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Romance / Re: Why Do Some People Always Over Keep Low Profile?? by Aladdin1(m): 3:23pm On May 26, 2023
The op is a perfect example that there are lots of enemies among our friends. The little you know about the guy. You have told the whole world.you want to carry the guys success to the coven before you know you have done enough damage already. If they say those who are witches and wizards should come out for deliverance. I see no reason why someone like the op should be sitting down. because he has a very bad spirit of jealousy and that is equivalent to witchcraft.

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Romance / Re: I Am Worried After Sucking My Girlfriend by Aladdin1(m): 4:13pm On May 20, 2023
You are very stupid!.you don suck yamayama put for inside your body. come here dey ask senseless question.you better carry your self go hospital go do proper checkup and treatment before infection go scatter your body.

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Religion / Re: My Journey to The Spirit World And How God Delivered Me by Aladdin1(m): 12:10pm On May 19, 2023
A great experience you had there and a great lesson for those who may want to walk through the path of darkness.

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Crime / Re: Woman Arrested For Sneaking Into Neighbor's Room & Grabbing His Manhood by Aladdin1(m): 8:28am On May 19, 2023
Christistruth02:


I even feel sorry for the Judge who will have to read out the offence in court

They will feel like Scrubbing their mouth with bleach afterwards
Lol! the matter go tire the people wey dey court sef.very funny matter.
Crime / Re: Photos: Cable Thief Caught And Tied To Transformer In Maiduguri by Aladdin1(m): 8:42pm On May 18, 2023
Dem tire am join transformer like goat wey dem wan roast.after dis experience.him life go transform like transformer.
Crime / Re: Woman Arrested For Sneaking Into Neighbor's Room & Grabbing His Manhood by Aladdin1(m): 3:17pm On May 18, 2023
Na gbola put dis girl for kirikiri prison like dis so! chai! konji na bastard!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Begins Constitution Of Cabinet, Economic Management Team by Aladdin1(m): 2:38pm On May 18, 2023
The same nonsense people.
Family / Re: A Friend Of Mine Died In His Sleep Two Days Ago. by Aladdin1(m): 1:09pm On May 18, 2023
The spiritual controls the physical.the guy died from a strange spiritual arrow fired from an evil altar.only those who understands spiritual things can understand.what a strange spiritual arrow is.those who dont know would say nonsense.but ignorance does not make anyone immune to spiritual arrows attack.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lesbian Couple, Dr. Elizabeth And Krystle Ekpo Wed In US (Photos) by Aladdin1(m): 8:55am On May 18, 2023
taylor88:
I LOVE LESBIANISM


Where I get problem na penis to penis


I fit kill you for that one
Shut up! you love the two. Penis kill you there!. You closeted gay!. How can you love one sin and hate the other when they are simply the same? For you to love "Lesbianism" it shows that you secretly love the other. You are just too ashamed to admit it.
Family / Re: Husbands: Is It Risky To Marry A Woman Above Age 25 If You Want Kids? by Aladdin1(m): 2:54pm On May 07, 2023
Dimaya:
You can ignore reality.

But please don't leave young men astray.
You have a valid point which is also factual.but its not always the norm.just leave a womans age and try to find out the number of abortions she have done in the past. a lady who is 45 can still give birth easily provided she have not damaged her womb through abortions. it does not matter if shes 20yrs.the number of abortion that many girls have done would shock even the devil.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Aladdin1(m): 9:05pm On May 04, 2023
Waffarianman:


Bro I no kn till today watin cum draw my gbola oo
Chai!!!

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Aladdin1(m): 2:20pm On May 04, 2023
Waffarianman:
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In my place of work in the riverine area some years back in the SS region am alone that day at the back of our vessel saw the water spinning by breeze to my direction sprinkling it around were I stand. D tin just baffled me b like D's JuJu breeze of a tin I kukuma Dres go 1 syde dey observed.


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Before I use to sleep naked not even putting on boxers. some yrs back I was praying and still naked that day because amma about to sleep alone suddenly something draws my gbola I just jump up shouting Jzus since that I no naked sleep
wetin come draw your gbola? am curious!.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Population Census: My Accreditation Experience by Aladdin1(m): 5:23pm On Apr 26, 2023
When is the training date?
Crime / Re: Am Tempted To Deal With This Aunty Always Coming To My Place by Aladdin1(m): 6:53pm On Apr 24, 2023
Oga dem take toto swear for you? one cannot charge her phone in peace again? small help you dey render your neighbour. your mind done dey think of evil.later you go dey blame buhari for your frustuation. little opportunity u get to help someone you done dey reason how to rape person pikin.abi you wan use your penis to charge her kpekus.electric go shock your gbola dry and then you go know why dem say "let sleeping dogs lie".

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Romance / Re: I'm So Insecure About My Size? by Aladdin1(m): 9:51am On Apr 22, 2023
Commit suicide na!. since you are depressed because of common penis and your ashawo girldfriend that has a vagina that is probably as wide as lagos-ibadan express road. You are a simp and you are idle and thats why you are obssessed and depressed by looking constantly at your small dick. Our people say when a slave is very idle he begins to spend time using a mirror to look at his private part. Of all the money problems in Niigeria.your own is how to prevent your ashawo girlfriend from tasting other penis. Let me tell you!. Ashawo girls love penis like sugarcane. And theres nothing you or anyone can do to prevent that your girlfriend from collecting other d.icks.

