₦airaland Forum

ebamma: If the dare try that rubbish, our oil will stop flowing

my brother, you are very correct!
It is just an emty threat.

I dont really care what anybody is doing, but GEJ must be President till 2019.
It is non negotiable!

Fabulous36: That is not true that it is only currency that Naija gurls know. May be you have not met the good girls. So many ladies are really helping their guys

i never doubt the fact that there are good girls, but some girls can only give a man 1Naira to collect 100 latter from the same guy.
I could remember a girl that sent me N400 MTN.
I later left the girl becouse of her over demand.

chaircover: Very good points poster. Can I add a few to those please?

Praise him. If we can tell them when they do wrong, then we should be as vocal when they do good too

Do things that he wouldn’t normally expect you to do e.g. if he has a project you know about, there is nothing stopping you from giving him a lump sum towards that project if you have the money sitting in your account

Take genuine care of his family & their welfare

Close gaps – For example if he is bad at remembering birthdays, then send people cards in his name

Always pray for him

Treat him with respect, like a king & let him know how special he is, in your simple everyday actions and words.

. . . . and a decent responsible man will return all this back to you

Nice one from Chair-cover...
Are you a female?

kreami diva: Easier said than done

you are right!
How long will NO.11 last?

Lusola15: Yea right. I saw it on my radio

hmmm... That must a radio with a very large screen

donroxy: The Headline is misleading it should read 'barred'' !!!



It is a welcome development, Buhari and his team should stop commenting on his presidential ambition .... Infact, he should not contest self !!!



That is a sensible party,JahBless APC .......


PDP should also barred Jonathan and/or His team from commenting on his 2015 ambition !!!

GEJ is a Democrate who believe in the rule of law.
My beloved GEJ has never said anything concerning 2015.
He's not in a hurry to talk and you must not force him to talk. 2015 will take care of itself.

I use to dream, seeing myself flying to the surprise of everyone around me...(though, i hvnt had such dreams for more than 5 years now)
what is the meaning of the flying?






Another one is: seeing myself sleeping with an unknown girl.

Does that mean i will later marry and sleep with my wife?

brownlord: And when i lost my papa, not even one sinator sorry senator flash me let alone come visit me.

Sorry for the death of your dad... Am so convinced that God was there for you... But You may have dis-regarded His presence. God is the Senator of senators, the President of presidents. God is the Head of the whole world!!! So thank Him...

Egba girl: And where is the Nigerian contestant?

they are band in Nigeria. Nobody will risk 14 Years in cell for liking their follow man.... Upon all the things wey women get, dem no like women... May God have mercy on them.

yang: God Bless GEJ

Amen! SS and SE will be great in no distance time. The rest of Nigeria will only depend on us to survive. We must not allow the North to go close to the gate of Aso Rock now. GEJ should keep Rocking it there.

drnoel: what are thez waiting for, their meat taste like bush meat. Look at meat wasting there and these people are shying away

where Buhari dey sef? Is not yet 2015 oo. The baboom don begin the come out... I tot Buhari was just joking.

Smhart1: It is well

yeah, even in the grave.

I wish they will stop killing Christians, and face themselves!

dinachi: Where are the ignoramus igbos who follow ijaws blindly. The same Asari that rails against the north, who calls them gambari is hosting Almustapha . Igbos look and learn! The Ijaws love the north more than they love you! stop decieving yourselves!

The Igbos are not 'gullible', you cant use an Igbo man to figth against his brothers (s-s). We are one, and we can never you poeple the chance to panetrate us! GEJ has already won 2015 election.
Before your APC will register its party, the election must have been over.

Provie: INEC plz hasten d process of APC in d interest of fairness. Leav their fate to the electorate.

But wait oo! APC, if u shut down Abuja, where wil ur registration take place. Wil u move INEC ofice b4 d shutting down?

it would be wrong to register them as APC... Another APC has already forwarded its regitration to the INEC before the subsequent APC. Therefore, it will be illigal to register Buhari/Tinubu APC.
Buhari APC must change it name to something else, period!!!

tha_originator: Hold on! Let's get something str8! Why do they refuse to register the APC party after every requirement been completed? Why is Jonathan playing politics with every national issues? What's the meaning of all these? And someone will come and say GEJ is the most democratic president Nigeria ever had! Why is he scared? I thought he's confident about winning in 2015 even with the merged opposition. This shows how cowardly scared is his black arrse. Wether he wants it or not, APC must registered! Bribe Jega with whatever amount, it must be registered and PDP must fail. Idiotic president! Phuck you gorilla!

Sorry! Try again later.

Any Boko Haramic members that want to disturb the peace of the Capital City or any part of the country should be shot!

I trust the Army.

The next thing we would hear is.

B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G N-E-W-S
218 people killed in Nigerian City Abuja, as Boko haram infiltrate the peaceful protesters.

Benstino: praying 4 the dead? Waste of tym
There aint no knowledge in sheol.
RIP is just for formality sake.
Ur eternity is determined by the lyf u lived while alive.

