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FamilyRe: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Aladdin1(m): 11:06am On Jun 16, 2023
See as the guy for the 2nd photo sleep spread like aeroplane
HealthRe: Fear Of Public Speaking by Aladdin1(m): 9:31pm On Jun 15, 2023
Its called social anxiety disorder.specifically a social phobia.many people do experience it.mine is mostly when am asked to public speak without a prior notice.but preparation and reheasal helps to build your confidence level.so sorry dear.i know how you feel.but you must learn to overcome it like i did.
RomanceRe: The Category Of Women That Shame The Size Of A Man's Gbola by Aladdin1(m): 9:18pm On Jun 15, 2023
The inelasticity of the centre of gravity". The centre can no long hold. Because the kpekus have been bastardise and traumatised by many rabid gbolas.Thus the thing between the damsels leg have fallen apart. Oh what a shame! Oh! what a pity!! .
RomanceRe: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by Aladdin1(m): 3:24pm On Jun 15, 2023
Upon all the red flags na men like una go still marry those girls.
RomanceRe: My Gbola Does Not Have A Strong Erection . Help by Aladdin1(m): 1:50pm On Jun 15, 2023
he should be eating Ginger and garlic. plus drinking bitter leaf and scent leave juice regularly.he should exercise everyday and also cut down on sugar and salt intake.
Christianity EtcRe: Meditation by Aladdin1(m): 4:29pm On Jun 14, 2023
Meditation01:
Yes
So how do we row?.Are you based in Naija?
CrimeRe: Historically Disturbing Pictures 2 (histogore) by Aladdin1(m): 4:24pm On Jun 14, 2023
A very thrilling read i must confesr! i learnt a lot,most especially the illuminated faces of the women who worked in a factory,the everest summit lady that was frozen in ice and still look fresh.the ferral child and many others.but how come the ferral child could not walk?. is kearning to walk more important than having functional normal legs.it reminds me of darwins law of use and disuse.
Christianity EtcRe: Meditation by Aladdin1(m):
Meditation01:
The first and most basic thing you gain from studying with a master is pure power.When you are with your master, he transfers highgrade kundalini energy into your subtle body. The empowerments from your master energize and activate your chakras, allowing you to do things that you could not possibly do with the amount of energy you normally have at your disposal.
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Christianity EtcRe: Meditation by Aladdin1(m):
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RomanceRe: Could It Be A Ritual? by Aladdin1(m): 11:32am On Jun 13, 2023
Nothing to worry about.na civil defence dem.aka vigilantee.
EducationRe: A Combo Of Malt And Milk Doesn't Give Blood. Nigerians, Africans. by Aladdin1(m): 9:52am On Jun 13, 2023
The reason Nigerians believe that milk and malt combo will give them blood is because.Nigerians are the most gullible and foolish set of humans on earth in this computer age and thats why Nigerians have bad leaders who key into the foolish and myopic nature of Nigerians to exploit and deceive them.Nigerians hate truth and love to believe a lie and thats why many are castigating the Op for telling them the truth.And choosing to coninue believing a lie.
RomanceRe: Dear 33+ Igbo Men. by Aladdin1(m): 2:19pm On Jun 12, 2023
Op kpele o! e be like say igbo man don thief ya girlfriend wey you don invest so much in her.abeg take heart.e go better!
RomanceRe: Men! What Ladies Wont Tell You About Sex. by Aladdin1(m): 1:51pm On Jun 12, 2023
Oga go look for a good decent lady and leave all those ashawo and hookup ladies that you are seeing around you.they would give you disease that would make that your gbola weak and useless like overiped dodo.. a word is enough for the wise.
Christianity EtcRe: My Journey to The Spirit World And How God Delivered Me by Aladdin1(m): 1:39pm On Jun 12, 2023
Salvation2:
They use CROWS a lot when following someone or that little brown pidgin but this one am referring to on that particular occasion is a kite. It's slightly bigger in size with a signature style of flying. That's the form the use every evening.
Which one is kite? abi na hawk or vulture you mean to say?
Christianity EtcRe: My Journey to The Spirit World And How God Delivered Me by Aladdin1(m): 12:55pm On Jun 12, 2023
Salvation2:
This ones are not bats. They are much bigger in size. Their colour is usually BLACK.
They are called Crows. They are birds of harbinger.they make a loud distint eerie sound and are mostly found in two's three's.they go in group mostly.dem full benin.but they are always on their own as normal birds that they are.
RomanceRe: How Many Men Did She Hide. by Aladdin1(m): 3:12pm On Jun 10, 2023
Dat na toto republic,aka home for all.
Christianity EtcRe: How God Delivered Me From Sexual Promiscuity: Testimony by Aladdin1(m): 7:28pm On Jun 07, 2023
More grace
RomanceRe: I Need An Older Lady To Date. by Aladdin1(m):
ahnie:
What will you be bringing to the relationship?
I hope you won't be bringing....
Dreadlocks
Flaccid gbola
Saggy torn jeans
Earpiece
Cheap phone
Palm slipper
Yellow socks
And 2 faded polos.


If these listed options are what you planned bring to the ship,then a vibrator has more importance than you.


