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PoliticsRe: Hadiza El-Rufai: I'm Married To A Governor; I'm Not Part Of Government by akimbomimer: 12:32pm On May 29, 2020
post=90079472:
Hello, being that this is the first time we will be seeing your post..We want to advice you to please be very careful of the way you talk to people, (both online and offline),
especially the people you don't know.
Please take to this advice.
Have a blessed weekend ahead.
Stay safe.
phew!! and off with your hypocrisy!! what has Aisha Bihari got to do with the OP's post... some of your posts are just too ludicrous to ignore... mtcheww
PoliticsRe: Hadiza El-Rufai: I'm Married To A Governor; I'm Not Part Of Government by akimbomimer: 10:05am On May 29, 2020
who is this gan sef huh huh
I'm afraid you've lost your sense of reasoning sad
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Re-Organization Of Nigeria Police Force. Create 5 Zonal Commands by akimbomimer: 2:59pm On May 28, 2020
when will these guys stop baring a war grade AK 47 and switch to more professional approaches... mtcheew
PoliticsRe: Western Region Ministerial List In 60s by akimbomimer: 10:24pm On May 21, 2020
and co, y'all just are been confused with simple arithmetics ... and my piece of advice... GET A LIFE!!! mtchewwww angry
FamilyRe: Nigerian Ladies Should Learn From This Lady, Such A Good Wife. by akimbomimer: 11:12pm On May 20, 2020
vickydankal:
If this is not mental slavery I don’t know what is. The lady should carry his baby while the man being stronger should carry the bags .
she complain? undecided... even tho the husband coulda helped buh judging from the countenance huh
EducationRe: Nigerians React To 400L Student Of Unilorin Who Finds It Difficult To Express He by akimbomimer: 9:29pm On May 16, 2020
Lagbaja01:
Bro, that's the limit of your understanding. Guys with good grammatical knowledge are making at least 40k per week, from online transcription job.
I, in all honesty will like to know more about that transcription job... smiley
SportsRe: Wenger Picks Kanu As His Greatest-ever Arsenal January Signing by akimbomimer: 1:11pm On May 13, 2020
masterflowx:
Kanu is the greatest!

Meanwhile, Does Cristiano Ronaldo know that he is selling Titus fish and Turkey at Ipaja Lagos?
cheesycheesycheesy mehd oo
CrimeRe: What Happened Overnight Today!!! by akimbomimer: 1:50am On Apr 23, 2020
cheesy cheesy
EducationRe: Uniben Vs Unilag Trending On Twitter by akimbomimer: 12:54am On Apr 23, 2020
huh
HealthRe: Covid-19: Confirmed Case In Warri Could Be A Scam By The Government - (video) by akimbomimer: 11:21am On Apr 16, 2020
Okokobioko shocked
LiteratureRe: GOOD GUY AT 23 by akimbomimer: 7:28am On Apr 16, 2020
Oulala...more ink to your pen man.
I'm so loving this story back to back grin
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LiteratureRe: GOOD GUY AT 23 by akimbomimer: 9:59am On Apr 14, 2020
mmmm...at this point I'm giving it to you..gbosa!! Ghost mode deactivated buh boss abegi e too sweet to dey short o buh I understand sha...Nice work : cool wink
RomanceRe: I Never Wanted To Have Sex With Her On The First Visit by akimbomimer: 4:22pm On Apr 07, 2020
CsRockefeller:
grin grin grin

Anon: My girl was chatting with a guy on watsapp.
Nairalanders: Dump her she's a hoe, she's a slut, simp like u, idiot!!

Anon: My wife has stopped cooking for me what can I do?
Nairalanders: She's cheating, getting a good dick outside, divorce her!!

Anon: I want to marry a single mother, I love her, what do u think?
Nairalanders: You're a beta male, shes a hoe with a wide p***y, her body count is up to 20, she can never forget her baby daddy.

Anon: I met a man, I like him but he doesn't spend on me.
Nairalanders: Olosho, go work, what do u offer except ur p***y, anyway dump him, he doesnt love u, you are rhe side chick.

Men bless the day I discovered this site. People here crack me up everyday.

grin grin grin
Same here bro
Foreign AffairsRe: Boris Johnson Admitted To Hospital Over Coronavirus Symptoms by akimbomimer: 8:06am On Apr 06, 2020
zabuur:
Lord Almighty, whether it's man made or whoever made, whether all rumors around the spread of this virus is true, what I believe is; no leaf would fall from a tree without Your Knowledge.

Give us the wisdom and knowledge to derive a solution to this pandemic.

