Nawaoh

STENON:
Yes,Very sure,
A Young Graduate.

Same here..
2.1 education political science
unical

STENON:
I'm also a fresh Graduate of Physics and Education.

Sure?
Ur dp tells a different tale though.

Testimony time.. Somebody praise the...

Ex militants, numbering over 200
blocked the Olu Obasanjo road in Port
Harcourt , in protest of alleged
deduction of their N65,000 monthly
allowance by their leaders.
The protesting ex militants say a
particular new generation bank connive
with their leaders to short pay them.
The protest at the moment is causing
major traffic gridlock on the road and
other adjourning ones.
Details coming later
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/about-200-ex-militants-in-ph-protest-alleged-exploitation-by-their-leaders/

This is the season of the witch hunter. I call it pay back time but that is quiet undemocratic.

INTROVERT:

what!
U no even allow make i comot hand for submit key.

Former President Goodluck Jonathan
on Thursday evening paid a secret visit
to President Muhammadu Buhari at
the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
The meeting was held inside the
President’s official residence.
That was the first time Jonathan would
be visiting the Presidential Villa since
he left in the morning of May 29 for
the Eagles Square where Buhari took
his oath of office and allegiance as his
(Jonathan’s) successor.
The Special Adviser to the President on
Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina,
confirmed Jonathan’s visit and
meeting with Buhari to our
correspondent on Sunday.
Adesina, however, said he was not
privy to the subject of discussion at
the meeting.
A top Presidency official also confided
in our correspondent that the meeting
was strictly between Buhari and
Jonathan.
He said the visit was made discreetly
to the extent that photographs were
not taken.
“Nobody was with them. I am sure
they don’t want the visit to be an item
in the media. That probably explains
why the former president visited at
night and went straight to the
residence. They met for a few minutes
in the President’s residence,” the
official said.
The following day, however, Buhari
also played host to former President
Olusegun Obasanjo.
But unlike Jonathan’s visit, one of the
photographers attached to the
President was able to capture the two
leaders.
It was not clear at press time whether
the two visits were connected.
The present administration had been
investigating some activities of
Jonathan’s administration with
government officials, claiming that the
past administration was characterised
by impunity and large scale corruption.
Apart from probing the Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation, the
present administration is also beaming
its searchlight on the management of
the Excess Crude Account under
Jonathan.
Some former aides of the ex-President
such as his National Security Adviser,
Col. Sambo Dasuki (retd.); his Chief
Security Officer, Mr. Gordon Obuah;
and the former Director-General of
Nigerian Maritime Administration and
Safety Agency, Dr. Patrick
Akpobolokemi, have either been
arrested, detained or investigated.
On May 27, less than 48 hours to the
end of his tenure, Jonathan had
advised Buhari not to single out his
administration in any probe.
He said all those advising Buhari to
probe his administration must also
advise him to extend his probe beyond
his regime or else, the probe will be
seen as witch-hunting.
Jonathan said, “Some people are even
calling for the probe of this
government. I agree that in Nigeria,
there are a number of things that we
will probe, many things.
“Even debts owed by states and this
nation from 1960 up to this time, they
are saying it is Jonathan’s
administration that is owing all the
debts. I believe that anybody calling for
probe must ensure that these probes
are extended beyond the Jonathan
administration, otherwise to me, it will
be witch-hunting.
“If you are very sincere, then it is not
just the Jonathan’s administration that
should be probed. A number of things
have gone wrong and we have done
our best to fix them. The Attorney-
General is aware of massive
judgments debts, if we aggregate all of
them, it is about $1billion.
“How did we come to this kind of huge
judgment debts? These issues should
be probed. How do you allocate our oil
wells, oil fields, marginal wells and
others? Do we follow our laws? All
these should be probed. I believe all
these and many more areas should be
looked at.”
www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-pays-buhari-secret-visit-in-aso-villa/

sandrahnaub:
Dat y dere is 3G and 4G

Its kind of a black spot down here.

coogar:
guilty....
i rubbed methylated spirit on my chin everyday to stimulate facial hair....now i am sick of it i am considering laser hair removal!

Tel them. Some dudes believe it doesn't work.

