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Romance / Re: Every Gal Should Get A Nose Piercing. by akinyemi0103(m): 12:21am On Nov 26, 2018
tell her to add brain piercing too, Oniranu

Romance / Re: What Movie You Can't Watch With Your Boyfriend/girlfriend ( Photo ) by akinyemi0103(m): 12:06am On Nov 26, 2018
That 1 na porn movie nah
Pirates Stagnetis
Crime / Re: EFCC Parades 34 OOU Students With Charms Over Alleged Fraud by akinyemi0103(m): 9:11pm On Nov 15, 2018
Dose oou guys again..
Romance / Re: Why? Why?? Why??? Ladies...Why? by akinyemi0103(m): 10:34pm On Nov 12, 2018
Sorry bro, u learn ur lesson d hard way, Bitches ain't loyal dis days again.

Celebrities / Re: Davido 1st Baby Mama, Sophia Momodu Shares Sexy Underwear Pictures by akinyemi0103(m): 11:11am On Sep 19, 2018
with all d make up, las las u still go look wowo
Romance / Re: I Am Finding It Difficult To Express My Feelings To Her by akinyemi0103(m): 11:29pm On Sep 16, 2018
bro, abeg start shooting your shot nah
Sports / Re: DNA Test Confirms Emmanuel Tagoe Not The Father Of His 14-Year-Old Son by akinyemi0103(m): 7:53pm On Sep 15, 2018
100 what, smthing Baba ifagbamila will do for you for #500
Trust no woman

Most of them are coded prostitutes in your absence.

With 85 or 100k Naira , you will get a DNA test done in Nigeria .

Wise up guys .
Celebrities / Re: Oluwafunsho Olofinmakin Is Dead! Dies Mysteriously by akinyemi0103(m): 8:10pm On Sep 06, 2018
are you thinking wat m thinking? sad
Romance / Re: How A Female Nairalander Scam Me by akinyemi0103(m): 12:19pm On Sep 06, 2018
can smbody jst tel d op we dn't giv a fck bout d story, jst expose d girl jaree mak we kuku get 2 knw d scammer.
Celebrities / Re: Priscilla Ajoke Ojo Becomes Cassie Hair Ambassador by akinyemi0103(m): 8:53am On Aug 31, 2018
damm contract paper look like #150 handout to me undecided,
Abeg next 1 pls

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Celebrities / Re: Bambam Receives Gifts From Anonymous Giver (Photos) by akinyemi0103(m): 8:27am On Aug 31, 2018
Lolz, Anonymous giver? aunty kuku tell us u are afraid of slay mama snatching him from you..


Romance / Re: See This Wedding That Got Everybody Talking (photos) by akinyemi0103(m): 9:22pm On Aug 30, 2018
this table dis boy is shaking ehn, why he dey rush, buh the look on the bride tho

Romance / Re: #ladieschallenge by akinyemi0103(m): 9:15pm On Aug 30, 2018
You mean all dis set of our slay queens?

Education / Re: Confusion As Students Forum Of The Polytechnic, Ibadan Clashes With Aye Confrate by akinyemi0103(m): 10:28pm On Aug 28, 2018
Still d same old poly, never change a bit.

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Romance / Re: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by akinyemi0103(m): 2:15am On Aug 26, 2018
Like see all this pple bashing dis dude, when u av not even hear his own side of story, Thank God, d guy is a N'lander according to our aunty, so until i see a counter thread from this so called guy, m not gonna say anytin and to our aunty, don't wallow in self pity, u probably smaw own ur own share of blame.when u a knacking urself, no one hear, so when it backfire now, you want our pity, who pity epp

Celebrities / Re: Davido Congratulates Tiwa Savage As She Sells Out O2 Indigo. See Her Reply by akinyemi0103(m): 9:23am On Aug 25, 2018
beautiful heart? aunty come davido is taken, ehn wat about wizzy, he no get beautiful heart again

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Romance / Re: I Pay To Have Sex With My Wife, Man Tells Court Published by akinyemi0103(m): 9:16am On Aug 25, 2018
Yepaa, after paying for her dowry, u still pay to hit her kpekus..
Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriend Still Want To Have A Relationship With My Family After Leaving by akinyemi0103(m): 9:08am On Aug 25, 2018
brah, i pray any spirit dat want to mak u as their second choice shd strike wif thunder, damm tin wanna keep u as spare tyre in case, as in she wanna keep u in standby mode.
Romance / Re: Female Sailors: Despite Our Good Looks, Salaries, It Is Tough Finding True Love by akinyemi0103(m): 8:23am On Aug 25, 2018
lolz, first na military, now it is sailor. undecided .regular God fearing,slay mama self never find true love


Travel / Re: Lady Who Wrongly Accused Taxi Driver Of Theft Apologises by akinyemi0103(m): 7:30am On Aug 25, 2018
Some girl ehn, whenever i just see dem with their usual story on twitter, i no dey even read m again, they are full of lies and deceit.