Whether some are claiming it's anti Christ or Pro Christ, You are Allah, God, Chineke, Eledumare, you won't come down but, if it's vaccine, drugs, herbs that will cure/prevent this, direct/guide us to where we will get it.
Aameen
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Told A Guy She Is Not In A Relationship by akimbomimer: 8:46pm On Apr 01, 2020
Obaman12:
Bro! You see?

You goofed up big time by showing her all your cards bro. Relationship these days are like card games. You don't display all your cards to your opponent to avoid being kicked off the game. You play it smartly with your head not with your heart.

Now, you're of no relevance to her again, and there's nothing that you'll do to gain that back from her. To her, she's just using u as a step up plan until she lands her target man.

In otherwords, you're on your own

All, I'll say now is, start searching for another girl that would keep ur hrt occupied at moment, after that dump her and move on. That's d only way to mk her feel d break up, don't let her break ur hrt, break hers first that's how you'll get to win on this bro. Outside it, it'll be an all-round win for her. So be smart and act fast.


Note: all these should be on code. Don't let her notice anysh*t as regarding ur intention towards her. Oya go win this bro grin

I made this same mistake bro, and now am a rebranded person.
Please I really need the link to that ubunja miseducation.. I've been looking for it but the search thing is confusing
Read on miseducation by Ubanja
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Signs The Covid19 Regulations (2020) by akimbomimer: 7:28am On Mar 31, 2020
cheesy
VillagePipu:
Just look at this fool!
The AG should assent to it?

Some of you people talk nonsense as if commonsense is a taboo where you come from. Buhari is advised by Senior Advocates and Eminent Jurists and one idiot who doesn't even know the existence of the enabling legislation is busy arguing stupidly.

If they born your father well, enter road today. They have put sojo out cos of people like you. Let Corporal Garuba use bulala customize your destiny.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
LiteratureRe: GOOD GUY AT 23 by akimbomimer: 10:39am On Mar 29, 2020
grin grin grin
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LiteratureRe: Night Of The Flaming Panties! by akimbomimer: 7:18pm On Mar 23, 2020
grin grin grin Tori Tori laidis na hin dey sweet pass, abegi egbon ride on
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PoliticsRe: Sagay, Ozekhome, Falana Reject Immunity For Presiding Officers Of Legislature by akimbomimer: 11:05am On Feb 26, 2020
post=86967179:
We concur once again.


One of the laws we have to come together and abolish in our nation is the power of immunity rubbish that the evil party bestowed on us before they left.
It has done more harm than good.
Now at this point I think something is wrong upstairs with you... mtcheww..spits
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle (4 - 0) On 16th February 2020 by akimbomimer: 7:23pm On Feb 16, 2020
update score na!...abi wetin happenhuh
RomanceRe: Best Valentine Gift For Your Wife, Girlfriend by akimbomimer: 12:00pm On Feb 10, 2020
Funkybabee:
Cake, just order a cake for her grin
this one go drain account balance o...
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by akimbomimer: 10:51am On Jan 31, 2020
huh
RomanceRe: Topcio Alata Ghana Soap by akimbomimer: 8:55am On Jan 29, 2020
Sheybi na for fresh skin?? Abeg make I get one...how can I get one
ComputersRe: Urgently For Sale, Very Clean HP Laptop Core I5, 500HD, 4G Ram by akimbomimer: 8:46am On Jan 29, 2020
Pictures too should be posted if u want to really strike a deal...my own pick sha
ComputersRe: HP Probook 4530s 500/4GB Core I5 At A Giveaway Price by akimbomimer: 12:01am On Jan 28, 2020
Location??
CrimeRe: For Those Who Trust Okada Rider by akimbomimer: 10:54pm On Jan 27, 2020
Thanks for this OP
CrimeRe: Conspiracy Theory On Kobe Bryant's Death by akimbomimer: 6:55pm On Jan 27, 2020
whathuh
TravelRe: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by akimbomimer: 10:53pm On Jan 13, 2020
Chriswazo:
Let me mark attendance for someone believing God to spend Easter in Germany, may your expectations this summer or winter never be cut off by any means, Amen.

Congrat guys. The efforts worth it o, I no lie u
Amen o
PoliticsRe: Nigerian High Commission In Ghana Not Evicted – FG by akimbomimer: 6:59am On Jan 04, 2020
ehnehn
PoliticsRe: TRUNN- Weather Alert: Harmattan And Flood Warning by akimbomimer: 12:19pm On Jan 03, 2020
Ohh

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