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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Kenya - WC Qualifier (1 - 1) On 23rd March 2013 by akhis: 5:29pm On Mar 23, 2013
iykmora: i also feel lyk shootin you...my personal right and choice grin
na crime to encourage a brother that wants to take a bold step?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Kenya - WC Qualifier (1 - 1) On 23rd March 2013 by akhis: 5:20pm On Mar 23, 2013
iykmora: huh huh huh huh huh huh huh undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
i feel lyk hittin my head on a very harrrrd thing!
pls feel free. its a personal right and ur choice
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Kenya - WC Qualifier (1 - 1) On 23rd March 2013 by akhis: 4:56pm On Mar 23, 2013
Afam4eva: Pls where is this match been played?
Texas in USA
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Kenya - WC Qualifier (1 - 1) On 23rd March 2013 by akhis: 4:42pm On Mar 23, 2013
Roland17: Ball Possession

Nigeria 98.5 Kenya 1.5
forget possession. whats the score
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Davido's Mum, 10th Remembrance Anniversary by akhis: 8:02pm On Mar 20, 2013
And a thread like this will hurridly make front page. This Seun self, sometimes i think if GEJ is his mentor. full of misplaced prioties.
PoliticsRe: Absence Of Evidence Stalls Kabiru Sokoto's Trial by akhis: 6:44pm On Mar 20, 2013
Yoruba_Omoge: Killing one almajiri won't stop another almajiri from stepping up.

The population of almajiris in NIgeria is close to 30million.

Should we kill them all?
maybe yes
PoliticsRe: Absence Of Evidence Stalls Kabiru Sokoto's Trial by akhis: 6:44pm On Mar 20, 2013
Maxymilliano: This piece of news is incorrect, it was the absence of judge that stalls the trial, not absence of evidence!

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/photonews-boko-haram-leader-kabiru-sokoto-court


A top Boko Haram operative Kabiru Sokoto was brought to court for formal arraignment today by the State Security Service (SSS). However, the absence of the judge at the Federal High Court Abuja stalled the arraignment. Mr. Sokoto is expected back in court on April 19 2013.
na this same story i hear b4 oh
Nairaland GeneralI Am Struggling To Build My Village House-jonathan by akhis(op): 9:56am On Mar 17, 2013
President Goodluck Jonathan on Saturday
said he is struggling to build his house in his
Otuoke village, Bayelsa State.
He said he might give out the house before
he dies if he found out that his children are
not ready to live in the village.
Jonathan spoke in Lagos at a fund-raiser for
St. Stephens Anglican Deanery and Youth
Development Centre, Otuoke.
He said, "We are all mortal beings, we are all
biological specimen so we will all die but
when we die, what will we be remembered for,
what will we leave behind?
"I use to tell people that even the house I am
struggling to build in the village, these days
in this global age, how am I sure that my
children will even stay in my root. They want
to go to West Indies, they want to go to Latin
America.
"So, I was even joking with people that if I
look at the behaviour of my children and if I
don't see any of them that will patronise the
village, I will donate my house before I die."
The President urged wealthy Nigerians to
make meaningful contributions to the
development of poor communities in the
country in order to better the lives of the
youth and empower them to make useful
contributions towards national development.
He said the project for the St. Stephens
Anglican Deanery and Youth Development
Centre was dear to him because he wanted
to make sure that the younger generation
passed through a better system of education
different from the one he experienced while
growing up.
"I feel the only thing I can do is to make sure
that from nursery school to primary and
secondary school, there should be a standard
educational facility and youth programme, so
that it gives opportunity for the younger ones
to grow. Even if we die in the next 100
years, people will remember that those
before them have something for them," he
said.
Present at the occasion were Chairman of
Visafone, Jim Ovia; Chairman Capital oil,
Chief Ifeanyi Uba; Chairman of A-Z Oil, Chika
Okafor, Chairman Arik Air, Joseph Arumemi-
Ikhide, Oba Otudeko and Tony Elumelu.
Also present were Deputy Governor of Central
Bank of Nigeria, Tunde Lemo, ministers,
senators, members of the House of
Representatives and prominent indigenes of
Otuoke.



