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Wayo pastor wey put 100years old man for life salary.which life remain for man wey dey almost end.

Dis one don take harddrugs come dey run up and down for stadium like craze fowl. him armpit go don smell tire. i pity the bouncers wey dey near am.dem really see shege.God forbid badthing.

Dem say na athmatic patient. abeg o! na ashma naked the girl?

saysoo:
What about Portable? He is alpha and cannot be replaced. Alpha ke you dea. Cuppy is a spoilt brat that wants to be somebody she is not.

Thats it! no point in horoscopic hulabaloo!

My best is(1)the boondocks). (2)tom and jerry.(3)kiriku and i also love all the walt disney classics like aladdin,cinderella,tumbelina,e.t.c.

If you truly love her.then stay with her and fight with her.but do some findings and get to talk with some knowledgable people on what to do.she may not be responsible for your business downturn but stay wise,smart,focused and prayerful.if possible both of you should go for deliverance and prayers with fasting in a good church or prayer mountain.

You made be laugh i swear! very funny and you forgot to tell us what happened after you took the herbs.

Op! your blom blom die, penny go.anoda day,come and buy, tell your teacher, you are a fool. fool! fool!! fool your head!. Op you be big fool!. otondo! wey dey cry becos of singlemother kpekus!.You come climb table dey anounce am like say na great achievement. Op you be great disappointment to who born you. You no get shame at all. Nonsense!. Dem take toto swear for you?

Jennyclay:
I hate Nigerian men so much especially this olamide and that dry chicken bone wizkid.

Men should die while using hard drugs that’s non of my business. I just hate men so much!!!

KPELE!!!

Samantha124:
It's not about one's nationality... We have selfish, superficial, and materialistic people everywhere.

What I don't understand is that you guys claim that your women are selfish and stingy, but what a girl tries to help in your time need, you insult her, Why?

Some naija guys may have been conditioned to feel belittled accepting help from a woman,maybe due to cultural bias or the bad experience they had in the past. Maybe the guy thought the phone you got him was too cheap for his pride.naija guys appreciate a supporitve lady like you.but you just happened to have met a proud and uncouth naija guy.

Samantha124:
But I don't understand you guys, the reason I registered on nairaland was to learn more about Nigerians, but you guys just keep confusing me.

The reason I'm saying this is because years back I had this Nigerian classmate back in varsity and he didn't really have much, it happened that his phone broke down and I told him that I could get him an affordable phone while waiting for his father to send him some money because he really needed it... We were both students and it happened that we were placed in the same group for our presentation.

This guy insulted me for insisting on trying to help him by getting him a new affordable phone that he could use since the one he was using broke down.

He insulted me to a point that I regretted it and apologized.

Maybe becos you not a nigerian girl.most naija girls are very selfish,superficial and materialistic.

Na Perverts full here! chai!! tufiakwa!!!. op even release within 5seconds put inside okrika pant wey him wear. nonsense and ingredient. op you be 5seconds man.

Na dem get those girls wey dear wear waistbead and nose ring..if you know!,you know!!.na dem get dem!!!.

Very nice and creative.they would have much fun in that department.

Meritjoshua:
OP be like
oyah oyah you don catch me

No mind am! Dem go dey post fake stories wey no happen.

I can bet my salary that this story is fake and untrue.op lie lie worry your anus!.

BaEnki:
Do you think a dead person can still pass for a spiritual husband or wife?

About doing some findings, I don’t even know where to start from, or where to go.

Its possible.entities are spirits and can take any form or use any face in the dream? do you see that dead person having sex with you in the dream or other unknown faces having sex with you in the dream.from your explaination your issue is ancestral,meaning its from your foundation.those entities usually pick the handsome guys that have a bright star.mostly the last born or first boychild.and they make you have an aversion for relationship or make you feel that marrage is not for you.but their ultimate aim is to own you and fuckup ones life. like i said find out more about your ancestral foundation and you can pray for your angels or God to show you the source of that issue.then go spiritual in any way your belief allow you to.

GodWrites:
I can't harm, unless in self defence.

So upon all your occult initiations,soul travels,kungfu trainings and meditations.common witches and wizards were able to deal with you mercilessily?

helinues:
You over rush your opening of third eyes. It should have been slowly.

Not all the questions have the right answers, infact some questions are unnecessary. Just focus more on self knowing

how do one open it slowly?

Good for you! she tell you to condom to browse her market. because she know wetin she carry.but you say no!. now you done carry disease for ya penis.na wetin dey sweet dog, naim dey kill am.dog wey wan lost no dey hear master whistle.you better carry your penis go chemist make dem give you drugs.

The two of them are dirty

BaEnki:
How did you get help please?

Bro is a long story! and i assure you its a serious battle.but how i overcame is that;"i went spiritual" so my advice to you is do some findings and checks about this ur issue and "go spiritual".if you do nothing .it tends to Bleep up ones lovelife,relationship and its goal is to prevent you from being happily married.

BaEnki:
For the first time I read sense to this, but you’re kidding right?

Am not kidding at all o!.it may be funny sha! but it the truth.i have been there!.

Go settle with your spiritual wife. you no normal at all.this i have seen!.lol.where dat nairaland falseprophet self? make e come break coconut for ya head.

Bloody wow! the good old days.i remember the photos with nolstagia. kudos man!

[quote author=Munzy14 post=124097621]Calm down.

You will get to that stage in either relationship or marriage.
Where your woman can freely walk into toilet or bathroom with you.

Where you both can be naked and moving freely in the house doing your normal chores.[/quoteOk if you say so!.thanks!

VenumX:
You can date and marry your fellow man. Just get your @nus ready.

Na waoh! bloody wa! lol.

ufotty2001:
One thing I have come across most women in Nigeria is that.. 80% of them u have to retrain them after marriage for you to get exact what you want..

Thats a fallacy! you can never retrain an adult.people dont change easily.they remain who they are or they learn to hide or control their badside.you can never bend a dry fish or try to bend an okro tree.you can only do that to a young plant.so my point is that a man who wants to marry should ask God for help and take time and pain to seek out a girl with good and godly character. one that is matured and well trained from home.

ufotty2001:
Women are not everywhere! It's now that I want to marry I noticed that women no plenty

Women full everywhere but na to get "WIFE" naim hard.

Same women that prostrate,kneel or bow to greet their pastor. But cannot even greet their husbands at home. Some who manage to greet their husband would force out the "goodmorning" as if its a curse. Some women call their pastors "Daddy" out of greet fear and reverence. But the same woman cannot call her husband daddy or call him with respect!. rather they treat their husband with disdain and disrespect as if he's a houseboy. Women WHY?

Nigeria no be country na! na kangaroo republic.abi banana republic. for sane country naim their president fit waka pass you enter him office without armed military men and convoy.