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Politics / Re: Timipre Sylva's Convoy Obeying Traffic Light As He Arrives Yenagoa (Photos) by akosh005: 2:15pm On Sep 22, 2015
If traffic light is working, then the governor is working

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Politics / Re: Terrible Situation Of Benin Auchi Road By Aduwawa by akosh005: 8:38pm On Sep 20, 2015
Op, continue praying for more rain so d governor can buy u a boat to use
Education / Re: Caption This Exam Sitting Arrangement In Eksu (Photo) by akosh005: 8:23am On Sep 19, 2015
Dis happen wen Na only one supervisor dey hall...... grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by akosh005: 6:49am On Sep 19, 2015
3week ke , another handing -over in process. 3 gbosa to diamondstar grin grin grin grin

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Family / Re: I'm Having Doubts About Getting Married Next Month by akosh005: 8:14am On Sep 14, 2015
Squig:
Did you have doubts about your spouse before your wedding?

Did you meet someone amazing and you wanted him but decided to go ahead and marry your spouse?

How do you feel about the marriage now? Do you feel you did the right thing?

I'm in my mid 20s and I'm getting married next month, we've been together for almost 5years. He is the love of my life and I've never doubted my love for him or the fact that I wanted a family with him. He's got everything I want in a man.

The problem is we started having issues about 6 months ago, we stopped talking like before and we are completely disconnected now especially on my end but we're still going ahead with the marriage plan and I still want to marry him.

I met another guy I am really attracted to and we've been talking about a lot. He knows I am having issues with my man and I can't tell him we are planning to get married.

I'm having doubts about my man now, I'm confused, I feel I'll be happier with this new guy, I'm thinking it's lust but it's getting more complicated. Should I go on with the wedding?

Feel free to talk sense into my head, I need to hear hard truths.
Your issue was like Nigeria politics, more than5yrs in pdp before change came......Apc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official: I Hereby Decamp From Chelsea FC To Manchester City FC by akosh005: 5:11pm On Sep 12, 2015
I rep chelsea fc forever.......
Jokes Etc / Re: When Will Ladies Say " Am Sorry" by akosh005: 9:40am On Sep 11, 2015
ozy4christ:
Not all cos me personally do say dat
Example
Jokes Etc / When Will Ladies Say " Am Sorry" by akosh005: 5:02pm On Sep 10, 2015
Sometimes I wonder when will it be....... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

Phones / Re: The B29 Story: My Experience At Ikeja Computer Village Today by akosh005: 1:57pm On Sep 10, 2015
Heazy2015:
I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One
of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord
wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to
enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were
y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to
Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me
my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to
do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I
was so excited.

That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those
guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the
phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha
showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call
and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying,
“We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you
to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he
wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t
want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I
wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level
was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg.

So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going
to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?”
He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll
give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He
takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop
a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately
we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it
and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because
these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief.

Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the
bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!”

The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I
held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I
was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had
officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10?
Shiiii.

So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky.
Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me
in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at
the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked
the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the
soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was
weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap.
Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of
course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the
bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you
dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the
soap?”

Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra
N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s
most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of
Nigeria.

I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time


You can as well share Ur own experience too
Hahahahahahahahahah, the B29 will last you for 5yrs. World record
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Go Blank When Asked This One Simple Question? by akosh005: 1:13pm On Sep 10, 2015
Jenny1010:

Guys are known to be open-minded and don't hesitate to give a simple, straight and direct answer to questions.. But, I still wonder why they go totally blank and sometimes furious when a girl ask them this one simple questions.


1. How much do you collect as salary every month?
Simple answer, #20000.
Politics / Re: Financial Crisis: “we Will Reduce Workers’ Salaries, Retrench Or Restructure” – by akosh005: 4:10pm On Sep 06, 2015
Hmmmmm, our politicians have no conscious at all....... I wonder why a thief will be telling a thief dat, why did u steal d money. Mumu people fooling der self
Business / Re: Money Ritual Theory. Is The Money Involved Printed By CBN? by akosh005: 1:41pm On Sep 06, 2015
Op, re u looking for how to develop ur project topic.

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Business / Re: Shoprite Ibadan Imports Banana And Watermelon From Ghana And SA by akosh005: 11:45pm On Sep 02, 2015
Because nothing we have locally is original in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: APC Disowns One Meal A Day Billboard by akosh005: 12:34pm On Sep 02, 2015
Lia= liar..... oya post the pictures of ur party campaign billboard
Politics / Re: Tax Evasion: FIRS To Go After 325,000 Companies, Persons by akosh005: 11:28am On Aug 30, 2015
Really, we have 450000 registered company and unemployment is at alarming rate in 9ja. Am sure dis company re mostly one man buzz.

