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experimentist: If GEJ dies today, we will do a very big memorial in his honour. He is Nigeria's Mandela.

You self non believe yourself say u write that

pimp_lucious :
Why do I feel like my existence depends on this draw?

because you are just right!!

that was never a penalty!!!!!!!!

moderator 1-2,?

na wah for u oooh

free2ryhme: after watching the video a second time i have come to the conclusion that the woman was neither trading nor displaying her wares by the raod side but she was waiting for a bus to convey her to her destination...


Oshiomole did wrong judging by the video clips

you are very observant. those items were not displayed. they were still all in a cartons.

sometimes i wonder if one is not living with a wife at home, if he should behave that way.

Goaaaaaaal

I sampled opinion from some guys on how often do they really change their boxers. Funny enough most guys could not say exactly when they change theirs but its clear that guys mostly change their boxers when its torn or when they forget or misplaced it.

so guys when is the idea time to change a boxer and when do you really change yours.

This is not about washing dirty linens in the public, please.

mukina2: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

done o

ok do am again

mukina2: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

done o

na man I be ooooh

MUKINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

pls adjust score line. 5:0

Can some one confirm that this game is over?

Adebayo in for Spurs

Goal 3:0

I have two tickets but need a companion to go with

kel4soft: Please this should be sent to FP to discuss exhaustively. That judge needs a brain surgery.

Guy easy. The law says "reward" for armed robbery is death. It did not say the amount involved in the act. so be it a million or billion or ten naira.

oguash: good for him. he should also be flogged in the public for putting much stake in a useless football game that neither parties wont benefit from

not just neither party would benefit from, neither party have no impact or influence on the outcome.

Ugom38: just waste of paper and ink,the cattle rearers this info was made for,can they read ?

most of their colleagues are here in nairaland. They will spread the news.

hafi: Got this as a broadcast, would love to know those for the women folks......

*** Signs Of Immaturity In Marriage: FOR MEN ***

1) Rejecting food wen there's an issue:

Oga husband, you gave your wife money for food and after it was prepared you refuse to eat because you dey vex. Its one of the greatest signs of
immaturity, its time to grow up! You should not even abandon your home for any reason, you could go somewhere wen angry but ensure that you don't allow it 2 linger unnecessarily because dat is enough for the devil to build on.

2) Telling your wife severally that you are the head:

May I let you know that even when your wife disobeys/ disrespect you she
still knows that you are the head. Yu need not shout or scream it daily. Its important for you to know when and how to be firm and put yur feet down over issues, however don't become a nagging husband just to prove that you are the head.

3) Issuing threats:

Beating, verbally abusing your wife, issuing threats of divorce or bragging abt marrying another wife does not make you a man. Your strength is in your ability to tame your tongue and control your fist. When she is acting her "childish woman" part, play the "matured man."

4) Reporting your wife to friends and family:

Wen yur wife offends, correct and talk things through. You don't have to tell everyone about her mistakes, that will paint her black nd sell her cheap such that you will not be able to redeem her back. It is also out of place for any man to love his mother more than his wife and kids, doing this only sets up your home for crisis.

5) Competition:

Have you seen couples who compete with each other over material acquisitions? Their properties and investments are always in separate names.
As the wife borrows to buy a Ferrari, the husband is running after a bugatti. How childish can we be? This also leads to insecurity, jealousy and inferiority/
superiority complex. Please let's check ourselves and work as a team

I never bothered reading it except to check for the sex of the writer and behold, "F". So i know what to expect from the write up

Bash92: Human abuse here ooooo. reconciling of account in the office on a sunday.

the guy never talk true. He is busy cooking book as month just end. By tomorrow Monday, e go don

Why Eto prick stand?

yarodin: Abeg someone explain which kind of celebration our boys are doing? I love it.

that's Daniel's

YES YES YES YES YES YES

When 35 year-old Adesuwa got married to Kevin Okihria from Iruekpen in Esan West Local Government Council, Edo State in 2004, she prayed that the resentment that bedevilled the union from some of her in-laws will fade with time. Few years after the union, a lot of issues, including the couple’s inability to have a child of their own, compounded her fate. The sordid situation ended up with the death of both the mother in-law and her husband under mysterious circumstances that now pose a great threat to her life.