Just asking for a friend.
HealthRe: The Part Of Woke Culture We Don't Talk About (Xtreme Graphics) by Aladdin1(m): 8:46am On Jun 07, 2023
This is aluu "abomination" so a human being created by God would go through these kind of pain and suffering just to become something that the creator has not created them to be! satan is indeed wicked.
RomanceRe: Take A Guess (pic) by Aladdin1(m): 9:02pm On Jun 04, 2023
Common! will you remove dat thing away from dia! you wan mess for persin mouth?
RomanceRe: Be Careful Who You Sleep With!!!!! by Aladdin1(m): 8:44pm On Jun 04, 2023
Savedday2:
Stop blaming sex for nothing sake!
Staying in a serious relationship with a 9ja girl is already a big curse!
mostly!
RomanceRe: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by Aladdin1(m): 6:28pm On Jun 04, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
You are very foolish
Your dick is dead! sorry. you dint know you and your dead dick is foolish when you posted nonsense abi? idiot!
RomanceRe: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by Aladdin1(m): 4:50pm On Jun 04, 2023
I pity that your weak penis.na weak erection you get so.penis wey no fit erect to full mast wey you no wear pant.dat na penis?.better erection wey stand gidigba no go fit lailai let you hide or cover with hand.because dem no dey fit take hand take cover pregnancy.next time no carry dat your weak candle gbola dey go church make devil no verse take your weak gbola take do banana.
FamilyRe: Don't Marry If U Don't Have A Job And Don't Marry A Liability. by Aladdin1(m): 3:48pm On Jun 03, 2023
Believe me.if you yourself practice this your advice.it would make you regret in your old age.
RomanceRe: I Want To Know How Gay Men Operate by Aladdin1(m): 3:33pm On Jun 03, 2023
ruffhandu:
So as I be now, handsome odogwu like me, will allow a man stick his prick into my anus? Or, I will leave beautiful ladies that are everywhere and carry my dick and stick into faeces. I am happily married, but if i will ever, for any reason, cheat, na soft woman, trim like my wife.

I am just asking because I am curious.
gays are usually strikingly handsome and its a matter of choice and how one is wired to be gay.so no big deal if you are gay.but i know what am talking,for you to be this curious over gay sex could only mean that you have a level of curiousity or fascination over gaysex no matter how minute that curiousity or fascination may be.it only points to the fact that you may have some indept gay inclination.and that means you are most likely bi-curious as they call it.and lastly it does not matter if you married to a woman or not.there are lots of closeted gays who are married to women.or were once married to women.so take it or leave.
RomanceRe: "Na Human Meat": What I Heard At A Meat Table In The Market. by Aladdin1(m): 2:25pm On Jun 03, 2023
OP its either you are schizophrenic or hallucinating or you lack understanding of some peoples accent.i have gone to buy meat before and the woman kept telling me "this one is man" meaning the meat belong to a cock and not a hen.so you only misunderstood the meat seller.maybe was telling you that the meat is woman meat" meaning the meat belongs to a female cow and some people believe the female animal meat is sweeter.thats all.
RomanceRe: I Want To Know How Gay Men Operate by Aladdin1(m): 2:05pm On Jun 03, 2023
Op you are a closet gay.gay sex curiousity is a strong feature of closeted gays or bisexual males.it starts with being fascinated with gay sex.how its done? why its done?who does what role?and lastly you would want to know and try out how it feels.And boom!!! welcome to the gay lifestyle!!!.
RomanceRe: Mannequin Is Giving me mad Konjii by Aladdin1(m): 11:31am On Jun 03, 2023
No be Ashawo use you!. Na swear dem swear for you. Na woman wey you offend naim use toto wey strong take swear for you. Dem wan disgrace your destiny. Mannequin give you konji. Imagine sey you see sexy woman for one kind conner. Na to rape am. Very soon you go progress begin rape goat,dog and fowl. Dem don disgrace your life be dat. Run go cele make dem use coconut take wash your head. Plus spiritual cane take wire your yansh well well. make dat bad spirit run leave you.
RomanceRe: I DNormal by Aladdin1(m): 5:14pm On Jun 02, 2023
Barims:
I'm aware of that
Then what are you still waiting for to seek help? or you have a deathwish? you could still do something meaningful with your life you know!
RomanceRe: I DNormal by Aladdin1(m): 4:51pm On Jun 02, 2023
You are really not normal.pls. seek help asap.
RomanceRe: Help!! My Fiance Always Makes Me Do Things In Bed That I Don't Enjoy. by Aladdin1(m): 4:08pm On Jun 02, 2023
jayworld15:
Death is a journey
Life was a route to it
Sister, BDSM unlived you
And set your feet from life's threshing-floor to eternity
For your gains, you overlooked the pains
Dick in your ass, hands tied, knife cutting,
Cry baby, let blood streams from your boggled eyes of shame;
Cry baby, acid was good for your pussy and faeces for your mouth and death to your soul.
Tears was your joy, for naira was the bed of your laying!
Who's got ample pity to give you?
Definitely, not this souls on Nairaland like me
RIP when peace was long void and emptiness filled the heart of empathy
Rest In Pieces because you bought gloominess by your own coins, and strangulated yourself by your own greed
RIP in Advance, for your eternity advances near till you fade away and another replaces you in his bed

I have nothing say to you except those words from my heart grin grin grin grin
I like this your poetic expression.wailah!
RomanceRe: Help!! My Fiance Always Makes Me Do Things In Bed That I Don't Enjoy. by Aladdin1(m): 3:04pm On Jun 02, 2023
People dey naija sha! so you no go run leave that relationship before the guy go kill you by mistake? your boyfriend is having an abnormal sexual desire called sado-masochism.he is the sadist and so he gets off by hurting his0 sexual partners in bed and watching them suffer.without that he cannot be aroused or cum.you are in for worse because very soon he would wire your body well well with koboko and spikes and watch you cry and writh in pain.your pain is his pleasure.run from that psycho pls.

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