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i can't even remember when i go to church last nd damm d Lord is good to me.

And tell dem to stop falling like ripe paw-paw during deliverance.

see finishing,

prechbills1:
when I tell Nigerian guys stop dating broke ladies, sex starved bastards won't agree..

all those stuffs you listed... do you have a house, car, a stable source of income?

Team #benzorntin, u seein wat m seein

Anti-punctuation ke? wif all that punctuation marks.

Ishilove:
Op, are you anti-punctuation marks?

And the worst thing is that more youths keep falling for that shit bro,

ifex370:
You sound like you js came out of my head....





Honestly,the religion I witness in church has made me even tired of going to church on Sundays... Its all stage performance these day's

Bros seriously, m just trying to b sincere here.

DonEd:
U claim to be a follower of Christ but u sound like an atheist.
I wonder the church doctrine u grew up with

M playing ludo wif her ni, see question

beatcoins:
Core believer... What are you doing with GF? Go and marry!

Before you guys start crucifying me of starting a religious dispute, lemme make it clear to you that m a Christian from my birth and a core believer of Jesus Christ.
So my gf has been pastering me bout a youth programme that I must attend since three weeks ago,from flooding my inbox with the programme bill to sms, tho m not a kind dat do attend other church program apart from mine, I even dislike it totally, but I just have to concur this time and give it a trial, the programme was slated to Saturday (7hrs Morning to afternoon). Gosh have got to go to work on that day and hang out with my goons later on, but I just have to sign out early from work to make it there. I got there when the sermon was going on (better late than never) got myself a seat at the last row, The convener of the sermon was dope dude with some hairstyle I wn’t mention (you knw dose pastor nah).
So it was time for prayer when my dude order pple to start packing the chair together (like can’t I sit again while m praying, dis z a free world). tho it later turn out the purpose of packing the chair together was to prevent it from damages that might occur to it later(damages?Yes). as the prayer was going on, Na so I start hearing some sound like gbosaa,gboaaa shouting of all kind, rolling on the floor (360 degree rolling), some start running around like they are running in the Olympic, jumping of all kind, you called it deliverance,No I called it staged play cos 90% of those pple acting upandan are officiating members of the programme, why nah na only dem Holy spirit or who know spirit dey posses ni,
No ask me how I dey see dem(I jst kuku ma dey pray my own dey observe wetin dey shele for my side make somwbody no come fall on me, and I was just eying my gf to see if she will fall also cos she is also one heck of a church goers, God jst save m frm fallin or else I would av disown her ryt away, I can’t start dating a posses person at this age of my life. Now what makes the matter worst was that all this pple falling like a mango fruit start standing up and come see aw they see groaning of pain, (I thought if iit was the holy spirit you would not have feel a damm thing) but the case z different here but I dn’t just pity those guys cos I no send dem.
To cut the story short this programme just make me come to a conclusion that most of we youth are not ready to work but are ready to pray for miracle to happen overnight, it does not happen that way the Bible even quote it (Work and pray) not pray alone, some are even coming out to take vows of praying for that church an hour for 23 consecutive days, haa guys wey b say dem never pray for themselves.
In fact my I can’t just write everything I witnessed today but to me have come to a decision that I won’t attend any programme my own church cos the program was just filled with deceit(God shd forgive me)
I will just advise the youth of this nation to start working hard and stop seeing some gathering as a mere place they can easily get what they want from God, Work and pray.stop looking for miracles where there z none.

Pls help move to the front page

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Ishilove
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there is no reason she will always switch off her fone if she has nthing to hide, bro bter go find anoder option bfor heart attack get the better part of you.

habaa, well this is why av always learn to live my life happily without those daughter of Jezebel,
Ehn doggie style wey u self never do, na hin she wan practice, Dis 1 just got me weak.

don't knw if m to pity you or not, lemme xplain smtin to u dis libya returnee, If nigeria is bad, we got to suffer it 2geder,and if it is d other way round, then we got to enjoy it 2geder, not dat u will b runnin away, pls bter run back cos we dn't need additional liability here.

well. you asked them to release the girl and they did, what else did dis guy want.

