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can smbody jst tel d op we dn't giv a fck bout d story, jst expose d girl jaree mak we kuku get 2 knw d scammer.

damm contract paper look like #150 handout to me ,
Abeg next 1 pls

Lolz, Anonymous giver? aunty kuku tell us u are afraid of slay mama snatching him from you..

this table dis boy is shaking ehn, why he dey rush, buh the look on the bride tho

You mean all dis set of our slay queens?

Still d same old poly, never change a bit.

Like see all this pple bashing dis dude, when u av not even hear his own side of story, Thank God, d guy is a N'lander according to our aunty, so until i see a counter thread from this so called guy, m not gonna say anytin and to our aunty, don't wallow in self pity, u probably smaw own ur own share of blame.when u a knacking urself, no one hear, so when it backfire now, you want our pity, who pity epp

beautiful heart? aunty come davido is taken, ehn wat about wizzy, he no get beautiful heart again

Yepaa, after paying for her dowry, u still pay to hit her kpekus..

brah, i pray any spirit dat want to mak u as their second choice shd strike wif thunder, damm tin wanna keep u as spare tyre in case, as in she wanna keep u in standby mode.

lolz, first na military, now it is sailor. .regular God fearing,slay mama self never find true love

Some girl ehn, whenever i just see dem with their usual story on twitter, i no dey even read m again, they are full of lies and deceit.

Trust me, some of them are hyper-boring.

this neco pple gat no chill sha,, Debt ke

Sunday School what!!!

kingxsamz:
I was just 12 years old then.
I went to the village to stay with my dad's family.
during my stay I slept in my cousin's room.
she was like 25 then. We slept on the same bed.
Every night she'd tell me to wrap my hand around her while we face each other. Though we didn't do anything until one night, we were lying on a mat and she was talking with her sisters, suddenly she turned and said quietly into my ear "kiss me". I was lost and dumbfounded.
I was confused because I felt she was joking and that kind of joke would be expensive because I don't know how I'm supposed to kiss her, my cousin for that matter, IN FRONT OF HER SISTERS. I just kept quiet. she said it again though silently so her sisters won't hear, and I didn't answer.
After an hour or so her sisters left and it was time to go inside and sleep. As I was about to enter her room she stopped me and said I won't sleep in her room until I agree to do what she asked me. I believed her sha cus I saw seriousness in her face. ( it's a big compound with many rooms in it, you know, those houses in the village with a polygamous family occupying it. just that this one isn't a polygamous home).
So I went inside and jejely went to lie on the bed.
she joined me, and after some minutes she repeated those words again, " Kiss me".
I didn't say anything, and also I had never kissed anyone before. she then told me to open my mouth, I did and then next thing I felt was her lips and tongue on mine.
We started French kissing. it was almost like I had learnt how to kiss before. Surprisingly she didn't allow me touch her and she didn't touch me, we only kissed for what seemed to be like 30 minutes or so, and I fell asleep.
I don't know what she must have done to me when I was sleeping but she acted like nothing happened the next day. me sef I kuku no talk anything. And oh, did I mention she was a Sunday school teacher?

#Zerochill team

mummy said i shd tell you to stop deceiving yourselves..

shey d same fayose that is in pain and who will be handing over in october, abeg giv us anoder lie, dis 1 dey pepper person eye

bros, dat GPA can't even flash mtn to mtn nah

ednut1:
See mumu whose GPA was less dan 0.2 making mouth. Who wan marry u wey get foam for brain.yeye liability. Small girl with fish brain

the same reason you ladies can't date without involving money

Oga, m very sure some n'land feminist will back your wife saying she has the lion share in the house, Fine, So just forget abt the house, build your own, it always suck when you involve dem female in dis kind of thing.

Village pples at work, they never seize to amaze me.

Mummy said i shd tell you dis.
Is either you leave her now or she leave you. They are always loyal to someone pocket.

Which 1 is diet again?

wait, lemme goan dwload it

dis 1 no wan reach 18 before she enter market self, no need 2 rush nah

Capital NO, tithe does not has anything to do with spiritual nor eternal blessing. as much as i hate to support freeze on this particular tithe issue, pple lyk u are d 1 that need to orientate yourself and free yourself from the bondage of tithe your leader has cage you in.

Nackzy:
Daddy freeze doesn't know tithe as to do with Spiritual blessings and eternal blessings

monthly allowance ko yearly allowance ni,

Rip to her tho, but i dn't see any judgement here cos they have already passed the judgement on themselves the moment they failed to stop when the police order them to stop.

why wn't he cry cos those police are so wicked they even cuffed him with two handcuff.

Who invented the word CRUSH self, just keep laggin behing and watch some slay mama snatch your crush or watever u called him