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Romance / Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by Akwaudene87(m): 10:30pm On Sep 19, 2017
samsam2019:
When after sex she ask “baby d you really love me?”



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Health / Re: Any Lady I Have Sex With Gets Pimples On Her Face: What Could Be Wrong With Me? by Akwaudene87(m): 11:49am On Sep 18, 2017
Op go and settle your spiritual wife
Foreign Affairs / Re: Missing Florida Woman Found Inside Her Car After 9months Underwater(Pics) by Akwaudene87(m): 10:50am On Sep 15, 2017
Hmmm mgbada mmadu
Romance / Re: True Story And Secrets Untold About Four Female Ghost In Romanceland.. by Akwaudene87(m): 8:08pm On Sep 08, 2017
Saintsammurai:
LOL by 9pm tonight i will change the title of the thread to holy ghost all night service, romance version...and you will be shock..
stop deceiving the gullible
Career / Re: He Was Fired After Performing An "Impossible" Task by Akwaudene87(m): 1:57pm On Sep 08, 2017
Is there anyone here who will remind me what the first law of power says ? That's just what happened
Politics / Re: What Southeast Governors Told Nnamdi Kanu by Akwaudene87(m): 8:32am On Aug 31, 2017
SaiNigeria:
Yet Buhari and his handlers ignored kanu when they invited Igbo leaders of thoughts..

I know why the drunken Obiano absented himself from the meeting.

How do you expect him to be in a meeting with kanu after threatening to show him that he's from Aguleri

Religion / Re: Do You Believe What Will Be Will Be, Do You Believe In Destiny? by Akwaudene87(m): 7:46am On Aug 28, 2017
tosyne2much:
I don't believe in destiny, it's an African mentality. Every man plays a major role in determining his future.

When people die untimely death, it's not that it has been destined that the person will be killed by Boko Haram invasion, illness, robbers or the person will die in an auto crash. Human errors, wisdom, ignorance, personal decisions, carelessness and environmental factors are the vehicle that determine people's destiny. And

However, nobody is destined to be rich or poor. It all depends on how life treats you. The fairness and unfairness of life makes people rich or remain poor

To each his own opinion
and what do you think that made others to be treated fairly and other unfairly
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Visits Ekwulobia In Anambra (Photos) by Akwaudene87(m): 10:53pm On Aug 20, 2017
Kingsley1000:
NA ONLY ANAMBRA HE SABI
yellowba muslim

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Visits Ekwulobia In Anambra (Photos) by Akwaudene87(m): 10:50pm On Aug 20, 2017
MrSarcasm:
Who are the so called igbos that want out of Nigeria? The elites and educated ones don't want that stupidit.y called Biafra only jobless Igbo Yoots based in the SE want Biafra
your just so stupid

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Asking For My Facebook Logging Details, What Should I Do?? by Akwaudene87(m): 10:32pm On Aug 20, 2017
Thebest12:
My boyfriend is always asking me my facebook logging details. And this is bringing misunderstanding between us. Please what should I do ?
.
your dating a yahoo guy and he want to change your password and info, he need a strong FB account
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Mocks Reno Omokri With "During And After Looting Photos" by Akwaudene87(m): 8:14am On Aug 12, 2017
jahsharon:


Where in hell will pigs and idiots from potopoto republic of drug and crime be?
lol same pig that ate your Mohammed grin cheesy

Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Called Sinach To Sing To Lady On Wheelchair, "She Got Healed" by Akwaudene87(m): 2:39pm On Aug 08, 2017
Nairalandaire:
grin Let's call her to sing for Buhari

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Politics / Re: Facebook Blocks Nigerian Man Who Called IPOB "Terror Group" (Photos) by Akwaudene87(m): 9:59pm On Aug 07, 2017
wordproof:
What activity of IPOB constitutes terror?

Please go and donate your daughter for bombing...educated illiterate.

For over a decade Fulani herdsmen have been massacring people all over the country...till date FG is yet to pronounce them as a "Terror group" which they are in every ramification.

Insisting on basic amenities, demanding accountability and equal representation is now an act of terror in your 50 fruitless years of blogging.

Nnamdi KANU is only speaking the language Nigeria understands.