Before then, Adesuwa and Kevin Okihria were inseparable despite the odds, praying and hoping that one day, they would have their own baby to bless their union. The relative peace they maintained in their home was the envy of friends and neighbours at their No 18, Modupe Street, Balogun bus-stop Ikeja, Lagos who though were aware of the challenges the couple faced, marvelled at how their marriage stood the test of time. This was however, short-lived as Kevin’s mother took ill and they found themselves saddled with the sole responsibility of taking care of her.

The distraught widow narrated her story: “Shortly after Madam Okihria took ill, members of her family decided that she was brought to Lagos for proper medical attention which was a far cry to what was obtained in the village. When we brought her to Lagos, she was admitted at the Naval Hospital, Ojo where she spent two weeks during which various diagnostic tests were conducted on her.

I and Kevin noticed that she was not responding to the medications been administered on her, so we decided to take her elsewhere. This, however, did not go down well with doctors at the Naval Hospital who had no choice than to compel my husband to sign an undertaken which he did. The quest to get the best for mama took us to four different hospitals that included; Rivet Hospital, Ajao Estate, Mobineki Hospital, Dopemu, Unity Hospital,Ikieja and Trinity Hospital off Awolowo way and the General Hospital in Ikeja.

“In all these hospitals, it was only at Rivet Hospital that it was discovered that Mama was suffering from kidney failure, liver enlargement and septicemia. We were told that mama had to be put on dialysis. We couldn’t really understand why the repeated calls put through to my husband’s siblings who reside in Nigeria, most especially, one Linda Okhiria(Kevin’s sister), was not replied. I called Kevin’s brother,Tony Okhiria who lives in the United States to report his sister’s attitude but Tony advised me to simply ignore Linda because her presence would not help matters rather she might compound issues;and he encouraged us not to relent in taking care of their mother.

“A few days later, to our surprise, Linda showed up at the hospital and without talking to any one, asked mama repeatedly “have you reversed the thing”? After some seconds, mama managed to mutter, “yes, I have reversed it”. And Linda left. I and my husband were lost because we had no clue what that was all about. Mama pleaded with us to take her away from the hospital; when we demanded to know why, she simply said “well, I am saying this because if I die here, your brothers and sister will heap the blame on you. They will even insinuate that you used me for ritual purposes.

“Out of the fear of what mama told us, we notified some family members. It was the collective agreement of these groups that saw mama taken back home to her villager in Edo State. On getting there, mama was admitted for further treatment at the Irrua Specialist Hospital and we engaged the services of one Sister Lovett to take care of her, we also sent weekly allowance to Lovett for her upkeep. These gestures did not impress her relatives who never saw anything good in whatever we did; tongues started wagging that we deliberately “dumped mama to die.” When it got out of control, we were compelled to visit mama at Irrua where we observed that she was fast deteriorating.

“On our return to Lagos, I told my husband that based on the countenance and body language of some of his family members during our visit; they might have plotted to bring mama back to Lagos. But Kevin said that would not be possible, I was however taken aback when he added “I know they want to get me through my sick mother but I am not sure they will bring her here, for what? he asked.

“A few days later, on arrival from an outing, we met a vehicle which we immediately recognized as a Peugeot wagon driven by one Mr. Samson that ply the Ekpoma to Lagos route parked at the entrance of our house; on a closer look, we saw mama all by herself with no family member accompanying her inside the vehicle, half dead. We were shocked and raised alarm which attracted our neighbours.

“We immediately put on hold every other thing and sought for a hospital to take mama to; but due the bed sore and the stench from the sore, we were turned down at the hospitals we went to. This made my husband to Tony, his elder brother in the USA and one of his uncles in the village informing them of the situation. He specifically informed the uncle to help him look for another maid because he has concluded plans to return her back to the village.

“After some meetings, the family decided that we take mama to a hospital in Benin City instead. There was however, division amongst them as some thought there could be spiritual connotations to the issue and as such, mama should be taken to some traditional healing home instead. Others argued that the medical doctors who all along had treated her be allowed to continue, another group also thought she should be taken to church instead. This last group won as the woman was taken to one ‘God fearing Church’ in the Ogida part of the Benin City where she eventually died.”