Methylated spirit aids facial hair growth by opening up the scalps n giving rise to thicker n longer hair strands.Ur Street barber knows abt this n ur the wife's hairdresser too.
I used it n it worked out for me. Ur teenage son isnt threading the wrong path.however, it may tk long for him to start growing facial hairs especially if he isnt naturally hairy.
This product work too, shea butter(the undiluted one).
I wl post another product that works wonders too. The name eludes me for now.

The cut in the budget of the National
Assembly from N150bn to N120bn is
beginning to hit members of the House
of Representatives hard, resulting in
unpaid salaries.
The 360-member legislature has not
paid the June and July salaries of
lawmakers.
Findings by The PUNCH on Thursday
showed that the Speaker, Mr. Yakubu
Dogara, took hours to lament the poor
financial situation of the House during
a crucial meeting with his colleagues
in Abuja.
Delayed releases by the finance
ministry has also been identified as
one of the factors contributing to the
cash crunch facing the lawmakers.
The late-night meeting was convened
in one of the halls at the New Wing of
the House, away from prying eyes of
non-members.
“Well, members were beginning to ask
questions about payments; their due
salaries and other entitlements.
“The speaker came to open the books
and to complain that he too is
handicapped because there is no
money,” a senior House member
confided in The PUNCH .
Investigations showed that the
lawmakers were expected to receive
about N18m each in June when they
arrived in Abuja for the new term.
The money was to cover
accommodation, furniture and other
provisions worked out in line with
percentages in their template.
However, they were said to have been
paid only N10m as the House
leadership simply said it could not
afford the N18m.
“Car loan in particular was deferred; so
for now, there is nothing like car or
loans for that purpose,” the lawmaker
who briefed our correspondent said.
The PUNCH learnt on Thursday that
during Tuesday’s meeting with the
speaker, the lawmakers also got
another shocker when Dogara
announced that the House could not
afford to procure utility vehicles for
them this year.
The utility vehicles are officially
attached to committees for oversight
duties but in reality are in the custody
of the members.
Members simply take along such
vehicles with them at the expiration of
their tenure after paying a fraction of
the purchase price to the Management
of the National Assembly on terms
agreed by both parties.
It was gathered that Tuesday’s
meeting was called on the heels of
complaints by members that they had
yet to receive bank alerts for their
June and July salaries.
There were also said to be complaints
over general cash crunch in the House,
with some services facing challenges.
Another member of the House, who
was at the meeting spoke more, “It
was to present the situation as it is;
the accounts are low.
“Knowing the way this place operates,
soon, someone could start a rumour
that the leadership is sitting on the
money of members.
“The reality is that there is no money;
the cut in the budget is beginning to
bite everybody.
“The speaker went to the meeting with
the template for the entitlements of
every member for frank discussions.
“Everyone now knows what they are
supposed to get and if they are not
able to get it, they know why.”
When contacted, the Special Assistant
to the Speaker on Media and Public
Affairs, Mr. Turaki Hassan, declined to
speak on the issue.
Hassan referred our correspondent to
the Chairman, Ad hoc Committee on
Media and Public Affairs, Mr. Sani
Zoro.
“Call Sani Zoro; being a House matter,
he is the appropriate person to speak
on it,” he said.
When our correspondent called Zoro,
he claimed not to know that such a
meeting took place.
“Was there any meeting like that? Let
me get across to the speaker and I will
call you,” he said.
As of the time of filing this report on
Thursday, Zoro had not called back.
But, in the chamber, the House
mandated one of its adhoc committees
to investigate the alleged retrieval of
N1.17bn from the account of the
Sokoto Rima River Basin Development
Authority by the Ministry of Finance.
Mr. Musa Sarkin-Ada, in a motion he
moved on the issue, claimed that the
money was paid into the account of
the agency for projects it executed in
2014.
Sarkin-Ada said the money was paid
into the agency’s account with a
commercial bank on March 11 this
year.
“On April 11, the ministry inexplicably
made the bank to return the money to
it, an action that rendered the authority
incapable of discharging its
constitutional obligations.”
He added that a series of complaints
the agency made to the ministry over
the matter had not received serious
attention.
The House resolved to mandate its ad
hoc committee to investigate the issue
and produce a report within one month.
www.punchng.com/news/cash-crunch-hits-house-of-reps/

2g is damn slow

Youngpo413:
Very good for kids and classless adults...rubbish.

From ur comment i can logically conclude that ur classless n quite careless with ur choice of words. Grow up dude.