Sorry for the late reply bro, well, i verified my account with my nigeria number and my location was not change to nigeria since i mak use of my vpn, but lately i notice my location has been change back to nigeria for reason best known to them. but i was bout to accept my fate but i just keep using my vpn even tho the location was still nigeria, but after some rough thinking, i opened a ticket and contact their custormer care about my location was change from usa to nigeria(Tho i mak it look like i reside in usa) and after replying me that the location automatically change and advise that i log out and log in again to update my location (Tho i didn't bother myself logging knowing fully well is impossible for them to change it) but the surprising thing was that, the next day when i checked my account, it has been change to usa.

gsparks01:
I don't understand why ppl here find it difficult to answer questions

village pple @ work

Hmmm, wetin Konji go cause ehn

u welcum

rejoixe:
Cool, thanks bruh, would try that out

i will recommend wema bank cos i withdraw #18000 on monday with my payooner and the total amount they charged me including the withdrawal fee of #3.15 was 54.89. That makes it 349/$

saintcasmir:
Hello guys here,

I was trying to withdraw some money on my payoneer card from a Zenith Banks's ATM few hours ago. Though, before going to the ATM, I had calculated how much my money is worth based on N345/USD exchange rate, but I each time I tried the the machine kept on telling me that I have insufficient fund, notwithstanding the fact that I also have factored in their charges($1 per transaction).

So, I'm wondering what is actually their exchange rate?

Also, a message was flashed on the ATM screen saying that I would be charged N1,400 plus the withdrawal amount. Has anyone else experienced this too or I was the one not getting their message?

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i used fiverr revnue card but fiverr revoke my access to withdraw my earning lately, so i just have to used that method to withdraw.

rejoixe:
I actually thought it would say "link has expired", you use direct deposit as ur withdrawal method right?

Yes, it worked for me.

rejoixe:
guy, are you sure this would work? its tempting oo

yes it won't raise any flag and even if you want to withdraw to your payooner without using fiverr self, just log in to ur mail and just search an older withdrawn confirmation email and click the link.

dvkot:
ok so what about when you want to withdrawal did they send the code to that same Etisalat and wont the +234 raise any flags? and i hope u are safe over there and have been deported?

Brah z simple, simply have sex romp with the following people
1- her Mum
2-her sisters
3-her grandma if possible
Thanks me later.

i verify it with my etisalat number but everytime i log in, i always make use of my vpn.

dvkot:
how did you verify your account

i swear, dose fiverr deport me sometime ago but thanks to God i got my location change back to usa after complaining to the customer service

mrphysics:
So you are yet to hear the massive deportation boss?

very true indeed, gone are the days they keep deducting my hard earned money when i want to withdraw and i end up earning nothing but i have withdraw with my payooner twice this year. but remember that every withdrawal they charged 3.15 which is quite okay for me compare to me selling it some nigga for 300/$

Tunesh:
How true is this...

something the fool couldn't do during the chibok saga, Dumb ass nigga

confirm payback

SUPERPACK:
well seduce and knack the following for revenge.
1. her mother
2. her grandmother
3. her senior sister
4. her junior sister
5. her bestfriend.
6. The wife of the married man
7. the mum of her ex
8. give her a farewell Bleep of 8 straight days 6am-9pm
.
shikina final score line 8-2

Noooooo, dose ladies will always tak u 4 granted.

Arghh, they are all the same, bro ride on nd leave her alone, better things are ahead of you.
But if na me, iffa get smtin wey past spiritual self, i go use m knack m. 5 yrs no b bean nah

Fetula4u:
Bro Don't mind this fools above me who don't have anything important to offer and would never keep shut.
To ur question now...
It is perspective...specking from experience the last time my GF did such her reason was that we were in distance relationship and her ex was asking her to come back.but just don't relent keep pestering her she will come back to u...

wel, you may be right, but who has d time to be waiting around.

18 vice principal nd u ar here makin noise..