NL, is this a. new trick to make us believe he now has a shoe and its only house that is left
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photo - A Middle Aged Woman Hanged Herself Because Of Picture Leak by akhis: 2:19pm On Mar 14, 2013
Temismith: Suicide everywhere. Is death deir solution? Or maybe deres somtin about death dat we dont know. Leme ask someone that has died before
1

How far? Have u been able to ask? What was ur findings. Can i give u my dad's number? He died 20 years ago. Maybe he can assist u.
RomanceRe: I Feel Like Stabbing My Wife For Sleeping With Another Man by akhis: 2:07pm On Mar 14, 2013
Guy na only anger dey your mind. Once the anger goes down, u will be back to your normal self and be a happy man again
Nairaland GeneralRe: One Month Old Sleeping Baby Taken Away By Flood At Night. by akhis: 1:58pm On Mar 14, 2013
Too bad. It meNs she don ovdr sleep.i pray she sees the baby
Nairaland GeneralUnbelief As Baby Buried Alive By Mother Is Exhumed Two Days After,  Alive! by akhis(op): 3:04pm On Mar 11, 2013
A young mother, Adeola Joseph, has been sentenced to six years imprisonment with hard labour by a Magistrates Court sitting in Osogbo, Osun state for burying her only child alive in her residence for two days in 2012.The trial chief magistrate, Mr Olusola Aluko, while delivering judgement said the accused did not look remorseful and so not fit to live among humans.“The convict is callous and may not change from her devilish act as she did not show any remorse” he said. “She may do worse if given the opportunity to continue to live amongst human beings. She needs to learn how to live among human beings and not animals.”Before her arrest at Ijetu area of the state capital and consequent conviction, she was said to have made several failed attempts in the past to eliminate the two-year-old baby,Fatia Nafiu, who she saw as an impediment to her success in life.The 18-year-old Adeola, who was confirmed to be mentally fit by medical doctors during her trial, maintained that she had no regrets about her action.Her first attempt to get rid of Fatia – who may be called a miracle child – whom she had lived together with for two years, was in November, last year, when she allegedly poisoned her food. It was gathered that the second attempt was a month after the first failed attempt, when the young mother dumped the baby by the bank of River Osun but some passersby rescued the baby and took her to a motherless babies home from where she was later returned to her mother.The mother and child lived together until Adeola made another attempt on lived together until Adeola made another attempt on the baby’s life; but by sheer providence, the child escaped death once again. Adeola’s house became a Mecca of sorts as  people rushed to the scene of the incident to catch a glimpse of the child who was rescued by good Samaritans led by Prophetess Tunrayo Akinwande. Fatia was buried alive in the early hours of Monday, February18, 2012 and was only exhumed alive, miraculuously two days after by the Prophetess who lived close to where she was buried.It was gathered that upon her exhumation, Fatia fainted and was rushed to the State Hospital, Asubiaro in Osogbo where she was admitted for three days before she was discharged.
InvestmentRe: Online Trading In Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE) by akhis: 1:12pm On Feb 26, 2013
Yes you can trade but you would have to be a first, a chartered stock broker.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Make A Man And Woman Happy by akhis(op): 12:35pm On Feb 21, 2013
baibijay@yahoo.:
lol..... what are you trying to say now?
no vex me ohcheesy
No na, am just saying that women are special species
Nairaland GeneralHow To Make A Man And Woman Happy by akhis(op): 12:13pm On Feb 21, 2013
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that
?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