Jacksparrow0712:
You sure it's a pic or movie?

Its a kind of a collaged picture. Thats its made up of more than one part.

firstEVA:
keep looking for yeye picture

Its my choice. U cud call it yeye as many times as possible.

firstEVA:

Yet another introvert on the loose!

There was this picture I once came across on nairaland which almost cracked my ribs. It was in the joke section.I tried storing it in my device but there was not enough space.i eventually came back here to get it but its nowhere to be seen.It was after the great data purge on Nairaland and was in a male bashing thread.
The picture was that of a guy balancing his trousers on his waistline in the 50s and letting it down as the years went till it got to the stage where he started to move a wheelbarrow with his trousers hanging on it while walking arround with just his boxers.
I would be grateful if someone wl post it here. Thanks in anticipation.

The National Universities Commission
has said online degrees obtained from
foreign institutions will not be accepted
as means of seeking employment or
doing other legitimate business in
Nigeria.
The commission also slammed
Maryam Abacha American University
in Niger Republic, saying it has been
inundated with enquiries from some
Nigerian applicants, who have been
offered admission into the university.
NUC’s Director of Information and
Public Relations, Mr. Ibrahim Yakassai,
made the announcement during a
press briefing on Thursday evening in
Abuja, against the backdrop of some
foreign universities, which admitted
students from Nigeria.
“We wish to restate that as the only
quality assurance agency for
universities in Nigeria, the NUC is
maintaining its stand that degrees from
Maryam Abacha University will not be
accepted in Nigeria,” the commission
stated.
The NUC, which also discredited all
part-time cross boarder education in
Nigeria, therefore warned citizens
against patronising online universities
which offer academic programmes
without physical contact with their
students.
According to him, the Nigerian
constitution has no backing neither
does it recognise such degrees
obtained online, saying students look
for cheap means of acquiring
qualifications to avoid competition at
home.
He said, “Nigeria will not recognise
online degrees. Online degrees are not
accepted in Nigeria at the moment.
The Nigerian constitution does not
even give recognition to such degrees.
Those who run out of Nigeria for study
outside this country are those looking
for cheaper degrees. It is either they
cannot pass the examinations or they
do not possess the minimum entry
qualifications.”
The NUC criticised the entry
qualifications being used by Maryam
Abacha American University, saying
they were poor.
Yakassai said concerned students
were offered admissions on part-time
basis with a graduation time of four
semesters for programmes including
Nursing, Medical Laboratory Sciences
and Public Health.
He said, “In Nigeria, the duration for a
full time degree programme is not less
than three years for direct entry and at
least, six years for part-time, while
professional programmes in Sciences,
Engineering and Health Sciences,
including Nursing, Medical Laboratory
Science and Public Health are not
offered on part-time basis in Nigeria.
http://www.punchng.com/news/nuc-bans-online-degrees-abacha-varsity-certificates/

Hmm

Dont wait to be shown the exit door before u start thinking of how to deal with the situation at hand. It suppose u have bn found wanting in one thing or the other n as such the managt of the establishment which u work with is bent on hiring better hands.

Farting is natural n unavoidable that i know but its more acceptable to fart with respect. Fart anyhow n get sacked.

Change is inevitable. Keshi acted as if he was totally oblivious of the new political dispensation.