Religion / Re: Delta Pastor Heals Lady Whose Period Stopped At Age Of 18, Sister Runs Mad by Akwaudene87(m): 10:51pm On Aug 05, 2017
goldonome:
why did she bring her sister for deliverance while she is d curse, something fishy
the thing fishy here is that the pastor have use the sister to pay the price for healing the girl . That's my observation
Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Publicly Cuts Off Hand Of A Man Accused Of Stealing (graphic Photos) by Akwaudene87(m): 10:25pm On Aug 05, 2017
impossible27:
The religion of peace

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Religion / Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Akwaudene87(m): 11:09pm On Aug 03, 2017
edicied:

So explain his friend that did it for him when it wasn't critical or don't you think his friend value 10 years of his life?
Webmasters / Re: Eddie Bongoz Goes Nude To Prove His Love For Nigeria (Photos) by Akwaudene87(m): 6:37am On Aug 02, 2017
zinachidi:
This country is not even worth removing my necklace for, talkless of removing my entire cloth.
talk more of
Politics / Re: YOLICOM To Declare Oodua Republic, Rejects Restructuring by Akwaudene87(m): 10:09am On Jul 28, 2017
rainylad:



..They are waiting for IPOB to gain enough momentum ...when they see that the Biafran agitation has gotten to the point of no return..they will crawl out of their various holes shouting 'Oduduwa republicoo'..

..Next is to take credit for the IPOB victory by claiming that their 'sons' like FFK,Fayose and Wole Soyinka single-handedly made it happen.....you dont know these people.

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Health / Re: Young Man's Leg Is Always Up In Kogi Due To Unusual Medical Condition (Photo) by Akwaudene87(m): 6:50pm On Jul 26, 2017
DaniDani:
Nawao, this life sha. The man de use leg de tell people waka.

Politics / Re: Soldiers Block Nnamdi Kanu's Convoy In Ebonyi, Kanu Comes Down (Video) by Akwaudene87(m): 8:51am On Jul 25, 2017
Ekiseme:
you're so gullible man if you think he doesn't have any hidden agenda , some of you are your own enemy.
I don't think you had any breast milk .. maybe na zobo they fed you with .

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu ‘Shuts Down’ Abakaliki - Premium Times by Akwaudene87(m): 12:13am On Jul 25, 2017
mbaboy:
Ezi okwu bu ndu

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Visits Ebonyi State (Photos) by Akwaudene87(m): 6:36pm On Jul 24, 2017
KingGBsky:


What he wants?
He wants to be the president of his biafra...
What else do you think he wants?
And if biafra is actualised definitely no one will stand on his way if becoming the president. Just like Ojukwu.
It would have been a beautiful story.
mokey he don't want any president .. he is not tinubu

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Visits Ebonyi State (Photos) by Akwaudene87(m): 6:35pm On Jul 24, 2017
zico530:
What does this guy really want?
he want freedom

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Politics / Re: Quit Notice: Our Governor, Withdraw Ownership Of Igbo Properties - Abdulazeez by Akwaudene87(m): 3:30pm On Jul 24, 2017
iLoveConductor:
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My bad. Afonja is not a tribe or religion.

According to Oxford, Afonja is the state of commenting on social media with fear, cowardice and slavery in a way likened to the daft Afonja of the ancient days who sold Illorin (and wanted to sell Ibadam as well) to Fulani Northerners for a plate of ewedu. cheesy
Politics / Re: Enugu Flooded After Heavy Rainfall (Photos) by Akwaudene87(m): 9:13pm On Jul 21, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Fvcked up ogbe!


You'd never see this in Trans Ekulu.
are you in trans guy ? I de trans ooo
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Shares Photo Of His Dining Room, Says "See How Good Am Living" by Akwaudene87(m): 11:56am On Jul 21, 2017
doctimonyeka:
All I see is pride...
when he de sell plantain what do you see ?
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Features Semah G. Weifur In "Most High" Gets Accolades Over Blind Boy by Akwaudene87(m): 11:54am On Jul 21, 2017
Iefosa:
Cool cool

And BTW what the hell does this mean?
I guess your using iPhone ? I get the same shit
Education / Re: FG Re-instates CRK And IRK As Independent Subjects. by Akwaudene87(m): 8:12am On Jul 21, 2017
wanimo:
We shall continue to resist every attempt whether overtly or covertly, actively or passively to islamize Nigeria. If they have any such plans, they should just wait a little longer until we restore Biafra then they can do whatever they like with Nigeria
the fear of nnamdi Kanu is the beginning of Buhari wisdom lol ....
Sports / Re: Chelsea Agrees To Sign Alvaro Morata by Akwaudene87(m): 9:02pm On Jul 19, 2017
Amirullaha:

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.
if only it has a good ending

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Properties / Re: Land Without Document by Akwaudene87(m): 11:12am On Jul 19, 2017
I am in Enugu I can get you a buyer
Politics / Re: Serah John Awa Kidnapped By Boko Haram In Borno. Photos by Akwaudene87(m): 11:02am On Jul 19, 2017
Lol new set of people to study in America.
Crime / Re: Fake Lawyer Busted In Court While Defending Client (photo) by Akwaudene87(m): 10:22pm On Jul 11, 2017
Archmed:
Dude has been called to the (prison) bar!

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