What are your thoughts about this folks
EventsRe: Bride & Groom Sleeping On Their Wedding Day by akhis: 9:01pm On Feb 19, 2013
emilyone: it was a mass wedding, patiently waiting for their turn grin
No, they are not waiting for their turn cos its mass, everyone same time. They just forgot that they are participants n not spectators
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 30th January 2013 by akhis: 10:17pm On Jan 30, 2013
Why so many nice hot games same time. Am not even seeing any goal well. Am just changing from one to another and before i return, scores don change
SportsRe: Five Things Nigeria Must Do To Beat Ethiopia by akhis(op): 1:29pm On Jan 29, 2013
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sexkillz: [color=#000030]1. Score
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3. Score
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SportsFive Things Nigeria Must Do To Beat Ethiopia by akhis(op): 1:09pm On Jan 29, 2013
GET A GOOD PENALTY TAKERThe assignment of playing penalties should be taken off Mikel Obi – it is an added pressure to a player who is trying to win back the fans into his corner and the angst of missing spot kicks should not become another albatross across his neck. Imagine that he missed that kick against Ethiopia in the 87th minute and Nigeria was sent packing from the Nations Cup, the Nigerian football fans may never forgive and forget.So there is Vincent Enyeama, who takes these kicks for his clubs wherever he has found himself – from Enyimba to Hapoel Tel Aviv, he has been the consummate penalty taker.Also Obi should be taken off every set piece duty. His corner kicks and free kicks have posed no threat in this tournament. Floated high like volleyball about to be spiked, it makes good catching practise for the opposing goalkeepers. Victor Moses, if he plays will do a better job.

TRY OUT ANOTHER MIDFIELD COMBINATIONThe combination of Fegor Ogude, Mikel Obi and Nosa Igiebor has not wrought the desired forward play that will transit into goals so Coach Keshi needs to do a little tweaking in this department.In the first two matches, Igiebor has been out of position because Obi has decided to push forward more exposing Ogude to the two beat one situation and Igiebor caught in between the lines. If the coach wants to line up Mikel as the offensive conduit then he should bring in another player who will help Ogude in his defensive duties and also have the propensity to carry the ball into attacking areas.Ogenyi Onazi would have been the preferred choice as he has the energy and as he showed against Catalonia, he also possesses that burst of pace that can take him beyond defenders in the push into the third segment of the pitch. He has also showed that he can score with two goals in his five appearances for the Super Eagles.

PLEASE DO NOT RESTORE AMBROSE TO RIGHT BACKIf Keshi does not trust Kenneth Omeruo to do the job at right back, please let Ogenyi Onazi continue in that position as his energy and ability to go forward will be needed against Ethiopia not a perpetually marooned Efe Ambrose, who has shown that he cannot be trusted going forward or defending.Omeruo and Onazi have shown that they bring more quality to the right back than the Celtic central defender does. So in Nigeria’s search for a win – and this is not writing off Ethiopia’s chances, the Eagles full backs must be able to join the attack and provide good crosses or even get into scoring positions – these qualities Ambrose has not shown in his various stints at right back.

BRING IN OSHANIWA FOR ECHIEJILEThe Eagles will not get any worse if Juwon Oshaniwa comes in to replace Elderson Echiejile at left back. The Portugal-based defender has been the most nervous defender for the Eagles and has not joined the attack as frequently as expected.Anytime the opponents attack down Nigeria’s left side, fans have their hearts in their mouths not knowing what calamity would befall the team on account of Echiejile’s apparent nervousness. This is not saying that the SC Braga man is not a good player but that he has not shown enough confidence to continue to command the left-back position. Let Keshi try the option that he has.

DO FOR A DOUBLE-PRONGED ATTACKNow the Ethiopians will be preparing on how to shackle Emmanuel Emenike, but that plan can be thrown askew if Emenike is paired with either Brown Ideye or Ikechukwu Uche.Emenike has shown that he can score goals and we have also seen the way he has been man-handled in the last two matches so the coach should help him out by giving him a partner and playing two orthodox wingers in Ejike Uzoenyi from the left and Victor Moses or Ahmed Musa from the right. This will give more potency to the team in the last attacking third of the pitch and will also stabilise the midfield.The most important thing is that it will have the Ethiopians thinking again about their game plan and before they settle, the Super Eagles might already have notched up the goals that will take them into the quarter finals.
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by akhis: 8:51pm On Jan 21, 2013
k2039: Honestly, Ivory coast will flog this Nigerian Team.
guy wait make ivory coast play first.