The first time the Nigeria Football Federation contacted Sunday Oliseh for Eagles’ job, the former national team captain declined on one condition: He was to assist a yet to be employed foreign coach. This was shortly after NFF announced they were parting ways with Keshi when Sudan beat Eagles, one of the defeats that contributed to Nigeria’s failure to qualify for the last Nations Cup. Oliseh politely turned down the offer even before external forces imposed Keshi on the federation. Oliseh felt his pedigree would earn him the top job and not to assist anybody. He wanted to be in charge and take full responsibility. The Pinnick Amaju-led federation respected his position and left him out and succumbed to the pressure to re-engage Keshi. And now that they have, again, parted ways with Keshi, the federation has, again engaged a foreign coach to coach the Super Eagles. But the foreign coach, a Dutch, will be under Oliseh who assumes the office of Chief Coach or Technical Adviser. The deal has already been sealed and Oliseh and his assistant will be unveiled in Abuja next week. The contracts were signed in London Tuesday. Pinnick and Oliseh in London “You can even report that Jay Jay Okocha is the next Eagles coach,” Amaju Pinnick jokingly said when we contacted him for confirmation Tuesday night. He would not discuss further details but only expressed excitement about the roles the Eagles coaches are expected to play in the development of football in Nigeria. He spoke to this reporter from London and these were his words. “There will be workshops and coaching clinics for Nigerian coaches. The Eagles’ coaches will be touring Nigeria to watch league matches and not like in the recent past when our national coaches failed to monitor our leagues. We are initiating so many things that will help our football. We will develop the game and also aim to present a good team for the next World Cup. I can see a bright future”. Keshi was accused of applying for another job while still with contract. The NFF terminated his contract on Saturday. Oliseh is highly respected at home and abroad. His television soccer analysis earns him kudos. He is now expected to practice what he preaches on television. In principle, he is always firm. And this paints a picture of his character and should, perhaps, educate the federation on the need to make things plain to the new helmsman. This reporter recalls when he refused to cringe before a bullying sports ministry at the 2002 Nations Cup in Mali. The players ended the group stage without bonuses. Oliseh, as captain, ensured there was peace and no agitation. “We believe that the ministry does not have our money yet. And we believe that they will pay the money when they receive it. We are here for the matches and we hope to continue to win. We are focused on the tournament and not our bonuses for we know they will surely be paid later,” Oliseh told the then sports minister, Mark Aku, in response to the minister’s plea that they should be patient over their bonuses. Applause followed Oliseh’s maturity and response. But when money was eventually sent from Abuja, the ministry announced changes in flight ticket refunds. This was midway into the tournament and the players felt that they had stomached enough. It angered them. They downed their boots for a day and went into the semi final match against Senegal with audible grumbles. They lost and coaches Shaibu Amodu and Stephen Keshi were disengaged from the team. Adegboye Onigbinde was engaged to take the team to the World Cup. Oliseh, George Finidi and a few others were also dropped from the World Cup team. It was the height of injustice in Eagles and the results of the Korea-Japan World Cup possibly added weight to the law of karma. Thirteen years on Oliseh is back at the national team as coach. This will delight former NFA chairman, Yusuf Ali who, before now, strongly campaigned for the engagement of Oliseh as Super Eagles coach even as Oliseh was yet to take up any known top coaching job. “He is intelligent and it is on that basis that I want him as coach. If it means Oliseh assisting a foreign coach and eventually taking over they should consider that for he is a brilliant guy,” Ali repeatedly told this reporter who equally published his views on these pages. “Yes, Oliseh has been signed,” one top NFF member confirmed last night. He also confirmed the Dutch assistant. Samson Siasia hired Kalika, a Dutch, as his assistant from the Flying Eagles to his Olympic and Super Eagles days. Clemens Westerhof is generally rated as the best foreign coach Nigeria ever had. He is Dutch also. NFF confirms negotiations with Sunday Oliseh NFF hires foreign coach to assist Oliseh Full name Sunday Oliseh Country Nigeria Age 40 Date of birth September 14 1974 Place of birth Abavo Height 1.83 m Weight 82 kg SENIOR CAREER YEARS, TEAMS 1990 – 1994 FC Liège 1994 – 1995 Reggiana 1996 – 1996 Nigeria (oly.) 1995 – 1997 1. FC Köln 1997 – 1999 Ajax 1993 – 2000 Nigeria 1999 – 2000 Juventus 2000 – 2002 Nigeria 2000 – 2002 Borussia Dortmund 2002 – 2003 Borussia Dortmund 2003 – 2004 VfL Bochum 2004 – 2005 Borussia Dortmund 2005 – 2006 Racing Genk ALL TITLES AND HONOURS TITLE TEAMS SEASON Bundesliga Borussia Dortmund2002 African Cup of Nations Nigeria1994 Eredivisie Ajax1998 Olympic Games Nigeria (oly.)1996 Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/nff-hires-foreign-coach-to-assist-oliseh/

Hit like if you believe that Nigerians are the most endowed human beings on planet Earth.
Hit share if u think otherwise