Crime Guard gatherd that after the death of their mother, the story took a different dimension. She continued, “After that, Tony, my husband’s elder brother in USA demanded to know how their mother died. “Whenever such questions of how their mother died was posed to Kevin by Tony, my late husband wept bitterly. The calls persisted that at one point, I decided to put a stop to it by snatching the phone from him and putting it out.

Also, my husband suddenly became paranoid and insomniac, talking all by himself and punctuating such talks with “they want to kill me, they have bewitched my home, and they have taken procession of our cars. Doctors and sympathizers advised us to seek spiritual solution to the problem. That was when we decided to go to the Synagogue Church of Nations in Ikotun –Egbe, Lagos.

“On our way to Synagogue Church to attend one of their Thursday services, my husband suddenly parked his SUV by a palm tree and pointing at it, he started shouting “look at them, they are here already.” When I looked closely at the top of the tree, I saw an owl perching on one of the branches. After that encounter, we decided to shift the trip till the following day which was a Friday. At about 7pm of that Thursday, we checked into a hotel close to the Church.

“At about 11 pm, Kelvin suddenly got up and said we should return home, according to him, some spirits were waiting at the gate of our house. After a heated argument that attracted some staff of the hotel, we were soon home bound getting to Ikeja a little after midnight. But to my shock, my husband suddenly exclaimed “oh they are not there, let’s go back to Ikotun”.

Out of fear and respect for him, I did not object to that. He reversed and we headed back to Ikotun, and arrived the hotel at about 1am. It took some minutes of pleading before the Manager ordered the security men to open the gate for us. We were also allowed into the room earlier allocated to us after which my husband changed into his night wear. Instead of relaxing, he suddenly changed back into the cloths he came in with and ordered me to pack our belongings as we are going back to Ikeja.

“I objected. From then, he became hysterical and started banging on the doors and windows. The other guests and staff woke up, all efforts to calm him down failed until he was allowed to sleep inside our SUV parked outside. All the while, I was in contact with Professor Goodluck and their family doctor who both advised me to take things easy promising they would come to my aid the following morning.

The following morning which was a Saturday, hell was let loose as he became violent, chasing me and everyone in sight; when he eventually caught up with me, he hit me so hard in the face and dragged me on the floor to where our car was parked, shoving me in into the car. He pulled off his shirt and asked me to put it on. I quickly did to avert more beating, a few minutes later, he jumped out of the car and ran away. In the midst of this confusion, I ran after him shouting to anyone in sight to help me hold him.

“Some Mobile Policemen on guard at one of the companies nearby and some passersby managed to stop him. Despite this attempt, he became so uncontrollable and at one stage, attempted to disarm a Mobile Policeman, that was when it was advised that his legs and hands be chained pending when we would gain access to the officials of the Synagogue Church. However, when the family Doctor came and observed his violent behaviour, he advised that we take him to the Psychiatric Hospital in Yaba instead. Kelvin gave up the ghost on our way to the hospital,” the widow lamented

ojeffo: Which decoder u dey use? HiTv?

No, he is watching it on clapperboard

iamswizz: See as thread full because of bad news

see how fast mod moved it to front page.

Vickyt: FOUNTAIN OF LIFE OUTREACH: Gen
38v9,10 Do you know it's not only
girls/ladies that abort? you being
a male, you say you use condoms
and after use you either flush
them away through the toilet or
throw them away. Don't you
know you are throwing away
generations by that act and simply
aborting/ stopping them from
coming to this world. You just
have to repent if you don't want
God to throw you away. God is
merciful and willing to save. Come
and stop this Edenic act. You need
Jesus

so you are just knowing?

Haters should chill. M. City will bounce back. I am definitely sure of that

I do have it always in my wallet because of my daughter. She always asks me to give her money for offering and i give her one. She is small and doesnt know the value. At times I come back from work and and she is crying of not buying any thing and 5naira note does the maggic.

Tobbey: We shud score 1 Na..abeg

seybi u don get one. That don do for una

jude33084: The score line does not reflect the play at Allllllll























e for be 4-0 now

honestly u non serious

Lamasta: @OP can I use it as Hair cream? Jus asking

definitely yes but ensure its macleans

Smartsyn: In the absense of Vaseline, it can be used as a lubricant

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ha oga na wa for u

Why do people like deceiving people like this. The road construction has not started. Julius Berger are just constructing their yard. When the road starts, we will all know