see as Ghana play yday
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by akhis: 7:40pm On Jan 21, 2013
i hope say Keshi give this ref him welfare cut wey naija budget for him cos i wonder why him dey blow like this
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by akhis: 7:29pm On Jan 21, 2013
Shankboye: Dis dem blond guy resemble d combination of obasanjo and latin grin
this ur post should be hiden for sake of national security
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by akhis: 7:27pm On Jan 21, 2013
NL non gree open again
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by akhis: 7:16pm On Jan 21, 2013
rafhell: na by force to support nigeria. abeg for today, i will support burkina faso. my facebook girfriend is from burkina faso
u non dey shame say na woman wan marry u
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by akhis: 7:14pm On Jan 21, 2013
the stadium is so full compared to other matches
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by akhis: 7:13pm On Jan 21, 2013
gwas: Well, so far, they are not doing bad.
at all
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by akhis: 7:10pm On Jan 21, 2013
rafhell: my facebook girlfriend is from burkina faso. so i don't know who to support
she don give you kitten? if not, support Nigeria
CrimeTerrorists Ambush Mali-bound Soldiers In Nigeria, Kill Two by akhis(op): 10:04am On Jan 20, 2013
Two soldiers deployed to participate in the
West African Force in Mali were on
Saturday killed in an ambush by terrorists
at Itakpe Junction, along the Okenne-
Lokoja Road.
Four others were said to have received
injuries from bomb explosions and gun
attacks from the assailants.
The bodies of the late soldiers were
deposited at the mortuary in Lokoja while
the injured soldiers are receiving
treatment under heavy security at the Federal Medical Centre, Lokoja, Kogi State.
It was learnt that about 150 soldiers were travelling in a convoy from Ibadan, Oyo State when they came
under the attack in Kogi.
Motorists were held up along the Okenne-Lokoja Road for over one hour as the road was blocked by men
of the Joint Task Force.
The Army Director of Information, Maj. Gen Bola Koleosho, who confirmed the attack, said those who
killed the soldiers were members of a terrorist organisation.
Koleosho said the terrorists laid an ambush for them and threw Improved Explosive Devices on the convoy
while firing at them simultaneously from the bush.
He said the soldiers left Ibadan for the North on their way to Mali and stopped over in Okenne to pass the
night.
He dismissed insider’s collaboration on the ground that it could not be substantiated.
He said, “The troops were coming from Ibadan, I think it took them some time to leave and when they got
to Okene, they stopped over to pass the night.
“They were leaving in the morning around when the attackers who were not robbers, because thieves
don’t use IEDs, waited for them. After they allowed the first escort vehicle to pass, they threw bombs at
them while opening fire from the bush.
“Our soldiers at the back returned the fire. If not, the casualty figure would have been higher. One person
died instantly and the other died on the way to the hospital. The other four are responding to treatment.”
Koleosho said the soldiers decided to block the road to ensure that innocent Nigerians were not attacked
by the terrorists. He also said it was to pave way for the soldiers to defuse unexploded IEDs which might
have been left behind by the terrorists.

http://www.punchng.com/news/terrorists-ambush-mali-bound-soldiers-kill-two/
CareerRe: Chartered Institute Of Stockbrokers (CIS) Sept Diet by akhis: 3:11pm On Jan 11, 2013
adeprof: For people who av knowledge and details about cis exemption and registration.
My question is :as a graduate member of ican,can I claim exemption 4 cis professional exam 1st stage or must I be inducted as a member of ican to claim that exemption.I will appreciate your candid opinions
yes you can in all level one.
RomanceRe: Are Men Willing To Wait For Sex Till Marriage? by akhis: 7:01pm On Jan 10, 2013
Obinnau: i think i made the list of celibates till marriage
you are not even sure of yourself "I think"

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