- School drop-out, video-game
obsessive, multi-millionaire.
- Makes millions playing video games.
You may not have heard of Olajide
Olatunji - better known by his alias,
KSIOlajidebt , or KSI for short - but
there’s a good chance your children,
nieces or nephews will be very familiar
with him.
The 21-year-old is one of the UK’s
most popular digital media superstars,
boasting more than 9,000,000
subscribers to his two YouTube
channels (to put that into context, Tom
Cruise has just 4,000), and a portfolio
of brand endorsements to rival David
Beckham.
His videos - bombastic, bawdy,
borderline - have been watched more
than a billion times.
The concept behind his spiralling
success (he is already very wealthy,
but more on that later) may baffle
those whose teenage years are behind
them, but it has been hugely effective.
Olatunji films himself playing video
games - usually his beloved Fifa - and
then uploads the footage to YouTube.
He makes up to 40 videos a month.
Each is watched around two million
times. The business model is simple:
the more clicks his videos receive, the
more cash he earns (through YouTube
partnership programmes, which split
the revenue from pre-roll adverts).
While his subject scope has widened, it
is Fifa , the Electronic Arts football
game for which he is best known.
“Fifa is my baby. I have to pinch
myself sometimes… I am living a
lifestyle most guys my age would love
to lead, playing computer games and
earning good money.
“I would say in a year I spend maybe
half of that playing Fifa. I love it that
much. I think I must have spent 200
hours on the new game already.
“It’s pretty cool I’m known for Fifa," he
adds.
Born in Watford,
Hertfordshire , he can sometimes be
seen wearing traditional Nigerian dress
in his videos. His surname "Olatunji"
means "Wealth awakes again" in
Yoruba .
In February 2013, KSIOlajidebt
appeared on the video "KSI VS FIFA //
The Record Slam" made by GWRomg
in which he broke the previous world
record for 'the most goals scored
against computer' of 110 goals, by
scoring 190 goals. As a result, his
name appeared in the Guinness World
Records Gamer's Edition (2013).
You can hardly blame a 21-year old
from a modest background for
splashing the cash when it suddenly
lands in his lap. Olatunji says he
spends his money on things like
trainers (there are limited-edition pairs
strewn everywhere). His latest sports
car was one of his more extravagent
purchases: "I bought the car last year...
I hardly ever splash so I thought I
might as well get something really
good."
Olatunji's popularity is not limited to
these shores, either. He was recently
voted the fourth most influential figure
among American teenagers
in a survey commissioned by Variety,
ranking above Hollywood mainstays
Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo Di
Caprio, and pop stars Katy Perry and
Beyonce.
Olajide branched out into music,
mainly as a rapper.He has released some chart topping songs one of which is a track titled '' lamborghini''On 29 March 2015, he gained his first
UK Top 40 single with "Lamborghini"
as it debuted at #30 on the UK Top
100 chart.
Source: www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11139724/Meet-the-21-year-old-YouTuber-who-made-millions-playing-video-games.html

Alot of ladies out there live fake lives.

Nigeria’s total debts stood at 12.06
trillion naira ($63.5 billion) at the end
of March this year, up from 11.2
trillion naira in December 2014, the
Debt Management Office (DMO) said
on Wednesday.
Nigeria, Africa’s top economy and
largest oil producer, has been
hammered by the 50 percent fall in
global oil prices as crude sales
account for more than 70 percent of
government revenue.
Squeezed government revenues forced
this year’s budget to be revised and
federal projects scrapped or halted
while state employees have gone
months without being paid.
The national currency, the naira, has
also come under intense pressure,
losing substantial ground to the dollar
on both the official and black market.
The figure announced by the DMO
confirms claims by Vice President
Yemi Osinbajo that the country’s debt
stood at some $60 billion at the end of
Goodluck Jonathan’s term, after he
lost to President Muhammadu Buhari
in March elections.
Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, the former
finance minister, had however
staunchly rejected the claim, saying
the debt was much lower, and mostly
incurred by states rather than the
federal government.
Nigeria’s debts have been rising in
recent years despite the country having
received $18 billion in relief from the
Paris Club of creditors in 2005, when
its national debt stood at $30 billion.
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/nigerias-debts-hit-63-5-billion-government/

Hmmm

Why might alot of pretty girls be more egotistic? Because we as a society make them so.Alot of ladies are praised more for their looks than for their brains or talent.Abeg we need a paradigm shift.
Some guys allow ladies to get all the
attention from a cute smile rather than
from expressing their opinions for d mere sake of being tagged gentlemen. MBOK!
Some guys self dey fight over girls. Lol. Its obvious that the more attention pretty ladies get especially from guys, the
more it goes to their heads.