God bless you... God can answers all prayers, save one (which is prayer for the dead)

It does not work! And it will never work! If it works, nobody will be in hell. Because, i'll pray for all death persons to be in heaven.

dady12: since GEJ rig delta state election for uduaghan,I PERSONALLY decided not to give him my vote come 2015 ,i did nt vote for him during the last election becos he impose an animal in human form on the people of delta ,i cannt give my support to a president that brought a new mathematics formula where majority loss election to minority,5 is greater than 27 and 16 is greater than 19. i cannt vote for a president who is making curruption an order of the day ,a president whose wife dont have regard for the rule of law. Marriam abacha,stella obasojor turai yaradua and mrs adusallam , are all in good conduct during their time as first lady.i am not in support of amiechi but if he went to BBC to air his view,i dont see anythg wrong with that.for you to become a good leader,you must learn how to tolerate ;polities is a game of numbers.,it is not by fighting anyone that is oppose to ur ambition can make you a champion .why is GEJ remain silent in issue bothering river state? i can see GEJ losing the battle already

GEJ dont really need your vote... Durring the last election, you did not vote for GEJ, and he won! Please, i take God beg you, in 2015 make you no vote for GEJ. Your vote may be badluck to him. I voted for GEJ in 2011 and he won! By God's grace, i'm going to vote for him come 2015, so that he can win again. Take your vote to Buhari.... I want to see him cry again for loosing an election.
''the dog and the baboon will be soaked in blood''

hillsate: Hmmm, some four governors should be ready for some witch hunting.
I just hope GEJ realises that OBJ does not forgive. All the insults GEJ meted out on OBJ must be accounted for by GEJ.
Haaa, you are losing the whole plot.
If only you focused on providing democracy dividends, you wouldn't have needed running around begging for another term.

GEJ is never begging to be President come 2015 because it's his right! Nobody should worry for GEJ.... He has his own way.

I have lost 2,000 Naira only. I invested 10,000 Naira in Forex Trading...

God helped me, the EFCC arrested the manager of the firm before he excaped.

All those that invested in the firm where all invited to the of the EFCC.

We where paid 80% Of our total investment.

People lost Millions of Naira in forex trading.

I never trusted the firm, that was why invested only ten thousand naira.

I thanked my God.

drauj: in your dreams. wait n see.

He just said the truth. Nigeria may END by 2015 if GEJ is not the president!! If time is not taken, we would END (or put an hold to) the supply of CRUDE OIL to some parts of the Country by 2014 as a WARNING to what will happen by 2015!!!

We would stop buying meat, beans, onions, tomatoes and ETC from some part of the country, we would start importing them from Niger, Cameruon and if possible Somalia can even supply us, too.

Am coming back!

An Hausa friend of mine (Ali by name) once told me, ''see, a girl of 14 in my Village (Funtua, Katsina State) is seen as an old girl, and she may hardly be married.

The guy himself married a girl of 13 Years of age.

info: How are we sure that want he was eating is bread and not egg roll?

it can be egg roll made with cassava. Therefore, it is cassava egg roll

info: How are we sure that want he was eating is bread and not egg roll?

it can be egg roll made with cassava

2015: Buhari has only succeeded in surrounding himself with those people that will couse his downfall come 2015. I smell a very big disappointment for him. GEJ is becoming more powerfull day by day.

Fashola of Lagos withdrew his suit againt Jang


8 oppositional Governors to GEJ urged Ameachi to visit the President


Na charm GEJ dey use on these poeple?



The Otueke man is not only a fisherman, but a FISHERS of MEN.



I wonder what will happen to the Dogs and Baboon come 2015.

Royal Roy: I need ur advice on shares & stock please!!
How easy is it to sell it off when u already made gains?
Will it take time or you can get buyers instantly?

Before you invest in Shares, the first thing you need to do is to open CSL account from your stock broker.
I open mine 5 Years ago with First City Monument Bank (FCMB) with minimum of 250,000. They will use the money to buy shares of your choice after two weeks time.


Note: You will always meet your stock broker whenever you want to buy or sell your shares.
It only take 3 days to 1 week to recieve your cash from the day you order your stock broker to sell your shares.

Account opening Requirment.
1. National Identity Card (your driver's licence or International passport will also serve, incase you dont have National Identity card)


2. Passport photograp


3. Old Nepa Bill or Water Bill


4. Good House Adress



5. You should have a P.O.Box Address



Goodluck.

biggirloya2: unfortunatley i always avoid photos. even if i am with a group of people and they are taking photos i always hide and run because i am scared of pictures. Well i am a size 48 / 24 and if i go shopping i always get the embarassing ''ehh no mam we do not have your size on this'' or ''ehh this will not fit you mam'' so i am always shopping where my mom shops ( things for people her age''. I can't even fit in to cheap clothes as they are generally for thin people. If ever i dress up and with my age mates people start thinking i am their Aunty or something and i always feel embarrased.

Then, stop eating too much of food!!

Sunny_bobo: Click like if you love GEJ!!!

i wish one can press 1000 like at a time.

djsmart: people are not ready to hear these heaven and hell news because their deed is bad. They are full of iniquity. well! it doesn't surprise me because all that u people are doing towards any of these news especially Jesus Christ have been prophesied. Accept JESUS CHRIST today!

You are very correct!