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Romance / Re: If This Is What Belongs To Caesar Will You Give It Back ? by Aladdin1(m): 9:18am On Apr 22, 2023
This one na yamayama.
Romance / Re: She Sent dis 2 Me On Facebook Due 2 Litle Misunderstanding how should I reply by Aladdin1(m): 5:21pm On Apr 21, 2023
Oga go collect your things.dont be a simp.if you marry that woman.you would regret the day you were born.becos she does not have love or respect for you and she would never give you peace of mind.or appreciate you.by the way what made you go for a single mum with 2 kids? just collect your things and call it quit with that unappreciative and entitled bitch.

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Family / Re: Pastor Joshua Ajagunigbala Divorces Wife As Herbalist Dies On Top Of Her by Aladdin1(m): 4:37pm On Apr 21, 2023
Battle of two native doctors.all because of kpekus.one done die on top the matter of kpekus.the other native doctor wey get church go say na God do am for am.but na jax him jax him rival with magun.
Romance / Re: Kinds Of Ladies That Should Not Be Considered For Marriage 1. by Aladdin1(m): 9:36am On Apr 21, 2023
FRANCISTOWN:

Most of the ladies I've been with in this life didn't fall into any of the category I've listed above. Seek ye first after your financial, physical and mental appearance and only the best girls shall be added unto thee
Oga forget.dont speak like a child.the heart of a man or woman is deceitful and desperately wicked only God can know it.no woman.i repeat NO woman in nigeria would not fall into one or two category of your list. except you are deceiving yourself.
Romance / Re: How To Unfukc My Life (pics) by Aladdin1(m): 3:21pm On Apr 20, 2023
Leave your parents house where you are getting free food to eat and that makes the beginning of your freedom and testimony.the way i see it only serious suffering and hunger would reset your brain and reprogram your lazy mindset.when you are really hungry and tired,you would not have the strength or see erection to jerkoff.leave your comfortzone and learn to be a man.this i have seen!.lol

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Romance / Re: Kinds Of Ladies That Should Not Be Considered For Marriage 1. by Aladdin1(m): 2:47pm On Apr 20, 2023
its like no nigerian girl or woman would escape these standards of yours.they must fall into one or two of your category.so what do we do? who do men marry in nigeria? angels?
Romance / Re: Kinds Of Ladies That Should Not Be Considered For Marriage 1. by Aladdin1(m): 12:35pm On Apr 20, 2023
I really enjoyed this your writeup.generalization full am sha but i learn some wisdom from you.

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Romance / Re: How I Discovered My Grandmother Is A Witch by Aladdin1(m): 6:20am On Apr 20, 2023
ublight:


Ur mama born goat feel say na pikin she born. Ur father wasted his watery sperm on that mad woman u call a mother
U dey describe your self,your mama and your papa!.Ok i see! no wonder you useless. °WITCH PIKIN"
Romance / Re: How I Discovered My Grandmother Is A Witch by Aladdin1(m): 3:42pm On Apr 19, 2023
ublight:


You didn't go through school. School went through you.

Na certified olodo you be.
See idiot wey dey call persin olodo.with your bombastic English wey dey make persin purge. i say you be foolish fool! say yes sir!.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Can't Someone Get A Job In Nigeria by Aladdin1(m): 12:41pm On Apr 19, 2023
Sirchiboy:
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I quit because of low pay.
I need a high paying job bro.
This year will make 40.
No wife, no kids, no investment.
Cant boast of 50k
You better start from somewhere and marry.look for a hardworking woman or a lady thats got a good job to marry.prefarably a woman that loves u.and do your best to do several jobs you can do.in no time.you be aright.
Romance / Re: Lady I Met On Facebook Drank Pepper Soup In My Name And Ran Away by Aladdin1(m): 12:17pm On Apr 19, 2023
A song we use to sing in primary school is what best describes you. "blom blom die,penny go,another day,come and buy.tell your teacher, you are a fool. fool,fool, fool your head!. Your blom blom haff die and your money haff go.go tell your mama that you are a fool. somebody like you would hardly give your mama or sister common 200naira. but you spent almost 2k on a girl because you were looking for toto.unfortunately the toto eluded you.so pack your limp dick in your hands and go lick your wounds in shame and stop complaining.
Romance / Re: Shallow Vagina by Aladdin1(m): 12:05pm On Apr 19, 2023
Why not write a desertation on the topic "shallow vaginas" i am sure international agencies like w.h.o would be highly interested.

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Romance / Re: How I Discovered My Grandmother Is A Witch by Aladdin1(m): 11:58am On Apr 19, 2023
You go thru skool,school no go thru u.so na that derogatory metaphor of a "witch" naim you see take describe your grandmother wey save your nasty life from iminent death? you no see prophet,life saver or angel to use? my dear something is wrong with you!.

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Romance / Re: True Life Story: Never Marry Your Boss' Daughter by Aladdin1(m): 9:59am On Apr 19, 2023
Excellent story.a truly interesting and captivating read.pls.quote me when you update the story.

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Culture / Re: Emami Presents Fake Ologbotsere Insignias To Olu Of Warri by Aladdin1(m): 12:27pm On Apr 17, 2023
Legitiscool:
go and sleep

Wetin the current oba do isekwure (chief priest) when didn't allign with him
Isekwure"s case is different.there were 3 ruling houses that take the position of chief priest.ihama,ihogbe and isekhure.the ihama due to old age was said to have delegated a younger person from isekhure family to hold the position of chief priest.and thats how the position got to the isekhure that now had problem with oba eware 2.so because the oba had options he simply returned the chief priest to someone from another qualified family of chief priest. isekhure was an hereditary title but can be given to someone else by virtue of options.actually a traditional title that a current oba did not give someone cannot be taken away.

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