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Phones / Re: What Consumes Most Of Your Mobile Data? by akosh005: 7:57am On Aug 29, 2015
Presidential pictures.
Romance / Re: Top 10 States In Nigeria With The Most Beautiful Girls by akosh005: 9:07pm On Aug 28, 2015
shizzy7:
Fully Repping

That list is just someone's opinion
Do u mean reaping or wat, if yes...I done hear u. All I knw is I rep ondo state. Me and my girl tongue
Religion / Re: Lagos State Is Under Siege - Deeper Life by akosh005: 8:39pm On Aug 27, 2015
Borno state nko Wat a country called Nigeria
Politics / Re: I Had Jets Before Becoming Governor – Okorocha by akosh005: 6:31pm On Aug 27, 2015
I done hear u oooo Owelle. Now take the jet to OLX and sell it. Then, I will call u good boy

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Celebrities / Re: May D In Trouble at ikeja Mall For constituting a nuisance with His Drift Board by akosh005: 10:16pm On Aug 26, 2015
MayD, why not fight for us wen it has not happened to u.... Mumu musicians saying mainland is not leave able..... Hw many people in island buy ur music abi ibadan Na island ni.........

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Politics / Re: Buhari Registers For National Identity Card (photo) by akosh005: 12:14pm On Aug 26, 2015
Will do my own wen am president of 9ja.
Politics / Re: Senators, Reps Want SAN Title-punch by akosh005: 11:20am On Aug 25, 2015
So after ur 4yrs in d house, we should called u CSAN. Mumu people
Car Talk / Re: Cows Drag Road With Motorist In Abuja (photos) by akosh005: 9:36pm On Aug 24, 2015
Will dey obey d traffic light......
Romance / Re: Top 10 States In Nigeria With The Most Beautiful Girls by akosh005: 9:28pm On Aug 24, 2015
Like it if u believe.

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Romance / Re: Should I Expose Him To His Fiancee? by akosh005: 10:23pm On Aug 21, 2015
Buy him his wedding cake. Der is always a winner n loser. 7 is diff to 3

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Celebrities / Re: See Wizkid Waec Result Back When He's Still In Secondary School (photo) by akosh005: 10:10pm On Aug 21, 2015
Which of d wizkid at op
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Buying Plantain Chips On The Road Side (pic) by akosh005: 9:43pm On Aug 21, 2015
oluwatunde1984:
Halleluyah! Peace and Grace of the LORD be with you. I am delighted and exited to reach you once again through this medium. The Awesome God has sent me with a message to bless your life this day. It is a message of hope, a message of peace, a message of comfort; a message of freedom from demonic oppression; a message of restoration and a message of blessed assurance, saying It Is Well With You in Jesus’ Name ! This message is simply titled “Help From Above” Our Text is taken from Psalm 20:1-2. “The LORD hear you in the day of trouble, the name of the God of Jacob defend thee, send thee help from the sanctuary and strengthen thee out of Zion.” What is the problem that is affecting your life – causing you to weep; to cry; to have sleepless nights that you are unable to rest at night? Is it your marriage that is not working as you expect? What is giving you terrible moments - more pains than gains? Is it sickness that is ravaging your life; giving you fear that you might die? Is it financial and economic crises that are almost tearing your life apart – running away from creditors? Is it household enemies pursuing you from pillar to post? Are your enemies rejoicing that it is finished for you? Are you contemplating giving up and submitting to the devil? Or are you considering the easy way out – committing suicide? God says I should tell you to stop such ugly thoughts and hear what our text of today is saying to you. “The Lord hear you in the day of trouble “The Name of the God of Jacob defend thee Send thee help from the sanctuary; And strengthen thee out of Zion.” Dear child of God, I say help is coming; help is coming your way sooner that you expect. I mean divine help. Heaven is about to respond to your call. • It does not matter the complexity of that problem. • It does not matter the longevity of your affliction. • It does not matter the multiplicity of the issues. troubling you. • It does not matter the intensity of the pressure and tension in your life. • It does not matter the forces that have ganged up against you. What is certain and what I am here to tell you today, as the “oracle” of God, is that help is coming from above for you. Help is coming to that ailing business; help is coming to that troubled marriage; help is coming to your sick baby; help is on its way for you, for your business; for your education, for your damaged relationship; for that ministry. You will not be defeated by that situation of life; that problem will not overcome you. That business will not fold up. I want to announce to you that: • the end of that affliction is at sight • the end of your woes and sorrow is at sight • the end of that trouble is at sight. Just be of good courage. The Bible says in Pro. 23:18 “Surely there is an end”. That is also true of all the problems afflicting you and the trouble you are passing true. The Experience of the Children of Israel After Pharaoh had accepted to allow the children of Israel to depart from Egypt, he later changed his mind. And he pursued after them. Pharaoh and his armies later caught I pray your enemy of progress shall receive their judgment today in Jesus name In conclusion brethren don't look up unto any human for help bcus they will disappoint you and I pray concerning your life today that the All sufficient God shall send help from above to you in Jesus name Remain bless until I come your way again And if you have not given your life to christ do so today in other not to mis heaven For prayer, advise or counseling contact evangelist Tunde on whatsapp and email 08060304893 mustaphatunde77@gmail.com
Hmmmmm.pastor of nigeria,which network ur God send d message to. Mtn or Glo
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Buying Plantain Chips On The Road Side (pic) by akosh005: 9:37pm On Aug 21, 2015
The governor was like was dis made in Edo state. So Iara can learn from it
Jokes Etc / Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by akosh005: 7:55pm On Aug 21, 2015
Wat re does boys pushing grin grin
Family / Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by akosh005: 4:36pm On Aug 21, 2015
Bantino:


Sorry about that bro. Cheer up where ever she is, she must be proud of you!!!
Tanks bro for d care. Am really making her proud for real.

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