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Romance / Re: I think is time Nigeria girls begin to learn on how to chat by akinyemi0103(m): 7:21am On Aug 24, 2018
Trust me, some of them are hyper-boring. undecided


Education / Re: My NECO Result Not Released Because Of 'Debt'. Please Help by akinyemi0103(m): 8:51pm On Aug 22, 2018
this neco pple gat no chill sha,, Debt ke


Romance / Re: Boy Child Sexual Predators Share Your Experiences by akinyemi0103(m): 9:29am On Aug 12, 2018
Sunday School what!!!
I was just 12 years old then.
I went to the village to stay with my dad's family.
during my stay I slept in my cousin's room.
she was like 25 then. We slept on the same bed.
Every night she'd tell me to wrap my hand around her while we face each other. Though we didn't do anything until one night, we were lying on a mat and she was talking with her sisters, suddenly she turned and said quietly into my ear "kiss me". I was lost and dumbfounded.
I was confused because I felt she was joking and that kind of joke would be expensive because I don't know how I'm supposed to kiss her, my cousin for that matter, IN FRONT OF HER SISTERS. I just kept quiet. she said it again though silently so her sisters won't hear, and I didn't answer.
After an hour or so her sisters left and it was time to go inside and sleep. As I was about to enter her room she stopped me and said I won't sleep in her room until I agree to do what she asked me. I believed her sha cus I saw seriousness in her face. ( it's a big compound with many rooms in it, you know, those houses in the village with a polygamous family occupying it. just that this one isn't a polygamous home).
So I went inside and jejely went to lie on the bed.
she joined me, and after some minutes she repeated those words again, " Kiss me".
I didn't say anything, and also I had never kissed anyone before. she then told me to open my mouth, I did and then next thing I felt was her lips and tongue on mine.
We started French kissing. it was almost like I had learnt how to kiss before. Surprisingly she didn't allow me touch her and she didn't touch me, we only kissed for what seemed to be like 30 minutes or so, and I fell asleep.
I don't know what she must have done to me when I was sleeping but she acted like nothing happened the next day. me sef I kuku no talk anything. And oh, did I mention she was a Sunday school teacher?
Food / Re: Guest Seen Draining Beer Completely From Its Bottle, Today, by akinyemi0103(m): 9:26pm On Aug 11, 2018
#Zerochill team
Politics / Re: We’re Not Aware Of Senator’s Akpabio Defection Rumour – PDP by akinyemi0103(m): 7:00am On Aug 06, 2018
mummy said i shd tell you to stop deceiving yourselves..

Politics / Re: PDP Raises Alarm Over Plots To Impeach Fayose by akinyemi0103(m): 2:13pm On Jul 26, 2018
shey d same fayose that is in pain and who will be handing over in october, abeg giv us anoder lie, dis 1 dey pepper person eye


Romance / Re: Yes, I'm Proudly A Small Girl With A Big God. by akinyemi0103(m): 11:11pm On Jul 21, 2018
bros, dat GPA can't even flash mtn to mtn nah
See mumu whose GPA was less dan 0.2 making mouth. Who wan marry u wey get foam for brain.yeye liability. Small girl with fish brain

Romance / Re: Why Cant A Nigeria Guy Date A Girl Without Sex by akinyemi0103(m): 8:30am On Jul 21, 2018
the same reason you ladies can't date without involving money wink

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Family / Re: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by akinyemi0103(m): 8:12am On Jul 21, 2018
Oga, m very sure some n'land feminist will back your wife saying she has the lion share in the house, Fine, So just forget abt the house, build your own, it always suck when you involve dem female in dis kind of thing.
Politics / Re: Ekiti 2018: Card Reader Fails To Read Eleka’s PVC by akinyemi0103(m): 1:07pm On Jul 14, 2018
Village pples at work, they never seize to amaze me.

Romance / Re: I Don't Want To Loose Her, She's Everything To Me! by akinyemi0103(m): 7:43am On Jul 14, 2018
Mummy said i shd tell you dis.
Is either you leave her now or she leave you. They are always loyal to someone pocket. wink

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Education / Re: WAEC Result: I'm Disappointed With This Grammar by akinyemi0103(m): 11:30am On Jul 13, 2018
Which 1 is diet again?


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