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dominique: No yours not sexy, you're FAT! And those men ogling over all those flabs of fat... One man's meat

oh puhleeeze spare us. You think Its every man that find skinny bones sexy abi? Fyi she is Big, bold and beautiful. And yeah! Many guys find that hawwwtttt

Comedian or singer @poster?

USEFUL AND
HANDY USES OF SALT !!!!
1. If you drop a whole egg on
the floor, pour salt all over the
egg, let it sit for awhile, then
use dustpan, the egg will come
right up, without all that mess.
2. Soak stained hankies in salt
water before washing.
3. Sprinkle salt on your shelves
to keep ants away.
4. Soak fish in salt water
before descaling; the scales
will come off easier.
5. Put a few grains of rice in
your saltshaker for easier
pouring.
6. Add salt to green salads to
prevent wilting.
7. Test the freshness of eggs
in a cup of salt water; fresh
eggs sink;bad ones float.
8. Add a little salt to your
boiling water when cooking
eggs; a cracked egg will stay in
its shell this way.
9. A tiny pinch of salt with egg
whites makes them beat up
fluffier.
10. Soak wrinkled apples in a
mildly salted water solution to
perk them up.
11. Rub salt on your pancake
griddle and your flapjacks
won't stick.
12. Soak toothbrushes in salt
water before you first use
them; they will last longer.
13. Use salt to clean your
discolored coffee pot.
14. Mix salt with turpentine to
whiten you bathtub and toilet
bowl.
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I laughed my black raven as.sss off when i imagined the kind of satirical songs fela would have sang for Jonathan. If he could lampoon military head of states, civilian Jonathan would be a piece of meal

Is this April fool or something? Nice pix Btw

Royaldee: Nice one. But I hope people concerned will remember this when it happens.

if they are not too daft they will

I Dont know where to really post this So i decided to drop it here. There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..
One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said:
"Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days.
I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.
The next day, they gave the horse the medicine and left.
The goat approached the horse and said: “Be strong, my friend.
Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!”
On the second day, they again gave the horse the medicine and left.
The goat came back and said: "Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die!
Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go!One, two, three..."
On the third day, they came to give the horse the medicine and the vet said:
"Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise,
the virus might spread and infect the other horses".
After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: "Listen pal, it's now or never!
Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great!
Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more!
Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion...!!!"
All of a sudden, the owner came back,saw the horse running in the field and began shouting:
It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let's kill the goat!!!!
The Lesson:
Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success,or who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.
Remember:
LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A
SKILL!!!!
If anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional, remember:
AMATEURS BUILT THE ARK [which saved all the species]
and
PROFESSIONALS BUILT THE TITANIC [alldied tragically]

[quote author=gree-die]wow.... nice. tnx for sharing, i ll pass it on[/quote]Thanks. Lets hope the mods take it to the front page So people can learn

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart
attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating
improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only
about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However,these victims can help themselves by coughing
repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should
be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep
and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep
inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two
seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until
the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing
movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood
circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also
helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart
attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many
other people as possible about this. Itcould save
their lives!!
A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail
sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at
least one life.

Abeg na when be CHELSEA man u match?

When i marry i go come back come read am

Femo lacoruna. One of naija Finnest musicians. Not all this noise makers around. Much respect sir. Your papa na confirm mad man na. Lol. Thank God you turned out great

Payless and onexooomy abi oxymoron Una no de tire wit tribal bash and bigotry. You guys are freaking sick. With all the beg the lady on the Lets shake and kiss topic beg Una reach to stop this Rawbish Una no hear. Shame on you guys

Freakin disgusting show up. All na notice me level. Is Latin English? Or Ohagb what ever your name is this is no longer funny.

No be small thing o.

@great god 2012 Dont be naive there are many married Men that are gay. Cos of the societal attitude and stigmatization they fake a normal life to unsuspecting women. One more reason why gays should be allowed to be themselves. Believe me you will be shocked by the number of married Men that are into this.

I recognize Margreth thatcher, adam sandler, desmond tutu, gadafi, sadam hussein, abraham lincoln, pope francis, aaliyaa, hitler, mother Theressa and me

So?

Oh Shut up Pls!

Too much details in something meant to be private. Who ask you all this one. What are you tryin to cover?

[color=#006600][/color] you

Playing safe kor screwing safe ni. Naija films and their silly movie title. Who's the pretty black beauty Btw?

boron10: The man is old. I don't think he's still enjoying life, the doctors should do him a favour by giving him a Mercy death.

lame

Get well soon Mandiba.

Hilarious

Airforce1: *Dies*

*buried in a shallow grave where vultures digged your bodies out and fed on your decomposin body*

Tolexander: Another paedophile!

Some people are just unfortunate since fetal stage. Like the father or the man next door hitting the fetus' head with that long fat rod during toto with the uterine carrier of the fetus.
Born into this world as a baby only to be manipulated by God forsaken men like the case of this 10months old baby.

condemn the act no need for all this shait. @topic its a terrible wicked world indeed

We all know he is fightin a lost battle. If you wanna stay in that sec school, you must follow their shait

Wait i don't get it. Is it that the world should pause because achebe died or what? Soyinka's thread has been makin front page before achebe died. So because achebe died we should not mention soyinka's name again or what? If a soyinka's thread is open, ignore it, Shikena! Its the Igbo folks that start the tribalism by going to a soyinka's thread to cry foul and whine. Achebe is dead for over a week now Nairaland must move on. You can't tell people to not post about Soyinka because of your insecurity na. Your always playin the victim is appallin. Everythin does not surround your tribe and achebe.