba odo
odo o, mi ko ni yese

Gbadura fun mi baba,ma jeki nse o
Gadura fun mi omo ma je kin se o
nigabti esu ba gbe adanwo re de
re de o ma je kin se o

Yes including the mega churches and cathedrals we build, the mountain of things we accumulate. We would treat one another with more kindness if we remember these things.

Thanks poster.

eli09:
i m proudly celestial.for u dat re saying rubbish,u go meet God for front.be careful with your tongue.

Am actually amused when I hear christains say, am proudly this and that. Please read your bible, your were called and saved by christ. Not by Oschoffa, Adeboye, Kumuyi, etc.
Now to the question. The problem with Celestial is same as that affecting pentecostals today; Worldliness, people have lost focus of xtianity. leadership tussle is a big issue. Different Wolis proffessing to be called of God giving contradicting message on who ought to lead. one was even proffessing to have been given a message by oschoffa himself. If that is not necromancy waht is. Cele takes pride in ise i.e message. There is always a penchant to see the future, as such the church is a fertile ground for scammers and agents of satan in white garment.
As for you poster, I dont understand why you ask the question you already know the answer but choose to ignore. Stop preaching cele, preach christ. If your motive is have the same kind of publicity the RCCG, CEC etc enjoy, you are wasting your time. majority find cele disagreeable. Even T.B Johua had to clean up his acts to have good t.v audience

Shalom

A lie always require more energy, little wonder you had to type in uppercases. You should bear in mind that many had been in celestial church before with greater zeal than you are exhibiting now. Dont go talking about things you have no clue about, the SHJ has its roots in jewish kabbalah. Same with most practice of white garment churches which are diluted with traditional african practice of bathing by river for cleansing etc.
You will do well to stick to Christ the rock of ages. Taking pride in so called prophetic powers, will only lead you astray. If you are so cool with being a celestian, good for you. But dont start sounding it off as some new revelation from heaven. Some of us have been there and left about 15 yrs ago and still in christ and never had cause to look back.

Just practice with the standard aptitude tests. They also might use some logical reasoning and holational/ spatial reasoning test i.e those ones that you have to spin 3D shapes mentally and indicate what it looks like from different positions.

You said you are doing you HND. Dont mention this if you pass the test and called for an interview, else you are out.

Best of luck.